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(AZ Family)   Today's media scare story: People right next to you at this very moment could be using a vaporizer to get high on marijuana and you wouldn't even notice it. "Some people use them on their break at work"   (azfamily.com) divider line 198
    More: Scary, Shelley Mowrey, drug abuse prevention, forensic biologist  
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2014-02-26 12:24:44 PM  
you might see me with an illegal smile
 
2014-02-26 12:33:39 PM  
If you can't tell they're high by the way they act, then shut the fark up and get back to work.

Might as well ban any and all food items as there's a slight possibility the item might be "special"
 
2014-02-26 12:48:40 PM  
www.iolite.com
 
2014-02-26 12:57:18 PM  
The horror!
 
2014-02-26 01:17:29 PM  
FTFA: But the key features of discreet design and lack of smell have drug experts concerned people will toke up anywhere they want.

Isn't discretion (or the lack thereof) essentially the reason that we don't permit public consumption of any intoxicant?  And if people around you are completely unaware and that discretion maintained, then why is it illegal?
 
2014-02-26 01:28:03 PM  
They could be hooped up on odorless Xanax. Holy shiat!
 
2014-02-26 01:45:58 PM  
I use a vaporizor. Anyone that says those things are completely scent free doesn't know what they are talking about.
 
2014-02-26 01:47:06 PM  

Dinki: I use a vaporizor. Anyone that says those things are completely scent free doesn't know what they are talking about.


I know someone's using one when I smell slightly burnt popcorn.
 
2014-02-26 01:59:39 PM  

unyon: FTFA: But the key features of discreet design and lack of smell have drug experts concerned people will toke up anywhere they want.

Isn't discretion (or the lack thereof) essentially the reason that we don't permit public consumption of any intoxicant?  And if people around you are completely unaware and that discretion maintained, then why is it illegal?


Thought Policing, already in stores near you.
 
2014-02-26 02:07:47 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Dinki: I use a vaporizor. Anyone that says those things are completely scent free doesn't know what they are talking about.

I know someone's using one when I smell slightly burnt popcorn.


Then they're using a crappy burnt coil.

I'll be really sad when they ban these things. I like how they've completely stopped my idle snacking. Who needs nicotine when you have delicious, delicious peanut butter banana or apple pie filling your head?
 
2014-02-26 02:16:30 PM  
I first learned what a vaporizer is from an engineer at Boeing. He's probably the smartest guy I've ever met, not just because he's an engineer, but because he started investing in Apple before the iPod even existed. I wish I'd been high enough in the 90s to start investing in Apple.
 
2014-02-26 02:37:29 PM  
Gosh, folks could be hopped up on pot brownies right now, and all you'd know is that they had a really funny smile on their face coming back from lunch! Your boss could be coming back from a three martini lunch, and all you'd know is that he was smiling a lot and yelling a lot less. Your secretary might be popping mood stabilizers and muscle relaxants EVEN AS WE SPEAK AND THEY'D BE PRESCRIPTION STRENGTH!

OH THE HUMANITY!
 
2014-02-26 02:40:25 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-26 02:43:20 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I first learned what a vaporizer is from an engineer at Boeing. He's probably the smartest guy I've ever met, not just because he's an engineer, but because he started investing in Apple before the iPod even existed. I wish I'd been high enough in the 90s to start investing in Apple.


Forrest Gump was 1994.
 
2014-02-26 02:46:25 PM  

hubiestubert: Gosh, folks could be hopped up on pot brownies right now, and all you'd know is that they had a really funny smile on their face coming back from lunch! Your boss could be coming back from a three martini lunch, and all you'd know is that he was smiling a lot and yelling a lot less. Your secretary might be popping mood stabilizers and muscle relaxants EVEN AS WE SPEAK AND THEY'D BE PRESCRIPTION STRENGTH!

OH THE HUMANITY!


As a rule of thumb, marijuana would be such a dandy replacement for the ingested pharmacy walking/driving all 'round you now.
 
2014-02-26 03:06:26 PM  
This is practically an advertisement for vaporizers. It even ends with: "Vaporizers are legal to buy in Arizona, with no age restrictions. They generally retail for anywhere between $200 and $700." Shiat, might as well tell people where to buy them, too.

