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(Salon)   The burden of boobs: "I thought that with cleavage came power. But as my cleavage amassed, I found the opposite to be true. My ample cups seemed to hint at certain unpleasant possibilities. Like, maybe I was dumb. Maybe I was slutty"   (salon.com) divider line 268
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2014-02-26 01:19:21 PM  
I'm gonna go out on this shaky limb and simply make this one a bookmark now.  I'll be back later to collect......go.
 
2014-02-26 01:29:53 PM  
Not "maybe" you are slutty, but HOPEFULLY you are slutty.
 
2014-02-26 01:34:03 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm gonna go out on this shaky limb and simply make this one a bookmark now.  I'll be back later to collect......go.


yeah but it's tagged, so no in-line images
 
2014-02-26 01:44:43 PM  

RminusQ: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm gonna go out on this shaky limb and simply make this one a bookmark now.  I'll be back later to collect......go.

yeah but it's tagged, so no in-line images


yeah, but why chance clicking the link if he's at work.  wait to get home just in case there's something a co-worker might fund objectionable.
 
2014-02-26 02:22:37 PM  
The link is totally SFW. I get the Boobies tag, but it is barely deserving with it's single pic of Christina Hendricks in an evening gown.

"images disabled in this thread", that's weird.
 
2014-02-26 02:22:43 PM  

ManateeGag: RminusQ: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm gonna go out on this shaky limb and simply make this one a bookmark now.  I'll be back later to collect......go.

yeah but it's tagged, so no in-line images

yeah, but why chance clicking the link if he's at work.  wait to get home just in case there's something a co-worker might fund objectionable.


Nah. The link is pretty tame, too. No giggity on this one, ya perverts. Just a long, probably interesting article (TLDNR) about the problems a busty girl faces.
 
2014-02-26 03:03:55 PM  
I thought that with cleavage came power. But as my breasts swelled to a 32G, I found the opposite to be true

how're YOU doin'?
 
2014-02-26 03:33:47 PM  
Using your boobs to gain power makes you a slut and not realizing that makes you dumb.
 
2014-02-26 03:33:59 PM  
Do you have large breasts or are you fat?
 
2014-02-26 03:34:41 PM  
The more energy and nutrition it takes to grow breast tissue, the less there is for brain mass.

Just sayin'.
 
2014-02-26 03:35:34 PM  
Dumb and slutty are not unpleasant possibilities.
 
2014-02-26 03:35:40 PM  

ManateeGag: Not "maybe" you are slutty, but HOPEFULLY you are slutty.


That pretty much sums it up.  You can hold double Masters degrees in nuclear physics and chemical engineering, but these attributes will have every male contemplating if you're easy or not.

You don't have to be, but leverage that misperception to your advantage sweetie.
 
2014-02-26 03:36:04 PM  

genner: Using your boobs to gain power makes you a slut and not realizing that makes you dumb.


You dumb slutty power gainer you.
 
2014-02-26 03:36:14 PM  
What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.
 
2014-02-26 03:36:26 PM  
yes interesting

/what???
 
2014-02-26 03:36:37 PM  
 
2014-02-26 03:36:43 PM  
i think i tripped over the dog running into this thread!
 
2014-02-26 03:37:16 PM  
I'm still worn out from the girls/car seatbelts thread yesterday...
 
2014-02-26 03:37:19 PM  
Because trying to get power through your boobs probably means you are dumb and slutty?
 
2014-02-26 03:37:58 PM  
...Like an alcoholic at an AA meeting; she's self obsessed with her tragedy. She needs a bumper sticker on her car that says, "Ask me about my breasts."
 
2014-02-26 03:38:19 PM  

gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.


Ball sweat!
 
2014-02-26 03:38:22 PM  
Yes, please continue.
 
2014-02-26 03:38:38 PM  
Not another tittay thread.  My wrist still hurts from all the clicking and pointing....if you know what I mean.

/no really, I posted a shiat ton of pics in yesterday's thread
 
2014-02-26 03:38:55 PM  

genner: Using your boobs to gain power makes you a slut and not realizing that makes you dumb.


I should have read your comment before I posted, we said the same thing, but you worded it better.
 
2014-02-26 03:38:55 PM  
"Waaaa! I have big boobs, and men gawk at me. Boo hoo."

Piss off, whiner.  You don't hear me biatchin' about having to carry this giant penis around, do ya?  We all have our cross to bear...
 
2014-02-26 03:39:04 PM  
...or maybe I can get away with nearly anything and still have men tripping over themselves to help me do so.

Cry me a river.
 
2014-02-26 03:40:10 PM  
Serious lack of boobage in this thread -- I'll check back later.
 
2014-02-26 03:40:25 PM  

gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.


Did you feel them while you read the article?
 
2014-02-26 03:40:28 PM  
WHAR PHOTO POSTING BUTTON?!?!? WHAR!!!!????
 
2014-02-26 03:40:55 PM  
WHAR IMAGE BUTTON?! WHAR!
 
2014-02-26 03:41:10 PM  
 
2014-02-26 03:41:15 PM  
Probably not work safe

http://i.imgur.com/wf6VMPS.jpg
 
2014-02-26 03:41:41 PM  
"Images disabled in this thread"

Welcome to SOMETHINGAWFULDAWTCAHM
 
2014-02-26 03:41:43 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: The link is totally SFW. I get the Boobies tag, but it is barely deserving with it's single pic of Christina Hendricks in an evening gown.

"images disabled in this thread", that's weird.


Serious question, where do you see that?

I got threatened with the banhammer in yesterday's thread.
 
2014-02-26 03:42:23 PM  
She never imagined her career track would involve jizm on those boobs.
 
2014-02-26 03:42:35 PM  
This needs to be here:
Never mind, Images disabled in this thread
 
2014-02-26 03:42:37 PM  
If she actually thought that with cleavage she got real  power, as opposed to just attention (not necessarily positive) and instant assumptions being made about her (not necessarily positive or within her control), then maybe she is dumb.  They're not actual weapons, J Geils' songs notwithstanding.
 
2014-02-26 03:43:07 PM  

blatz514: InterruptingQuirk: The link is totally SFW. I get the Boobies tag, but it is barely deserving with it's single pic of Christina Hendricks in an evening gown.

"images disabled in this thread", that's weird.

Serious question, where do you see that?

I got threatened with the banhammer in yesterday's thread.


Never mind.  I see it now.

/I'm a moran
 
2014-02-26 03:43:14 PM  
If it's a Jezebel link or a Salon link, you can pretty much guarantee it's completely useless trash that you are better off not clicking. You'll thank me later!
 
2014-02-26 03:43:43 PM  

AngryDragon: ManateeGag: Not "maybe" you are slutty, but HOPEFULLY you are slutty.

That pretty much sums it up.   You can hold double Masters degrees in nuclear physics and chemical engineering, but these attributes will have every male contemplating if you're easy or not.

You don't have to be, but leverage that misperception to your advantage sweetie.


You can, but good luck using THEM to get out of a speeding ticket.
 
2014-02-26 03:44:29 PM  
ChipNASA   Great minds think about titties!


Was hoping for awesome boobage page. We get bupkis.
 
2014-02-26 03:45:06 PM  

meat0918: Fine, be that way

FEEL THE POWER OF THE BOOBIES


Niiiiiccceeee
 
2014-02-26 03:47:28 PM  
Images Disabled

/this is why I don't feel bad about Ad Block.
//boobies
 
2014-02-26 03:47:29 PM  
 
2014-02-26 03:47:56 PM  
Pfft.  Fark used to have boobies links right on the goddamn main page.  farking puritan shiatstainery.
 
2014-02-26 03:48:45 PM  
OUT THE SUBBY!!1!
 
2014-02-26 03:49:04 PM  
 
2014-02-26 03:49:32 PM  

Dahnkster: ChipNASA   Great minds think about titties!


Was hoping for awesome boobage page. We get bupkis.


(•_ㅅ_•)

(。 ㅅ 。)

( . Y . )
 
2014-02-26 03:51:02 PM  
Whichever modmin disabled images in this thread is worse than Hitler.
 
2014-02-26 03:51:46 PM  

gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.


What if your gynormous balls were the object of constant jokes and ridicule?  What if people stared at your balls and talked to them and not you?  What if they assumed you were stupid because of them?  What if they caused you back pain and you couldn't exercise or find decent fitting clothes?

32G is an extreme size and the article was one person's experiences with this breast size in a society were men fetishize women's breasts.  If you don't want to read about other people's experiences then don't click the link.
 
2014-02-26 03:51:55 PM  

gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.


I'll second this, and I've had C+ cups since I was 12. Beyond the adjustment period (say the first six months to a year after they appear), if a woman is having trouble getting people to take her seriously, there's more to it than just the boobs, and blaming them or people's reaction to them is just a cop-out.
 
2014-02-26 03:52:40 PM  

Billy Liar: The water was cold: Serious lack of boobage in this thread -- I'll check back later.

There's three of 'em for ya
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Starr_06022 8- 6399_Chenopodium_oahuense.jpg/220px-Starr_060228-6399_Chenopodium_oahu ense.jpg


Your link confuses me, cause Chenopodium is a plant genus.
 
2014-02-26 03:53:12 PM  
Relevant.  People will complain about absolutely anything.
 
2014-02-26 03:53:18 PM  

Dahnkster: ChipNASA   Great minds think about titties!


Was hoping for awesome boobage page. We get bupkis.


Here ya go.

I was exhausted after that.
 
2014-02-26 03:53:19 PM  
Well I see there's no reason to lurk in this thread. Thanks Obama.
 
2014-02-26 03:54:24 PM  

lordjupiter: Pfft.  Fark used to have boobies links right on the goddamn main page.  farking puritan shiatstainery.


They still exist on a secret Foobies tab.
 
2014-02-26 03:54:29 PM  
I like to walk around in public with my huge nuts hanging out.  So far so good.
 
2014-02-26 03:55:41 PM  

cgraves67: lordjupiter: Pfft.  Fark used to have boobies links right on the goddamn main page.  farking puritan shiatstainery.

They still exist on a secret Foobies tab.


Yeah I know but those are typically paid links (ahahaha) and it used to be part of the culture.  Whatever.  Time marches on.  And so do I.  With my nuts swinging in the breeze.
 
2014-02-26 03:55:52 PM  
Waaaah waaaah waaaah. We females with small boobs have problems too.
 
2014-02-26 03:56:30 PM  

Graffito: gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.

What if your gynormous balls were the object of constant jokes and ridicule?  What if people stared at your balls and talked to them and not you?  What if they assumed you were stupid because of them?  What if they caused you back pain and you couldn't exercise or find decent fitting clothes?

32G is an extreme size and the article was one person's experiences with this breast size in a society were men fetishize women's breasts.  If you don't want to read about other people's experiences then don't click the link.


:/

 
2014-02-26 03:56:53 PM  
This thread sucks.  Seat belt thread from yesterday was MUCH better.
 
2014-02-26 03:57:19 PM  
You don't assume power...you take it!

And you can take it two ways: directly or indirectly.

