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(Salon)   The burden of boobs: "I thought that with cleavage came power. But as my cleavage amassed, I found the opposite to be true. My ample cups seemed to hint at certain unpleasant possibilities. Like, maybe I was dumb. Maybe I was slutty"   (salon.com) divider line 66
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2014-02-26 03:33:47 PM
10 votes:
Using your boobs to gain power makes you a slut and not realizing that makes you dumb.
2014-02-26 04:27:29 PM
9 votes:
FTA: "that exquisite tension between wanting to show off our new breasts and not wanting anyone creepy to notice them."

Sorry, but no. You're not entitled to a double standard, no matter how much wish to be. If you want to show off parts of your body on purpose, than be prepared for the public at large to look. Don't like it, don't commit those actions. Clothing style is a choice. What you choose to show off is a choice. No, I'm not advocating burkas. I am advocating that everyone accept their own choices have consequences. I remember long ago in a class somehow the topic centered on extreme clothing choices. Someone was saying that they don't like being looked at like they're going to steal stuff at stores, all while wearing ghetto clothes, sagging pants, immaculate Air Force Ones, and a flat snapback hat with the tag hanging off it. And before you jump on that, he was white. Someone else said something I still remember "When you go out of your way to look differently from the rest of society, don't be mad when people treat you differently from the rest of society"

Well that holds true here. If you choose to "show off you new breasts" you're inviting people to look. Everyone. That's what showing something off is; getting people to look at that thing on purpose. If it's your tits, than so be it. But don't be shocked, mad or offended when people actually do exactly what you wanted them to.

Creepy is when a guy you're not attracted to does the exact same things that you like when it's a guy you think is hot.
2014-02-26 03:51:02 PM
9 votes:
Whichever modmin disabled images in this thread is worse than Hitler.
2014-02-26 03:36:14 PM
7 votes:
What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.
2014-02-26 03:51:46 PM
6 votes:

gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.


What if your gynormous balls were the object of constant jokes and ridicule?  What if people stared at your balls and talked to them and not you?  What if they assumed you were stupid because of them?  What if they caused you back pain and you couldn't exercise or find decent fitting clothes?

32G is an extreme size and the article was one person's experiences with this breast size in a society were men fetishize women's breasts.  If you don't want to read about other people's experiences then don't click the link.
2014-02-26 03:47:56 PM
5 votes:
Pfft.  Fark used to have boobies links right on the goddamn main page.  farking puritan shiatstainery.
2014-02-26 01:19:21 PM
5 votes:
I'm gonna go out on this shaky limb and simply make this one a bookmark now.  I'll be back later to collect......go.
2014-02-26 03:37:58 PM
4 votes:
...Like an alcoholic at an AA meeting; she's self obsessed with her tragedy. She needs a bumper sticker on her car that says, "Ask me about my breasts."
2014-02-26 03:33:59 PM
4 votes:
Do you have large breasts or are you fat?
2014-02-26 01:29:53 PM
4 votes:
Not "maybe" you are slutty, but HOPEFULLY you are slutty.
2014-02-26 04:17:56 PM
3 votes:
You know what? It DOES suck having men pay more attention to your boobs than to what you're saying. But speaking as a moderately attractive female with an impressively-sized rack, I've never had a problem making sure I'm taken seriously. How you dress, how you present yourself, how you speak, and how you treat others will have more of an impact than your cleavage ever will.
2014-02-26 03:40:55 PM
3 votes:
WHAR IMAGE BUTTON?! WHAR!
2014-02-26 03:39:04 PM
3 votes:
...or maybe I can get away with nearly anything and still have men tripping over themselves to help me do so.

Cry me a river.
2014-02-26 03:38:55 PM
3 votes:
"Waaaa! I have big boobs, and men gawk at me. Boo hoo."