"Want to get high at work without other people suspecting anything? Come on down to Vic's Vaporizers at the corner of 3rd and Main. We've got all the latest styles at the lowest prices in all of Arizona!"
 
2014-02-26 03:16:11 PM  
img.fark.net

approves
 
2014-02-26 03:16:43 PM  
So they've solved the smell problem, which is the only thing I can't stand about pot junkies. The goddamn putrid stench. Vape on, you marijuana reefer felons.
 
2014-02-26 03:18:11 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: [www.iolite.com image 481x601]


AM/FM?
 
2014-02-26 03:23:52 PM  
Whaaaaaa! It's easier to get high and stoners vote librul!
 
2014-02-26 03:25:47 PM  
Good, I won't have to smell the shiat
 
2014-02-26 03:45:13 PM  

unyon: FTFA: But the key features of discreet design and lack of smell have drug experts concerned people will toke up anywhere they want.

Isn't discretion (or the lack thereof) essentially the reason that we don't permit public consumption of any intoxicant?  And if people around you are completely unaware and that discretion maintained, then why is it illegal?


Someone might be enjoying themselves.
 
2014-02-26 04:15:17 PM  
OH MY DEAR LORDY THEY'RE EVEN HIDING IN MAH CLOSET!!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-26 04:15:59 PM  
Is this scary because they're not sharing?
 
2014-02-26 04:16:47 PM  
The hell you say. *lights off Volcano*
 
2014-02-26 04:18:48 PM  
Meh.  Rather have brownies.
 
2014-02-26 04:18:52 PM  

Dinki: I use a vaporizor. Anyone that says those things are completely scent free doesn't know what they are talking about.


But you can easily stand in a crowd of smokers and no one will notice. At a bar or whatnot. I wouldn't do it at work, but in could.

/Pax Ploom
 
2014-02-26 04:19:29 PM  

Dinki: I use a vaporizor. Anyone that says those things are completely scent free doesn't know what they are talking about.


That.
 
2014-02-26 04:19:49 PM  

violentsalvation: So they've solved the smell problem, which is the only thing I can't stand about pot junkies. The goddamn putrid stench. Vape on, you marijuana reefer felons.



Yeah, now if only they could so something about the booze smell on all those terminal, raging alcoholics I see drinking in bars, pubs and patios.
 
2014-02-26 04:20:09 PM  
Who the hell pays $200 minimum for a vaporizer? You can buy one online for like $40.
 
2014-02-26 04:20:16 PM  
These things are all over the place at disc golf.
 
2014-02-26 04:20:26 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I first learned what a vaporizer is from an engineer at Boeing. He's probably the smartest guy I've ever met, not just because he's an engineer, but because he started investing in Apple before the iPod even existed. I wish I'd been high enough in the 90s to start investing in Apple.


My grandmother, who never met a computer she could understand (and I don't think she ever owned a cell phone of any kind), bought Apple stock in the 80s.

// died in 2009
// that stock (and a few other long-held papers) paid for her retirement, medical bills (and she had a lot), funeral costs, and I think even a bunch left over for my mom
// compared with my grandfather, who died two days earlier and spent pretty much the entirety of his pensions (NEA, insurance sales, military) and savings on medical bills and funeral costs - my dad said he got something like $250 after probate
// don't get sick, kids - and if you do, don't take 18 months to recover and then live another decade (independent; even had a girlfriend at the end) only to spend another 4-5 months racking up heart/lung bills
// don't get me wrong, that extra 10 years was nothing short of excellent (for him and everyone else), but it was costly
// slashies come in 6's; didn't you know?
 
2014-02-26 04:20:37 PM  
The sudden run on Chili Cheese Fritoes from the vending machine wasn't a dead givaway?
 
2014-02-26 04:21:59 PM  
THIS IS HORRIFYING!

Never once have they offered to share. The bastards.
 
2014-02-26 04:22:25 PM  
I've had a few coworkers that I  wish got high at work.
 
2014-02-26 04:23:04 PM  
I work from home where I live alone, so I'm terrified!
 