Directly would be using your gigantic mammary glands as a way to feel more self assured and just being a confident, well adjusted and happy individual who is able to lead others by example.

Indirectly:  Hillary Clinton with huge tits/Machiavellian
 
2014-02-26 03:58:04 PM  
No images?

THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON.
 
2014-02-26 03:58:08 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm gonna go out on this shaky limb and simply make this one a bookmark now.  I'll be back later to collect......go.


You may be disappointed.
 
2014-02-26 03:58:25 PM  

bikerbob59: This thread sucks.  Seat belt thread from yesterday was MUCH better.


You're welcome!
 
2014-02-26 03:58:32 PM  
That poor woman.
 
2014-02-26 03:58:46 PM  

gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.


its hard to notice things so tiny
 
2014-02-26 03:59:02 PM  

ChipNASA: Dahnkster: ChipNASA   Great minds think about titties!


Was hoping for awesome boobage page. We get bupkis.

(•_ㅅ_•)

(。 ㅅ 。)

( . Y . )


SighTheshiatIPutUpWith.jpg
 
2014-02-26 04:00:19 PM  
The author of that "article" has made the impossible happen.
She actually made boobs boring.
 
2014-02-26 04:00:32 PM  
I can't read all that shiat. I don't care about your boobs or how they affect you. I just care about looking at them. On that note, fark you, FARK.com. fark you very much.
 
2014-02-26 04:02:15 PM  
A boob thread without boobs. Wtf fark?
 
2014-02-26 04:02:36 PM  
Why are there more words than pictures in this thread?
 
2014-02-26 04:02:41 PM  

Billy Liar: The water was cold: Serious lack of boobage in this thread -- I'll check back later.

There's three of 'em for ya
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Starr_06022 8- 6399_Chenopodium_oahuense.jpg/220px-Starr_060228-6399_Chenopodium_oahu ense.jpg


Thanks!


/ I'll be in my bunk.
 
2014-02-26 04:03:24 PM  
I seen a woman crush a beer can with her boobs, that's power
 
2014-02-26 04:03:47 PM  
My roomate uses hers to her advantage. It's funny watching suckers do stuff for her and it helps at her job she gets lots of tips.
 
2014-02-26 04:04:37 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm gonna go out on this shaky limb and simply make this one a bookmark now.  I'll be back later to collect......go.


This will be fun to read when I get home.
 
2014-02-26 04:06:25 PM  
worst thread ever
 
2014-02-26 04:07:26 PM  
Images are disabled in this thread? Oh for God's sake.
 
2014-02-26 04:08:08 PM  
Either this is the worst form of attention whoring, or (considerably less likely) it's just proof that women will find reasons to be dissatisfied with their bodies no matter what.
 
2014-02-26 04:08:36 PM  

meat0918: Billy Liar: The water was cold: Serious lack of boobage in this thread -- I'll check back later.

There's three of 'em for ya
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Starr_06022 8- 6399_Chenopodium_oahuense.jpg/220px-Starr_060228-6399_Chenopodium_oahu ense.jpg

Your link confuses me, cause Chenopodium is a plant genus.


Whoever took that picture of the Chenopodium got booby-bombed.
 
2014-02-26 04:09:39 PM  
of all women I figure maybe 15-20% have big natural boobs of D cup and larger. (and I'm not including the piles of jaba but girls with actual defineable figure shapes.) Of that group maybe .3% like/love them but they are in porn. The other.7% don't mind them and are not in porn. The other 99% hate them and are always complaining about back pain, no clothes that fit or how they are always in the way. Doesn't give us much of chance.
 
2014-02-26 04:09:47 PM  

Fafai: I can't read all that shiat. I don't care about your boobs or how they affect you. I just care about looking at them. On that note, fark you, FARK.com. fark you very much.


I think that was the point of the article.  If have the population only sees you as a pair of boobs then having supersize  ones can be a liability if you want to have a life with dignity.
 
2014-02-26 04:09:59 PM  
Whenever a site like Salon (or Jezebel or xoJane or) publishes a story like this, it usually means their pageview numbers have been sagging and so they're trying to give them a lift.
 
2014-02-26 04:10:00 PM  

genner: Using your boobs to gain power makes you a slut and not realizing that makes you dumb.


No, it makes you a whore. A slut does it for fun.
 
2014-02-26 04:11:21 PM  
Love how so many people came in here to helpfully illustrate what the author is talking about.  Keep up the good work folks!
 
2014-02-26 04:11:52 PM  
That's a small girl for 32G's

http://postimg.org/image/f1yyu8a59/

CHLOE PANTAZI
 
2014-02-26 04:12:55 PM  
Lame thread is lame.
 
2014-02-26 04:13:55 PM  
DRTFA, but as the husband of a woman with huge breasts (38K, or something far along in the alphabet, anyways), the benefits don't always outweigh (giggity) the costs.

Being taken seriously can be a real problem. For those who choose to exploit these attributes, good for them; but those who don't face some serious challenges just being taken seriously.

It's a gift and a curse. I think my wife would mostly say: "curse".
 
2014-02-26 04:14:00 PM  

apoptotic: gaspode: ...

... I'll second this, and I've had C+ cups since I was 12. ...


I'm not sure that I believe you - prove it!
 
2014-02-26 04:14:25 PM  

Langdon Alger: of all women I figure maybe 15-20% have big natural boobs of D cup and larger. (and I'm not including the piles of jaba but girls with actual defineable figure shapes.) Of that group maybe .3% like/love them but they are in porn. The other.7% don't mind them and are not in porn. The other 99% hate them and are always complaining about back pain, no clothes that fit or how they are always in the way. Doesn't give us much of chance.


Maybe you should get out and meet more women. I've known several deep-chested women, and their opinions on the matter were between apathy and exhibitionism.

The back pain is because of flabby abs. Do sit-ups so your back doesn't have to do all of the work.
 
2014-02-26 04:15:31 PM  
Here guys:

5318008
 
2014-02-26 04:16:52 PM  

StarGazer368: Waaaah waaaah waaaah. We females with small boobs have problems too.


Different problems, similar source.
 
2014-02-26 04:17:56 PM  
You know what? It DOES suck having men pay more attention to your boobs than to what you're saying. But speaking as a moderately attractive female with an impressively-sized rack, I've never had a problem making sure I'm taken seriously. How you dress, how you present yourself, how you speak, and how you treat others will have more of an impact than your cleavage ever will.
 
2014-02-26 04:18:05 PM  
wait - not a boobies tag, but images disabled? this isn't russia, danny!
 
2014-02-26 04:23:28 PM  

The water was cold: apoptotic: gaspode: ...

... I'll second this, and I've had C+ cups since I was 12. ...

I'm not sure that I believe you - prove it!


You want a picture of me when I was 12? How about you have a seat over there...
 
2014-02-26 04:24:29 PM  

boyvoyeur: That's a small girl for 32G's


It's almost like it's common for a small-framed woman to have a 32-inch chest measurement.
 
2014-02-26 04:24:34 PM  

Trillian Astra: You know what? It DOES suck having men pay more attention to your boobs than to what you're saying. But speaking as a moderately attractive female with an impressively-sized rack, I've never had a problem making sure I'm taken seriously. How you dress, how you present yourself, how you speak, and how you treat others will have more of an impact than your cleavage ever will.


It does depend on: "how impressively sized?" and also the culture. If that culture happens to be obsessed with big tits, then things can be a lot harder.
 
2014-02-26 04:24:54 PM  
When did Fark.com become Saudi Arabia? Seriously, an imageless boob thread is like NA beer.
 
2014-02-26 04:26:22 PM  

Graffito: Fafai: I can't read all that shiat. I don't care about your boobs or how they affect you. I just care about looking at them. On that note, fark you, FARK.com. fark you very much.

I think that was the point of the article.  If have the population only sees you as a pair of boobs then having supersize  ones can be a liability if you want to have a life with dignity.


A-bloo-bloo-bloo.
 
2014-02-26 04:27:17 PM  
The author is not a bad look'n dame:

Chloe Pantazi
 
2014-02-26 04:27:29 PM  
FTA: "that exquisite tension between wanting to show off our new breasts and not wanting anyone creepy to notice them."

Sorry, but no. You're not entitled to a double standard, no matter how much wish to be. If you want to show off parts of your body on purpose, than be prepared for the public at large to look. Don't like it, don't commit those actions. Clothing style is a choice. What you choose to show off is a choice. No, I'm not advocating burkas. I am advocating that everyone accept their own choices have consequences. I remember long ago in a class somehow the topic centered on extreme clothing choices. Someone was saying that they don't like being looked at like they're going to steal stuff at stores, all while wearing ghetto clothes, sagging pants, immaculate Air Force Ones, and a flat snapback hat with the tag hanging off it. And before you jump on that, he was white. Someone else said something I still remember "When you go out of your way to look differently from the rest of society, don't be mad when people treat you differently from the rest of society"

Well that holds true here. If you choose to "show off you new breasts" you're inviting people to look. Everyone. That's what showing something off is; getting people to look at that thing on purpose. If it's your tits, than so be it. But don't be shocked, mad or offended when people actually do exactly what you wanted them to.

Creepy is when a guy you're not attracted to does the exact same things that you like when it's a guy you think is hot.
 
2014-02-26 04:27:53 PM  
I came into this thread happy and giddy. I leave it with my head down and my hopes torn asunder.

/BIE?
//EIP!!
 
2014-02-26 04:27:56 PM  
If this thread had a theme song, it would be the sound of a dying motorboat.
 
2014-02-26 04:28:07 PM  
Worst boobies thread evar.
 
2014-02-26 04:28:48 PM  
This somewhat reminds me of the article that was put up a while ago where a woman complained about being too good looking for various reasons.
 
2014-02-26 04:29:16 PM  
I will help you hold this burden.
 
2014-02-26 04:29:37 PM  

MrBallou: busty girl faces.


busty girls have faces?  I honestly never noticed.
 
2014-02-26 04:29:47 PM  

taurusowner: Creepy is when a guy you're not attracted to does the exact same things that you like when it's a guy you think is hot.


That about covers it.
 
2014-02-26 04:32:24 PM  

LoneWolf343: Langdon Alger: of all women I figure maybe 15-20% have big natural boobs of D cup and larger. (and I'm not including the piles of jaba but girls with actual defineable figure shapes.) Of that group maybe .3% like/love them but they are in porn. The other.7% don't mind them and are not in porn. The other 99% hate them and are always complaining about back pain, no clothes that fit or how they are always in the way. Doesn't give us much of chance.

Maybe you should get out and meet more women. I've known several deep-chested women, and their opinions on the matter were between apathy and exhibitionism.

The back pain is because of flabby abs. Do sit-ups so your back doesn't have to do all of the work.


The  majority of the ones I knew and dated (and it was a decent amount as I am a boob man) who had larger than a D cup complained. There were a few that were sort of "meh" aout them. I only met ONE (G Cup) who loved hers and never complained and would let you motor boat, T  F*ck or just squeeze on them as much as you wanted and she wasn't afraid to show them off in low cut tops bikini's etc..Too bad she was a cutter. My whole point (and the percentages I used were arbitrary) on a whole it seems you'll find a majority of them whine about there assests like the author of the "article", some don't care, and even fewer that fully embrace their assests.
 
