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(Salon)   The burden of boobs: "I thought that with cleavage came power. But as my cleavage amassed, I found the opposite to be true. My ample cups seemed to hint at certain unpleasant possibilities. Like, maybe I was dumb. Maybe I was slutty"   (salon.com) divider line 50
    More: Interesting, british tabloid, breast reduction, yeast infection, hullabaloo  
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2014-02-26 04:50:05 PM  
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2014-02-26 03:51:02 PM  
5 votes:
Whichever modmin disabled images in this thread is worse than Hitler.
2014-02-26 04:27:56 PM  
4 votes:
If this thread had a theme song, it would be the sound of a dying motorboat.
2014-02-26 03:49:32 PM  
3 votes:

Dahnkster: ChipNASA   Great minds think about titties!


Was hoping for awesome boobage page. We get bupkis.


(•_ㅅ_•)

(。 ㅅ 。)

( . Y . )
2014-02-26 03:47:56 PM  
3 votes:
Pfft.  Fark used to have boobies links right on the goddamn main page.  farking puritan shiatstainery.
2014-02-26 03:36:37 PM  
3 votes:
2014-02-26 01:29:53 PM  
3 votes:
Not "maybe" you are slutty, but HOPEFULLY you are slutty.
2014-02-26 01:19:21 PM  
3 votes:
I'm gonna go out on this shaky limb and simply make this one a bookmark now.  I'll be back later to collect......go.
2014-02-26 05:30:25 PM  
2 votes:

CleanAndPure: ToastmasterGeneral: ChipNASA: WHAR PHOTO POSTING BUTTON?!?!? WHAR!!!!????

Time for Plan B:

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She has a massive vagina.


The site I got it from said it was Eve, so I'm thinking leaf.  But, one man's slash is another man's forward slash...
2014-02-26 05:17:54 PM  
2 votes:

InterruptingQuirk: FlashHarry: wait - not a boobies tag, but images disabled? this isn't russia, danny!

It started out with a Boobies tag., hence the early comments.


Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few posting rules, or took a few liberties with our farkettes - we did. But you can't hold a whole social media site responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole internet? And if the whole internet is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our economic institutions and standards of morality in general? I put it to you,  InterruptingQuirk - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Farkers!
2014-02-26 05:02:38 PM  
2 votes:

lockers: Gotta appreciate that the choice of no images made fark discus the article, and the lack of images


I came for boobs, not social experiments.
2014-02-26 03:58:08 PM  
2 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm gonna go out on this shaky limb and simply make this one a bookmark now.  I'll be back later to collect......go.


You may be disappointed.
2014-02-26 03:41:41 PM  
2 votes:
"Images disabled in this thread"

Welcome to SOMETHINGAWFULDAWTCAHM
2014-02-26 03:36:14 PM  
2 votes:
What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.
2014-02-26 03:33:59 PM  
2 votes:
Do you have large breasts or are you fat?
2014-02-26 03:33:47 PM  
2 votes:
Using your boobs to gain power makes you a slut and not realizing that makes you dumb.
2014-02-27 09:09:04 AM  
1 votes:

apoptotic: gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.

I'll second this, and I've had C+ cups since I was 12. Beyond the adjustment period (say the first six months to a year after they appear), if a woman is having trouble getting people to take her seriously, there's more to it than just the boobs, and blaming them or people's reaction to them is just a cop-out.


I clicked on your user page and left disappointed.

/Also because I've been to Edmonton and left disappointed
2014-02-27 12:06:25 AM  
1 votes:
to finish that what I started in the now-closed boobie thread wayyyyy down VVVVVVVVVVV:

Damn my completest nature

pssssst: nary a link is SFW:

Peggy McIntaggart January 1990
Pamela Anderson February 1990
Deborah Driggs March 1990
Lisa Matthews April 1990
Tina Bockrath May 1990
Bonnie Marino June 1990
Jacqueline Sheen July 1990
Melissa Evridge August 1990
Kerri Kendall September 1990
Brittany York October 1990
Lorraine Olivia November 1990
Morgan Fox December 1990

Stacy Leigh Arthur January 1991
Cristy Thom February 1991
Julie Clark March 1991
Christina Leardini April 1991
Carrie Jean Yazel May 1991
Saskia Linssen June 1991
Wendy Kaye July 1991
Corrina Harney August 1991
Samantha Dorman September 1991
Cheryl Bachman October 1991
Tanja Christiensen November 1991
Wendy Hamilton December 1991

Suzi Simpson January 1992
Tanya Beyer February 1992
Tylyn John March 1992
Cady Cantrell April 1992
Anna Nicole Smith May 1992
Angela Melini June 1992
Amanda Hope July 1992
Ashley Allen August 1992
Morena Corwin September 1992
Tiffany Sloan October 1992
Stephanie Adams November 1992 (trivia: she's the first Playmate to become a LGBT spokesmodel and advocate. She came out as a lesbian in 2003, but in 2009 stated she was straight.
Barbara Moore December 1992

