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2014-02-26 05:18:32 PM  

bikerbob59: Holy crap.  And I piss and moan about being behind four people at the check out.


CSB:

I had to pick up booze and beer at the grocery store after work yesterday.  I naturally go to the '20 items or less' checkout lane.  Some broad that already was checking out had, fark, like 40 things.  Icing on the cake, biatch pops out a checkbook.  I'm usually a pretty calm guy, but c'mon, I had beer to drink!

/CSB
 
2014-02-26 05:18:52 PM  
Meanwhile, my day is ruined cause that asshole in the drivethru didn't give me the extra ketchup I asked for.
 
2014-02-26 05:21:16 PM  

blatz514: bikerbob59: Holy crap.  And I piss and moan about being behind four people at the check out.

CSB:

I had to pick up booze and beer at the grocery store after work yesterday.  I naturally go to the '20 items or less' checkout lane.  Some broad that already was checking out had, fark, like 40 things.  Icing on the cake, biatch pops out a checkbook.  I'm usually a pretty calm guy, but c'mon, I had beer to drink!

/CSB


images.sodahead.com
 
2014-02-26 05:23:24 PM  

Perducci: Diogenes: This is what will be left of Syria for al-Assad to rule over if he manages to stay in power.

Picture certainly puts many things in perspective, doesn't it?

Not really.
Without context, all I see is a big crowd of people in a run-down area.  Do all these people need food desperately, or are they there because hey, free food? Are the ruined buildings around them typical?  Is the destruction recent?

It's certainly a moving, interesting image, but perspective is the one thing it's missing.


like 1944 France, just a run-down area.  why don't they clean the place up!?
 
2014-02-26 05:25:21 PM  

Perducci: Diogenes: This is what will be left of Syria for al-Assad to rule over if he manages to stay in power.

Picture certainly puts many things in perspective, doesn't it?

It's certainly a moving, interesting image, but perspective is the one thing it's missing.


This may help
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-26 05:26:08 PM  

WeenerGord: blatz514: bikerbob59: Holy crap.  And I piss and moan about being behind four people at the check out.

CSB:

I had to pick up booze and beer at the grocery store after work yesterday.  I naturally go to the '20 items or less' checkout lane.  Some broad that already was checking out had, fark, like 40 things.  Icing on the cake, biatch pops out a checkbook.  I'm usually a pretty calm guy, but c'mon, I had beer to drink!

/CSB

[images.sodahead.com image 350x273]


Lulz, that cracked me up.

Cheers!

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-02-26 05:30:09 PM  

blatz514: bikerbob59: Holy crap.  And I piss and moan about being behind four people at the check out.

CSB:

I had to pick up booze and beer at the grocery store after work yesterday.  I naturally go to the '20 items or less' checkout lane.  Some broad that already was checking out had, fark, like 40 things.  Icing on the cake, biatch pops out a checkbook.  I'm usually a pretty calm guy, but c'mon, I had beer to drink!

/CSB


Also CSB.
Happened to me too, but the old woman working the register called her out on her BS and made her go to another lane.  Flat out told her 'I can't help you here, you CLEARLY have too many items.'  I told her the world needs more good people like her.
 
2014-02-26 05:31:34 PM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: This thread is boring.

TFLADIES, how much younger is the youngest guy you've ever slept with?  I'm insanely attracted to a guy that is 14 years younger than me.  I feel really creepy and gross.


You can have me baby. We will bump uglies like wild beasts. You'll scream the banshee orgasm three times before sunrise.
 
2014-02-26 05:32:31 PM  

 Perducci: Without context, all I see is a big crowd of people in a run-down area. Do all these people need food desperately, or are they there because hey, free food? Are the ruined buildings around them typical? Is the destruction recent?

It's certainly a moving, interesting image, but perspective is the one thing it's missing.


Agree...I'm sure it's not a pleasant place but the history of photographic manipulation from that part of the world is well established.   Although the picture initially grabs attention, the questions you suggest then appear.  In the end, we really have no idea what is actually going on here.
 