2014-02-26 04:23:05 PM  
I wish my neighbour across the hall would start using a vaporizer. The hallway and stairwell reek like Otto's jacket now.
 
2014-02-26 04:23:27 PM  
Shelley Mowrey must really hate having fun!
 
2014-02-26 04:23:50 PM  

jtown: I've had a few coworkers that I  wish got high at work.


I wish most of the customers here would.
"Chill out, toots. Your bathroom is gonna look fantastic"
 
2014-02-26 04:24:00 PM  

Rustblade: Yeah, now if only they could so something about the booze smell on all those terminal, raging alcoholics I see drinking in bars, pubs and patios


Yeah, well, I find the odor of petrochemicals used on convenience store posters nauseating.
 
2014-02-26 04:25:58 PM  
So now we will have a rash of people OD'ing at work!?!?!?!? Where is my fainting couch?
 
2014-02-26 04:26:06 PM  
We drink beers in our office, what's the difference?
 
2014-02-26 04:27:14 PM  
after this wave of fear mongering goes through I don't expect to see headlines like:

"Police swamped - wowsers turn in e-cigarette users as pot heads"
 
2014-02-26 04:28:26 PM  

scottydoesntknow: If you can't tell they're high by the way they act, then shut the fark up and get back to work.

Might as well ban any and all food items as there's a slight possibility the item might be "special"


Ya, I'm sorry, but the point "some people you know might get high and you'd have no idea" is one that supports legalization.

It is annoying enough to see the anti-pot crowd whine all day about how every user is a stereotypical go-nowhere stoner, but now they point the existence of those who defy the stereotype as a cause to be concerned?

That guy is a successful human being by any measure, but he might be smoking pot and you didn't know about then when you judged him an acceptable human being!
 
2014-02-26 04:29:04 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Dinki: I use a vaporizor. Anyone that says those things are completely scent free doesn't know what they are talking about.

I know someone's using one when I smell slightly burnt popcorn.


No, that particular smell is from opium. True story...
 
2014-02-26 04:29:13 PM  
First I was all like, wow...now I can get high at work and no one will notice!

images.rapgenius.com

Then I remembered what I get like when I'm high.
 
2014-02-26 04:29:30 PM  
Your coworkers, or even your boss, might drink on the weekends and have a beer with their lunch. This and other things you may not be aware of zomg!
 
2014-02-26 04:30:49 PM  
it still smells like pot.
 
2014-02-26 04:33:32 PM  
Not only that, someone next to you at this very moment could have vodka in their water bottle or slurpee cup and you wouldn't even know!

*retires to the fainting couch*
 
2014-02-26 04:33:34 PM  
That fact that this is "new" to all of these people, law enforcement included, tells me that they aren't really paying attention to what they claim to really care about.
 
2014-02-26 04:35:46 PM  

dallylamma: I wish my neighbour across the hall would start using a vaporizer. The hallway and stairwell reek like Otto's jacket now.


At my old apartment the bathroom vents were linked so when the downstairs neighbors were getting high in the bathroom, my bathroom smelled. My mom came over for a visit and when she got out of the bathroom she asked

Mom: Hey are you smoking weed? your bathroom reeks of it.

Groppet: No mom its the downstairs neeighbors. How do you know what weed reeks of anyways mooom? (big grin)

Mom: Shut up ahole.
 
2014-02-26 04:35:50 PM  
Fark.Arizona.

/that is all
 
2014-02-26 04:36:00 PM  
It's like a grammar school science project except there's no baking soda or vinegar...

www.vaporstore.com
Science biatches!
 
2014-02-26 04:36:01 PM  
"It's a concern," says Colby Carpenter... "Just like people buying alcohol and using it out in the middle of the street on a Tuesday night."

Yep. That's Friday night behavior.
 
2014-02-26 04:36:38 PM  
The Dude abides.
 
2014-02-26 04:37:11 PM  

Made it ma, top of the world!

superbfacts.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-26 04:38:22 PM  
Got my Pax recently and use it everyday.
 
2014-02-26 04:40:51 PM  
As has been said, vodka and breath mints. This is stupid.