Echo Johnson January 1993
Jennifer LeRoy February 1993 (trivia: the first centerfold with a visible tattoo.)
Kimberley Donley March 1993
Nicole Wood April 1993
Elke Jeinsen May 1993
Alesha Oreskovich June 1993
Leisa Sheridan July 1993
Jennifer Lavoie August 1993
Carrie Westcott September 1993
Jenny McCarthy October 1993
Julianna Young November 1993
Arlene Baster December 1993


Anna-Marie Goddard January 1994
Julie Lynn Cialini February 1994
Neriah Davis March 1994
Becky DelosSantos April 1994
Shae Marks May 1994
Elan Carter June 1994
Traci Adell July 1994
Maria Checa August 1994
Kelly Gallagher September 1994
Victoria Zdrock October 1994
Donna Perry November 1994 (trivia: Granddaughter-in-law of Joan Staley (Miss November 1958).
Elisa Bridges December 1994

Melissa Holliday January 1995
Lisa Marie Scott February 1995
Stacy Sanches March 1995
Danelle Folta April 1995
Cynthia Brown May 1995
Rhonda Adams June 1995
Heidi Mark July 1995
Rachel Jean Marteen August 1995
Donna D'Errico September 1995
Alicia Rickter October 1995
Holly Witt November 1995
Samantha Torres December 1995

Victoria Fuller January 1996
Kona Carmack February 1996
Priscilla Taylor March 1996
Gillian Bonner April 1996 (trivia: the first centerfold to feature a visible belly button ring)
Shauna Sand May 1996
Karin Taylor June 1996
Angel Boris July 1996
Jessica Lee August 1996
Jennifer Allan September 1996
Nadine Chanz October 1996
Ulrika Ericsson November 1996
Victoria Silvstedt December 1996

Jami Ferrell January 1997
Kimber West February 1997
Jennifer Miriam March 1997
Kelly Monaco April 1997
Lynn Thomas May 1997 (trivia: the first Playmate to also be a Penthouse Pet of the Month [in the October 2000 issue.])
Carrie Stevens June 1997
Daphnée Lynn Duplaix July 1997
Kalin Olson August 1997
Nikki Schieler September 1997
Layla Roberts October 1997
Inga Drozdova November 1997
Karen McDougal December 1997

Heather Kozar January 1998
Julia Schultz February 1998
Marliece Andrada March 1998
Holly Joan Hart April 1998
Deanna Brooks May 1998
Maria Luisa GIl June 1998
Lisa Dergan July 1998
Angela Little August 1998
Vanessa Gleason September 1998
Laura Cover October 1998
Tiffany Taylor November 1998
Erica, Nicole + Jaclyn Dahm December 1998 (trivia: the first triplets to be Playmates of the Month.)

Jaime Bergman January 1999
Stacy Marie Fuson February 1999
Alexandria Karlsen March 1999
Natalia Sokolova April 1999
Tishara Cousino May 1999
Kimberly Spicer June 1999
Jennifer Rovero July 1999
Rebecca Scott August 1999
Kristi Cline September 1999
Jodi Ann Paterson October 1999
Cara Wakelin November 1999
Brook Richards December 1999
2014-02-26 11:32:40 PM  
1 votes:
Can I be the 1027th guy here to say that I "Feel her burden" or more like I want to "Feel her burden" if you know what I mean..
2014-02-26 07:36:00 PM  
1 votes:
I believe the Geneva Convention specifically addressed boobies threads with images disabled
2014-02-26 07:34:20 PM  
1 votes:
Never been so tempted by this huge opportunity to attention whore in my life.

I HAVE BIG ONES!!  Look at me!  You got nothin' else!  I'm a girrrrrrrl!
2014-02-26 07:07:21 PM  
1 votes:
A thread about boobs with no Pics..... Am I the only one that has noticed there is something wrong here? Am I taking crazy Pills?
2014-02-26 06:15:44 PM  
1 votes:

dragonchild: Eh?  Since when do chests make one's personality great?


They don't. Just like radios don't make cars great. But they can make bad ones tolerable.
2014-02-26 06:14:02 PM  
1 votes:
joeshill:
Yep, and fat people have to work harder to get people to see past the fat.
And short guys have to work harder to not be accused of having a Napoleon complex.
And ugly people have to work harder to get people to look past their ugliness.

I'm old, I'm fat, I don't have a degree.  I have a Hispanic surname, but don't speak fluent Spanish (and work 2-3 months of the year in Mexico). I have to work hard to be taken seriously for just about everything.



This. Which is why I think a lot of this "woe is me" crap is a form of narcissism. So sorry you have to work harder than the imaginary perfect person you made up in your head.
2014-02-26 05:25:51 PM  
1 votes:
Images disabled?

What madness is this?
2014-02-26 05:17:59 PM  
1 votes:

ToastmasterGeneral: ChipNASA: WHAR PHOTO POSTING BUTTON?!?!? WHAR!!!!????

