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(WVEC)   If National Lampoon's "Vacation" taught us anything, it's that you strap mom to the hood of the car....don't stuff her in the trunk   (wvec.com) divider line 64
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2014-02-26 03:46:42 PM
Actually, subby, they put her on the roof of the car. The roof, not the hood.
 
2014-02-26 04:10:44 PM

Pokey.Clyde: Actually, subby, they put her on the roof of the car. The roof, not the hood.


Also, wasn't it a great-aunt or something, not a mom?
 
2014-02-26 04:25:41 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Pokey.Clyde: Actually, subby, they put her on the roof of the car. The roof, not the hood.

Also, wasn't it a great-aunt or something, not a mom?


Yep. Aunt Edna.
 
2014-02-26 04:28:45 PM
He would have gotten away with it it if weren't for that meddling trunk monkey.
 
2014-02-26 04:37:44 PM

Pokey.Clyde: Rev. Skarekroe: Pokey.Clyde: Actually, subby, they put her on the roof of the car. The roof, not the hood.

Also, wasn't it a great-aunt or something, not a mom?

Yep. Aunt Edna.


Well, the headline is completely f**ked now!
Thanks, guys.
 
2014-02-26 05:15:04 PM
Though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you, give her a break.
 
2014-02-26 05:15:51 PM

oldfarthenry: Pokey.Clyde: Rev. Skarekroe: Pokey.Clyde: Actually, subby, they put her on the roof of the car. The roof, not the hood.

Also, wasn't it a great-aunt or something, not a mom?

Yep. Aunt Edna.

Well, the headline is completely f**ked now!
Thanks, guys.


So the trunk is fine for mom.  But what about leaving her dead on a doorstep with a note in the rain?
 
2014-02-26 05:16:30 PM
Mittens, no!!!!
 
2014-02-26 05:16:39 PM
Yeah subby... aunt not mom and roof not hood of the car. So, what were you trying to say again?
 
2014-02-26 05:17:08 PM
At 5 years old it taught me that boobies are awesome.
 
2014-02-26 05:17:35 PM

oldfarthenry: Pokey.Clyde: Rev. Skarekroe: Pokey.Clyde: Actually, subby, they put her on the roof of the car. The roof, not the hood.

Also, wasn't it a great-aunt or something, not a mom?

Yep. Aunt Edna.

Well, the headline is completely f**ked now!
Thanks, guys.


Getting every detail wrong is a proper fark headline meme.
 
2014-02-26 05:18:01 PM
How many people are gonna come in here solely to say it was the roof and not the hood...

My guess is over 80%
 
2014-02-26 05:19:36 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Pokey.Clyde: Actually, subby, they put her on the roof of the car. The roof, not the hood.

Also, wasn't it a great-aunt or something, not a mom?


These.
 
2014-02-26 05:21:46 PM
So, where do you tie up the dog?
 
2014-02-26 05:23:12 PM
Sorry folks, threads closed! The squirrel outside should have told you.
 
2014-02-26 05:23:46 PM

blatz514: So, where do you tie up the dog?


Rear bumper. He'll keep up for the first quarter mile or so.
 
2014-02-26 05:26:26 PM
i.imgur.com
Holiday roooaaadd..
 
2014-02-26 05:28:01 PM
Did anyone mention that it was the roof and not the hood yet?

I just wanted to make that known.
 
2014-02-26 05:29:00 PM
I like the original ending  to National Lampoon's "Vacation" where Clark shoots Walt Disney.
 
2014-02-26 05:29:45 PM

vudukungfu: He would have gotten away with it it if weren't for that meddling trunk monkey.


Bah, too big.
 
2014-02-26 05:30:24 PM

The5thElement: blatz514: So, where do you tie up the dog?

Rear bumper. He'll keep up for the first quarter mile or so.


EXERCISE!
 
2014-02-26 05:30:46 PM
In case of accidents he always took his mom.
 
2014-02-26 05:32:20 PM
I also learned not to ask a pimp for directions back to the express way.

/ roll 'em up kids
 
2014-02-26 05:33:32 PM

jtown: oldfarthenry: Pokey.Clyde: Rev. Skarekroe: Pokey.Clyde: Actually, subby, they put her on the roof of the car. The roof, not the hood.

Also, wasn't it a great-aunt or something, not a mom?

Yep. Aunt Edna.

Well, the headline is completely f**ked now!
Thanks, guys.

Getting every detail wrong is a proper fark headline meme.


If it's right, it's not Fark.TM
 
2014-02-26 05:33:46 PM
They put her on the roof, not the hood, Honky lips.
 
2014-02-26 05:34:22 PM
Oh, and the bumper is of course for tying up your dog.
 
2014-02-26 05:35:17 PM

Hiro-ACiD: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]
Holiday roooaaadd..


Also prefered Beverly D'Angelo.

content9.flixster.com
 
2014-02-26 05:36:00 PM
It taught me that young Beverly D'Angelo had nice boobies.
 
2014-02-26 05:39:48 PM

Pokey.Clyde: Rev. Skarekroe: Pokey.Clyde: Actually, subby, they put her on the roof of the car. The roof, not the hood.