2014-02-26 05:34:24 PM  
WeenerGord:
Good lord that is a monster schnozz on that one woman in front

I hear ya'. If she would just use that hoover to snort a few lines of coke, she wouldn't even be hungry.
 
2014-02-26 05:35:17 PM  

blatz514: bikerbob59: Holy crap.  And I piss and moan about being behind four people at the check out.

CSB:

I had to pick up booze and beer at the grocery store after work yesterday.  I naturally go to the '20 items or less' checkout lane.  Some broad that already was checking out had, fark, like 40 things.  Icing on the cake,

biatch pops out a checkbook.  I'm usually a pretty calm guy, but c'mon, I had beer to drink!

/CSB


And I'll bet she waited until everything was rung up, bagged and her coupons were taken off before she even opened her purse to retrive her checkbook.
 
2014-02-26 05:36:02 PM  

oh_please: casey.lurvs.bacon: This thread is boring.

TFLADIES, how much younger is the youngest guy you've ever slept with?  I'm insanely attracted to a guy that is 14 years younger than me.  I feel really creepy and gross.

*checks profile*

So, the guy's 45? No big whoop, at your age. I say go for it.


+1
 
2014-02-26 05:36:46 PM  

FunkOut: Is he a starving Syrian refugee wondering why God allows such misery to occur?


Why you gotta bring this thread down? Lets talk about casey and sex
 
2014-02-26 05:37:51 PM  

Perducci: Diogenes: This is what will be left of Syria for al-Assad to rule over if he manages to stay in power.

Picture certainly puts many things in perspective, doesn't it?

Not really.
Without context, all I see is a big crowd of people in a run-down area.  Do all these people need food desperately, or are they there because hey, free food? Are the ruined buildings around them typical?  Is the destruction recent?

It's certainly a moving, interesting image, but perspective is the one thing it's missing.

I think they were all there because they heard about the perspective!
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-26 05:40:08 PM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: This thread is boring.

TFLADIES, how much younger is the youngest guy you've ever slept with?  I'm insanely attracted to a guy that is 14 years younger than me.  I feel really creepy and gross.


That's because you are seventeen

/enabling threadjack
 
2014-02-26 05:41:55 PM  

blatz514: bikerbob59: Holy crap.  And I piss and moan about being behind four people at the check out.

CSB:

I had to pick up booze and beer at the grocery store after work yesterday.  I naturally go to the '20 items or less' checkout lane.  Some broad that already was checking out had, fark, like 40 things.  Icing on the cake, biatch pops out a checkbook.  I'm usually a pretty calm guy, but c'mon, I had beer to drink!

/CSB


Sometimes when the other lanes are full and the express lane is empty, they call a customer over from another lane to be checked out.
 
2014-02-26 05:45:39 PM  

FunkOut: casey.lurvs.bacon: This thread is boring.

TFLADIES, how much younger is the youngest guy you've ever slept with?  I'm insanely attracted to a guy that is 14 years younger than me.  I feel really creepy and gross.

Is he a starving Syrian refugee wondering why God allows such misery to occur?


They worship Allah. You should be asking him.


/Bismallah
 
2014-02-26 05:54:27 PM  
Wow. I can't even imagine what that must be like. I got cranky because they didn't have the lemon flavored Singoallas at World Market a few weeks ago. #firstworldproblems
 
2014-02-26 05:56:00 PM  
static.guim.co.uk

How shall we piss off, oh Syrian Government?
 
2014-02-26 06:06:42 PM  
This has potential.
 
2014-02-26 06:13:32 PM  
You should see the line for toilet paper.
 
2014-02-26 06:23:19 PM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: LOL

I feel like a complete farking asshole  I never clicked the link.

I'mma crawl under my desk now.


i527.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-26 06:38:02 PM  

mikaloyd: FunkOut: Is he a starving Syrian refugee wondering why God allows such misery to occur?

