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(Salon)   The burden of boobs: "I thought that with cleavage came power. But as my cleavage amassed, I found the opposite to be true. My ample cups seemed to hint at certain unpleasant possibilities. Like, maybe I was dumb. Maybe I was slutty"   (salon.com) divider line 269
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2014-02-27 02:04:38 AM

Tatterdemalian: taurusowner: What's more interesting is that I don't recall typing that at all. Could you point it out to me?


If you see a FARKer with feline references in his/her user name, the odds are very good that the majority of their comments will involve making a strawman, attaching some other FARKer's name to it, and beating it while screaming "THIS IS YOU! THIS IS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE! THIS IS WHAT YOU REALLY BELIEVE!" until the thread closes.


YOU!  YOU MAKE GROSS GENERALIZATIONS BASED ON TRIVIALITIES!  YOU CAN'T SEE NUANCES SO RESORT TO INSULTS INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY ADDRESSING ISSUES!

Hope that helps you make your point.  

/Kat != Cat btw.   I acquired the handle in the mid-90s, while I myself was a teenager. I know, I know, I've thought about changing it, but... well nostalgia and all that.
 
2014-02-27 02:27:42 AM
 
2014-02-27 02:37:14 AM
 
2014-02-27 02:43:50 AM

Sinbox: Britt Linn March, 2014


GAH! She looks like Miley Cyrus.
 
2014-02-27 05:19:43 AM
Must mark the book for further investigation...

\EIP
 
2014-02-27 07:29:41 AM
RminusQ: yeah but it's tagged, so no in-line images

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2014-02-27 07:39:57 AM
I think the combination of her chest and her voice is what led to people thinking she's dumb.

I don't really have any opinion of her intelligence, but her bobs are epic.
 
2014-02-27 07:50:09 AM

CleanAndPure: ToastmasterGeneral: CleanAndPure: ToastmasterGeneral: ChipNASA: WHAR PHOTO POSTING BUTTON?!?!? WHAR!!!!????

Time for Plan B:

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She has a massive vagina.

The site I got it from said it was Eve, so I'm thinking leaf.  But, one man's slash is another man's forward slash...

Makes sense... and that must be an apple in her hands then...


... not a giant butt plug.


Why not both?
 
2014-02-27 07:55:41 AM
Like, maybe you send BIE?

/EIP
 
2014-02-27 08:42:02 AM

lordjupiter: Pfft.  Fark used to have boobies links right on the goddamn main page.  farking puritan shiatstainery.


I imagine they toned it down to make advertisers happy. So i'm making my self happy and un-white-listing fark from ad blocker.
 
2014-02-27 09:09:04 AM

apoptotic: gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.

I'll second this, and I've had C+ cups since I was 12. Beyond the adjustment period (say the first six months to a year after they appear), if a woman is having trouble getting people to take her seriously, there's more to it than just the boobs, and blaming them or people's reaction to them is just a cop-out.


I clicked on your user page and left disappointed.

/Also because I've been to Edmonton and left disappointed
 
2014-02-27 09:38:38 AM
I don't know what you people are complaining about. I'm still finding this thread somewhat entertaining
 
2014-02-27 09:40:47 AM
 
2014-02-27 10:44:06 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Sinbox, you magnificient bastard!  I need a new mouse!


1991 was easily my favorite year....
 
2014-02-27 02:35:35 PM
I thought the burden of big boobs was:
-Bologna nipples
-Being Veiny
-Not aging well
-Starting on your chest but end up at your knees
-The waste surrounding a mouthful/handful
 
2014-02-27 02:37:33 PM

Graffito: gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.

What if your gynormous balls were the object of constant jokes and ridicule?  What if people stared at your balls and talked to them and not you?  What if they assumed you were stupid because of them?  What if they caused you back pain and you couldn't exercise or find decent fitting clothes?

32G is an extreme size and the article was one person's experiences with this breast size in a society were men fetishize women's breasts.  If you don't want to read about other people's experiences then don't click the link.


Don't women allready assume men are stupid just because they have balls?
 
2014-02-27 03:11:15 PM

Sinbox: oops...forgot two years worth

and a huge Don't Open These At Work With Your Boss (or Your Boss's Spies) Around disclaimer:

but, as you're wise and learned folks, you know that already, yes?


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Francesca Frigo August 2010
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Mei-Ling Lam June 2011
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Raquel Pomplun April 2012
Nikki Leigh May 2012
Amelia Talon June 2012
Shelby Chesnes July 2012
Beth WIlliams August 2012
Alana Campos September 2012
Pamela Horton October 2012
Britany Nola November 2012
Amanda Streich December 2012

For the road.

'Til whenever.



It's interesting to see the progression from full bush to landing strip to full shave on those...
 
2014-02-27 04:45:45 PM
 
2014-02-27 05:13:59 PM

teylix: apoptotic: gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.

I'll second this, and I've had C+ cups since I was 12. Beyond the adjustment period (say the first six months to a year after they appear), if a woman is having trouble getting people to take her seriously, there's more to it than just the boobs, and blaming them or people's reaction to them is just a cop-out.

I clicked on your user page and left disappointed.

/Also because I've been to Edmonton and left disappointed


I wake up every morning disappointed to still be here, so...yeah.
 
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