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(Houston Press)   Who do you call for bail money when you pull your mom's gun on your sister's boyfriend?   (blogs.houstonpress.com) divider line 52
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2014-02-26 08:14:54 PM  
Dad?
 
2014-02-26 08:59:55 PM  
Weird uncle Fred.
 
2014-02-26 09:00:37 PM  
Ghostbusters!
 
2014-02-26 09:00:51 PM  
Shoot the hostage?
 
2014-02-26 09:02:29 PM  
Better call Saul
 
2014-02-26 09:03:42 PM  
And Bingo was his name-O.

I'm lost. I'm going to go home now.
 
2014-02-26 09:05:26 PM  
1-800-CALLSAM (Michigan residents only)
 
2014-02-26 09:05:47 PM  
Your Uncle Dad, probably.
 
2014-02-26 09:07:14 PM  

Walker: Dad?


He's the one with the money.

And he'd find out about Mom's gun eventually on his own.

And he might sympathize with you for pulling a gun on Sis' boyfriend(s). They didn't like any of them much any way and the ones they did like she didn't.

Things are tough all over.

You have to count on Dad to make bail. If not him, then who?
 
2014-02-26 09:10:53 PM  
Jenny at 867-5309?
 
2014-02-26 09:13:27 PM  
A Bail bondsman ? Sounds like you don't want to have anything to do with all those other people anyway.
 
2014-02-26 09:14:36 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Ghostbusters!


But not that one.
 
2014-02-26 09:17:34 PM  
It was a stun gun and he was being a prick.
 
2014-02-26 09:17:40 PM  
"Whom", subby.
 
2014-02-26 09:24:51 PM  
The headline is a "trick question": one does not bury survivors.
 
2014-02-26 09:25:02 PM  

CantConfirmOrDeny: "Whom", subby.


The great thing about English is that you understood him just fine, and you didn't even need to use any gendered pronouns to do it.
 
2014-02-26 09:25:34 PM  
Oedipus?
 
2014-02-26 09:27:18 PM  
your brother's cousin's next door neighbor's best friend.
 
2014-02-26 09:31:28 PM  
Sister's ex
 
2014-02-26 09:32:32 PM  
Can he at least call up Warrant about some cherry pie?
 
2014-02-26 09:39:17 PM  
I once called my bartender when I was in jail for DUI.

/What I hat sleep with him previously ...
//He did bail me out I liked him but well...
 
2014-02-26 09:40:54 PM  
 
2014-02-26 09:44:07 PM  
My Cousin Vinny

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-02-26 09:45:20 PM  
Ferris Bueller?
 
2014-02-26 09:46:33 PM  
An aristocrat?
 
2014-02-26 09:47:27 PM  
Five bucks, same as in town??
 
2014-02-26 09:54:33 PM  
I always assume overprotective brothers secretly want to fark their sister
 
2014-02-26 09:55:25 PM  
I smell REALITY SHOW!!
 
2014-02-26 09:56:31 PM  
Harold Ramis? Oh wait... he's dead.
 
2014-02-26 09:57:05 PM  
Bail jumper. Nobody to call.
 
2014-02-26 10:02:40 PM  
His dad's girlfriend
 
2014-02-26 10:04:57 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I always assume overprotective brothers secretly want to fark their sister


One of my oldest and best friends is married to an absolute knockout. Her brother is like that. I run into him 3-4 times a year at parties my friend hosts. On more than a few occasions he has said how hot his sister is and if they were not related he would love to fark her. Very disturbing indeed.
 
2014-02-26 10:10:52 PM  
Ishmael?
 
2014-02-26 10:12:48 PM  
Carly Rae Jepsen?

Maybe?
 
2014-02-26 10:30:09 PM  
Dark Helmet?
 
2014-02-26 10:59:27 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: I once called my bartender when I was in jail for DUI.

/What I hat sleep with him previously ...
//He did bail me out I liked him but well...


Was babby formed?
 
2014-02-26 11:15:57 PM  
Ghostbusters?
 
2014-02-26 11:16:17 PM  
Call one of the two baby-mamas.


Because you know the rest of his Exs aren't talking to him.
 
2014-02-26 11:22:15 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: I once called my bartender when I was in jail for DUI.

/What I hat sleep with him previously ...
//He did bail me out I liked him but well...


Well, it was his fault....
 
2014-02-26 11:23:23 PM  

duffblue: CantConfirmOrDeny: "Whom", subby.

The great thing about English is that you understood him just fine, and you didn't even need to use any gendered pronouns to do it.


CantConfirmOrDeny just wants to be irresistible to women.
 
2014-02-26 11:34:45 PM  
The cable guy?
 
2014-02-26 11:38:43 PM  
http://youtu.be/UkSGfk4Oj2E

/first thing I thought of for some reason
//Now Aunt Billy, how many times have I told you not to call here and interrupt my Kung Fu!
 
2014-02-26 11:44:21 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Ghostbusters!


Too soon.
 
2014-02-26 11:49:04 PM  

sandbar67: tinfoil-hat maggie: I once called my bartender when I was in jail for DUI.

/What I hat sleep with him previously ...
//He did bail me out I liked him but well...

Was babby formed?


Er, wut?
 
2014-02-27 12:01:16 AM  

lindalouwho: tinfoil-hat maggie: I once called my bartender when I was in jail for DUI.

/What I hat sleep with him previously ...
//He did bail me out I liked him but well...

Well, it was his fault....


Sorta, he was very cool on that. And no I

already things had changed and he just wasn't into me be then Well ya know some people gotta do what works.
 
2014-02-27 12:05:36 AM  

sandbar67: tinfoil-hat maggie: I once called my bartender when I was in jail for DUI.

/What I hat sleep with him previously ...
//He did bail me out I liked him but well...

Was babby formed?


Well scientificly it would have been interesting, and well all things cosideres I would go for the miriclr baby.
 
2014-02-27 12:39:19 AM  

lindalouwho: tinfoil-hat maggie: I once called my bartender when I was in jail for DUI.

/What I hat sleep with him previously ...
//He did bail me out I liked him but well...

Well, it was his fault....


It wasn't esay , he was serving that night.. Heh I counted drinks that nigh\, ayhooyghtgh I had pissed him off,.t. Crook'ed ass kangaroo court said .04 was a DUI/ Well they were nice and reduced makin
 
2014-02-27 06:41:45 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: lindalouwho: tinfoil-hat maggie: I once called my bartender when I was in jail for DUI.

/What I hat sleep with him previously ...
//He did bail me out I liked him but well...

Well, it was his fault....

It wasn't esay , he was serving that night.. Heh I counted drinks that nigh\, ayhooyghtgh I had pissed him off,.t. Crook'ed ass kangaroo court said .04 was a DUI/ Well they were nice and reduced makin


Go home. You're drunk. But don't call the bartender for bail...
 
2014-02-27 08:42:51 AM  

ClavellBCMI: 1-800-CALLSAM (Michigan residents only)


No, you call Fieger.  That guy defended Kevorkian.  Sam just handles personal injury cases.

Random Internet Persona: Weird uncle Fred.


When all else fails, Fred's your man.
 
2014-02-27 09:09:44 AM  
Woo!  Kingwood!  Represent!
 
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