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(Foodbeast)   Bud Light continues to show they've given up on beer, launches two new canned margarita flavors: Raz-Ber-Rita and Mang-O-Rita   (foodbeast.com) divider line 84
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2014-02-26 09:17:30 PM  
Hey, don't forget the straw-ber-rita.

/8%
//those little cans have a little kick.
///so the wife says
 
2014-02-26 09:40:22 PM  
I've personally never considered Bud Light "beer".
 
2014-02-26 09:40:52 PM  
Looks like cough syrup
 
2014-02-26 09:42:31 PM  

twistedmetal: Hey, don't forget the straw-ber-rita.

/8%
//those little cans have a little kick.
///so the wife says


They actually aren't bad.
 
2014-02-26 09:42:51 PM  
Ugh. My wife likes those Bud Light beer-Rita's. They're goddamned horrible.
 
2014-02-26 09:43:05 PM  
www.famousboot.com
Wasn't this the point of up given?
 
2014-02-26 09:43:33 PM  
This will get girls just drunk enough at the frat to accept your advances but not enough to get you charged with rape. Most self-respecting fratbros will stay with real beers such as natty or keystone.
 
2014-02-26 09:43:36 PM  
That, that just sounds terrible.
 
2014-02-26 09:43:51 PM  

fusillade762: I've personally never considered Bud Light "beer".


Came to say this.

To give up on beer, you must first be making it.
 
2014-02-26 09:44:54 PM  

super_grass: This will get girls just drunk enough at the frat to accept your advances but not enough to get you charged with rape. Most self-respecting fratbros will stay with real beers such as natty or keystone.


Same idea as Four Loko without the gasoline taste.
 
2014-02-26 09:45:05 PM  
That's like saying Britney Spears has given up on singing or Rosie O'Donnell has given up on bikini-modeling.
 
2014-02-26 09:46:12 PM  
*Takes a sip*
"Awwwww... RAZ!"
fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-02-26 09:46:54 PM  

grumpfuff: fusillade762: I've personally never considered Bud Light "beer".

Came to say this.

To give up on beer, you must first be making it.


I don't buy it, but I'll certainly drink it if someone brings a cooler. It's the sociable thing to do.

/locker room beer
//it's "beer league" for a reason
 
2014-02-26 09:48:04 PM  
Vodka > beer that isn't disgusting > 40s of malt liquor > Budweiser
 
2014-02-26 09:49:59 PM  

The Extra B is for BYOBB: [www.famousboot.com image 320x293]
Wasn't this the point of up given?

I actually like that shiat, bar far my favorite budweiser product
 
2014-02-26 09:57:23 PM  
If these were brewed at some shiathole in Oregon and called Doghead Spectre Raspberry Ale all the beer snobs would be raving.
 
2014-02-26 09:58:25 PM  

eviljimbo: The Extra B is for BYOBB: [www.famousboot.com image 320x293]
Wasn't this the point of up given?
I actually like that shiat, bar far my favorite budweiser product


You're a braver man than I, good sir.

When I was a night manager at a liquor store, our wine sales guy kept talking about it and I swore he was just messing with me, until he ordered a case of it. He opened one up and the smell of beer poured over a hooker's meat locker filled the store. I rejected all acknowledgement of a God and wept openly.
 
2014-02-26 10:02:13 PM  

The Extra B is for BYOBB: eviljimbo: The Extra B is for BYOBB: [www.famousboot.com image 320x293]
Wasn't this the point of up given?
I actually like that shiat, bar far my favorite budweiser product

You're a braver man than I, good sir.

When I was a night manager at a liquor store, our wine sales guy kept talking about it and I swore he was just messing with me, until he ordered a case of it. He opened one up and the smell of beer poured over a hooker's meat locker filled the store. I rejected all acknowledgement of a God and wept openly.


www.esreality.com
 
2014-02-26 10:03:13 PM  
Subby: Bud Light continues to show they've given up on beer, launches two new canned margarita flavors: Raz-Ber-Rita and Mang-O-Rita

Wait, you mean they started?
 
2014-02-26 10:13:04 PM  
Budweiser itself isn't terrible beer. I give it a solid 2.5 to 3 stars.

Bud Light is sh*t. And don't get me started about these other nasty flavored beers.
 
2014-02-26 10:14:17 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Ugh. My wife likes those Bud Light beer-Rita's. They're goddamned horrible.


this
 
2014-02-26 10:16:00 PM  

bdub77: Budweiser itself isn't terrible beer. I give it a solid 2.5 to 3 stars.

Bud Light is sh*t. And don't get me started about these other nasty flavored beers.


All light beer is shiat. No exceptions.
 
2014-02-26 10:23:41 PM  
Lots of Bud Light hate in this thread, but the article is about their cocktail thingies.

Real Margaritas taste like rancid devil urine, so how much worse could these be?
 
2014-02-26 10:24:07 PM  

bdub77: Budweiser itself isn't terrible beer. I give it a solid 2.5 to 3 stars.

Bud Light is sh*t. And don't get me started about these other nasty flavored beers.


American Ale is about the only thing A-B makes that even remotely could be considered beer.

/if you cut your barley with rice, you should forfeit the right to call it beer
 
2014-02-26 10:28:37 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: If these were brewed at some shiathole in Oregon and called Doghead Spectre Raspberry Ale all the beer snobs would be raving.


There are plenty of beers just like you describe.  Name a single one of them where anyone at all is "raving".

It's pretty easy to claim something farking stupid, but no one is ever able to provide the evidence.  I bet you can be the first, though.
 