2014-02-26 04:33:35 PM  

Carn: I will help you hold this burden.


Your so supportive.
 
2014-02-26 04:37:41 PM  

Epic Fap Session: When did Fark.com become Saudi Arabia? Seriously, an imageless boob thread is like NA beer.


Your handle really works on multiple levels, here.
 
2014-02-26 04:40:14 PM  
Why are images disabled?

/FU MODS
 
2014-02-26 04:40:15 PM  

Trillian Astra: You know what? It DOES suck having men pay more attention to your boobs than to what you're saying. But speaking as a moderately attractive female with an impressively-sized rack, I've never had a problem making sure I'm taken seriously. How you dress, how you present yourself, how you speak, and how you treat others will have more of an impact than your cleavage ever will.


Indeed, and if you read the article she does discuss that.

However, that does not change the fact that women with large breasts have to work harder to not be mistaken for a pair of breasts with legs, or her experience and the associated problems that come with having large breasts.  What I find odd is how many people here are criticizing her for wanting to write about it.
 
2014-02-26 04:40:44 PM  
If you have huge boobs, and are smart and funny, stand still and watch the world revolve around you!  Like most of these "My awesome ____ is actually a drawback" stories,  this one is major-league attention/click-whoring.
 
2014-02-26 04:41:06 PM  

Langdon Alger: LoneWolf343: Langdon Alger: of all women I figure maybe 15-20% have big natural boobs of D cup and larger. (and I'm not including the piles of jaba but girls with actual defineable figure shapes.) Of that group maybe .3% like/love them but they are in porn. The other.7% don't mind them and are not in porn. The other 99% hate them and are always complaining about back pain, no clothes that fit or how they are always in the way. Doesn't give us much of chance.

Maybe you should get out and meet more women. I've known several deep-chested women, and their opinions on the matter were between apathy and exhibitionism.

The back pain is because of flabby abs. Do sit-ups so your back doesn't have to do all of the work.

The  majority of the ones I knew and dated (and it was a decent amount as I am a boob man) who had larger than a D cup complained. There were a few that were sort of "meh" aout them. I only met ONE (G Cup) who loved hers and never complained and would let you motor boat, T  F*ck or just squeeze on them as much as you wanted and she wasn't afraid to show them off in low cut tops bikini's etc..Too bad she was a cutter. My whole point (and the percentages I used were arbitrary) on a whole it seems you'll find a majority of them whine about there assests like the author of the "article", some don't care, and even fewer that fully embrace their assests.


What's a "cutter"?
 
2014-02-26 04:43:53 PM  

ColonelCathcart: Why are images disabled?

/FU MODS


I imagine it's a test designed to determine just how many posts in a boobies-related thread actually have some kind of semantic content as opposed to just... tits.
 
2014-02-26 04:44:26 PM  
( o )( o )
 
2014-02-26 04:44:29 PM  
Anybody see Kat Dennings on Letterman last night? DAMN.

Link.

Those pics don't really do justice.
 
2014-02-26 04:44:49 PM  

aagrajag: Langdon Alger: LoneWolf343: Langdon Alger: of all women I figure maybe 15-20% have big natural boobs of D cup and larger. (and I'm not including the piles of jaba but girls with actual defineable figure shapes.) Of that group maybe .3% like/love them but they are in porn. The other.7% don't mind them and are not in porn. The other 99% hate them and are always complaining about back pain, no clothes that fit or how they are always in the way. Doesn't give us much of chance.

Maybe you should get out and meet more women. I've known several deep-chested women, and their opinions on the matter were between apathy and exhibitionism.

The back pain is because of flabby abs. Do sit-ups so your back doesn't have to do all of the work.

The  majority of the ones I knew and dated (and it was a decent amount as I am a boob man) who had larger than a D cup complained. There were a few that were sort of "meh" aout them. I only met ONE (G Cup) who loved hers and never complained and would let you motor boat, T  F*ck or just squeeze on them as much as you wanted and she wasn't afraid to show them off in low cut tops bikini's etc..Too bad she was a cutter. My whole point (and the percentages I used were arbitrary) on a whole it seems you'll find a majority of them whine about there assests like the author of the "article", some don't care, and even fewer that fully embrace their assests.

What's a "cutter"?


Someone who cuts themselves, sometimes out of depression, possibly due to having big boobs and the only way they can get validation is to let guys grab on them and motor boat and T F*ck or show off the cleavage in order to gain acceptance. In other words: A-bloo-bloo-bloo.
 
2014-02-26 04:44:54 PM  
CSB: In high school, there were the usual types of girls- fun athletic ones with no chests, and the slutty ones with some chest, and me( & my friends)- who were apparently too goody goody to be invited to do anything fun, with large breasts.

One time, the fun athletic girls with no chests decided it would be funny to moon a rival high school at a track meet, and did so. They got caught, and were given detention and not allowed to compete for several games, etc.

Two of them were outraged, and made a comic for the school newspaper about how it's unfair that the slutty girls could expose most of their cleavage without being in trouble, whereas the mooning gets them all sorts of trouble.

As a large breasted girl, who tried to minimize cleavage exposure, and didn't always succeed, it pissed me off because the comic essentially made the two flesh cracks equal, and I told them I found it offensive.
They just laughed at me, and said it wasn't pointed at me, and published it anyway. For the next few weeks, everyone would laugh and tell me to stop mooning them if they caught less than an inch of cleavage.

End CSB

People in this thread saying big breasts have it easy, can fark off.
 
2014-02-26 04:45:42 PM  

wingedkat: However, that does not change the fact that women with large breasts have to work harder to not be mistaken for a pair of breasts with legs, or her experience and the associated problems that come with having large breasts.  What I find odd is how many people here are criticizing her for wanting to write about it.


I'm criticizing her for wanting to be seen as a pair of breasts with legs in some situations by some people, but not others. She can't have it both ways.
 
2014-02-26 04:46:01 PM  
So does being flat-chested make me powerful, smart and virtuous?

/how about no
 
2014-02-26 04:48:11 PM  

Fafai: aagrajag: Langdon Alger: LoneWolf343: Langdon Alger: of all women I figure maybe 15-20% have big natural boobs of D cup and larger. (and I'm not including the piles of jaba but girls with actual defineable figure shapes.) Of that group maybe .3% like/love them but they are in porn. The other.7% don't mind them and are not in porn. The other 99% hate them and are always complaining about back pain, no clothes that fit or how they are always in the way. Doesn't give us much of chance.

Maybe you should get out and meet more women. I've known several deep-chested women, and their opinions on the matter were between apathy and exhibitionism.

The back pain is because of flabby abs. Do sit-ups so your back doesn't have to do all of the work.

The  majority of the ones I knew and dated (and it was a decent amount as I am a boob man) who had larger than a D cup complained. There were a few that were sort of "meh" aout them. I only met ONE (G Cup) who loved hers and never complained and would let you motor boat, T  F*ck or just squeeze on them as much as you wanted and she wasn't afraid to show them off in low cut tops bikini's etc..Too bad she was a cutter. My whole point (and the percentages I used were arbitrary) on a whole it seems you'll find a majority of them whine about there assests like the author of the "article", some don't care, and even fewer that fully embrace their assests.

What's a "cutter"?

Someone who cuts themselves, sometimes out of depression, possibly due to having big boobs and the only way they can get validation is to let guys grab on them and motor boat and T F*ck or show off the cleavage in order to gain acceptance. In other words: A-bloo-bloo-bloo.


Oh. I know that sort; I just thought that it meant something else in this context.
 
2014-02-26 04:48:53 PM  

wingedkat: Trillian Astra: You know what? It DOES suck having men pay more attention to your boobs than to what you're saying. But speaking as a moderately attractive female with an impressively-sized rack, I've never had a problem making sure I'm taken seriously. How you dress, how you present yourself, how you speak, and how you treat others will have more of an impact than your cleavage ever will.

Indeed, and if you read the article she does discuss that.

However, that does not change the fact that women with large breasts have to work harder to not be mistaken for a pair of breasts with legs, or her experience and the associated problems that come with having large breasts.  What I find odd is how many people here are criticizing her for wanting to write about it.


You find that odd? Here? The place where pretty much any headline about an actress devolves in to how much people want to "do her"? The thread where people are biatching that they can't post images of women with big tits?  I'd be shocked if people weren't criticizing her.
 
2014-02-26 04:49:00 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Carn: I will help you hold this burden.

Your so supportive.


What can I say, I'm a boobatarian.
 
2014-02-26 04:49:26 PM  

wingedkat: Trillian Astra: You know what? It DOES suck having men pay more attention to your boobs than to what you're saying. But speaking as a moderately attractive female with an impressively-sized rack, I've never had a problem making sure I'm taken seriously. How you dress, how you present yourself, how you speak, and how you treat others will have more of an impact than your cleavage ever will.

Indeed, and if you read the article she does discuss that.

However, that does not change the fact that women with large breasts have to work harder to not be mistaken for a pair of breasts with legs, or her experience and the associated problems that come with having large breasts.  What I find odd is how many people here are criticizing her for wanting to write about it.


Yep, and fat people have to work harder to get people to see past the fat.
And short guys have to work harder to not be accused of having a Napoleon complex.
And ugly people have to work harder to get people to look past their ugliness.

I'm old, I'm fat, I don't have a degree.  I have a Hispanic surname, but don't speak fluent Spanish (and work 2-3 months of the year in Mexico). I have to work hard to be taken seriously for just about everything.

Cry me a river because guys want to look at one of your physical assets.
 
2014-02-26 04:49:27 PM  

oouter: Worst boobies thread evar.


This!
 
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2014-02-26 04:51:00 PM  
If you're displaying cleavage, guys are going to look. Some guys will probably be jerks about it. Feel free to slap them, they deserve it. But OTOH, most guys don't walk around with shirts as low cut as women's shirts that show cleavage. So maybe consider not displaying your cleavage if it bugs you so damn much.

Actually, I take that last part back. Please, please, PLEASE continue showing off your cleavage. Every straight man alive appreciates it.
 
2014-02-26 04:51:00 PM  

miss diminutive: So does being flat-chested make me powerful, smart and virtuous?

/how about no


If you expose yourself to cosmic radiation then perhaps you can at least become powerful.
 
2014-02-26 04:51:01 PM  
Sorry, ladies, but when I meet you the first time, I'm not going to know your likes and dislikes, what movies and TV shows you watched recently, what your career plans are, and probably not even your name until after you tell me what it is. In short, I'm going to objectify the shiat out of you, and if this is a problem, then I really don't want to know anything more about you than absolutely necessary.

/not a mind reader
//refuse to even try
///not even for the hottest pair of tits on the planet
 
2014-02-26 04:52:38 PM  
> it is my birthday

> sees boobie thread

> happy times!

> "images disabled"

> sad times.

/oh scotchy scotch scotch...
 
2014-02-26 04:52:40 PM  

FlashHarry: wait - not a boobies tag, but images disabled? this isn't russia, danny!


