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(Salon)   The burden of boobs: "I thought that with cleavage came power. But as my cleavage amassed, I found the opposite to be true. My ample cups seemed to hint at certain unpleasant possibilities. Like, maybe I was dumb. Maybe I was slutty"   (salon.com) divider line 268
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2014-02-26 07:07:21 PM  
A thread about boobs with no Pics..... Am I the only one that has noticed there is something wrong here? Am I taking crazy Pills?
 
2014-02-26 07:12:19 PM  
Anyone who fawns over how the AMASSED CLEAVAGE of her breasts SWELLED intto the AMPLE CUPS they are today is clearly trying to write a trashy novel about loose farmers' daughters of the Southern backcountry.
 
2014-02-26 07:15:48 PM  
I've been here for over 12 years, and this is a sad day for all Fark kind.
 
2014-02-26 07:18:14 PM  

Stephen_Falken: Anyone who fawns over how the AMASSED CLEAVAGE of her breasts SWELLED intto the AMPLE CUPS they are today is clearly trying to write a trashy novel about loose farmers' daughters of the Southern backcountry.


what loose farmers daughters may look like:

dammit!
 
2014-02-26 07:22:26 PM  
Worst. Boobie thread. EVER.
 
2014-02-26 07:24:57 PM  
I'm at attention
 
2014-02-26 07:34:20 PM  
Never been so tempted by this huge opportunity to attention whore in my life.

I HAVE BIG ONES!!  Look at me!  You got nothin' else!  I'm a girrrrrrrl!
 
2014-02-26 07:35:31 PM  
Women use their boobs. It's so easy.
 
2014-02-26 07:36:00 PM  
I believe the Geneva Convention specifically addressed boobies threads with images disabled
 
2014-02-26 07:38:18 PM  

AndTheyAllLived: Never been so tempted by this huge opportunity to attention whore in my life.

I HAVE BIG ONES!!  Look at me!  You got nothin' else!  I'm a girrrrrrrl!


And why do you think that "AW" opportunity exists?

Because men lust that way. It's really that simple.
 
2014-02-26 07:40:23 PM  
Oooo!! Booby thread!

*click*

dafuq?!
 
2014-02-26 07:43:14 PM  

ElLoco: Oooo!! Booby thread!

*click*

dafuq?!


Somebody post a boob pic for this guy...because it's literally that easy. Like something shiny. LOL
 
2014-02-26 07:45:27 PM  

AndTheyAllLived: Never been so tempted by this huge opportunity to attention whore in my life.

I HAVE BIG ONES!!  Look at me!  You got nothin' else!  I'm a girrrrrrrl!


attention whoring can be incredibly lucrative.
 
KIA
2014-02-26 07:48:45 PM  
Gawt-dayumm commies and mooslems have won.  Boobies abolished.
 
2014-02-26 08:11:16 PM  
Yeah, and I hear rich people have bad backs, too, because of all the money they have to carry around.

I swear to god there's like maybe five women on this entire planet who are truly happy with their tits.
 
2014-02-26 08:14:20 PM  
Yet, as Williams points out, breasts are what make humans unique to any other species.

So maybe one of the conclusions in the headline isn't entirely off.

/Williams actually says class, which is correct, but the person who wrote the article apparently didn't read the sentence she was referencing and quoted.
 
2014-02-26 08:18:42 PM  

Trillian Astra: You know what? It DOES suck having men pay more attention to your boobs than to what you're saying. But speaking as a moderately attractive female with an impressively-sized rack, I've never had a problem making sure I'm taken seriously. How you dress, how you present yourself, how you speak, and how you treat others will have more of an impact than your cleavage ever will.


At least all they're doing is staring. I've had two separate unknown women either grab or stroke my beard.

I want to be taken seriously as a man, not your personal Chia pet, ladies.
 
2014-02-26 08:22:05 PM  

jcasetnl: Yeah, and I hear rich people have bad backs, too, because of all the money they have to carry around.

I swear to god there's like maybe five women on this entire planet who are truly happy with their tits.


I don't think it's only 5 women on the planet. I'm happy with mine, though they're not perfect huge airbrushed stripper tits.

