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(Salon)   The burden of boobs: "I thought that with cleavage came power. But as my cleavage amassed, I found the opposite to be true. My ample cups seemed to hint at certain unpleasant possibilities. Like, maybe I was dumb. Maybe I was slutty"   (salon.com) divider line 269
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2014-02-26 01:19:21 PM  
I'm gonna go out on this shaky limb and simply make this one a bookmark now.  I'll be back later to collect......go.
 
2014-02-26 01:29:53 PM  
Not "maybe" you are slutty, but HOPEFULLY you are slutty.
 
2014-02-26 01:34:03 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm gonna go out on this shaky limb and simply make this one a bookmark now.  I'll be back later to collect......go.


yeah but it's tagged, so no in-line images
 
2014-02-26 01:44:43 PM  

RminusQ: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm gonna go out on this shaky limb and simply make this one a bookmark now.  I'll be back later to collect......go.

yeah but it's tagged, so no in-line images


yeah, but why chance clicking the link if he's at work.  wait to get home just in case there's something a co-worker might fund objectionable.
 
2014-02-26 02:22:37 PM  
The link is totally SFW. I get the Boobies tag, but it is barely deserving with it's single pic of Christina Hendricks in an evening gown.

"images disabled in this thread", that's weird.
 
2014-02-26 02:22:43 PM  

ManateeGag: RminusQ: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm gonna go out on this shaky limb and simply make this one a bookmark now.  I'll be back later to collect......go.

yeah but it's tagged, so no in-line images

yeah, but why chance clicking the link if he's at work.  wait to get home just in case there's something a co-worker might fund objectionable.


Nah. The link is pretty tame, too. No giggity on this one, ya perverts. Just a long, probably interesting article (TLDNR) about the problems a busty girl faces.
 
2014-02-26 03:03:55 PM  
I thought that with cleavage came power. But as my breasts swelled to a 32G, I found the opposite to be true

how're YOU doin'?
 
2014-02-26 03:33:47 PM  
Using your boobs to gain power makes you a slut and not realizing that makes you dumb.
 
2014-02-26 03:33:59 PM  
Do you have large breasts or are you fat?
 
2014-02-26 03:34:41 PM  
The more energy and nutrition it takes to grow breast tissue, the less there is for brain mass.

Just sayin'.
 
2014-02-26 03:35:34 PM  
Dumb and slutty are not unpleasant possibilities.
 
2014-02-26 03:35:40 PM  

ManateeGag: Not "maybe" you are slutty, but HOPEFULLY you are slutty.


That pretty much sums it up.  You can hold double Masters degrees in nuclear physics and chemical engineering, but these attributes will have every male contemplating if you're easy or not.

You don't have to be, but leverage that misperception to your advantage sweetie.
 
2014-02-26 03:36:04 PM  

genner: Using your boobs to gain power makes you a slut and not realizing that makes you dumb.


You dumb slutty power gainer you.
 
2014-02-26 03:36:14 PM  
What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.
 
2014-02-26 03:36:26 PM  
yes interesting

/what???
 
2014-02-26 03:36:37 PM  
 
2014-02-26 03:36:43 PM  
i think i tripped over the dog running into this thread!
 
2014-02-26 03:37:16 PM  
I'm still worn out from the girls/car seatbelts thread yesterday...
 
2014-02-26 03:37:19 PM  
Because trying to get power through your boobs probably means you are dumb and slutty?
 
2014-02-26 03:37:58 PM  
...Like an alcoholic at an AA meeting; she's self obsessed with her tragedy. She needs a bumper sticker on her car that says, "Ask me about my breasts."
 
2014-02-26 03:38:19 PM  

gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.


Ball sweat!
 
2014-02-26 03:38:22 PM  
Yes, please continue.
 
2014-02-26 03:38:38 PM  
Not another tittay thread.  My wrist still hurts from all the clicking and pointing....if you know what I mean.

/no really, I posted a shiat ton of pics in yesterday's thread
 
2014-02-26 03:38:55 PM  

genner: Using your boobs to gain power makes you a slut and not realizing that makes you dumb.


I should have read your comment before I posted, we said the same thing, but you worded it better.
 
2014-02-26 03:38:55 PM  
"Waaaa! I have big boobs, and men gawk at me. Boo hoo."

Piss off, whiner.  You don't hear me biatchin' about having to carry this giant penis around, do ya?  We all have our cross to bear...
 