It started out with a Boobies tag., hence the early comments.
 
2014-02-26 04:53:27 PM  

miss diminutive: So does being flat-chested make me powerful, smart and virtuous?

/how about no


Virtuous is boring. You can skip that one
 
2014-02-26 04:53:30 PM  

wingedkat: However, that does not change the fact that women with large breasts have to work harder to not be mistaken for a pair of breasts with legs, or her experience and the associated problems that come with having large breasts.  What I find odd is how many people here are criticizing her for wanting to write about it.


That's because she, and others like her, ignore *degree*.  

She exaggerates *how much* harder she has to work to not be mistaken for a pair of breasts with legs.  

She, and others like her, subtly suggest that it is "much" more difficult.  Perhaps nigh on impossible. 

Everyone else believes that not only is it, at best, *marginally* more difficult, but in fact that the benefits outweigh the negatives.
 
2014-02-26 04:53:31 PM  
"At age 11"

I came.jpg
 
2014-02-26 04:54:54 PM  
Came for the boobs...
This is sad
Sad
Sad.
 
2014-02-26 04:55:11 PM  

ChipNASA: WHAR PHOTO POSTING BUTTON?!?!? WHAR!!!!????


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2014-02-26 04:55:54 PM  

Tatterdemalian: Sorry, ladies, but when I meet you the first time, I'm not going to know your likes and dislikes, what movies and TV shows you watched recently, what your career plans are, and probably not even your name until after you tell me what it is. In short, I'm going to objectify the shiat out of you, and if this is a problem, then I really don't want to know anything more about you than absolutely necessary.

/not a mind reader
//refuse to even try
///not even for the hottest pair of tits on the planet


This. Nearly all first impressions are going to be based on physical appearance(assuming you didn't converse first over some electronic means). The entire fashion industry (which is mostly by and for females) revolves around making deliberate choices to maximize your desired effect on people who look at you. The author of TFA realizes this when she said she wanted to show off her breasts. She made the conscious and deliberate effort to wear clothing for the intended purpose of having others look at her breasts. She lost any right to complain about those looks right there.
 
2014-02-26 04:56:05 PM  

blatz514: Dahnkster: ChipNASA   Great minds think about titties!


Was hoping for awesome boobage page. We get bupkis.

Here ya go.

I was exhausted after that.


WOW! Thank you! That is impressive,
 
2014-02-26 04:56:22 PM  
Gotta appreciate that the choice of no images made fark discus the article, and the lack of images
 
2014-02-26 04:57:10 PM  

miss diminutive: So does being flat-chested make me powerful, smart and virtuous?

/how about no


Sorry, miss d; it just means the thing about you that people will pay attention to (first) is what you say, or your face, or your eyes- you know, better indicators of what makes you unique.

You're more likely to be taken seriously, and more likely to be talked to, rather than talked at.
It's up to you to fill in the rest, or make it interesting enough for people to pay attention to.

That does seem to be the only good thing: Boobs give you the power to be the most boring person on the planet, and still interesting enough to be given attention. Or at least superficial attention.
 
2014-02-26 04:57:27 PM  

taurusowner: FTA: "that exquisite tension between wanting to show off our new breasts and not wanting anyone creepy to notice them."

Sorry, but no. You're not entitled to a double standard, no matter how much wish to be. If you want to show off parts of your body on purpose, than be prepared for the public at large to look. Don't like it, don't commit those actions. Clothing style is a choice. What you choose to show off is a choice. No, I'm not advocating burkas. I am advocating that everyone accept their own choices have consequences. I remember long ago in a class somehow the topic centered on extreme clothing choices. Someone was saying that they don't like being looked at like they're going to steal stuff at stores, all while wearing ghetto clothes, sagging pants, immaculate Air Force Ones, and a flat snapback hat with the tag hanging off it. And before you jump on that, he was white. Someone else said something I still remember "When you go out of your way to look differently from the rest of society, don't be mad when people treat you differently from the rest of society"

Well that holds true here. If you choose to "show off you new breasts" you're inviting people to look. Everyone. That's what showing something off is; getting people to look at that thing on purpose. If it's your tits, than so be it. But don't be shocked, mad or offended when people actually do exactly what you wanted them to.

Creepy is when a guy you're not attracted to does the exact same things that you like when it's a guy you think is hot.


To be fair, she was talking about being 15.  This is a pretty common experience to girls who are 15 and just starting to be noticed, and yeah they're going to be shocked and offended when the wrong guy looks because they're teenagers and still figuring this stuff out. 

Seriously, teenagers (male and female alike) are given so many mixed messages it's hardly a surprise when they return the favor to those around them.
 
2014-02-26 04:58:15 PM  
I don't see how taking an extra layer of clothing to cover up her cleavage in situations where she doesn't want it seen wouldn't solve her issues. It's possible to do both, you just have to be prepared for mid-day switch ups.
 
2014-02-26 05:01:12 PM  

cgraves67: I don't see how taking an extra layer of clothing to cover up her cleavage in situations where she doesn't want it seen wouldn't solve her issues. It's possible to do both, you just have to be prepared for mid-day switch ups.


That would imply she take some personal responsibility for herself. Something about this article tells me she's not accustomed to that sort of thing.
 
2014-02-26 05:02:32 PM  
 
2014-02-26 05:02:38 PM  

lockers: Gotta appreciate that the choice of no images made fark discus the article, and the lack of images


I came for boobs, not social experiments.
 
2014-02-26 05:02:54 PM  

MrSteve007: The author is not a bad look'n dame:

Chloe Pantazi


Hey!  Watch your mouth!  Chicks don't like being called dames!
 
2014-02-26 05:02:56 PM  
I feel this woman's dilemma - she worries about that juxtaposition of having that powerful allure and sex appeal, and that going off the slope means objectification and dehumanization (and gawked/pawed at endlessly).

On the one hand, I appreciate that a woman wants to feel attractive and empowered with her body, but doesn't want to be vilified or objectified for it. On the other hand, I just want to endlessly motorboat them.
 
2014-02-26 05:03:13 PM  
Well, now that Salon has informed me of the evils of breasts, I guess I'm going to have to stop looking at them.
 
2014-02-26 05:05:31 PM  
Came here for what photos of cleavage might look like.   Leaving sad.
 
2014-02-26 05:07:06 PM  

taurusowner: wingedkat: However, that does not change the fact that women with large breasts have to work harder to not be mistaken for a pair of breasts with legs, or her experience and the associated problems that come with having large breasts.  What I find odd is how many people here are criticizing her for wanting to write about it.

I'm criticizing her for wanting to be seen as a pair of breasts with legs in some situations by some people, but not others. She can't have it both ways.


A valid criticism, except that is not actually what the article is talking about.
 
2014-02-26 05:08:36 PM  

Hebalo: wingedkat: Trillian Astra: You know what? It DOES suck having men pay more attention to your boobs than to what you're saying. But speaking as a moderately attractive female with an impressively-sized rack, I've never had a problem making sure I'm taken seriously. How you dress, how you present yourself, how you speak, and how you treat others will have more of an impact than your cleavage ever will.

Indeed, and if you read the article she does discuss that.

However, that does not change the fact that women with large breasts have to work harder to not be mistaken for a pair of breasts with legs, or her experience and the associated problems that come with having large breasts.  What I find odd is how many people here are criticizing her for wanting to write about it.

You find that odd? Here? The place where pretty much any headline about an actress devolves in to how much people want to "do her"? The thread where people are biatching that they can't post images of women with big tits?  I'd be shocked if people weren't criticizing her.


... ok good point.  "Odd" was the wrong word.
 
2014-02-26 05:10:08 PM  

joeshill: wingedkat: Trillian Astra: You know what? It DOES suck having men pay more attention to your boobs than to what you're saying. But speaking as a moderately attractive female with an impressively-sized rack, I've never had a problem making sure I'm taken seriously. How you dress, how you present yourself, how you speak, and how you treat others will have more of an impact than your cleavage ever will.

Indeed, and if you read the article she does discuss that.

However, that does not change the fact that women with large breasts have to work harder to not be mistaken for a pair of breasts with legs, or her experience and the associated problems that come with having large breasts.  What I find odd is how many people here are criticizing her for wanting to write about it.

Yep, and fat people have to work harder to get people to see past the fat.
And short guys have to work harder to not be accused of having a Napoleon complex.
And ugly people have to work harder to get people to look past their ugliness.

I'm old, I'm fat, I don't have a degree.  I have a Hispanic surname, but don't speak fluent Spanish (and work 2-3 months of the year in Mexico). I have to work hard to be taken seriously for just about everything.

Cry me a river because guys want to look at one of your physical assets.


So, because everyone has problems hers aren't valid and she shouldn't talk about them?
 
2014-02-26 05:12:06 PM  

Mad Scientist: I'm still worn out from the girls/car seatbelts thread yesterday...


That reminds me, I should to go back and look at that when I get home from work.
 
2014-02-26 05:13:58 PM  

taurusowner: Tatterdemalian: Sorry, ladies, but when I meet you the first time, I'm not going to know your likes and dislikes, what movies and TV shows you watched recently, what your career plans are, and probably not even your name until after you tell me what it is. In short, I'm going to objectify the shiat out of you, and if this is a problem, then I really don't want to know anything more about you than absolutely necessary.

/not a mind reader
//refuse to even try
///not even for the hottest pair of tits on the planet

This. Nearly all first impressions are going to be based on physical appearance(assuming you didn't converse first over some electronic means). The entire fashion industry (which is mostly by and for females) revolves around making deliberate choices to maximize your desired effect on people who look at you. The author of TFA realizes this when she said she wanted to show off her breasts. She made the conscious and deliberate effort to wear clothing for the intended purpose of having others look at her breasts. She lost any right to complain about those looks right there.


So... you are saying people should be punished for the rest of their lives because of how they felt and behaved when they were preteens.  Interesting.
 
2014-02-26 05:14:26 PM  
I thought that with cleavage came power.

Thoughts come from not knowing.

With cleavage comes uncomfortable sticky boobs due to boob sweat (in between and underneath, which during the summer results in a soggy bra unless one uses bra liners to soak up the wetness), bras that ride up the back, shoulder marks caused by tight bra straps, not being able to wear button-front shirts (unless the plackets are stitched down) because they gap, boobs that sag halfway down to one's waist by middle age, stretch marks on sagging boobs after age 50, and constantly being approached by horny men even when one is dressed in frumpy clothes and isn't wearing makeup.
 
2014-02-26 05:16:06 PM  

wingedkat: So, because everyone has problems hers aren't valid and she shouldn't talk about them seek sympathy for them?


Joeshill seemed to be more coming out against seeking sympathy rather than speech based on the "cry me a river" part of his post.
 
2014-02-26 05:17:54 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: FlashHarry: wait - not a boobies tag, but images disabled? this isn't russia, danny!

It started out with a Boobies tag., hence the early comments.


Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few posting rules, or took a few liberties with our farkettes - we did. But you can't hold a whole social media site responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole internet? And if the whole internet is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our economic institutions and standards of morality in general? I put it to you,  InterruptingQuirk - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Farkers!
 