Time for Plan B:

               ,;;;;,
              ;''';;;,
             ; ')' ;;;.
             ;; _  ;;;;
             ;;\__/;;;;
            .--'  '--;;
   `)-     /          `\
   / `\   / ('_/ ('_/\  \
  \\\_/__/  /\      / \  \
   '--.____/  ) '  (  / /
             / /|\  ` \/ (
            | (/|\)  |  \\\
            |  \|/   ;
            |   /   /
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            \  \\  \
             \  |\  \
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            ooO` Ooo`


She has a massive vagina.
2014-02-26 05:02:56 PM  
1 votes:
I feel this woman's dilemma - she worries about that juxtaposition of having that powerful allure and sex appeal, and that going off the slope means objectification and dehumanization (and gawked/pawed at endlessly).

On the one hand, I appreciate that a woman wants to feel attractive and empowered with her body, but doesn't want to be vilified or objectified for it. On the other hand, I just want to endlessly motorboat them.
2014-02-26 05:02:54 PM  
1 votes:

MrSteve007: The author is not a bad look'n dame:

Chloe Pantazi


Hey!  Watch your mouth!  Chicks don't like being called dames!
2014-02-26 04:55:11 PM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: WHAR PHOTO POSTING BUTTON?!?!? WHAR!!!!????


Time for Plan B:

               ,;;;;,
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             ; ')' ;;;.
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             ;;\__/;;;;
            .--'  '--;;
   `)-     /          `\
   / `\   / ('_/ ('_/\  \
  \\\_/__/  /\      / \  \
   '--.____/  ) '  (  / /
             / /|\  ` \/ (
            | (/|\)  |  \\\
            |  \|/   ;
            |   /   /
            |  /|  /
            \  \\  \
             \  |\  \
              \ | \ |
             /  ) /  )
            ooO` Ooo`
2014-02-26 04:52:38 PM  
1 votes:
> it is my birthday

> sees boobie thread

> happy times!

> "images disabled"

> sad times.

/oh scotchy scotch scotch...
2014-02-26 04:49:00 PM  
1 votes:

Evil Mackerel: Carn: I will help you hold this burden.

Your so supportive.


What can I say, I'm a boobatarian.
2014-02-26 04:46:01 PM  
1 votes:
So does being flat-chested make me powerful, smart and virtuous?

/how about no
2014-02-26 04:04:37 PM  
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm gonna go out on this shaky limb and simply make this one a bookmark now.  I'll be back later to collect......go.


This will be fun to read when I get home.
2014-02-26 03:59:02 PM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: Dahnkster: ChipNASA   Great minds think about titties!


Was hoping for awesome boobage page. We get bupkis.

(•_ㅅ_•)

(。 ㅅ 。)

( . Y . )


SighTheshiatIPutUpWith.jpg
2014-02-26 03:58:04 PM  
1 votes:
No images?

THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON.
2014-02-26 03:57:19 PM  
1 votes:
You don't assume power...you take it!

And you can take it two ways: directly or indirectly.

Directly would be using your gigantic mammary glands as a way to feel more self assured and just being a confident, well adjusted and happy individual who is able to lead others by example.

Indirectly:  Hillary Clinton with huge tits/Machiavellian
2014-02-26 03:55:41 PM  
1 votes:

cgraves67: lordjupiter: Pfft.  Fark used to have boobies links right on the goddamn main page.  farking puritan shiatstainery.

They still exist on a secret Foobies tab.


Yeah I know but those are typically paid links (ahahaha) and it used to be part of the culture.  Whatever.  Time marches on.  And so do I.  With my nuts swinging in the breeze.
2014-02-26 03:53:19 PM  
1 votes:
Well I see there's no reason to lurk in this thread. Thanks Obama.
2014-02-26 03:53:12 PM  
1 votes:
Relevant.  People will complain about absolutely anything.
2014-02-26 03:47:28 PM  
1 votes:
Images Disabled

/this is why I don't feel bad about Ad Block.
//boobies
2014-02-26 03:43:14 PM  
1 votes:
If it's a Jezebel link or a Salon link, you can pretty much guarantee it's completely useless trash that you are better off not clicking. You'll thank me later!
2014-02-26 03:41:10 PM  
1 votes:
2014-02-26 03:40:55 PM  
1 votes:
WHAR IMAGE BUTTON?! WHAR!
2014-02-26 03:40:28 PM  
1 votes:
WHAR PHOTO POSTING BUTTON?!?!? WHAR!!!!????
2014-02-26 03:39:04 PM  
1 votes:
...or maybe I can get away with nearly anything and still have men tripping over themselves to help me do so.

Cry me a river.
2014-02-26 03:38:55 PM  
1 votes:
"Waaaa! I have big boobs, and men gawk at me. Boo hoo."

Piss off, whiner.  You don't hear me biatchin' about having to carry this giant penis around, do ya?  We all have our cross to bear...
2014-02-26 03:37:58 PM  
1 votes:
...Like an alcoholic at an AA meeting; she's self obsessed with her tragedy. She needs a bumper sticker on her car that says, "Ask me about my breasts."
2014-02-26 03:36:43 PM  
1 votes:
i think i tripped over the dog running into this thread!
2014-02-26 03:35:34 PM  
1 votes:
Dumb and slutty are not unpleasant possibilities.
2014-02-26 03:03:55 PM  
1 votes:
I thought that with cleavage came power. But as my breasts swelled to a 32G, I found the opposite to be true

how're YOU doin'?
 
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