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(Yahoo)   "Yeah, I'll talk to you later. Right now I'm trying to rob a bank with a meat cleaver"   (ca.news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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1432 clicks; posted to Video » on 26 Feb 2014 at 3:56 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-26 12:21:30 PM  
Robbing a bank.

With a meat cleaver.

While talking on a cell phone....

I don't think there is a image macro out there that could do justice to this situation.
 
2014-02-26 03:22:16 PM  
www.reviewjournal.com

"Not so cleaver, is he?"
 
2014-02-26 05:59:33 PM  
To be honest I had been led to believe the martial arts skills of a Chinese bank guard would be one or two more notches higher.
 
2014-02-26 06:23:09 PM  
*sigh*

When I was a teenager I dated a big, hunky guy for a while. He was gorgeous but not terribly bright, kind like Puddy. My friend's mother, a psychologist for the CA Youth Authority, saw a picture of him after we had stopped dating. Turns out she knew him from CYA. He had unsuccessfully held up a Pizza Hut with a butcher knife. An employee beaned him with a large can of sauce.

/lame story, sis
 
2014-02-26 06:23:44 PM  
....kind OF like....
 
2014-02-26 07:18:00 PM  
He should have tried to chop through the glass, like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzWYW18y--M
 
2014-02-26 07:59:58 PM  
I robbed a bank with a meat cleaver once, but I was holding my dick.
 
2014-02-27 12:03:29 AM  

Ryker's Peninsula: I robbed a bank with a meat cleaver once, but I was holding my dick.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-27 01:34:38 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: Ryker's Peninsula: I robbed a bank with a meat cleaver once, but I was holding my dick.

[i.imgur.com image 500x319]


I'm kind of creeped out, honored, and hungry all at the same time.
I told the teller that if she didn't give me the money, I would not be making a withdrawal from her safety deposit box and her planted dye pack would explode before I got out the door.
But I'm kind of a romantic.
 
2014-02-27 03:00:09 AM  
conv. could've cont. into "ok I clove you too"
 
2014-02-27 07:00:23 AM  
disapproves
www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2014-02-27 08:49:27 PM  

freetomato: *sigh*

When I was a teenager I dated a big, hunky guy for a while. He was gorgeous but not terribly bright, kind like Puddy. My friend's mother, a psychologist for the CA Youth Authority, saw a picture of him after we had stopped dating. Turns out she knew him from CYA. He had unsuccessfully held up a Pizza Hut with a butcher knife. An employee beaned him with a large can of sauce.

/lame story, sis


Was he spongeworthy?
 
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