2014-02-26 05:17:55 PM  

joeshill: I'm old, I'm fat, I don't have a degree.  I have a Hispanic surname, but don't speak fluent Spanish (and work 2-3 months of the year in Mexico). I have to work hard to be taken seriously for just about everything.

Cry me a river because guys want to look at one of your physical assets.


It's even worse when you're old, fat, have a degree and a Spanish surname, don't speak Spanish, and have big saggy boobs. :(
 
2014-02-26 05:17:59 PM  

ToastmasterGeneral: ChipNASA: WHAR PHOTO POSTING BUTTON?!?!? WHAR!!!!????

Time for Plan B:

               ,;;;;,
              ;''';;;,
             ; ')' ;;;.
             ;; _  ;;;;
             ;;\__/;;;;
            .--'  '--;;
   `)-     /          `\
   / `\   / ('_/ ('_/\  \
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   '--.____/  ) '  (  / /
             / /|\  ` \/ (
            | (/|\)  |  \\\
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            \  \\  \
             \  |\  \
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            ooO` Ooo`


She has a massive vagina.
 
2014-02-26 05:22:42 PM  

Jument: If you're displaying cleavage, guys are going to look. Some guys will probably be jerks about it. Feel free to slap them, they deserve it. But OTOH, most guys don't walk around with shirts as low cut as women's shirts that show cleavage. So maybe consider not displaying your cleavage if it bugs you so damn much.

Actually, I take that last part back. Please, please, PLEASE continue showing off your cleavage. Every straight man alive appreciates it.


It's not just cleavage though. It can be anything short of an oversized parka, and they (the breasts, not the girls themselves) will still get attention, frequently unwanted. That said, a 32G isn't so obscenely large that she can't disguise it a little, and her overall tone in the article was a little whiny. I also find it a bit hypocritical that she complained about getting attention on the basis of her boobs in an article she published in a public forum, presumably seeking to gain attention, on the basis of her boobs.
 
Al!
2014-02-26 05:24:24 PM  
Images disabled?  Not in my email!  EIP for BIE, please
 
2014-02-26 05:25:44 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: lockers: Gotta appreciate that the choice of no images made fark discus the article, and the lack of images

I came for boobs, not social experiments.


AAAAnnndddd we're done here, folks.  Goodnight!
 
2014-02-26 05:25:51 PM  
Images disabled?

What madness is this?
 
2014-02-26 05:28:55 PM  

Carn: Evil Mackerel: Carn: I will help you hold this burden.

Your so supportive.

What can I say, I'm a boobatarian.


Now that's a cause I can get behind.

/or should I be in frontof it?
//there's never any love for the red footed boobie
 
2014-02-26 05:30:03 PM  

WorLord: wingedkat: However, that does not change the fact that women with large breasts have to work harder to not be mistaken for a pair of breasts with legs, or her experience and the associated problems that come with having large breasts.  What I find odd is how many people here are criticizing her for wanting to write about it.

That's because she, and others like her, ignore *degree*.
She exaggerates *how much* harder she has to work to not be mistaken for a pair of breasts with legs.
She, and others like her, subtly suggest that it is "much" more difficult.  Perhaps nigh on impossible.
Everyone else believes that not only is it, at best, *marginally* more difficult, but in fact that the benefits outweigh the negatives.


Yes. My first impulse after reading TFA was to post a pic of a tiny violin. That's how I discovered that images were disabled, and pretty much sums up my reaction to her complaints.
 
2014-02-26 05:30:25 PM  

CleanAndPure: ToastmasterGeneral: ChipNASA: WHAR PHOTO POSTING BUTTON?!?!? WHAR!!!!????

Time for Plan B:

               ,;;;;,
              ;''';;;,
             ; ')' ;;;.
             ;; _  ;;;;
             ;;\__/;;;;
            .--'  '--;;
   `)-     /          `\
   / `\   / ('_/ ('_/\  \
  \\\_/__/  /\      / \  \
   '--.____/  ) '  (  / /
             / /|\  ` \/ (
            | (/|\)  |  \\\
            |  \|/   ;
            |   /   /
            |  /|  /
            \  \\  \
             \  |\  \
              \ | \ |
             /  ) /  )
            ooO` Ooo`

She has a massive vagina.


The site I got it from said it was Eve, so I'm thinking leaf.  But, one man's slash is another man's forward slash...
 
2014-02-26 05:30:31 PM  
You're not the first to notice. If you just want to look at pictures of naked breasts I'm sure there are some elsewhere on the internet.
 
2014-02-26 05:30:32 PM  
I'm late to the thread, but I have some pretty awesome boobs. And.. it's pretty easy to figure out how to see them.

Ready.... Go!
 
2014-02-26 05:31:38 PM  

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So you're faster than me, AND better.

Jerk!
 
2014-02-26 05:32:08 PM  

Splish: You're not the first to notice. If you just want to look at pictures of naked breasts I'm sure there are some elsewhere on the internet.


Sorry, that was supposed to be in response to the hundredth person complaining about pics being disabled, but my phone must have hiccupped.
 
2014-02-26 05:33:06 PM  
"I thought that with cleavage came power."

And that's where I stopped reading.
 
2014-02-26 05:36:47 PM  

ToastmasterGeneral: CleanAndPure: ToastmasterGeneral: ChipNASA: WHAR PHOTO POSTING BUTTON?!?!? WHAR!!!!????

Time for Plan B:

               ,;;;;,
              ;''';;;,
             ; ')' ;;;.
             ;; _  ;;;;
             ;;\__/;;;;
            .--'  '--;;
   `)-     /          `\
   / `\   / ('_/ ('_/\  \
  \\\_/__/  /\      / \  \
   '--.____/  ) '  (  / /
             / /|\  ` \/ (
            | (/|\)  |  \\\
            |  \|/   ;
            |   /   /
            |  /|  /
            \  \\  \
             \  |\  \
              \ | \ |
             /  ) /  )
            ooO` Ooo`

She has a massive vagina.

The site I got it from said it was Eve, so I'm thinking leaf.  But, one man's slash is another man's forward slash...


Makes sense... and that must be an apple in her hands then...


... not a giant butt plug.
 
2014-02-26 05:38:15 PM  

cgraves67: I don't see how taking an extra layer of clothing to cover up her cleavage in situations where she doesn't want it seen wouldn't solve her issues. It's possible to do both, you just have to be prepared for mid-day switch ups.


Turns out, unwanted attention because Boobs! happens whether or not they are well-covered.  I don't even have unusually large ones, and frequently find men talking to my labcoat or turtleneck and blazer or sweatshirt.  It happens more with people outside of the professional setting, but does become tiresome.

Now, when I go out dressed to show off, I don't take it at all amiss when people look.  That's the point of dressing to show off.
 
2014-02-26 05:41:47 PM  
To the ladies whose boobs are too big: are you tired of guys asking for BIE just because you've got big boobs? Well, I feel your pain. I just wanted you to know that I'm not like that. I'm only asking for BIE because I want to admire your intelligence, wisdom, strength, independence, and inner beauty.

/EIP
 
2014-02-26 05:44:16 PM  
Ive always found women with big boobs to have great personalities.

Women with small boobs not so much.
 
2014-02-26 05:45:13 PM  

johnny_vegas: InterruptingQuirk: FlashHarry: wait - not a boobies tag, but images disabled? this isn't russia, danny!

It started out with a Boobies tag., hence the early comments.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few posting rules, or took a few liberties with our farkettes - we did. But you can't hold a whole social media site responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole internet? And if the whole internet is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our economic institutions and standards of morality in general? I put it to you,  InterruptingQuirk - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Farkers!


I don't understand it, but I applaud the effort.

<fistraisedinfraternalsolidarity.jpg>
 
2014-02-26 05:48:16 PM  

Lorelle: I thought that with cleavage came power.

Thoughts come from not knowing.

With cleavage comes uncomfortable sticky boobs due to boob sweat (in between and underneath, which during the summer results in a soggy bra unless one uses bra liners to soak up the wetness), bras that ride up the back, shoulder marks caused by tight bra straps, not being able to wear button-front shirts - that don't look like a parachute, or MuMu (unless the plackets are stitched down) because they gap, boobs that sag halfway down to one's waist by middle age Unless you're willing to practically dislocate your shoulders with keeping the straps tight, stretch marks on sagging boobs after age 50, and constantly being approached by horny men even when one is dressed in frumpy clothes and isn't wearing makeup, and bras that don't give you proper support because either you can't find the right size for under 60$, or the right cup size for some reason limits how short you can make the straps to about 2 inches, which aggravates the gravity problem, Sports bras that compress so tight once you take them off your nipples hurt, egregious amounts of side boob due to companies discrepancies between bra sizes, etc.



FTFY
 
2014-02-26 05:50:23 PM  

poison_amy: I'm late to the thread, but I have some pretty awesome boobs. And.. it's pretty easy to figure out how to see them.

Ready.... Go!


I've resisted the temptation to click on your profile.

/I'm not sure why
//actually I probably couldn't fully appreciate what is there on mobile.
///slow afternoon at the upstream so far
 
2014-02-26 05:52:13 PM  
Lorelle-

Tank tops! Augh!
 
2014-02-26 05:53:43 PM  

Langdon Alger: LoneWolf343: Langdon Alger: of all women I figure maybe 15-20% have big natural boobs of D cup and larger. (and I'm not including the piles of jaba but girls with actual defineable figure shapes.) Of that group maybe .3% like/love them but they are in porn. The other.7% don't mind them and are not in porn. The other 99% hate them and are always complaining about back pain, no clothes that fit or how they are always in the way. Doesn't give us much of chance.

Maybe you should get out and meet more women. I've known several deep-chested women, and their opinions on the matter were between apathy and exhibitionism.

The back pain is because of flabby abs. Do sit-ups so your back doesn't have to do all of the work.

The  majority of the ones I knew and dated (and it was a decent amount as I am a boob man) who had larger than a D cup complained. There were a few that were sort of "meh" aout them. I only met ONE (G Cup) who loved hers and never complained and would let you motor boat, T  F*ck or just squeeze on them as much as you wanted and she wasn't afraid to show them off in low cut tops bikini's etc..Too bad she was a cutter. My whole point (and the percentages I used were arbitrary) on a whole it seems you'll find a majority of them whine about there assests like the author of the "article", some don't care, and even fewer that fully embrace their assests.


How much of them seriously wanted to reduce as opposed to who was just whining because they have a sympathetic ear?
 
2014-02-26 05:55:15 PM  

Lorelle: bras that ride up the back, shoulder marks caused by tight bra straps,


Those are a symptom of wearing the wrong size bra rather than cleavage-size boobs.  Both of those stopped happening to my wife when she got measured and fitted by someone who actually knew what they were doing.
 
2014-02-26 05:55:28 PM  
I'm dumb AND slutty. And flat-chested!
 
2014-02-26 06:01:14 PM  
After a bra thread Sunday and a boob thread yesterday, I thought this was going to be the trifecta.

Alas, no.