My tits come with me. And if I like you, I'll do a variety of naughty, pleasurable things to you. I don't really care what you think about them as long as wet your finger and caress the tip the right way OH GOD IVE SAID TOO MUCH
 
2014-02-26 08:30:32 PM  
Hey has anybody mentioned this boob thread has no pictures?
 
2014-02-26 08:30:50 PM  

Graffito: gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.

What if your gynormous balls were the object of constant jokes and ridicule?  What if people stared at your balls and talked to them and not you?  What if they assumed you were stupid because of them?  What if they caused you back pain and you couldn't exercise or find decent fitting clothes?

32G is an extreme size and the article was one person's experiences with this breast size in a society were men fetishize women's breasts.  If you don't want to read about other people's experiences then don't click the link.


To be fair, she got what she thought she wanted; lots of male sexual attention.  She just didn't realize how vapid that is or how annoying the side-effects are.

Honestly though?  I don't get the obsession with huge tits.  Don't get me wrong like a nice bountiful, bouncable pair of chesticles, but after they get to the size of a handful all I can think of is expensive back surgery at 45, bra shopping at every store in the state, and the RUINATION gravity will wreak just as quickly as it can.

Remember, unless you're super-rich you won't be getting a newer model every 10 years.
 
2014-02-26 08:32:10 PM  
Whoever greenlit this with images disabled has earned a very, very special place in Hell. Enjoy watching the head of Satan's thorny c*ck coming OUT of your mouth for eternity.
 
2014-02-26 08:40:21 PM  
http://i.imgur.com/cdURF.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Jp8mv.jpg

/mandatory mammaries for this thread
 
2014-02-26 09:01:08 PM  
I like biznoobies but I prefer skinoobie...
 
2014-02-26 09:01:59 PM  
Jesus Effing Christ on a pogo stick.

Fark mods, you suck ass.
 
2014-02-26 09:15:38 PM  

wambu: http://i.imgur.com/cdURF.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Jp8mv.jpg

/mandatory mammaries for this thread


Finally, WamBu steps up to the plate... but only hits a single...

Now, my Fark Brothers, here is a goddess of boobages!

http://imgur.com/a/GAfqn
and
http://fuego999.minus.com/mrIcq5vLt

www.bing.com/images  "Anna Song" safe search set to off...

and its a Grand Slam, bottom of the ninth, with the bases loaded and 2 outs on the board... okay, I'm done here.
 
2014-02-26 09:20:30 PM  
Kids are still up right now. I'll, uhm, check back later. Mmkay.
 
2014-02-26 09:30:32 PM  
Typical Chick: Haha flat biatches. Let's see how much attention I can get by showing these puppies off....

Later: OMFG!!! All anyone notices are my tits!!! I hate them!

And if dudes wore jeans that stopped just above their asscrack or pubes, chicks would do the same shiat.

Like the time a fire alarm went off at the office. A few (volunteer shlub) firemen show up and they sounded like a Vegas batch slot party at quarter after 1.
 
2014-02-26 09:50:12 PM  
They hate it when you pretend not to notice them.
 
2014-02-26 09:51:41 PM  
"Images disabled in this thread"

I... I don't know what to believe anymore.
 
2014-02-26 10:02:12 PM  
                      .

I was able to post an image! If you look closely, you can see it's a picture of the world's smallest violin playing for the author of TFA!
 
2014-02-26 10:32:04 PM  
Just like McDonalds, this thread doesn't deliver.
 
2014-02-26 10:33:14 PM  

Molavian: gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.

Ball sweat!


The world doesn't revolve around your balls by the way............................Well, unless they're Very Very Big Balls.
 
pla
2014-02-26 10:47:54 PM  
Graffito : What if your gynormous balls were the object of constant jokes and ridicule? What if people stared at your balls and talked to them and not you?

Wow, a REAL female on the interwebs? Cool!

For reference, any guy who had someone come up and start staring at/talking to his balls would lean back, emphasize them, and say something along the lines of "aww yeah, you KNOW it! I got bigger balls than Chuck Norris, baby! Want a closer look back at my place?"

To which any real female would make a noise of disgust and wander off. But then, the first half of your premise wouldn't happen either, sooo....
 
2014-02-26 11:09:45 PM  

sufferpuppet: Came here for what photos of cleavage might look like.   Leaving sad.


Pix disabled. So what's the fuc*ing point of the thread?
 