In fact, take any argument you have against pot and apply it to alcohol - you'll probably find that the problem already exists with alcohol and somehow society hasn't exploded.
 
2014-02-26 04:41:19 PM  
I work in a plastics Factory.
If they want to smoke weed on break and then proceed to get something cut off,or killed, I don't really care.
 
2014-02-26 04:41:26 PM  

FumblingTowardsSanity: That fact that this is "new" to all of these people, law enforcement included, tells me that they aren't really paying attention to what they claim to really care about.


I think it's the increased visibility of e-cigs. Now it's harder to tell if someone if puffing nicotine or weed wax.

/the e-cigs also smell a lot less than the normal vapos.
 
2014-02-26 04:41:30 PM  
Next up: that innocent looking paper bag might have a liquor bottle in it!
 
2014-02-26 04:42:08 PM  

dr_blasto: They could be hooped up on odorless Xanax. Holy shiat!


Bwahaha!
Odorless Xanax.

/hope you like green!
 
2014-02-26 04:42:29 PM  

advres: Got my Pax recently and use it everyday.


Keep it clean. If you don't, the contacts where the mouthpiece connect with the rest of the device get dirty and you never get the green x light. If you keep those contacts nice and clean it will last you a long time! Enjoy!
 
2014-02-26 04:42:50 PM  

vudukungfu: Whaaaaaa! It's easier to get high and stoners vote librul!


I was gonna run out and vote, but then I got high
 
2014-02-26 04:42:51 PM  
 
2014-02-26 04:43:05 PM  
Too bad hash oil is impossible to get here or else this would be the only way I smoked.
 
2014-02-26 04:44:05 PM  

Jument: As has been said, vodka and breath mints. This is stupid.

In fact, take any argument you have against pot and apply it to alcohol - you'll probably find that the problem already exists with alcohol and somehow society hasn't exploded.


You forget, these are people who think Reefer Madness is a documentary and is 100% true.
 
2014-02-26 04:46:15 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Dinki: I use a vaporizor. Anyone that says those things are completely scent free doesn't know what they are talking about.

I know someone's using one when I smell slightly burnt popcorn.


You sure that's not the popcorn I forgot about when I was vaping in the bathroom?
 
2014-02-26 04:47:15 PM  
taking Xanax to feel better about life - all good
taking Zoloft to feel better about life - all good
taking Viagra to fix a broke dick - all good
drinking alcohol to feel better about life, celebrate, drown sorrows - all good
smoking cannabis to feel better about life - THE HORROR! DIE SCUM!

wicked side effects of rx pills - all good
euphoria, laughter and hungre from cannabis - THE HORROR! DIE SCUM!

/relax
 
2014-02-26 04:47:32 PM  
In the past year I noticed a big increase the number of people using vaporizers in public. I thought all the cool kids used hash oil. Isn't it cheaper and I stronger high?
 
2014-02-26 04:48:26 PM  
I'm a daily pot smoker, but I never went to work high. I did smoke a cigarette one day (I only have about one a year), and that was ten times worse than what I imagined trying to work while high would be. Sheesh.
 
2014-02-26 04:49:45 PM  
Parker's eating the cornstarch packing peanuts again - someone check his vaporizer.
 
2014-02-26 04:50:13 PM  
Does anyone have a mail order link?  Do they come loaded?

/asking for a friend
 
2014-02-26 04:50:24 PM  
As long as it doesn't affect job performance, it shouldn't matter.
 
2014-02-26 04:52:00 PM  

apoptotic: Not only that, someone next to you at this very moment could have vodka in their water bottle or slurpee cup and you wouldn't even know!

*retires to the fainting couch*


Maybe a nice cocaine solution in the Afrin bottle will serve to end the swoon.
 
2014-02-26 04:52:36 PM  

Smackledorfer: Your coworkers, or even your boss, might drink on the weekends and have a beer with their lunch. This and other things you may not be aware of zomg!


Heck, my boss gave me a beer at work and I drank it at my desk while I worked.  Years later, I found out that incident was something of an office legend.  When the company shut down, a bunch of people asked me if it was true.
 