2014-02-26 10:33:25 PM  

MrBallou: Lots of Bud Light hate in this thread, but the article is about their cocktail thingies.

Real Margaritas taste like rancid devil urine, so how much worse could these be?


Stop getting the shiatty frozen drinks at TGI-McFunsters.
 
2014-02-26 10:43:02 PM  
Oh look, our food industry is bringing us even more shiat flavored shiat.
 
2014-02-26 10:50:37 PM  
i364.photobucket.com
You know who these are for, right?
 
2014-02-26 10:58:45 PM  
Europe spoiled beer for me. Wish I could get Krušovice here in Texas.
 
2014-02-26 11:00:36 PM  

The Extra B is for BYOBB: [www.famousboot.com image 320x293]
Wasn't this the point of up given?


blogs.wickedlocal.com

The only good thing they make?
 
2014-02-26 11:02:30 PM  

Marmilman: Europe spoiled beer for me. Wish I could get Krušovice here in Texas.


Europe pffft. I wish I could get more of the beer they brewed on the moon back in the day. None of this chintzy high-gravity brewed beer is good enough for me to get my drunk on the way I want it on.
 
2014-02-26 11:03:21 PM  

MorePeasPlease: The Extra B is for BYOBB: [www.famousboot.com image 320x293]
Wasn't this the point of up given?

[blogs.wickedlocal.com image 850x637]

The only good thing they make?


You know what? Clam it.

/Hi Fiving a million angels.
 
2014-02-26 11:04:08 PM  

Bslim: That, that just sounds terrible.


It tastes even worse.
 
2014-02-26 11:07:35 PM  

The Extra B is for BYOBB: You know what? Clam it.

/Hi Fiving a million angels.



geoduckrecipes.com
 
2014-02-26 11:08:18 PM  
The only water worthy of brewing my beer is hand squeezed from mummified remains found in the Chilean Andes above 18,000 feet.
 
2014-02-26 11:09:34 PM  

MorePeasPlease: The Extra B is for BYOBB: You know what? Clam it.

/Hi Fiving a million angels.


That clam is hung
 
2014-02-26 11:12:40 PM  
Hops for my beer must be grown in the Congo one milk fed hop at a time on the nipples of caged bonobos force fed a diet of concord grapes anisette and philadelphia cream cheese
 
2014-02-26 11:15:21 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: MorePeasPlease: The Extra B is for BYOBB: You know what? Clam it.

/Hi Fiving a million angels.

That clam is hung


And they was right!

/wait
 
2014-02-26 11:16:02 PM  

mikaloyd: Hops for my beer must be grown in the Congo one milk fed hop at a time on the nipples of caged bonobos force fed a diet of concord grapes anisette and philadelphia cream cheese


What is up with you lately? You've been trying way too hard.
 
2014-02-26 11:16:29 PM  
I think this is the only domestic beer in Oklahoma you can buy over 3.2.

/first time I tried one I took a big gulp expecting crappy water and was fairly surprised at how strong it was.
 
2014-02-26 11:16:42 PM  
Ahhh my fan club got it's own thread tonight, sweet.
/login is 10yrs old
//4 months sober
///even I couldn't stomach BL anymore
 
2014-02-26 11:18:05 PM  
Really I have to be the first??

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-26 11:18:53 PM  
Barley for my beer can only be grown in reconditioned and retasked astronaut centrifuges. The barley must be fooled into spouting and growing inverted, roots up with special lights and Beethovans 9th symphony played at 3/4 speed and 130+ decibels for the duration of growing season.
 
2014-02-26 11:19:54 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: mikaloyd: Hops for my beer must be grown in the Congo one milk fed hop at a time on the nipples of caged bonobos force fed a diet of concord grapes anisette and philadelphia cream cheese

What is up with you lately? You've been trying way too hard.


Im enjoying this. Like fine beer.Why?
 
2014-02-26 11:21:05 PM  
si.wsj.net

"Light beer?!? Now THERE'S a crime!" -Dan Stark (Good Guys)
 
2014-02-26 11:24:50 PM  

MorePeasPlease: The Extra B is for BYOBB: You know what? Clam it.

/Hi Fiving a million angels.


[geoduckrecipes.com image 474x277]


I can't....I just can't even...
 
2014-02-26 11:41:17 PM  
Happens every 2 to 3 years where the big brewers try and grab more shelf space to keep the micro brewers out.
Back in the day it was wine coolers..Bartles and James and California coolers, then it was the Red beers like Red dog and such, then it was the Dry Beers like Michelob Dry and then.. the Ice beers and after that it was the flavored beers... Cherry Wheat etc.  Next seems to be beer for breakfast with orange juice Beer..Mimosa!!.... Lets drink 24-7  whoot!
 
2014-02-26 11:43:50 PM  

laid back w/bud light: Ahhh my fan club got it's own thread tonight, sweet.
/login is 10yrs old
//4 months sober
///even I couldn't stomach BL anymore

//4 months sober


quitter

//1. a person who gives up easily; defeatist, deserter, or shirker. quit•ter (ˈkwɪt ər) n. a person who quits or gives up easily.
 
2014-02-26 11:45:40 PM  
Doh!!... forgot about Zima.... If you want to drink.... drink beer!
 
2014-02-26 11:46:13 PM  

kling_klang_bed: [si.wsj.net image 553x369]

"Light beer?!? Now THERE'S a crime!" -Dan Stark (Good Guys)


Goddamn you, now I'm all bummed out/pissed off that that show got canceled.
 
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