Piss off, whiner.  You don't hear me biatchin' about having to carry this giant penis around, do ya?  We all have our cross to bear...
2014-02-27 12:06:25 AM
2 votes:
to finish that what I started in the now-closed boobie thread wayyyyy down VVVVVVVVVVV:

Damn my completest nature

pssssst: nary a link is SFW:

Peggy McIntaggart January 1990
Pamela Anderson February 1990
Deborah Driggs March 1990
Lisa Matthews April 1990
Tina Bockrath May 1990
Bonnie Marino June 1990
Jacqueline Sheen July 1990
Melissa Evridge August 1990
Kerri Kendall September 1990
Brittany York October 1990
Lorraine Olivia November 1990
Morgan Fox December 1990

Stacy Leigh Arthur January 1991
Cristy Thom February 1991
Julie Clark March 1991
Christina Leardini April 1991
Carrie Jean Yazel May 1991
Saskia Linssen June 1991
Wendy Kaye July 1991
Corrina Harney August 1991
Samantha Dorman September 1991
Cheryl Bachman October 1991
Tanja Christiensen November 1991
Wendy Hamilton December 1991

Suzi Simpson January 1992
Tanya Beyer February 1992
Tylyn John March 1992
Cady Cantrell April 1992
Anna Nicole Smith May 1992
Angela Melini June 1992
Amanda Hope July 1992
Ashley Allen August 1992
Morena Corwin September 1992
Tiffany Sloan October 1992
Stephanie Adams November 1992 (trivia: she's the first Playmate to become a LGBT spokesmodel and advocate. She came out as a lesbian in 2003, but in 2009 stated she was straight.
Barbara Moore December 1992

Echo Johnson January 1993
Jennifer LeRoy February 1993 (trivia: the first centerfold with a visible tattoo.)
Kimberley Donley March 1993
Nicole Wood April 1993
Elke Jeinsen May 1993
Alesha Oreskovich June 1993
Leisa Sheridan July 1993
Jennifer Lavoie August 1993
Carrie Westcott September 1993
Jenny McCarthy October 1993
Julianna Young November 1993
Arlene Baster December 1993


Anna-Marie Goddard January 1994
Julie Lynn Cialini February 1994
Neriah Davis March 1994
Becky DelosSantos April 1994
Shae Marks May 1994
Elan Carter June 1994
Traci Adell July 1994
Maria Checa August 1994
Kelly Gallagher September 1994
Victoria Zdrock October 1994
Donna Perry November 1994 (trivia: Granddaughter-in-law of Joan Staley (Miss November 1958).
Elisa Bridges December 1994

Melissa Holliday January 1995
Lisa Marie Scott February 1995
Stacy Sanches March 1995
Danelle Folta April 1995
Cynthia Brown May 1995
Rhonda Adams June 1995
Heidi Mark July 1995
Rachel Jean Marteen August 1995
Donna D'Errico September 1995
Alicia Rickter October 1995
Holly Witt November 1995
Samantha Torres December 1995

Victoria Fuller January 1996
Kona Carmack February 1996
Priscilla Taylor March 1996
Gillian Bonner April 1996 (trivia: the first centerfold to feature a visible belly button ring)
Shauna Sand May 1996
Karin Taylor June 1996
Angel Boris July 1996
Jessica Lee August 1996
Jennifer Allan September 1996
Nadine Chanz October 1996
Ulrika Ericsson November 1996
Victoria Silvstedt December 1996

Jami Ferrell January 1997
Kimber West February 1997
Jennifer Miriam March 1997
Kelly Monaco April 1997
Lynn Thomas May 1997 (trivia: the first Playmate to also be a Penthouse Pet of the Month [in the October 2000 issue.])
Carrie Stevens June 1997
Daphnée Lynn Duplaix July 1997
Kalin Olson August 1997
Nikki Schieler September 1997
Layla Roberts October 1997
Inga Drozdova November 1997
Karen McDougal December 1997

Heather Kozar January 1998
Julia Schultz February 1998
Marliece Andrada March 1998
Holly Joan Hart April 1998
Deanna Brooks May 1998
Maria Luisa GIl June 1998
Lisa Dergan July 1998
Angela Little August 1998
Vanessa Gleason September 1998
Laura Cover October 1998
Tiffany Taylor November 1998
Erica, Nicole + Jaclyn Dahm December 1998 (trivia: the first triplets to be Playmates of the Month.)

Jaime Bergman January 1999
Stacy Marie Fuson February 1999
Alexandria Karlsen March 1999
Natalia Sokolova April 1999
Tishara Cousino May 1999
Kimberly Spicer June 1999
Jennifer Rovero July 1999
Rebecca Scott August 1999
Kristi Cline September 1999
Jodi Ann Paterson October 1999
Cara Wakelin November 1999
Brook Richards December 1999
2014-02-26 09:15:38 PM
2 votes:

wambu: http://i.imgur.com/cdURF.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Jp8mv.jpg

/mandatory mammaries for this thread


Finally, WamBu steps up to the plate... but only hits a single...