2014-02-26 11:11:44 PM  
I was scrolling down looking for pics so I didn't bother to read but I'm guessing mods are cracking down on inline images.
 
2014-02-26 11:21:15 PM  
So, where's the new place to go, that's like fark used to be when it was fun?
 
2014-02-26 11:25:18 PM  

Swampmaster: wambu: http://i.imgur.com/cdURF.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Jp8mv.jpg

/mandatory mammaries for this thread

Finally, WamBu steps up to the plate... but only hits a single...


Finding additional images of Ms. Song was left as an exercise for the student, especially since images have been disabled in this thread. I mean, WTF Drew?

/A+, Swampmaster
//F, mods
 
2014-02-26 11:32:40 PM  
Can I be the 1027th guy here to say that I "Feel her burden" or more like I want to "Feel her burden" if you know what I mean..
 
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2014-02-26 11:50:54 PM  
Right.  Well, no color ASCII stuff tonight then.
 
2014-02-27 12:01:42 AM  

johnperkins: Right.  Well, no color ASCII stuff tonight then.


Jesus, dude... label that as NSFW and post a link. Don't just drop it right into the thread like that.
 
2014-02-27 12:06:25 AM  
to finish that what I started in the now-closed boobie thread wayyyyy down VVVVVVVVVVV:

Damn my completest nature

pssssst: nary a link is SFW:

Peggy McIntaggart January 1990
Pamela Anderson February 1990
Deborah Driggs March 1990
Lisa Matthews April 1990
Tina Bockrath May 1990
Bonnie Marino June 1990
Jacqueline Sheen July 1990
Melissa Evridge August 1990
Kerri Kendall September 1990
Brittany York October 1990
Lorraine Olivia November 1990
Morgan Fox December 1990

Stacy Leigh Arthur January 1991
Cristy Thom February 1991
Julie Clark March 1991
Christina Leardini April 1991
Carrie Jean Yazel May 1991
Saskia Linssen June 1991
Wendy Kaye July 1991
Corrina Harney August 1991
Samantha Dorman September 1991
Cheryl Bachman October 1991
Tanja Christiensen November 1991
Wendy Hamilton December 1991

Suzi Simpson January 1992
Tanya Beyer February 1992
Tylyn John March 1992
Cady Cantrell April 1992
Anna Nicole Smith May 1992
Angela Melini June 1992
Amanda Hope July 1992
Ashley Allen August 1992
Morena Corwin September 1992
Tiffany Sloan October 1992
Stephanie Adams November 1992 (trivia: she's the first Playmate to become a LGBT spokesmodel and advocate. She came out as a lesbian in 2003, but in 2009 stated she was straight.
Barbara Moore December 1992

Echo Johnson January 1993
Jennifer LeRoy February 1993 (trivia: the first centerfold with a visible tattoo.)
Kimberley Donley March 1993
Nicole Wood April 1993
Elke Jeinsen May 1993
Alesha Oreskovich June 1993
Leisa Sheridan July 1993
Jennifer Lavoie August 1993
Carrie Westcott September 1993
Jenny McCarthy October 1993
Julianna Young November 1993
Arlene Baster December 1993


Anna-Marie Goddard January 1994
Julie Lynn Cialini February 1994
Neriah Davis March 1994
Becky DelosSantos April 1994
Shae Marks May 1994
Elan Carter June 1994
Traci Adell July 1994
Maria Checa August 1994
Kelly Gallagher September 1994
Victoria Zdrock October 1994
Donna Perry November 1994 (trivia: Granddaughter-in-law of Joan Staley (Miss November 1958).
Elisa Bridges December 1994

Melissa Holliday January 1995
Lisa Marie Scott February 1995
Stacy Sanches March 1995
Danelle Folta April 1995
Cynthia Brown May 1995
Rhonda Adams June 1995
Heidi Mark July 1995
Rachel Jean Marteen August 1995
Donna D'Errico September 1995
Alicia Rickter October 1995
Holly Witt November 1995
Samantha Torres December 1995

Victoria Fuller January 1996
Kona Carmack February 1996
Priscilla Taylor March 1996
Gillian Bonner April 1996 (trivia: the first centerfold to feature a visible belly button ring)
Shauna Sand May 1996
Karin Taylor June 1996
Angel Boris July 1996
Jessica Lee August 1996
Jennifer Allan September 1996
Nadine Chanz October 1996
Ulrika Ericsson November 1996
Victoria Silvstedt December 1996