/although with the drought that preceded the recent boobie threads, I still think there's a backlog owed.
//Sit tight.  Modmins will occasionally turn the image button back on.
 
2014-02-26 06:01:48 PM  

blatz514: InterruptingQuirk: The link is totally SFW. I get the Boobies tag, but it is barely deserving with it's single pic of Christina Hendricks in an evening gown.

"images disabled in this thread", that's weird.

Serious question, where do you see that?

I got threatened with the banhammer in yesterday's thread.


We all love your collection of awesome dude, don't ever stop.

ChipNASA: Dahnkster: ChipNASA   Great minds think about titties!


Was hoping for awesome boobage page. We get bupkis.

(•_ㅅ_•)

(。 ㅅ 。)

( . Y . )


♫ I don't care, 'cause I'm still free. You can't take the Boobs from me...♪ ♫
 
2014-02-26 06:06:17 PM  

CleanAndPure: Ive always found women with big boobs to have great personalities.


Eh?  Since when do chests make one's personality great?  They're people so it's not like one speaks for the group, and while my sympathy only goes so far, the premature sexualization definitely has an effect.  Women with big boobs generally tend to get them early, so even by high school most have learned to hate them (in the same way that I hated being a pencil-necked, glasses-wearing geek -- bullies never need a reason to hate, but they'll find the most obvious thing to disapprove of and make you hate yourself for it).  If you can get them to think past their own boobs and realize men have libido and personality they're as diverse as any -- they're people that just happen to have big boobs, some are stupid and some are great -- but damn, I've learned to be very careful because if you offend with a first impression there's no getting off the "creep" list.

I mean, that's pretty much it.  Aside from the insecurities and emotional scars from bullying that come from being different, they're people.  The 90% being stupid assholes and the 10% making life worth living are the exact same ratios you'd get from any random group (outside Florida).
 
2014-02-26 06:07:19 PM  

Fark In The Duck: oouter: Worst boobies thread evar.

This!


Yep. This.
 
2014-02-26 06:08:58 PM  
You know... When I got properly fitted and invested decent money into good bras, I stopped having all those pesky bra troubles like side boob and backs that ride up and tight straps.
 
2014-02-26 06:09:19 PM  

aagrajag: Langdon Alger: LoneWolf343: Langdon Alger: of all women I figure maybe 15-20% have big natural boobs of D cup and larger. (and I'm not including the piles of jaba but girls with actual defineable figure shapes.) Of that group maybe .3% like/love them but they are in porn. The other.7% don't mind them and are not in porn. The other 99% hate them and are always complaining about back pain, no clothes that fit or how they are always in the way. Doesn't give us much of chance.

Maybe you should get out and meet more women. I've known several deep-chested women, and their opinions on the matter were between apathy and exhibitionism.

The back pain is because of flabby abs. Do sit-ups so your back doesn't have to do all of the work.

The  majority of the ones I knew and dated (and it was a decent amount as I am a boob man) who had larger than a D cup complained. There were a few that were sort of "meh" aout them. I only met ONE (G Cup) who loved hers and never complained and would let you motor boat, T  F*ck or just squeeze on them as much as you wanted and she wasn't afraid to show them off in low cut tops bikini's etc..Too bad she was a cutter. My whole point (and the percentages I used were arbitrary) on a whole it seems you'll find a majority of them whine about there assests like the author of the "article", some don't care, and even fewer that fully embrace their assests.

What's a "cutter"?


A delivery that moves off the pitch at medium pace or above; a leg cutter moves away towards the slips and an off cutter comes back from outside the off stump.  A good fast bowler with a decent leg cutter is worth his weight in gold.
 
2014-02-26 06:11:24 PM  
 I'm gonna go out on this shaky limb and simply make this one a boobmark now.  I'll be back later to collect......go.
 
2014-02-26 06:14:02 PM  
joeshill:
Yep, and fat people have to work harder to get people to see past the fat.
And short guys have to work harder to not be accused of having a Napoleon complex.
And ugly people have to work harder to get people to look past their ugliness.

I'm old, I'm fat, I don't have a degree.  I have a Hispanic surname, but don't speak fluent Spanish (and work 2-3 months of the year in Mexico). I have to work hard to be taken seriously for just about everything.



This. Which is why I think a lot of this "woe is me" crap is a form of narcissism. So sorry you have to work harder than the imaginary perfect person you made up in your head.
 
2014-02-26 06:15:44 PM  

dragonchild: Eh?  Since when do chests make one's personality great?


They don't. Just like radios don't make cars great. But they can make bad ones tolerable.
 
2014-02-26 06:15:58 PM  

bunner: "I thought that with cleavage came power."

And that's where I stopped reading.


With great cleavage comes great responsibility.
 
2014-02-26 06:16:43 PM  

wingedkat: taurusowner: Tatterdemalian: Sorry, ladies, but when I meet you the first time, I'm not going to know your likes and dislikes, what movies and TV shows you watched recently, what your career plans are, and probably not even your name until after you tell me what it is. In short, I'm going to objectify the shiat out of you, and if this is a problem, then I really don't want to know anything more about you than absolutely necessary.

/not a mind reader
//refuse to even try
///not even for the hottest pair of tits on the planet

This. Nearly all first impressions are going to be based on physical appearance(assuming you didn't converse first over some electronic means). The entire fashion industry (which is mostly by and for females) revolves around making deliberate choices to maximize your desired effect on people who look at you. The author of TFA realizes this when she said she wanted to show off her breasts. She made the conscious and deliberate effort to wear clothing for the intended purpose of having others look at her breasts. She lost any right to complain about those looks right there.

So... you are saying people should be punished for the rest of their lives because of how they felt and behaved when they were preteens.  Interesting.


What's more interesting is that I don't recall typing that at all. Could you point it out to me?
 
2014-02-26 06:21:32 PM  

taurusowner: What's more interesting is that I don't recall typing that at all. Could you point it out to me?


If you see a FARKer with feline references in his/her user name, the odds are very good that the majority of their comments will involve making a strawman, attaching some other FARKer's name to it, and beating it while screaming "THIS IS YOU! THIS IS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE! THIS IS WHAT YOU REALLY BELIEVE!" until the thread closes.
 
2014-02-26 06:27:32 PM  
 
2014-02-26 06:28:27 PM  
I want Graffito to come back in here and try to make me feel bad for caring about looking at boobs more than I care about the feelings of random women I will likely never have sex with.
 
2014-02-26 06:54:10 PM  

Latinwolf: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm gonna go out on this shaky limb and simply make this one a bookmark now.  I'll be back later to collect......go.

This will be fun to read when I get home.


I think we're both gonna be disappoint.
 
2014-02-26 06:57:26 PM  

Trillian Astra: You know what? It DOES suck having men pay more attention to your boobs than to what you're saying. But speaking as a moderately attractive female with an impressively-sized rack, I've never had a problem making sure I'm taken seriously. How you dress, how you present yourself, how you speak, and how you treat others will have more of an impact than your cleavage ever will.


How YOU doin'?

Sorry, couldn't resist.
 
2014-02-26 07:07:21 PM  
A thread about boobs with no Pics..... Am I the only one that has noticed there is something wrong here? Am I taking crazy Pills?
 
2014-02-26 07:12:19 PM  
Anyone who fawns over how the AMASSED CLEAVAGE of her breasts SWELLED intto the AMPLE CUPS they are today is clearly trying to write a trashy novel about loose farmers' daughters of the Southern backcountry.
 
2014-02-26 07:15:48 PM  
I've been here for over 12 years, and this is a sad day for all Fark kind.
 
2014-02-26 07:18:14 PM  

Stephen_Falken: Anyone who fawns over how the AMASSED CLEAVAGE of her breasts SWELLED intto the AMPLE CUPS they are today is clearly trying to write a trashy novel about loose farmers' daughters of the Southern backcountry.


what loose farmers daughters may look like:

dammit!
 
2014-02-26 07:22:26 PM  
Worst. Boobie thread. EVER.
 
2014-02-26 07:24:57 PM  
I'm at attention
 
2014-02-26 07:34:20 PM  
Never been so tempted by this huge opportunity to attention whore in my life.

I HAVE BIG ONES!!  Look at me!  You got nothin' else!  I'm a girrrrrrrl!
 
2014-02-26 07:35:31 PM  
Women use their boobs. It's so easy.
 
2014-02-26 07:36:00 PM  
I believe the Geneva Convention specifically addressed boobies threads with images disabled
 
2014-02-26 07:38:18 PM  

AndTheyAllLived: Never been so tempted by this huge opportunity to attention whore in my life.

I HAVE BIG ONES!!  Look at me!  You got nothin' else!  I'm a girrrrrrrl!


And why do you think that "AW" opportunity exists?

Because men lust that way. It's really that simple.
 
2014-02-26 07:40:23 PM  
Oooo!! Booby thread!

*click*

dafuq?!
 
2014-02-26 07:43:14 PM  

ElLoco: Oooo!! Booby thread!

*click*

dafuq?!


Somebody post a boob pic for this guy...because it's literally that easy. Like something shiny. LOL
 
2014-02-26 07:45:27 PM  

AndTheyAllLived: Never been so tempted by this huge opportunity to attention whore in my life.

I HAVE BIG ONES!!  Look at me!  You got nothin' else!  I'm a girrrrrrrl!


attention whoring can be incredibly lucrative.
 
KIA
2014-02-26 07:48:45 PM  
Gawt-dayumm commies and mooslems have won.  Boobies abolished.
 
2014-02-26 08:11:16 PM  
Yeah, and I hear rich people have bad backs, too, because of all the money they have to carry around.

I swear to god there's like maybe five women on this entire planet who are truly happy with their tits.
 
2014-02-26 08:14:20 PM  
Yet, as Williams points out, breasts are what make humans unique to any other species.

So maybe one of the conclusions in the headline isn't entirely off.

/Williams actually says class, which is correct, but the person who wrote the article apparently didn't read the sentence she was referencing and quoted.
 
2014-02-26 08:18:42 PM  

Trillian Astra: You know what? It DOES suck having men pay more attention to your boobs than to what you're saying. But speaking as a moderately attractive female with an impressively-sized rack, I've never had a problem making sure I'm taken seriously. How you dress, how you present yourself, how you speak, and how you treat others will have more of an impact than your cleavage ever will.


At least all they're doing is staring. I've had two separate unknown women either grab or stroke my beard.

I want to be taken seriously as a man, not your personal Chia pet, ladies.
 
2014-02-26 08:22:05 PM  

jcasetnl: Yeah, and I hear rich people have bad backs, too, because of all the money they have to carry around.

I swear to god there's like maybe five women on this entire planet who are truly happy with their tits.


I don't think it's only 5 women on the planet. I'm happy with mine, though they're not perfect huge airbrushed stripper tits.

My tits come with me. And if I like you, I'll do a variety of naughty, pleasurable things to you. I don't really care what you think about them as long as wet your finger and caress the tip the right way OH GOD IVE SAID TOO MUCH
 
2014-02-26 08:30:32 PM  
Hey has anybody mentioned this boob thread has no pictures?
 