Why you gotta bring this thread down? Lets talk about casey and sex


She's too sexy. Way too sexy.
 
2014-02-26 06:38:45 PM  

blatz514: WeenerGord: blatz514: bikerbob59: Holy crap.  And I piss and moan about being behind four people at the check out.

CSB:

I had to pick up booze and beer at the grocery store after work yesterday.  I naturally go to the '20 items or less' checkout lane.  Some broad that already was checking out had, fark, like 40 things.  Icing on the cake, biatch pops out a checkbook.  I'm usually a pretty calm guy, but c'mon, I had beer to drink!

/CSB

[images.sodahead.com image 350x273]

Lulz, that cracked me up.

Cheers!

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 396x220]



He whopped me on the shoulder and said "Buddy, have a drank!"

thepoptopshop.com
 
2014-02-26 06:41:33 PM  

FunkOut: mikaloyd: FunkOut: Is he a starving Syrian refugee wondering why God allows such misery to occur?

Why you gotta bring this thread down? Lets talk about casey and sex

She's too sexy. Way too sexy.


She has that silky kind of sexy, the kind that goes down smooth and satisfies all the way from toe tip to hair end. Plus shed horse. Shes got it all going on.
 
2014-02-26 06:43:24 PM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: LOL

I feel like a complete farking asshole  I never clicked the link.

I'mma crawl under my desk now.


I thought that was a meta comment on news fatigue. Syrian civil war? That's so passé.
 
2014-02-26 06:55:45 PM  
Farking hell.... So much human misery all because one farking guy wouldn't give up power and retire peacefully with his mountain of riches when his people made it clear they wanted new leadership. And now it's a war-torn mess with disease, starvation, religious fanatics (more than before - or at leaset more prominent than before) and lawless violence.

Fark dictators. Fark oligarchs.
 
2014-02-26 06:56:54 PM  

MemeSlave: "...The implementation of the resolution, which passed on Saturday, has been largely nonexistent...."

Thanks, Ambassador Romero.

Tell me again what the UN does?


They pass resolutions.

Tell me again. Why aren't you acting on them?
 
2014-02-26 06:58:51 PM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: LOL

I feel like a complete farking asshole  I never clicked the link.

I'mma crawl under my desk now.



Back to St. Rose with you!
 
2014-02-26 07:05:03 PM  
Wow, that's just.......wow.
 
2014-02-26 07:14:38 PM  

mongbiohazard: Farking hell.... So much human misery all because one farking guy wouldn't give up power and retire peacefully with his mountain of riches when his people made it clear they wanted new leadership. And now it's a war-torn mess with disease, starvation, religious fanatics (more than before - or at leaset more prominent than before) and lawless violence.

Fark dictators. Fark oligarchs.


What about plutocratic corporatists? Cause without them we're down to like a handful of PTA boards and a few dog catchers running the show here.
 
2014-02-26 07:19:25 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: mongbiohazard: Farking hell.... So much human misery all because one farking guy wouldn't give up power and retire peacefully with his mountain of riches when his people made it clear they wanted new leadership. And now it's a war-torn mess with disease, starvation, religious fanatics (more than before - or at leaset more prominent than before) and lawless violence.

Fark dictators. Fark oligarchs.

What about plutocratic corporatists? Cause without them we're down to like a handful of PTA boards and a few dog catchers running the show here.


Dont forget HOAs
 
2014-02-26 07:22:16 PM  
casey.lurves.bacon is a solid Farkette/10.

;)
 
2014-02-26 07:25:28 PM  

FunkOut: casey.lurvs.bacon: This thread is boring.

TFLADIES, how much younger is the youngest guy you've ever slept with?  I'm insanely attracted to a guy that is 14 years younger than me.  I feel really creepy and gross.

Is he a starving Syrian refugee wondering why God allows such misery to occur?


Something bad happened to you, therefore, your mom doesn't love you.
 
