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(Contra Costa Times)   You feel a former employee has betrayed you. Do you: C) try to hire a hitman to break both of his legs and cut off his penis?   (contracostatimes.com) divider line 32
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2014-02-27 12:03:31 AM  
On Sept. 11, the pair settled

I guess he never forgot.
 
2014-02-27 12:12:31 AM  
Never contract out what you should do yourself.  Penis cutting is man's work.
 
2014-02-27 12:13:01 AM  
Kind of overkill.

Should have just shaved his nuts with a rusty razor.
 
2014-02-27 12:17:24 AM  

FunkOut: Kind of overkill.

Should have just shaved his nuts with a rusty razor.


♫  Early in the morning ♫
 
2014-02-27 12:17:48 AM  
Have the guy's legs broken and cut off both his penis and toungue. How in the world would detectives ever trace this crime back to the Egyptian boss whom the victim just won a court case against?
 
2014-02-27 12:19:20 AM  
Capitalism is entirely out of control.
 
2014-02-27 12:20:38 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: ♫  Early in the morning ♫



Win
 
2014-02-27 12:21:50 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: FunkOut: Kind of overkill.

Should have just shaved his nuts with a rusty razor.

♫  Early in the morning ♫


Yarrrrrr.
 
2014-02-27 12:27:36 AM  
Job market is tough alright. Plenty of plebes to take his place, why waste a $1 to teach him a lesson? Keep the $1.
 
2014-02-27 12:27:39 AM  
You don't hire a hitman for that, you hire an ex-wife
 
2014-02-27 12:28:29 AM  
Read headline as C) try to hire a hitman to break both of his legs and count his penis?


/one
 
2014-02-27 12:29:28 AM  

Fecal Conservative: Read headline as C) try to hire a hitman to break both of his legs and count his penis?


/one


Not if he succeeded.
 
2014-02-27 12:30:06 AM  
Hell no.No satisfaction in someone else doing it.
 
2014-02-27 12:34:01 AM  
FTFA:
The business owner has no criminal record. Online profiles, news releases and interviews portray a savvy business owner.
In August, Mosis joined the East Bay Tech Tinkerers, Experimenters and Entrepreneurs group on Meetup.com. His online profile says he's interested in 3-D printing and fabrication.


Thank gawd he-who-shall-not-be-named isn't still around, otherwise we'd be treated to a screed about how 3-D printing leads to insanity

/This guy tried to hire someone to mutilate and cripple another human... whom HE had screwed over! For $2,000! Not very 'savvy', IMHO
 
2014-02-27 12:40:31 AM  

FunkOut: Smeggy Smurf: FunkOut: Kind of overkill.

Should have just shaved his nuts with a rusty razor.

♫  Early in the morning ♫

Yarrrrrr.


thread over.
 
2014-02-27 12:52:33 AM  
"..was arrested and charged with one count of attempted aggravated mayhem."

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2014-02-27 12:53:34 AM  
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2014-02-27 01:01:07 AM  

danielscissorhands: "..was arrested and charged with one count of attempted aggravated mayhem."

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Awesome.  You should have bolded the "count" as well. (Grishnackh)

/ Hail
 
2014-02-27 01:08:53 AM  

danielscissorhands: "..was arrested and charged with one count of attempted aggravated mayhem."

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Also approves...

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"That's ONE! ONE count of aggravated mayhem! Ah-ha-ha-ha!"
 
2014-02-27 01:18:17 AM  
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2014-02-27 01:32:31 AM  
Was the hitman having a two-for-one deal: The Tonya Harding/Lorena Bobbitt special?
 
2014-02-27 01:39:49 AM  
TFA:

File not found.

Wow, what a great piece of investigative journalism.
 
2014-02-27 02:18:28 AM  
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Hey guys whats goin' on in this thread?
 
2014-02-27 02:29:11 AM  
"I can do whatever I'm paid to."

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2014-02-27 06:57:09 AM  

skinink: Have the guy's legs broken and cut off both his penis and toungue. How in the world would detectives ever trace this crime back to the Egyptian boss whom the victim just won a court case against?


I'm sensing this guy has a lot of rage and juuuuust enough brains to run a portable sink business.

Also he's a farking idiot for thinking an arbitrary one of his employees could hook him up with a hitman.  There never is a hitman, and certainly never will be for the prices most people offer.  Even the sleaziest ex-con you know will instantly shop you to the police, to curry favour with his parole officer.
 
2014-02-27 07:06:06 AM  

No Such Agency: skinink: Have the guy's legs broken and cut off both his penis and toungue. How in the world would detectives ever trace this crime back to the Egyptian boss whom the victim just won a court case against?

I'm sensing this guy has a lot of rage and juuuuust enough brains to run a portable sink business.

Also he's a farking idiot for thinking an arbitrary one of his employees could hook him up with a hitman.  There never is a hitman, and certainly never will be for the prices most people offer.  Even the sleaziest ex-con you know will instantly shop you to the police, to curry favour with his parole officer.


This is why bond villains have volcano bases, so they can train their own

/Gotta think ahead
 
2014-02-27 07:24:42 AM  
Sounds like a guy I worked for a couple of years ago. Seriously.
I could actually see this guy pulling a stunt like this.
 
2014-02-27 07:42:43 AM  
FTFA
"the 52-year-old business owner had stepped up to help a fellow countryman moving from the East Coast."

Actually, if the guy successfully sued him for back pay totalling 10k USD, it sounds more like he didn't step up to help the countryman, but rather exploited his labor without paying him at all. So the business owner was a piece of shiat from the get go. Hopefully he never gets out of prison.
 
2014-02-27 07:55:29 AM  
When are people going to learn? If you're talking to a "professional hit man" that you don't know, you're talking to a cop.
 
2014-02-27 08:21:21 AM  

jigger: When are people going to learn? If you're talking to a "professional hit man" that you don't know, you're talking to a cop.


You mean my coworkers don't have the name of a reliable hitman in their rolodex?
 
2014-02-27 08:37:47 AM  
B-b-but.,.. Job creators!
 
2014-02-27 09:15:43 AM  
Hmm, I thought this was going to be another Bob Bashara story, with only a twist to how Bob handles things now that is has been in jail for a while.
 
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