2014-02-26 04:53:09 PM  
I wore out an original volcano. switches and thermostat finally gave out. Onto a Vapir no2 now. I enjoy it and way quieter than a volcano.
 
2014-02-26 04:54:17 PM  

Dinki: I use a vaporizor. Anyone that says those things are completely scent free doesn't know what they are talking about.


Depends on what you mean by "vaporizor" but I will also give you a technical "You are correct" as you use the phrase "completely scent free".

The kind you load with MJ, like volcano, will smell pretty damn good.

The oil I use with a pen vape has an almost imperceptible odor.  You'd have be right next to me or in a car to smell anything.  I've been told that my passenger couldn't smell anything, but I'm going to err on the side of caution that you have a much better sniffer than she did.
 
2014-02-26 04:55:06 PM  

duffblue: Too bad hash oil is impossible to get here or else this would be the only way I smoked.


oil in a vap is really really messy. Kif works best or powdered bud
 
2014-02-26 04:55:31 PM  
"It's kind of the cool, new, hip way to smoke marijuana and use it discreetly," says Mowrey.

It's phat and phresh, far-out and 23-skidoo!
 
2014-02-26 04:56:38 PM  
As long as they aren't operating heavy machinery, driving buses, trains, flying planes, stuff like that, i don't care. I've known some very functional stoners in my life, and the ones I've known that "weren't functional" really didn't have any worse problems than it being really hard to get them to go out and actually DO anything, they just wanted to sit home and bake. Otherwise, they weren't dangerous to be around.

Like I said though, operating machinery, driving, flying, those are a different story.
 
2014-02-26 04:57:19 PM  
Quick!  Get the fainting couch!

i58.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-26 04:58:29 PM  
I've been looking for a good vaporizer that isn't super expensive. Does any one have any suggestions? (Won't be used for tobacco)
 
2014-02-26 04:58:52 PM  

SumoJeb: duffblue: Too bad hash oil is impossible to get here or else this would be the only way I smoked.

oil in a vap is really really messy. Kif works best or powdered bud


www.oocities.org

/It's kief
 
2014-02-26 04:58:56 PM  

Thunderboy: I work from home where I live alone, so I'm terrified!


Holy sh#t! You might be vaporizing right now and you wouldn't even know it!
 
2014-02-26 04:59:53 PM  

SumoJeb: duffblue: Too bad hash oil is impossible to get here or else this would be the only way I smoked.

oil in a vap is really really messy. Kif works best or powdered bud


my dea....err... un-named friend suggests weed wax for the vapos.

/for tobacco products only
 
2014-02-26 05:01:54 PM  

Dinki: I use a vaporizor. Anyone that says those things are completely scent free doesn't know what they are talking about.



"Is someone roasting a turkey in here? Because it sure smells like sage!"

/but with less coughing.
 
2014-02-26 05:02:22 PM  
Based on the .net and sql code my company churns out that I review from time to time... there HAS to be drugs involved.
 
2014-02-26 05:02:26 PM  

SumoJeb: duffblue: Too bad hash oil is impossible to get here or else this would be the only way I smoked.

oil in a vap is really really messy. Kif works best or powdered bud


www.denverrelief.com

I use the prefilled OpenVape cartridges so I don't have to mess with it.  I use a simple eGo-T for a battery and no muss, no fuss.
 
2014-02-26 05:02:53 PM  

Boojum2k: Who the hell pays $200 minimum for a vaporizer? You can buy one online for like $40.


Yeah, you can buy one for $40, so long as you don't mind getting a piece of crap that doesn't heat evenly or consistently and quits working in less than a year.

That said you don't need to spend $200 for one, either.  I bought mine for $160 4 years ago and it's still going strong, and there are several good options closer to the $100 mark.

/ course I have had to replace every glass piece on it at one point or another due to clumsiness, but the heating element keeps on rocking
 
2014-02-26 05:03:23 PM  

busy chillin': taking Xanax to feel better about life - all good
taking Zoloft to feel better about life - all good
taking Viagra to fix a broke dick - all good
drinking alcohol to feel better about life, celebrate, drown sorrows - all good
smoking cannabis to feel better about life - THE HORROR! DIE SCUM!

wicked side effects of rx pills - all good
euphoria, laughter and hungre from cannabis - THE HORROR! DIE SCUM!