Jami Ferrell January 1997
Kimber West February 1997
Jennifer Miriam March 1997
Kelly Monaco April 1997
Lynn Thomas May 1997 (trivia: the first Playmate to also be a Penthouse Pet of the Month [in the October 2000 issue.])
Carrie Stevens June 1997
Daphnée Lynn Duplaix July 1997
Kalin Olson August 1997
Nikki Schieler September 1997
Layla Roberts October 1997
Inga Drozdova November 1997
Karen McDougal December 1997

Heather Kozar January 1998
Julia Schultz February 1998
Marliece Andrada March 1998
Holly Joan Hart April 1998
Deanna Brooks May 1998
Maria Luisa GIl June 1998
Lisa Dergan July 1998
Angela Little August 1998
Vanessa Gleason September 1998
Laura Cover October 1998
Tiffany Taylor November 1998
Erica, Nicole + Jaclyn Dahm December 1998 (trivia: the first triplets to be Playmates of the Month.)

Jaime Bergman January 1999
Stacy Marie Fuson February 1999
Alexandria Karlsen March 1999
Natalia Sokolova April 1999
Tishara Cousino May 1999
Kimberly Spicer June 1999
Jennifer Rovero July 1999
Rebecca Scott August 1999
Kristi Cline September 1999
Jodi Ann Paterson October 1999
Cara Wakelin November 1999
Brook Richards December 1999
 
2014-02-27 12:12:44 AM  
Sinbox, we all love you. I just had to say that.
 
2014-02-27 12:15:14 AM  
What is up with these greenlight authorities banning tits?
 
2014-02-27 12:22:02 AM  

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2014-02-27 12:31:40 AM  
Is this the thread where we mention eip?  :D
 
2014-02-27 12:36:49 AM  

ElLoco: johnperkins: Right.  Well, no color ASCII stuff tonight then.

Jesus, dude... label that as NSFW and post a link. Don't just drop it right into the thread like that.


Sorry.  I tried to add the blockatiel, but  images disabled in this thread.
 
2014-02-27 01:09:58 AM  

Witness99: jcasetnl: Yeah, and I hear rich people have bad backs, too, because of all the money they have to carry around.

I swear to god there's like maybe five women on this entire planet who are truly happy with their tits.

I don't think it's only 5 women on the planet. I'm happy with mine, though they're not perfect huge airbrushed stripper tits.

My tits come with me. And if I like you, I'll do a variety of naughty, pleasurable things to you. I don't really care what you think about them as long as wet your finger and caress the tip the right way OH GOD IVE SAID TOO MUCH


Or haven't said enough?

Seriously though. Some men just go crazy for tits and, yeah sure I can see it. But lust is so temporary, so fleeting that it's kind of pathetic what people do for lust when they are really looking for love.
 
2014-02-27 01:35:43 AM  
Viewing the below whilst on-the-clock is strongly cautioned against:

Carol + Darlene Bernaola January 2000
Suzanne Stokes February 2000
Nicole Marie Lenz March 2000
Brande Roderick April 2000
Brooke Berry May 2000
Shannon Stewart June 2000
Neferteri Shepherd July 2000
Summer Altice August 2000
Kerissa Fare September 2000
Nichole Van Croft October 2000
Buffy Tyler November 2000
Cara Michelle December 2000

Irina Voronina January 2001
Lauren Michelle Hill February 2001
Miraiam Gonzalez March 2001
Katie Lohmann April 2001
Crista Nicole May 2001
Heather Spytek June 2001
Kimberly Stanfield July 2001
Jennifer Walcott August 2001
Dalene Kurtis September 2001 (trivia: the first Playmate of the Month to pose completely shorn of pubic hair.)
Stephanie Heinrick October 2001
Lindsey Vuolo November 2001
Shanna Moakler December 2001 (trivia: she's the first Playmate to have been Miss USA [won in 1995.])