Now, my Fark Brothers, here is a goddess of boobages!

http://imgur.com/a/GAfqn
and
http://fuego999.minus.com/mrIcq5vLt

www.bing.com/images  "Anna Song" safe search set to off...

and its a Grand Slam, bottom of the ninth, with the bases loaded and 2 outs on the board... okay, I'm done here.
2014-02-26 05:38:15 PM
2 votes:

cgraves67: I don't see how taking an extra layer of clothing to cover up her cleavage in situations where she doesn't want it seen wouldn't solve her issues. It's possible to do both, you just have to be prepared for mid-day switch ups.


Turns out, unwanted attention because Boobs! happens whether or not they are well-covered.  I don't even have unusually large ones, and frequently find men talking to my labcoat or turtleneck and blazer or sweatshirt.  It happens more with people outside of the professional setting, but does become tiresome.

Now, when I go out dressed to show off, I don't take it at all amiss when people look.  That's the point of dressing to show off.
2014-02-26 05:05:31 PM
2 votes:
Came here for what photos of cleavage might look like.   Leaving sad.
2014-02-26 05:02:56 PM
2 votes:
I feel this woman's dilemma - she worries about that juxtaposition of having that powerful allure and sex appeal, and that going off the slope means objectification and dehumanization (and gawked/pawed at endlessly).

On the one hand, I appreciate that a woman wants to feel attractive and empowered with her body, but doesn't want to be vilified or objectified for it. On the other hand, I just want to endlessly motorboat them.
2014-02-26 05:02:38 PM
2 votes:

lockers: Gotta appreciate that the choice of no images made fark discus the article, and the lack of images


I came for boobs, not social experiments.
2014-02-26 04:51:01 PM
2 votes:
Sorry, ladies, but when I meet you the first time, I'm not going to know your likes and dislikes, what movies and TV shows you watched recently, what your career plans are, and probably not even your name until after you tell me what it is. In short, I'm going to objectify the shiat out of you, and if this is a problem, then I really don't want to know anything more about you than absolutely necessary.

/not a mind reader
//refuse to even try
///not even for the hottest pair of tits on the planet
2014-02-26 04:40:15 PM
2 votes:

Trillian Astra: You know what? It DOES suck having men pay more attention to your boobs than to what you're saying. But speaking as a moderately attractive female with an impressively-sized rack, I've never had a problem making sure I'm taken seriously. How you dress, how you present yourself, how you speak, and how you treat others will have more of an impact than your cleavage ever will.


Indeed, and if you read the article she does discuss that.

However, that does not change the fact that women with large breasts have to work harder to not be mistaken for a pair of breasts with legs, or her experience and the associated problems that come with having large breasts.  What I find odd is how many people here are criticizing her for wanting to write about it.
2014-02-26 04:11:21 PM
2 votes:
Love how so many people came in here to helpfully illustrate what the author is talking about.  Keep up the good work folks!
2014-02-26 04:07:26 PM
2 votes:
Images are disabled in this thread? Oh for God's sake.
2014-02-26 03:58:04 PM
2 votes:
No images?

THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON.
2014-02-26 03:53:19 PM
2 votes:
Well I see there's no reason to lurk in this thread. Thanks Obama.
2014-02-26 03:49:32 PM
2 votes:

Dahnkster: ChipNASA   Great minds think about titties!


Was hoping for awesome boobage page. We get bupkis.


(•_ㅅ_•)

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( . Y . )
2014-02-26 03:47:28 PM
2 votes:
Images Disabled

/this is why I don't feel bad about Ad Block.
//boobies
2014-02-26 03:43:14 PM
2 votes:
If it's a Jezebel link or a Salon link, you can pretty much guarantee it's completely useless trash that you are better off not clicking. You'll thank me later!
2014-02-26 03:35:34 PM
2 votes:
Dumb and slutty are not unpleasant possibilities.
2014-02-27 02:37:33 PM
1 votes:

Graffito: gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.

What if your gynormous balls were the object of constant jokes and ridicule?  What if people stared at your balls and talked to them and not you?  What if they assumed you were stupid because of them?  What if they caused you back pain and you couldn't exercise or find decent fitting clothes?

32G is an extreme size and the article was one person's experiences with this breast size in a society were men fetishize women's breasts.  If you don't want to read about other people's experiences then don't click the link.


