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(Daily Mail)   Experts warn Britons that they are at dire risk of "TECHNECK" from staring down at their smartphones, looking old and wrinkly instead of young and vivacious   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 18
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2014-02-26 08:21:00 PM
Who are the Britons?
 
2014-02-26 08:34:41 PM
Would these be Boffins, or just regular 'run-of-the-mill' experts?
 
2014-02-26 08:44:32 PM

hogans: Who are the Britons?


We are all Britons. And I am your King.
 
2014-02-26 09:05:25 PM

Cake Hunter: hogans: Who are the Britons?

We are all Britons. And I am your King.


Just because some watery tart threw a sword at you
 
2014-02-26 09:06:39 PM
TECHNECK, Inspectah Deck and King Tech, live in concert.
 
2014-02-26 09:16:24 PM
Britons look young and vivacious?

When they're 12 maybe.

That's a human subgroup that does not age well.
 
2014-02-26 09:16:55 PM
If you keep a spit cup next to your soldering iron, you might be a techneck.

If you go to a hamfest to meet women, you might be a techneck.

If you've got more computing power in your pickup than NASA has in Houston, you might be a techneck.
 
2014-02-26 09:31:40 PM
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2014-02-26 09:33:05 PM

dittybopper: If you keep a spit cup next to your soldering iron, you might be a techneck.

If you go to a hamfest to meet women, you might be a techneck.

If you've got more computing power in your pickup than NASA has in Houston, you might be a techneck.


My RV has a 32tb fault-tolerant media array.  I might have a problem.
 
2014-02-26 09:48:59 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Britons look young and vivacious?

When they're 12 maybe.

That's a human subgroup that does not age well.


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2014-02-26 10:25:25 PM

Cake Hunter: hogans: Who are the Britons?

We are all Britons. And I am your King.


I didn't vote for you.
 
2014-02-26 10:28:47 PM
Everybody looks like an a-hole staring down at their phones.  It makes men look foppish.
 
2014-02-26 10:34:34 PM
TECHNECK. I think I bought one of their stereos once. Used to listen to it with my SOMNY speakers and my PANTOSONIC record player.
 
2014-02-26 11:18:05 PM
Is this anything like Taco Neck Syndrome?
 
2014-02-26 11:28:25 PM
I wonder did this sort of thing ever happen when people used to read those silly little bundles of dead trees.  Or is it just that no one ever cared about those people.  Maybe, just maybe however it's all a bunch of made up crap to try and make people panic.
 
2014-02-27 12:44:24 AM
Is that what happend to their chins, too?
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-27 03:58:19 AM
Oh, Daily Fail... you're so cute when you're pushing complete farce as "news"...

One day, I will meet someone who actually purchases, enjoys and firmly believes Daily Fail content.

...and I will feast on their eyes and damn their seed unto the seventh generation...
 
2014-02-27 07:55:20 AM

jtown: dittybopper: If you keep a spit cup next to your soldering iron, you might be a techneck.

If you go to a hamfest to meet women, you might be a techneck.

If you've got more computing power in your pickup than NASA has in Houston, you might be a techneck.

My RV has a 32tb fault-tolerant media array.  I might have a problem.


If you've got a Cray XMP up on blocks in your front yard, you might be a techneck.
 
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