2014-02-26 03:39:04 PM  
...or maybe I can get away with nearly anything and still have men tripping over themselves to help me do so.

Cry me a river.
 
2014-02-26 03:40:10 PM  
Serious lack of boobage in this thread -- I'll check back later.
 
2014-02-26 03:40:25 PM  

gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.


Did you feel them while you read the article?
 
2014-02-26 03:40:28 PM  
WHAR PHOTO POSTING BUTTON?!?!? WHAR!!!!????
 
2014-02-26 03:40:55 PM  
WHAR IMAGE BUTTON?! WHAR!
 
2014-02-26 03:41:10 PM  
 
2014-02-26 03:41:15 PM  
Probably not work safe

http://i.imgur.com/wf6VMPS.jpg
 
2014-02-26 03:41:41 PM  
"Images disabled in this thread"

Welcome to SOMETHINGAWFULDAWTCAHM
 
2014-02-26 03:41:43 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: The link is totally SFW. I get the Boobies tag, but it is barely deserving with it's single pic of Christina Hendricks in an evening gown.

"images disabled in this thread", that's weird.


Serious question, where do you see that?

I got threatened with the banhammer in yesterday's thread.
 
2014-02-26 03:42:23 PM  
She never imagined her career track would involve jizm on those boobs.
 
2014-02-26 03:42:35 PM  
This needs to be here:
Never mind, Images disabled in this thread
 
2014-02-26 03:42:37 PM  
If she actually thought that with cleavage she got real  power, as opposed to just attention (not necessarily positive) and instant assumptions being made about her (not necessarily positive or within her control), then maybe she is dumb.  They're not actual weapons, J Geils' songs notwithstanding.
 
2014-02-26 03:43:07 PM  

blatz514: InterruptingQuirk: The link is totally SFW. I get the Boobies tag, but it is barely deserving with it's single pic of Christina Hendricks in an evening gown.

"images disabled in this thread", that's weird.

Serious question, where do you see that?

I got threatened with the banhammer in yesterday's thread.


Never mind.  I see it now.

/I'm a moran
 
2014-02-26 03:43:14 PM  
If it's a Jezebel link or a Salon link, you can pretty much guarantee it's completely useless trash that you are better off not clicking. You'll thank me later!
 
2014-02-26 03:43:43 PM  

AngryDragon: ManateeGag: Not "maybe" you are slutty, but HOPEFULLY you are slutty.

That pretty much sums it up.   You can hold double Masters degrees in nuclear physics and chemical engineering, but these attributes will have every male contemplating if you're easy or not.

You don't have to be, but leverage that misperception to your advantage sweetie.


You can, but good luck using THEM to get out of a speeding ticket.
 
2014-02-26 03:44:29 PM  
ChipNASA   Great minds think about titties!


Was hoping for awesome boobage page. We get bupkis.
 
2014-02-26 03:45:06 PM  

meat0918: Fine, be that way

FEEL THE POWER OF THE BOOBIES


Niiiiiccceeee
 
2014-02-26 03:47:28 PM  
Images Disabled

/this is why I don't feel bad about Ad Block.
//boobies
 
2014-02-26 03:47:29 PM  
 
2014-02-26 03:47:56 PM  
Pfft.  Fark used to have boobies links right on the goddamn main page.  farking puritan shiatstainery.
 
2014-02-26 03:48:45 PM  
OUT THE SUBBY!!1!
 
2014-02-26 03:49:04 PM  
 
2014-02-26 03:49:32 PM  

Dahnkster: ChipNASA   Great minds think about titties!


Was hoping for awesome boobage page. We get bupkis.


(•_ㅅ_•)

(。 ㅅ 。)

( . Y . )
 
2014-02-26 03:51:02 PM  
Whichever modmin disabled images in this thread is worse than Hitler.
 
2014-02-26 03:51:46 PM  

gaspode: What an absolute waffling self-absorbed twit. So you got tits. Half the world has tits. I have balls, but I don't write articles about how they make me feel.


What if your gynormous balls were the object of constant jokes and ridicule?  What if people stared at your balls and talked to them and not you?  What if they assumed you were stupid because of them?  What if they caused you back pain and you couldn't exercise or find decent fitting clothes?

32G is an extreme size and the article was one person's experiences with this breast size in a society were men fetishize women's breasts.  If you don't want to read about other people's experiences then don't click the link.
 
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