Don't women allready assume men are stupid just because they have balls?
2014-02-26 07:36:00 PM
1 votes:
I believe the Geneva Convention specifically addressed boobies threads with images disabled
2014-02-26 07:22:26 PM
1 votes:
Worst. Boobie thread. EVER.
2014-02-26 06:15:44 PM
1 votes:

dragonchild: Eh?  Since when do chests make one's personality great?


They don't. Just like radios don't make cars great. But they can make bad ones tolerable.
2014-02-26 05:53:43 PM
1 votes:

Langdon Alger: LoneWolf343: Langdon Alger: of all women I figure maybe 15-20% have big natural boobs of D cup and larger. (and I'm not including the piles of jaba but girls with actual defineable figure shapes.) Of that group maybe .3% like/love them but they are in porn. The other.7% don't mind them and are not in porn. The other 99% hate them and are always complaining about back pain, no clothes that fit or how they are always in the way. Doesn't give us much of chance.

Maybe you should get out and meet more women. I've known several deep-chested women, and their opinions on the matter were between apathy and exhibitionism.

The back pain is because of flabby abs. Do sit-ups so your back doesn't have to do all of the work.

The  majority of the ones I knew and dated (and it was a decent amount as I am a boob man) who had larger than a D cup complained. There were a few that were sort of "meh" aout them. I only met ONE (G Cup) who loved hers and never complained and would let you motor boat, T  F*ck or just squeeze on them as much as you wanted and she wasn't afraid to show them off in low cut tops bikini's etc..Too bad she was a cutter. My whole point (and the percentages I used were arbitrary) on a whole it seems you'll find a majority of them whine about there assests like the author of the "article", some don't care, and even fewer that fully embrace their assests.


How much of them seriously wanted to reduce as opposed to who was just whining because they have a sympathetic ear?
2014-02-26 05:48:16 PM
1 votes:

Lorelle: I thought that with cleavage came power.

Thoughts come from not knowing.

With cleavage comes uncomfortable sticky boobs due to boob sweat (in between and underneath, which during the summer results in a soggy bra unless one uses bra liners to soak up the wetness), bras that ride up the back, shoulder marks caused by tight bra straps, not being able to wear button-front shirts - that don't look like a parachute, or MuMu (unless the plackets are stitched down) because they gap, boobs that sag halfway down to one's waist by middle age Unless you're willing to practically dislocate your shoulders with keeping the straps tight, stretch marks on sagging boobs after age 50, and constantly being approached by horny men even when one is dressed in frumpy clothes and isn't wearing makeup, and bras that don't give you proper support because either you can't find the right size for under 60$, or the right cup size for some reason limits how short you can make the straps to about 2 inches, which aggravates the gravity problem, Sports bras that compress so tight once you take them off your nipples hurt, egregious amounts of side boob due to companies discrepancies between bra sizes, etc.



FTFY
2014-02-26 05:22:42 PM
1 votes:

Jument: If you're displaying cleavage, guys are going to look. Some guys will probably be jerks about it. Feel free to slap them, they deserve it. But OTOH, most guys don't walk around with shirts as low cut as women's shirts that show cleavage. So maybe consider not displaying your cleavage if it bugs you so damn much.

Actually, I take that last part back. Please, please, PLEASE continue showing off your cleavage. Every straight man alive appreciates it.


It's not just cleavage though. It can be anything short of an oversized parka, and they (the breasts, not the girls themselves) will still get attention, frequently unwanted. That said, a 32G isn't so obscenely large that she can't disguise it a little, and her overall tone in the article was a little whiny. I also find it a bit hypocritical that she complained about getting attention on the basis of her boobs in an article she published in a public forum, presumably seeking to gain attention, on the basis of her boobs.
2014-02-26 05:14:26 PM
1 votes:
I thought that with cleavage came power.

Thoughts come from not knowing.

With cleavage comes uncomfortable sticky boobs due to boob sweat (in between and underneath, which during the summer results in a soggy bra unless one uses bra liners to soak up the wetness), bras that ride up the back, shoulder marks caused by tight bra straps, not being able to wear button-front shirts (unless the plackets are stitched down) because they gap, boobs that sag halfway down to one's waist by middle age, stretch marks on sagging boobs after age 50, and constantly being approached by horny men even when one is dressed in frumpy clothes and isn't wearing makeup.
2014-02-26 05:01:12 PM
1 votes:

cgraves67: I don't see how taking an extra layer of clothing to cover up her cleavage in situations where she doesn't want it seen wouldn't solve her issues. It's possible to do both, you just have to be prepared for mid-day switch ups.