/relax



You left out Ambien, that makes people get up, find their car keys and wrap their car around a tree while still asleep. Still legal.
 
2014-02-26 05:04:01 PM  

Pimparoo: I've been looking for a good vaporizer that isn't super expensive. Does any one have any suggestions? (Won't be used for tobacco)


Get a vaporizer pipe.  I use one like at this link, and it works great.  There's a slight learning curve while you figure out how to heat it properly, but they last longer than electric vaporizers, don't require anything beyond a lighter and your smokables, and don't cost $200-$700.
 
2014-02-26 05:07:44 PM  
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.. Marijuana advocates are their own worst enemies.
 
2014-02-26 05:08:21 PM  
Ain't that the point? You assholes don't want to smell it, right?
 
2014-02-26 05:08:23 PM  
"It's bogus; it's wrong," says Mowrey. "It's not a healthier form of marijuana."

Citation needed..

See lady, while I think that pot may be healthier to smoke than tobacco, I would say that lighting ANYTHING on fire and then deliberately inhaling it is less healthy than not doing that.
 
2014-02-26 05:08:27 PM  
Much more worried about people with their completely legal prescription drugs - the ones that are real, heavy duty drugs - and the people who get those same drugs in slightly less than legal ways.

/Legal opiates = much greater danger than a little weed.
 
2014-02-26 05:09:58 PM  
OOOOOH!  I own the vaporizer on the still image in the video player ^^   lol
 
2014-02-26 05:11:23 PM  

jtown: Smackledorfer: Your coworkers, or even your boss, might drink on the weekends and have a beer with their lunch. This and other things you may not be aware of zomg!

Heck, my boss gave me a beer at work and I drank it at my desk while I worked.  Years later, I found out that incident was something of an office legend.  When the company shut down, a bunch of people asked me if it was true.


My boss brought a six-pack to a staff meeting recently and handed us all a beer. I judiciously avoided drinking mine in the meeting but several of my colleagues drank theirs as we talked.

/ Corona light
// Thanks, boss!
/// not
 
2014-02-26 05:12:31 PM  
Shelley will be heartbroken of someone tells her that some drugs come in pill form and you can't smell those either.
 
2014-02-26 05:13:05 PM  

havocmike: I've said it before, and I'll say it again.. Marijuana advocates are their own worst enemies.


How?

I mean I do agree with that on certain points, but how exactly are they their own worst enemies in regards to this? If anything, it seems like the anti-weed groups shot themselves in the foot with this.
 
2014-02-26 05:13:45 PM  
Scary tag is just a little paranoid. Ride it out man.
 
2014-02-26 05:14:00 PM  

unyon: FTFA: But the key features of discreet design and lack of smell have drug experts concerned people will toke up anywhere they want.

Isn't discretion (or the lack thereof) essentially the reason that we don't permit public consumption of any intoxicant?  And if people around you are completely unaware and that discretion maintained, then why is it illegal?


Because "drug experts" don't want to lose their jobs.
 
2014-02-26 05:15:13 PM  

palladiate: scottydoesntknow: Dinki: I use a vaporizor. Anyone that says those things are completely scent free doesn't know what they are talking about.

I know someone's using one when I smell slightly burnt popcorn.

Then they're using a crappy burnt coil.

I'll be really sad when they ban these things. I like how they've completely stopped my idle snacking. Who needs nicotine when you have delicious, delicious peanut butter banana or apple pie filling your head?


It a sign they need to change their atomizer.
 
2014-02-26 05:16:29 PM  

snocone: you might see me with an illegal smile


Anyone who quotes John Prine is okay in my book.
 
2014-02-26 05:17:11 PM  

Mikey1969: "It's bogus; it's wrong," says Mowrey. "It's not a healthier form of marijuana."

Citation needed..

See lady, while I think that pot may be healthier to smoke than tobacco, I would say that lighting ANYTHING on fire and then deliberately inhaling it is less healthy than not doing that.


THIS.
 
2014-02-26 05:18:57 PM  
Meanwhile I'm looking out my office window at two bums passing a bottle in a brown bag back and forth.
 