2014-02-26 08:30:50 PM  

Graffito: gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.

What if your gynormous balls were the object of constant jokes and ridicule?  What if people stared at your balls and talked to them and not you?  What if they assumed you were stupid because of them?  What if they caused you back pain and you couldn't exercise or find decent fitting clothes?

32G is an extreme size and the article was one person's experiences with this breast size in a society were men fetishize women's breasts.  If you don't want to read about other people's experiences then don't click the link.


To be fair, she got what she thought she wanted; lots of male sexual attention.  She just didn't realize how vapid that is or how annoying the side-effects are.

Honestly though?  I don't get the obsession with huge tits.  Don't get me wrong like a nice bountiful, bouncable pair of chesticles, but after they get to the size of a handful all I can think of is expensive back surgery at 45, bra shopping at every store in the state, and the RUINATION gravity will wreak just as quickly as it can.

Remember, unless you're super-rich you won't be getting a newer model every 10 years.
 
2014-02-26 08:32:10 PM  
Whoever greenlit this with images disabled has earned a very, very special place in Hell. Enjoy watching the head of Satan's thorny c*ck coming OUT of your mouth for eternity.
 
2014-02-26 08:40:21 PM  
http://i.imgur.com/cdURF.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Jp8mv.jpg

/mandatory mammaries for this thread
 
2014-02-26 09:01:08 PM  
I like biznoobies but I prefer skinoobie...
 
2014-02-26 09:01:59 PM  
Jesus Effing Christ on a pogo stick.

Fark mods, you suck ass.
 
2014-02-26 09:15:38 PM  

wambu: http://i.imgur.com/cdURF.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Jp8mv.jpg

/mandatory mammaries for this thread


Finally, WamBu steps up to the plate... but only hits a single...

Now, my Fark Brothers, here is a goddess of boobages!

http://imgur.com/a/GAfqn
and
http://fuego999.minus.com/mrIcq5vLt

www.bing.com/images  "Anna Song" safe search set to off...

and its a Grand Slam, bottom of the ninth, with the bases loaded and 2 outs on the board... okay, I'm done here.
 
2014-02-26 09:20:30 PM  
Kids are still up right now. I'll, uhm, check back later. Mmkay.
 
2014-02-26 09:30:32 PM  
Typical Chick: Haha flat biatches. Let's see how much attention I can get by showing these puppies off....

Later: OMFG!!! All anyone notices are my tits!!! I hate them!

And if dudes wore jeans that stopped just above their asscrack or pubes, chicks would do the same shiat.

Like the time a fire alarm went off at the office. A few (volunteer shlub) firemen show up and they sounded like a Vegas batch slot party at quarter after 1.
 
2014-02-26 09:50:12 PM  
They hate it when you pretend not to notice them.
 
2014-02-26 09:51:41 PM  
"Images disabled in this thread"

I... I don't know what to believe anymore.
 
2014-02-26 10:02:12 PM  
                      .

I was able to post an image! If you look closely, you can see it's a picture of the world's smallest violin playing for the author of TFA!
 
2014-02-26 10:32:04 PM  
Just like McDonalds, this thread doesn't deliver.
 
2014-02-26 10:33:14 PM  

Molavian: gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.

Ball sweat!


The world doesn't revolve around your balls by the way............................Well, unless they're Very Very Big Balls.
 
pla
2014-02-26 10:47:54 PM  
Graffito : What if your gynormous balls were the object of constant jokes and ridicule? What if people stared at your balls and talked to them and not you?

Wow, a REAL female on the interwebs? Cool!

For reference, any guy who had someone come up and start staring at/talking to his balls would lean back, emphasize them, and say something along the lines of "aww yeah, you KNOW it! I got bigger balls than Chuck Norris, baby! Want a closer look back at my place?"

To which any real female would make a noise of disgust and wander off. But then, the first half of your premise wouldn't happen either, sooo....
 
2014-02-26 11:09:45 PM  

sufferpuppet: Came here for what photos of cleavage might look like.   Leaving sad.


Pix disabled. So what's the fuc*ing point of the thread?
 
2014-02-26 11:11:44 PM  
I was scrolling down looking for pics so I didn't bother to read but I'm guessing mods are cracking down on inline images.
 
2014-02-26 11:21:15 PM  
So, where's the new place to go, that's like fark used to be when it was fun?
 
2014-02-26 11:25:18 PM  

Swampmaster: wambu: http://i.imgur.com/cdURF.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Jp8mv.jpg

/mandatory mammaries for this thread

Finally, WamBu steps up to the plate... but only hits a single...


Finding additional images of Ms. Song was left as an exercise for the student, especially since images have been disabled in this thread. I mean, WTF Drew?

/A+, Swampmaster
//F, mods
 
2014-02-26 11:32:40 PM  
Can I be the 1027th guy here to say that I "Feel her burden" or more like I want to "Feel her burden" if you know what I mean..
 
2014-02-26 11:49:32 PM  
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2014-02-26 11:50:54 PM  
Right.  Well, no color ASCII stuff tonight then.
 
2014-02-27 12:01:42 AM  

johnperkins: Right.  Well, no color ASCII stuff tonight then.


Jesus, dude... label that as NSFW and post a link. Don't just drop it right into the thread like that.
 
2014-02-27 12:06:25 AM  
to finish that what I started in the now-closed boobie thread wayyyyy down VVVVVVVVVVV:

Damn my completest nature

pssssst: nary a link is SFW:

Peggy McIntaggart January 1990
Pamela Anderson February 1990
Deborah Driggs March 1990
Lisa Matthews April 1990
Tina Bockrath May 1990
Bonnie Marino June 1990
Jacqueline Sheen July 1990
Melissa Evridge August 1990
Kerri Kendall September 1990
Brittany York October 1990
Lorraine Olivia November 1990
Morgan Fox December 1990

Stacy Leigh Arthur January 1991
Cristy Thom February 1991
Julie Clark March 1991
Christina Leardini April 1991
Carrie Jean Yazel May 1991
Saskia Linssen June 1991
Wendy Kaye July 1991
Corrina Harney August 1991
Samantha Dorman September 1991
Cheryl Bachman October 1991
Tanja Christiensen November 1991
Wendy Hamilton December 1991

Suzi Simpson January 1992
Tanya Beyer February 1992
Tylyn John March 1992
Cady Cantrell April 1992
Anna Nicole Smith May 1992
Angela Melini June 1992
Amanda Hope July 1992
Ashley Allen August 1992
Morena Corwin September 1992
Tiffany Sloan October 1992
Stephanie Adams November 1992 (trivia: she's the first Playmate to become a LGBT spokesmodel and advocate. She came out as a lesbian in 2003, but in 2009 stated she was straight.
Barbara Moore December 1992

Echo Johnson January 1993
Jennifer LeRoy February 1993 (trivia: the first centerfold with a visible tattoo.)
Kimberley Donley March 1993
Nicole Wood April 1993
Elke Jeinsen May 1993
Alesha Oreskovich June 1993
Leisa Sheridan July 1993
Jennifer Lavoie August 1993
Carrie Westcott September 1993
Jenny McCarthy October 1993
Julianna Young November 1993
Arlene Baster December 1993


Anna-Marie Goddard January 1994
Julie Lynn Cialini February 1994
Neriah Davis March 1994
Becky DelosSantos April 1994
Shae Marks May 1994
Elan Carter June 1994
Traci Adell July 1994
Maria Checa August 1994
Kelly Gallagher September 1994
Victoria Zdrock October 1994
Donna Perry November 1994 (trivia: Granddaughter-in-law of Joan Staley (Miss November 1958).
Elisa Bridges December 1994

Melissa Holliday January 1995
Lisa Marie Scott February 1995
Stacy Sanches March 1995
Danelle Folta April 1995
Cynthia Brown May 1995
Rhonda Adams June 1995
Heidi Mark July 1995
Rachel Jean Marteen August 1995
Donna D'Errico September 1995
Alicia Rickter October 1995
Holly Witt November 1995
Samantha Torres December 1995

Victoria Fuller January 1996
Kona Carmack February 1996
Priscilla Taylor March 1996
Gillian Bonner April 1996 (trivia: the first centerfold to feature a visible belly button ring)
Shauna Sand May 1996
Karin Taylor June 1996
Angel Boris July 1996
Jessica Lee August 1996
Jennifer Allan September 1996
Nadine Chanz October 1996
Ulrika Ericsson November 1996
Victoria Silvstedt December 1996

Jami Ferrell January 1997
Kimber West February 1997
Jennifer Miriam March 1997
Kelly Monaco April 1997
Lynn Thomas May 1997 (trivia: the first Playmate to also be a Penthouse Pet of the Month [in the October 2000 issue.])
Carrie Stevens June 1997
Daphnée Lynn Duplaix July 1997
Kalin Olson August 1997
Nikki Schieler September 1997
Layla Roberts October 1997
Inga Drozdova November 1997
Karen McDougal December 1997

Heather Kozar January 1998
Julia Schultz February 1998
Marliece Andrada March 1998
Holly Joan Hart April 1998
Deanna Brooks May 1998
Maria Luisa GIl June 1998
Lisa Dergan July 1998
Angela Little August 1998
Vanessa Gleason September 1998
Laura Cover October 1998
Tiffany Taylor November 1998
Erica, Nicole + Jaclyn Dahm December 1998 (trivia: the first triplets to be Playmates of the Month.)

Jaime Bergman January 1999
Stacy Marie Fuson February 1999
Alexandria Karlsen March 1999
Natalia Sokolova April 1999
Tishara Cousino May 1999
Kimberly Spicer June 1999
Jennifer Rovero July 1999
Rebecca Scott August 1999
Kristi Cline September 1999
Jodi Ann Paterson October 1999
Cara Wakelin November 1999
Brook Richards December 1999
 
2014-02-27 12:12:44 AM  
Sinbox, we all love you. I just had to say that.
 
2014-02-27 12:15:14 AM  
What is up with these greenlight authorities banning tits?
 
2014-02-27 12:22:02 AM  

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Woo! Check out the  ^L00:01010 1110111 10010011 1111I01
 
2014-02-27 12:31:40 AM  
Is this the thread where we mention eip?  :D
 
2014-02-27 12:36:49 AM  

ElLoco: johnperkins: Right.  Well, no color ASCII stuff tonight then.

Jesus, dude... label that as NSFW and post a link. Don't just drop it right into the thread like that.


Sorry.  I tried to add the blockatiel, but  images disabled in this thread.
 
2014-02-27 01:09:58 AM  

Witness99: jcasetnl: Yeah, and I hear rich people have bad backs, too, because of all the money they have to carry around.

I swear to god there's like maybe five women on this entire planet who are truly happy with their tits.

I don't think it's only 5 women on the planet. I'm happy with mine, though they're not perfect huge airbrushed stripper tits.

My tits come with me. And if I like you, I'll do a variety of naughty, pleasurable things to you. I don't really care what you think about them as long as wet your finger and caress the tip the right way OH GOD IVE SAID TOO MUCH


Or haven't said enough?