2014-02-26 07:26:46 PM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: CAN WE START IGNORING ME NOW


No. I can't. I have bacon.
 
2014-02-26 07:29:56 PM  

mikaloyd: Serious Post on Serious Thread: mongbiohazard: Farking hell.... So much human misery all because one farking guy wouldn't give up power and retire peacefully with his mountain of riches when his people made it clear they wanted new leadership. And now it's a war-torn mess with disease, starvation, religious fanatics (more than before - or at leaset more prominent than before) and lawless violence.

Fark dictators. Fark oligarchs.

What about plutocratic corporatists? Cause without them we're down to like a handful of PTA boards and a few dog catchers running the show here.

Dont forget HOAs


Fark that! Those mothers are a straight up panel of Autocrats!
 
2014-02-26 07:33:29 PM  

blatz514: bikerbob59: Holy crap.  And I piss and moan about being behind four people at the check out.

CSB:

I had to pick up booze and beer at the grocery store after work yesterday.  I naturally go to the '20 items or less' checkout lane.  Some broad that already was checking out had, fark, like 40 things.  Icing on the cake, biatch pops out a checkbook.  I'm usually a pretty calm guy, but c'mon, I had beer to drink!

/CSB


Hey, dames don't like being called broads!
 
2014-02-26 07:46:51 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Those mothers are a straight up panel of Autocrats!


www.photographersgallery.com

R.I.P Autocrats
 
2014-02-26 08:12:58 PM  

kling_klang_bed: [legalknevil.com image 240x180]

And I thought waiting at the pantry a while back was a pain in the ass!


In Syria, it's a pain in the ASS-ad.

Farkin' pig-headed old men.
 
2014-02-26 08:26:06 PM  
Well, I've destroyed ANOTHER serious thread. I'm gonna go celebrate with a succulent chicken and a glass of wine.
 
2014-02-26 08:46:20 PM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: Well, I've destroyed ANOTHER serious thread. I'm gonna go celebrate with a succulent chicken and a glass of wine.


but.. can I call you mommy?
 
2014-02-26 08:58:20 PM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: This thread is boring.

TFLADIES, how much younger is the youngest guy you've ever slept with?  I'm insanely attracted to a guy that is 14 years younger than me.  I feel really creepy and gross.


I'm having an affair with a woman twice my age. Just bang him.
 
2014-02-26 09:08:09 PM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: Well, I've destroyed ANOTHER serious thread. I'm gonna go celebrate with a succulent chicken and a glass of wine.


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-26 09:21:35 PM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: This thread is boring.

TFLADIES, how much younger is the youngest guy you've ever slept with?  I'm insanely attracted to a guy that is 14 years younger than me.  I feel really creepy and gross.


You aren't a High School teacher are you?
 
2014-02-26 09:25:28 PM  
Nice job Obama and Kerry.
 
2014-02-26 09:30:05 PM  
Meanwhile, in the USA:

previous.presstv.ir
 
2014-02-26 10:15:02 PM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: This thread is boring.

TFLADIES, how much younger is the youngest guy you've ever slept with?  I'm insanely attracted to a guy that is 14 years younger than me.  I feel really creepy and gross.


The rule for creepy is (your age)/2+7. So if you're 42 and he's 28, it's cool. If it's less than that, then it might be creepy but if he wants to you should do it anyway then just drink more after and threadjack your regrets later.
 
2014-02-26 10:31:36 PM  
drbristol.files.wordpress.com

They should move where the food is.
 
2014-02-26 10:50:30 PM  
Is that like 400-500 people in that shot?
 
2014-02-26 11:02:17 PM  

69gnarkill69: Meanwhile, in the USA:

[previous.presstv.ir image 650x365]


Transporting it to Syria would generate greenhouse gas, especially if you try to get it there before it rots.

/save the environment, kill the humans
//oh wait, now you're saying we should only kill certain types of humans?
///well, then I'm going to put me and my family in the "do not kill" section, and ignore anyone that says they don't belong there
 
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