That would imply she take some personal responsibility for herself. Something about this article tells me she's not accustomed to that sort of thing.
2014-02-26 04:58:15 PM
1 votes:
I don't see how taking an extra layer of clothing to cover up her cleavage in situations where she doesn't want it seen wouldn't solve her issues. It's possible to do both, you just have to be prepared for mid-day switch ups.
2014-02-26 04:51:00 PM
1 votes:
If you're displaying cleavage, guys are going to look. Some guys will probably be jerks about it. Feel free to slap them, they deserve it. But OTOH, most guys don't walk around with shirts as low cut as women's shirts that show cleavage. So maybe consider not displaying your cleavage if it bugs you so damn much.

Actually, I take that last part back. Please, please, PLEASE continue showing off your cleavage. Every straight man alive appreciates it.
2014-02-26 04:50:05 PM
1 votes:
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2014-02-26 04:49:26 PM
1 votes:

wingedkat: Trillian Astra: You know what? It DOES suck having men pay more attention to your boobs than to what you're saying. But speaking as a moderately attractive female with an impressively-sized rack, I've never had a problem making sure I'm taken seriously. How you dress, how you present yourself, how you speak, and how you treat others will have more of an impact than your cleavage ever will.

Indeed, and if you read the article she does discuss that.

However, that does not change the fact that women with large breasts have to work harder to not be mistaken for a pair of breasts with legs, or her experience and the associated problems that come with having large breasts.  What I find odd is how many people here are criticizing her for wanting to write about it.


Yep, and fat people have to work harder to get people to see past the fat.
And short guys have to work harder to not be accused of having a Napoleon complex.
And ugly people have to work harder to get people to look past their ugliness.

I'm old, I'm fat, I don't have a degree.  I have a Hispanic surname, but don't speak fluent Spanish (and work 2-3 months of the year in Mexico). I have to work hard to be taken seriously for just about everything.

Cry me a river because guys want to look at one of your physical assets.
2014-02-26 04:45:42 PM
1 votes:

wingedkat: However, that does not change the fact that women with large breasts have to work harder to not be mistaken for a pair of breasts with legs, or her experience and the associated problems that come with having large breasts.  What I find odd is how many people here are criticizing her for wanting to write about it.


I'm criticizing her for wanting to be seen as a pair of breasts with legs in some situations by some people, but not others. She can't have it both ways.
2014-02-26 04:44:54 PM
1 votes:
CSB: In high school, there were the usual types of girls- fun athletic ones with no chests, and the slutty ones with some chest, and me( & my friends)- who were apparently too goody goody to be invited to do anything fun, with large breasts.

One time, the fun athletic girls with no chests decided it would be funny to moon a rival high school at a track meet, and did so. They got caught, and were given detention and not allowed to compete for several games, etc.

Two of them were outraged, and made a comic for the school newspaper about how it's unfair that the slutty girls could expose most of their cleavage without being in trouble, whereas the mooning gets them all sorts of trouble.

As a large breasted girl, who tried to minimize cleavage exposure, and didn't always succeed, it pissed me off because the comic essentially made the two flesh cracks equal, and I told them I found it offensive.
They just laughed at me, and said it wasn't pointed at me, and published it anyway. For the next few weeks, everyone would laugh and tell me to stop mooning them if they caught less than an inch of cleavage.

End CSB

People in this thread saying big breasts have it easy, can fark off.
2014-02-26 04:44:49 PM
1 votes:

aagrajag: Langdon Alger: LoneWolf343: Langdon Alger: of all women I figure maybe 15-20% have big natural boobs of D cup and larger. (and I'm not including the piles of jaba but girls with actual defineable figure shapes.) Of that group maybe .3% like/love them but they are in porn. The other.7% don't mind them and are not in porn. The other 99% hate them and are always complaining about back pain, no clothes that fit or how they are always in the way. Doesn't give us much of chance.

Maybe you should get out and meet more women. I've known several deep-chested women, and their opinions on the matter were between apathy and exhibitionism.

The back pain is because of flabby abs. Do sit-ups so your back doesn't have to do all of the work.

