Huggermugger: The other night I worked late, and when I was walking home I took the short route through a small park. As I passed the slide I saw two teenage boys sitting on the ladder, giggling. I figured they were smoking weed, so I detoured to avoid any smoke. DAMN!!! Despite the fact that I was about 30 feet away, I still ended up getting a contact high.
Dinki: I use a vaporizor. Anyone that says those things are completely scent free doesn't know what they are talking about.
unyon: FTFA: But the key features of discreet design and lack of smell have drug experts concerned people will toke up anywhere they want.Isn't discretion (or the lack thereof) essentially the reason that we don't permit public consumption of any intoxicant? And if people around you are completely unaware and that discretion maintained, then why is it illegal?
scottydoesntknow: Dinki: I use a vaporizor. Anyone that says those things are completely scent free doesn't know what they are talking about.I know someone's using one when I smell slightly burnt popcorn.
havocmike: I've said it before, and I'll say it again.. Marijuana advocates are their own worst enemies.
Neondistraction: Boojum2k: Who the hell pays $200 minimum for a vaporizer? You can buy one online for like $40.Yeah, you can buy one for $40, so long as you don't mind getting a piece of crap that doesn't heat evenly or consistently and quits working in less than a year.That said you don't need to spend $200 for one, either. I bought mine for $160 4 years ago and it's still going strong, and there are several good options closer to the $100 mark./ course I have had to replace every glass piece on it at one point or another due to clumsiness, but the heating element keeps on rocking
Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Then I remembered what I get like when I'm high.
busy chillin': taking Xanax to feel better about life - all goodtaking Zoloft to feel better about life - all goodtaking Viagra to fix a broke dick - all gooddrinking alcohol to feel better about life, celebrate, drown sorrows - all goodsmoking cannabis to feel better about life - THE HORROR! DIE SCUM!wicked side effects of rx pills - all goodeuphoria, laughter and hungre from cannabis - THE HORROR! DIE SCUM!/relax
Boojum2k: Who the hell pays $200 minimum for a vaporizer? You can buy one online for like $40.
SumoJeb: duffblue: Too bad hash oil is impossible to get here or else this would be the only way I smoked.oil in a vap is really really messy. Kif works best or powdered bud
Jument: As has been said, vodka and breath mints. This is stupid.In fact, take any argument you have against pot and apply it to alcohol - you'll probably find that the problem already exists with alcohol and somehow society hasn't exploded.
advres: Got my Pax recently and use it everyday.
FumblingTowardsSanity: That fact that this is "new" to all of these people, law enforcement included, tells me that they aren't really paying attention to what they claim to really care about.
scottydoesntknow: If you can't tell they're high by the way they act, then shut the fark up and get back to work.Might as well ban any and all food items as there's a slight possibility the item might be "special"
Rustblade: Yeah, now if only they could so something about the booze smell on all those terminal, raging alcoholics I see drinking in bars, pubs and patios
jtown: I've had a few coworkers that I wish got high at work.
violentsalvation: So they've solved the smell problem, which is the only thing I can't stand about pot junkies. The goddamn putrid stench. Vape on, you marijuana reefer felons.
hubiestubert: Gosh, folks could be hopped up on pot brownies right now, and all you'd know is that they had a really funny smile on their face coming back from lunch! Your boss could be coming back from a three martini lunch, and all you'd know is that he was smiling a lot and yelling a lot less. Your secretary might be popping mood stabilizers and muscle relaxants EVEN AS WE SPEAK AND THEY'D BE PRESCRIPTION STRENGTH!OH THE HUMANITY!
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