Also, wasn't it a great-aunt or something, not a mom?

Yep. Aunt Edna.


With all the headlines i have submitted, and got disapproved...headlines like this break my heart.
 
2014-02-26 05:43:07 PM
If National Lampoon's "Vacation" taught us anything it's that 1 of of 40 isn't that bad & that their brand of entertainment certainly has gone downhill since the '80's
 
2014-02-26 05:46:58 PM

tzzhc4: Also prefered Beverly D'Angelo.


Yeah, when I first saw it as a little kid I was told Christie Brinkly was hotter. She might be prettier in a model type way and she was the hot girl in the Ferrari as opposed to the mom but the mom had the body. Not to mention the nakedness.
 
2014-02-26 05:48:27 PM

beer4breakfast: It taught me that young Beverly D'Angelo had nice boobies.


cdn.uproxx.com

This scene always cracks me up because her boob wrangler didn't get her balanced.  One's up high, the other's down low.
 
DB
2014-02-26 05:49:49 PM

RoyHobbs22: I also learned not to ask a pimp for directions back to the express way.

/ roll 'em up kids


fark yo mama!

/i quote that more often than i should
 
2014-02-26 05:53:26 PM
This thread is so much fun, I'm going to be whistling zippidy do dah out my asshole for the rest of the day!
 
2014-02-26 05:53:31 PM
I thought it was "Don't die unless someone is home"
 
2014-02-26 05:55:30 PM

jtown: beer4breakfast: It taught me that young Beverly D'Angelo had nice boobies.

[cdn.uproxx.com image 650x364]

This scene always cracks me up because her boob wrangler didn't get her balanced.  One's up high, the other's down low.


You say that like it's a bad thing.

zammerman.files.wordpress.com

/I'm just so glad a Newtie Gingrich version of this never came out
/Nudie Gingrich???
 
2014-02-26 05:55:36 PM
Christmas vacation taught us what to do when the shiatter is full
 
2014-02-26 05:56:40 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: I thought it was "Don't die unless someone is home"


DIA wins the thread.
 
2014-02-26 05:57:23 PM

Fano: Sorry folks, threads closed! The squirrel outside should have told you.


*ahem*  Moose.
 
2014-02-26 06:01:24 PM
Regelio Lopez?

Maybe he thinks that where passengers are supposed to ride once you enter the United States?

/Yeah, yeah...I know:

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-02-26 06:04:17 PM

tzzhc4: Hiro-ACiD: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]
Holiday roooaaadd..

Also prefered Beverly D'Angelo.

[content9.flixster.com image 300x400]


i.imgur.com

Boobs, an essential part of any great family movie.
 
2014-02-26 06:17:25 PM

tzzhc4: Hiro-ACiD: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]
Holiday roooaaadd..

Also prefered Beverly D'Angelo.

[content9.flixster.com image 300x400]


Seconded. Christie Brinkley looked good all around but Beverly D'Angelo had the nicer boobs. Plus I thought her face was prettier. Those lips!


www.girlsfromentourage.com


It's like how I think Bailey Quarters was sexier than Jennifer Marlowe.

 
2014-02-26 06:21:20 PM
Strap-on and stick it in the trunk?
 
2014-02-26 06:23:37 PM
Me? I just:

www.game-ost.com
 
2014-02-26 06:27:58 PM

Pokey.Clyde: Rev. Skarekroe: Pokey.Clyde: Actually, subby, they put her on the roof of the car. The roof, not the hood.

Also, wasn't it a great-aunt or something, not a mom?

Yep. Aunt Edna.


But, she was somebody's mother.  The left her in her son's backyard, didn't they?
 
2014-02-26 06:33:32 PM

tonguedepressor: How many people are gonna come in here solely to say it was the roof and not the hood...

My guess is over 80%


That sounds like a challenge. Over to you, guyz ....
 
2014-02-26 06:35:49 PM

Odoriferous Queef: Fano: Sorry folks, threads closed! The squirrel outside should have told you.

*ahem*  Moose.


Fark's mascot isn't a moose, though.
 
2014-02-26 06:38:54 PM
It's obvious that dead aunts should be put on the luggage rack. That way they'll get a lot of fresh air. With any luck they'll be freeze dried or mummified by the time you stop for the night.

Recommendation: Do not stop for the night unless you have to. Drive straight through, taking turns if you have more than one driver with a licence.

Rem.: If you put your dead aunt in the trunk, she may explode. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY YOU DON'T WANT THAT!
 
2014-02-26 07:03:42 PM

jdjoker: Odoriferous Queef: Fano: Sorry folks, threads closed! The squirrel outside should have told you.

*ahem*  Moose.

Fark's mascot isn't a moose, though.


Who's the Farkiest Fark we know?
Drew Cur-tis
Who does all the hookers and blow?
Drew Cur-tis
D is for drunkard, for drunkard he be -
 
2014-02-26 07:25:37 PM

brantgoose: tonguedepressor: How many people are gonna come in here solely to say it was the roof and not the hood...

My guess is over 80%

That sounds like a challenge. Over to you, guyz ....


I'm just here for the Beverly D'Angelo pictures.
 
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