Seriously though. Some men just go crazy for tits and, yeah sure I can see it. But lust is so temporary, so fleeting that it's kind of pathetic what people do for lust when they are really looking for love.
 
2014-02-27 01:35:43 AM  
Viewing the below whilst on-the-clock is strongly cautioned against:

Carol + Darlene Bernaola January 2000
Suzanne Stokes February 2000
Nicole Marie Lenz March 2000
Brande Roderick April 2000
Brooke Berry May 2000
Shannon Stewart June 2000
Neferteri Shepherd July 2000
Summer Altice August 2000
Kerissa Fare September 2000
Nichole Van Croft October 2000
Buffy Tyler November 2000
Cara Michelle December 2000

Irina Voronina January 2001
Lauren Michelle Hill February 2001
Miraiam Gonzalez March 2001
Katie Lohmann April 2001
Crista Nicole May 2001
Heather Spytek June 2001
Kimberly Stanfield July 2001
Jennifer Walcott August 2001
Dalene Kurtis September 2001 (trivia: the first Playmate of the Month to pose completely shorn of pubic hair.)
Stephanie Heinrick October 2001
Lindsey Vuolo November 2001
Shanna Moakler December 2001 (trivia: she's the first Playmate to have been Miss USA [won in 1995.])

Nicole Narain January 2002
Anka Romensky February 2002
Tina Jordan March 2002
Heather Carolin April 2002
Christi Shake May 2002
Michele Rogers June 2002
Lauren Anderson July 2002
Christina Santiago August 2002
Shallan Meiers September 2002
Teri Harrison October 2002
Serria Tawan November 2002
Lani Todd December 2002

Rebecca Ramos January 2003
Charis Boyle February 2003
Pennelope Jimenez March 2003
Carmella DeCesare April 2003
Laurie Fetter May 2003
Tailor James June 2003
Marketa Janska July 2003
Colleen Marie August 2003
Luci Victoria September 2003
Audra Lynn October 2003
Divini Rae November 2003
Deisy & Sarah Teles December 2003

Colleen Shannon January 2004
Aliya Wolf February 2004
Sandra Hubby March 2004
Krista Kelly April 2004
Nicole Whitehead May 2004
Hiromi Oshima June 2004
Stephanie Glasson July 2004
Pilar Lastra August 2004
Scarlett Keegan September 2004
Kimberly Holland October 2004
Cara Zavaleta November 2004
Tiffany Fallon December 2004

Destiny Davis January 2005
Amber Campisi February 2005
Jillian Grace March 2005
Courtney Rachel Culkin April 2005
Jamie Westenhiser May 2005
Kara Monaco June 2005
Qiana Chase July 2005
Tamara Witmer August 2005
Vanessa Hoelsher September 2005
Amanda Paige
Raquel Gibson November 2005
Christine Smith

Athena Lundberg January 2006
Cassandra Lynn February 2006
Monica Leigh March 2006
Holley Ann Dorrough April 2006
Alison Waite May 2006
Stephanie Larimore June 2006
Sara Jean Underwood July 2006
Nicole Voss August 2006
Janine Habeck September 2006
Jordan Monroe October 2006
Sarah Elizabeth November 2006
Kia Drayton December 2006

Jayde Nicole January 2007
Heather Rene Smith February 2007
Tyran Richard March 2007
Giuliana Marino April 2007
Shannon James May 2007
Brittany Binger June 2007
Tiffany Selby July 2007
Tamara Sky August 2007
Patrice Hollis September 2007
Spencer Scott October 2007
Lindsay Wagner November 2007
Sasckya Porto December 2007

Sandra Nilsson January 2008
Michelle McLaughlin February 2008
Ida Ljungqvist March 2008
Regina Deutinger April 2008
AJ Alexander May 2008
Juliette Fretté June 2008
Laura Croft July 2008
Kayla Croft August 2008
Valerie Mason September 2008
Kelly Carrington October 2008
Grace Kim November 2008
Jennifer + Natalie Jo Campbell December 2008

Dasha Astafieva January 2009
Jessica Burciaga February 2009
Jennifer Pershing March 2009
Hope Dworaczyk April 2009
Crystal McCahill May 2009
Candice Cassidy June 2009
Karissa Shannon July 2009 + Kristina Shannon August 2009 (trivia: In June 2009, necessitated by financial problems, Playboy reduced it's publication schedule to 11 issues per year with a combined July/August issue. [In December 2009, it was further reduced to 10 issues per year, with a combined January/February issue.] The Shannon sisters appeared in the combined "Summer Issue" and shared a single centerfold, becoming the first twins to be designated Playmate of the Month for two distinct months.)
Kimberly Phillips September 2009
Lindsey Evans October 2009
Kelley Thompson November 2009
Crystal Harris December 2009
 
2014-02-27 01:55:30 AM  

taurusowner: This. Nearly all first impressions are going to be based on physical appearance(assuming you didn't converse first over some electronic means). The entire fashion industry (which is mostly by and for females) revolves around making deliberate choices to maximize your desired effect on people who look at you. The author of TFA realizes this when she said she wanted to show off her breasts. She made the conscious and deliberate effort to wear clothing for the intended purpose of having others look at her breasts. She lost any right to complain about those looks right there.

So... you are saying people should be punished for the rest of their lives because of how they felt and behaved when they were preteens.  Interesting.


What's more interesting is that I don't recall typing that at all. Could you point it out to me?


She was 11 and 14 in the article when she wanted to be noticed for her breasts.  The rest of the article is about her trying to avoid being noticed only for her breasts as an adult.  I guess 14 isn't a preteen anymore, but still you are effectively saying that because she wanted people to notice her breasts as a kid, she shouldn't complain about being noticed for her breasts now.
 
2014-02-27 02:04:38 AM  

Tatterdemalian: taurusowner: What's more interesting is that I don't recall typing that at all. Could you point it out to me?


If you see a FARKer with feline references in his/her user name, the odds are very good that the majority of their comments will involve making a strawman, attaching some other FARKer's name to it, and beating it while screaming "THIS IS YOU! THIS IS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE! THIS IS WHAT YOU REALLY BELIEVE!" until the thread closes.


YOU!  YOU MAKE GROSS GENERALIZATIONS BASED ON TRIVIALITIES!  YOU CAN'T SEE NUANCES SO RESORT TO INSULTS INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY ADDRESSING ISSUES!

Hope that helps you make your point.  

/Kat != Cat btw.   I acquired the handle in the mid-90s, while I myself was a teenager. I know, I know, I've thought about changing it, but... well nostalgia and all that.
 
2014-02-27 02:27:42 AM  
 
2014-02-27 02:37:14 AM  
 
2014-02-27 02:43:50 AM  

Sinbox: Britt Linn March, 2014


GAH! She looks like Miley Cyrus.
 
2014-02-27 05:19:43 AM  
Must mark the book for further investigation...

\EIP
 
2014-02-27 07:29:41 AM  
RminusQ: yeah but it's tagged, so no in-line images

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2014-02-27 07:39:57 AM  
I think the combination of her chest and her voice is what led to people thinking she's dumb.

I don't really have any opinion of her intelligence, but her bobs are epic.
 
2014-02-27 07:50:09 AM  

CleanAndPure: ToastmasterGeneral: CleanAndPure: ToastmasterGeneral: ChipNASA: WHAR PHOTO POSTING BUTTON?!?!? WHAR!!!!????

Time for Plan B:

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She has a massive vagina.

The site I got it from said it was Eve, so I'm thinking leaf.  But, one man's slash is another man's forward slash...

Makes sense... and that must be an apple in her hands then...


... not a giant butt plug.


Why not both?
 
2014-02-27 07:55:41 AM  
Like, maybe you send BIE?

/EIP
 
2014-02-27 09:09:04 AM  

apoptotic: gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.

I'll second this, and I've had C+ cups since I was 12. Beyond the adjustment period (say the first six months to a year after they appear), if a woman is having trouble getting people to take her seriously, there's more to it than just the boobs, and blaming them or people's reaction to them is just a cop-out.


I clicked on your user page and left disappointed.

/Also because I've been to Edmonton and left disappointed
 
2014-02-27 09:38:38 AM  
I don't know what you people are complaining about. I'm still finding this thread somewhat entertaining
 
2014-02-27 09:40:47 AM  
 
2014-02-27 10:44:06 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Sinbox, you magnificient bastard!  I need a new mouse!


1991 was easily my favorite year....
 
2014-02-27 02:35:35 PM  
I thought the burden of big boobs was:
-Bologna nipples
-Being Veiny
-Not aging well
-Starting on your chest but end up at your knees
-The waste surrounding a mouthful/handful
 
2014-02-27 02:37:33 PM  

Graffito: gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.

What if your gynormous balls were the object of constant jokes and ridicule?  What if people stared at your balls and talked to them and not you?  What if they assumed you were stupid because of them?  What if they caused you back pain and you couldn't exercise or find decent fitting clothes?

32G is an extreme size and the article was one person's experiences with this breast size in a society were men fetishize women's breasts.  If you don't want to read about other people's experiences then don't click the link.


Don't women allready assume men are stupid just because they have balls?
 
2014-02-27 03:11:15 PM  

Sinbox: oops...forgot two years worth

and a huge Don't Open These At Work With Your Boss (or Your Boss's Spies) Around disclaimer:

but, as you're wise and learned folks, you know that already, yes?


Jaime Faith Edmondson January 2010
Heather Rae Young February
Kyra Milan March March 2010
Amy Leigh Andrews April 2010
Kassie Lyn Logsdon May 2010
Katie Vernola Miss June 2010
Shanna McLaughlin July 2010
Francesca Frigo August 2010
Olivia Paige September 2010
Claire Sinclair October 2010
Shera Bechard November 2010
Ashley Hobbs December 2010

Anna Sophia Berglund January 2011
Kylie Johnson February 2011
Ashley Mattingly March 2011
Jaclyn Swedberg April 2011
Sasha Bonilova May 2011
Mei-Ling Lam June 2011
Jessa Lynn Hinton July 2011
Iryna Ivanova August 2011
Tiffany Toth September 2011
Amanda Cemy October 2011
Ciara Price November 2011
Rainy Day Jordan December 2011

Heather Knox January 2012
Leola Bell February 2012
Lisa Seiffert March 2012
Raquel Pomplun April 2012
Nikki Leigh May 2012
Amelia Talon June 2012
Shelby Chesnes July 2012
Beth WIlliams August 2012
Alana Campos September 2012
Pamela Horton October 2012
Britany Nola November 2012
Amanda Streich December 2012

For the road.

'Til whenever.



It's interesting to see the progression from full bush to landing strip to full shave on those...
 
2014-02-27 04:45:45 PM  
 
2014-02-27 05:13:59 PM  

teylix: apoptotic: gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.

I'll second this, and I've had C+ cups since I was 12. Beyond the adjustment period (say the first six months to a year after they appear), if a woman is having trouble getting people to take her seriously, there's more to it than just the boobs, and blaming them or people's reaction to them is just a cop-out.

I clicked on your user page and left disappointed.

/Also because I've been to Edmonton and left disappointed


I wake up every morning disappointed to still be here, so...yeah.
 
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