Nicole Narain January 2002
Anka Romensky February 2002
Tina Jordan March 2002
Heather Carolin April 2002
Christi Shake May 2002
Michele Rogers June 2002
Lauren Anderson July 2002
Christina Santiago August 2002
Shallan Meiers September 2002
Teri Harrison October 2002
Serria Tawan November 2002
Lani Todd December 2002

Rebecca Ramos January 2003
Charis Boyle February 2003
Pennelope Jimenez March 2003
Carmella DeCesare April 2003
Laurie Fetter May 2003
Tailor James June 2003
Marketa Janska July 2003
Colleen Marie August 2003
Luci Victoria September 2003
Audra Lynn October 2003
Divini Rae November 2003
Deisy & Sarah Teles December 2003

Colleen Shannon January 2004
Aliya Wolf February 2004
Sandra Hubby March 2004
Krista Kelly April 2004
Nicole Whitehead May 2004
Hiromi Oshima June 2004
Stephanie Glasson July 2004
Pilar Lastra August 2004
Scarlett Keegan September 2004
Kimberly Holland October 2004
Cara Zavaleta November 2004
Tiffany Fallon December 2004

Destiny Davis January 2005
Amber Campisi February 2005
Jillian Grace March 2005
Courtney Rachel Culkin April 2005
Jamie Westenhiser May 2005
Kara Monaco June 2005
Qiana Chase July 2005
Tamara Witmer August 2005
Vanessa Hoelsher September 2005
Amanda Paige
Raquel Gibson November 2005
Christine Smith

Athena Lundberg January 2006
Cassandra Lynn February 2006
Monica Leigh March 2006
Holley Ann Dorrough April 2006
Alison Waite May 2006
Stephanie Larimore June 2006
Sara Jean Underwood July 2006
Nicole Voss August 2006
Janine Habeck September 2006
Jordan Monroe October 2006
Sarah Elizabeth November 2006
Kia Drayton December 2006

Jayde Nicole January 2007
Heather Rene Smith February 2007
Tyran Richard March 2007
Giuliana Marino April 2007
Shannon James May 2007
Brittany Binger June 2007
Tiffany Selby July 2007
Tamara Sky August 2007
Patrice Hollis September 2007
Spencer Scott October 2007
Lindsay Wagner November 2007
Sasckya Porto December 2007

Sandra Nilsson January 2008
Michelle McLaughlin February 2008
Ida Ljungqvist March 2008
Regina Deutinger April 2008
AJ Alexander May 2008
Juliette Fretté June 2008
Laura Croft July 2008
Kayla Croft August 2008
Valerie Mason September 2008
Kelly Carrington October 2008
Grace Kim November 2008
Jennifer + Natalie Jo Campbell December 2008

Dasha Astafieva January 2009
Jessica Burciaga February 2009
Jennifer Pershing March 2009
Hope Dworaczyk April 2009
Crystal McCahill May 2009
Candice Cassidy June 2009
Karissa Shannon July 2009 + Kristina Shannon August 2009 (trivia: In June 2009, necessitated by financial problems, Playboy reduced it's publication schedule to 11 issues per year with a combined July/August issue. [In December 2009, it was further reduced to 10 issues per year, with a combined January/February issue.] The Shannon sisters appeared in the combined "Summer Issue" and shared a single centerfold, becoming the first twins to be designated Playmate of the Month for two distinct months.)
Kimberly Phillips September 2009
Lindsey Evans October 2009
Kelley Thompson November 2009
Crystal Harris December 2009
 
2014-02-27 01:55:30 AM  

taurusowner: This. Nearly all first impressions are going to be based on physical appearance(assuming you didn't converse first over some electronic means). The entire fashion industry (which is mostly by and for females) revolves around making deliberate choices to maximize your desired effect on people who look at you. The author of TFA realizes this when she said she wanted to show off her breasts. She made the conscious and deliberate effort to wear clothing for the intended purpose of having others look at her breasts. She lost any right to complain about those looks right there.

So... you are saying people should be punished for the rest of their lives because of how they felt and behaved when they were preteens.  Interesting.


What's more interesting is that I don't recall typing that at all. Could you point it out to me?


She was 11 and 14 in the article when she wanted to be noticed for her breasts.  The rest of the article is about her trying to avoid being noticed only for her breasts as an adult.  I guess 14 isn't a preteen anymore, but still you are effectively saying that because she wanted people to notice her breasts as a kid, she shouldn't complain about being noticed for her breasts now.
 
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