The  majority of the ones I knew and dated (and it was a decent amount as I am a boob man) who had larger than a D cup complained. There were a few that were sort of "meh" aout them. I only met ONE (G Cup) who loved hers and never complained and would let you motor boat, T  F*ck or just squeeze on them as much as you wanted and she wasn't afraid to show them off in low cut tops bikini's etc..Too bad she was a cutter. My whole point (and the percentages I used were arbitrary) on a whole it seems you'll find a majority of them whine about there assests like the author of the "article", some don't care, and even fewer that fully embrace their assests.

What's a "cutter"?


Someone who cuts themselves, sometimes out of depression, possibly due to having big boobs and the only way they can get validation is to let guys grab on them and motor boat and T F*ck or show off the cleavage in order to gain acceptance. In other words: A-bloo-bloo-bloo.
2014-02-26 04:29:47 PM
1 votes:

taurusowner: Creepy is when a guy you're not attracted to does the exact same things that you like when it's a guy you think is hot.


That about covers it.
2014-02-26 04:28:07 PM
1 votes:
Worst boobies thread evar.
2014-02-26 04:24:54 PM
1 votes:
When did Fark.com become Saudi Arabia? Seriously, an imageless boob thread is like NA beer.
2014-02-26 04:24:29 PM
1 votes:

boyvoyeur: That's a small girl for 32G's


It's almost like it's common for a small-framed woman to have a 32-inch chest measurement.
2014-02-26 04:11:52 PM
1 votes:
That's a small girl for 32G's

http://postimg.org/image/f1yyu8a59/

CHLOE PANTAZI
2014-02-26 04:08:08 PM
1 votes:
Either this is the worst form of attention whoring, or (considerably less likely) it's just proof that women will find reasons to be dissatisfied with their bodies no matter what.
2014-02-26 04:06:25 PM
1 votes:
worst thread ever
2014-02-26 03:58:08 PM
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm gonna go out on this shaky limb and simply make this one a bookmark now.  I'll be back later to collect......go.


You may be disappointed.
2014-02-26 03:55:41 PM
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cgraves67: lordjupiter: Pfft.  Fark used to have boobies links right on the goddamn main page.  farking puritan shiatstainery.

They still exist on a secret Foobies tab.


Yeah I know but those are typically paid links (ahahaha) and it used to be part of the culture.  Whatever.  Time marches on.  And so do I.  With my nuts swinging in the breeze.
2014-02-26 03:54:24 PM
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lordjupiter: Pfft.  Fark used to have boobies links right on the goddamn main page.  farking puritan shiatstainery.


They still exist on a secret Foobies tab.
2014-02-26 03:51:55 PM
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gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.


I'll second this, and I've had C+ cups since I was 12. Beyond the adjustment period (say the first six months to a year after they appear), if a woman is having trouble getting people to take her seriously, there's more to it than just the boobs, and blaming them or people's reaction to them is just a cop-out.
2014-02-26 03:42:37 PM
1 votes:
If she actually thought that with cleavage she got real  power, as opposed to just attention (not necessarily positive) and instant assumptions being made about her (not necessarily positive or within her control), then maybe she is dumb.  They're not actual weapons, J Geils' songs notwithstanding.
2014-02-26 03:42:35 PM
1 votes:
This needs to be here:
Never mind, Images disabled in this thread
2014-02-26 03:41:41 PM
1 votes:
"Images disabled in this thread"

Welcome to SOMETHINGAWFULDAWTCAHM
2014-02-26 03:40:28 PM
1 votes:
WHAR PHOTO POSTING BUTTON?!?!? WHAR!!!!????
2014-02-26 03:40:10 PM
1 votes:
Serious lack of boobage in this thread -- I'll check back later.
2014-02-26 03:37:19 PM
1 votes:
Because trying to get power through your boobs probably means you are dumb and slutty?
2014-02-26 03:36:43 PM
1 votes:
i think i tripped over the dog running into this thread!
2014-02-26 03:36:37 PM
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2014-02-26 03:35:40 PM
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ManateeGag: Not "maybe" you are slutty, but HOPEFULLY you are slutty.


That pretty much sums it up.  You can hold double Masters degrees in nuclear physics and chemical engineering, but these attributes will have every male contemplating if you're easy or not.

You don't have to be, but leverage that misperception to your advantage sweetie.
 
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