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(Entertainment Weekly)   George R.R. Martin's "Winds of Winter" is finally here. Well, a short paragraph about Tyrion is, anyway   ( divider line
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2014-02-26 03:22:39 PM  
10 votes:
2014-02-26 02:27:06 PM  
7 votes:

Flab: kronicfeld: Nadie_AZ: So ... another 1000 pages til we find out that none of the characters from book 1 will take the throne?

No one will take the throne. The realm will be fractured into different autonomous territories with an uneasy ceasefire, like it was before the Targaryens arrived.

My money's on Sansa.
- True heir to the north (Assuming Rickon doesn't reappear)
- Soon to be wed to the heir to the vale
- Also currently pretending to be the daughter of the lord of Harrenhall.
- Not doing anything to actually want the job, therefore not in any risk of losing her head, like her dad, brother and (almost) mom.
- A "natural" politician, in the eyes of many, currently in close contact with the best.
- She will warg eventually.

I posted this before but it bears repeating... Hodor is taking this. It will turn out that he's loosely related to the Targaryens and is next in line for the throne after Daenerys. Also the word Hodor will turn out to be a magical word that kills white walkers when they hear it and he's not actually retarded... that was all an act to keep anyone from seeing him as a threat. The series finale will have a camera close up of him sitting on the iron throne and he says "Hodor, muthafarkas".
2014-02-26 12:41:49 PM  
4 votes:
I hope Brandon Sanderson has been following the series so he can jump in and finish it.
2014-02-26 10:41:21 PM  
3 votes:

TV's Vinnie: [ image 480x434]
2014-02-26 07:16:56 PM  
3 votes:
And which one of you posted this on Wikipedia:

"On February 26th, 2014, Entertainment Weekly posted a paragraph from a Tyrion chapter on their website, confirming that Martin has written at least five sentences of the book. This news encouraged fans that the book will be released by 2027. "
2014-02-26 10:30:29 PM  
2 votes:

It is obvious where this is all going. Rust Cohle realizes he is really a character in a TV show, and finds a way to hop across the DVD collection into Westeros, where he takes up the mantle of the Yellow King.
2014-02-26 03:34:12 PM  
2 votes:
"And then Tyrion died."
2014-02-27 09:14:51 AM  
1 vote:

Strega: What I have read about this series caused me to refer to it as "Planet of assholes."
2014-02-26 06:07:47 PM  
1 vote:
Dolorous Edd is the last man standing.

The end.
2014-02-26 05:21:30 PM  
1 vote:
My hope is that there's more floppy wieners
2014-02-26 05:06:16 PM  
1 vote:
Well, that was a year well spent. Can't wait to read the paragraph he writes during 2014 this time next year. I hope it involved food.

/someone needs to lock him in a room until it's finished...ALL of it.
2014-02-26 04:59:01 PM  
1 vote:

EddieFC: Infernalist: It's my sincere hope that the series overtakes the books within a season or two and the HBO writers can end the story properly.

Unless He somehow manages to get Winds out by the end of the year and I really doubt he will, that's exactly what's going to happen. They will be filming the Feast/Dance season this year, so production wise the show should be caught up or close to it by then.

Martin's publisher has confirmed that Winds is  not going to be out before 2015. As for the show, it's apparently going to take up to three seasons to cover the events of Feast and Dance, giving Martin time to get Winds out, which presumably gives him 3 years from now to finish both remaining books, of which there is no chance in hell.
2014-02-26 04:45:37 PM  
1 vote:

Clash City Farker: error 303: "Also Jaime and Cersei are Targaryans."

They are Lannister twins. Tyrion is Targaryen.
2014-02-26 04:40:28 PM  
1 vote:

RTOGUY: I hope Brandon Sanderson has been following the series so he can jump in and finish it.
2014-02-26 04:16:21 PM  
1 vote:

Derwood: SPOILER:

They're going to be wearing boiled leather


But what will they eat?
2014-02-26 04:15:37 PM  
1 vote:
Will there be more verses to the Weiners Song?
2014-02-26 04:03:48 PM  
1 vote:

tlchwi02: i speak of course of Miracle Max

He said, "to waaaarg", not "true love".
2014-02-26 03:14:32 PM  
1 vote:

Flab: kronicfeld: Flab: warg

So tired of reading this word.

Sorry.  I'm using what GRRM is calling it.  Dont get your smallclothes in a twist.

Everyone's answer to everything in the series seems to be BLANK WARGS INTO BLANK AND BLANKS UP BLANK! As though it's the plot device that's going to resolve each and every storyline.

Jon wargs into Ghost! Arya wargs into Drogon! Bran wargs into Jaime's severed hand and helps Sandor win CleganeBowl!
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