2014-02-26 05:24:45 PM  

violentsalvation: So they've solved the smell problem, which is the only thing I can't stand about pot junkies. The goddamn putrid stench. Vape on, you marijuana reefer felons.


The other night I worked late, and when I was walking home I took the short route through a small park.  As I passed the slide I saw two teenage boys sitting on the ladder, giggling.  I figured they were smoking weed, so I detoured to avoid any smoke.  DAMN!!!  Despite the fact that I was about 30 feet away, I still ended up getting a contact high.
 
2014-02-26 05:24:57 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Then I remembered what I get like when I'm high.


Yeah, I can't do it either... Mine isn't the munchies shiat, but I can't handle the time dilation thing. 2 seconds literally seems like 3 full minutes to me, so I'm sure EVERYONE is staring at me. I can see exactly where the whole paranoia thing comes from. Other people are more than welcome to get high, I just end up more stressed than relaxed, and I sure as shiat can't hide the fact that I'm stoned. I also drink water like I've been crawling through the desert for 600 years.
 
2014-02-26 05:27:38 PM  

Huggermugger: The other night I worked late, and when I was walking home I took the short route through a small park.  As I passed the slide I saw two teenage boys sitting on the ladder, giggling.  I figured they were smoking weed, so I detoured to avoid any smoke.  DAMN!!!  Despite the fact that I was about 30 feet away, I still ended up getting a contact high.


Lightweight.
 
2014-02-26 05:29:40 PM  

Maul555: OOOOOH!  I own the vaporizer on the still image in the video player ^^   lol


me too! High Five!
 
2014-02-26 05:30:32 PM  

havocmike: I've said it before, and I'll say it again.. Marijuana advocates are their own worst enemies.


googledrive.com

Aren't you special.
 
2014-02-26 05:33:36 PM  

Huggermugger: violentsalvation: So they've solved the smell problem, which is the only thing I can't stand about pot junkies. The goddamn putrid stench. Vape on, you marijuana reefer felons.

The other night I worked late, and when I was walking home I took the short route through a small park.  As I passed the slide I saw two teenage boys sitting on the ladder, giggling.  I figured they were smoking weed, so I detoured to avoid any smoke.  DAMN!!!  Despite the fact that I was about 30 feet away, I still ended up getting a contact high.


Well, you're screwed now.
Next thing you know, you'll be injecting dope and plying the waterfront, looking for some rough trade in order to satiate your weed lust.
 
2014-02-26 05:33:42 PM  
It's better than watching the entire sales team hit the head to come out all coked up.
 
2014-02-26 05:34:17 PM  

Huggermugger: The other night I worked late, and when I was walking home I took the short route through a small park. As I passed the slide I saw two teenage boys sitting on the ladder, giggling. I figured they were smoking weed, so I detoured to avoid any smoke. DAMN!!! Despite the fact that I was about 30 feet away, I still ended up getting a contact high.


No, you didn't.  In order to actually get high from second-hand marijuana smoke you would have to be sitting in a car with all the windows rolled up with 3 other people chain-smoking joints for about a half hour.  Just walking past it in the park or even standing next to someone smoking a doobie at concert is not nearly enough to have an affect.  Any 'high' you felt was a placebo effect, nothing more.
 
2014-02-26 05:35:38 PM  

Neondistraction: placebo effect


Still an actual effect.
 
2014-02-26 05:36:25 PM  
Yup. Just got a new coil piece that fits on my reg e-cig battery that looks just like one. I love it. I could stand right next to you and you probably wouldn't even know. I would so much rather take the one hit of dab, that is all it takes for me, than smoke pot anymore.
 
2014-02-26 05:36:58 PM  

Neondistraction: Huggermugger:
Any 'high' you felt was a placebo effect, nothing more.


the new pot is so potent one could get a contact high by just reading this thread!

/did you just hear something?
 
2014-02-26 05:37:55 PM  

purple kool-aid and a jigger of formaldehyde: I could stand right next to you and you probably wouldn't even know.


I'm pretty sure I would know you are standing next to me.
 
2014-02-26 05:38:39 PM  
Say what you want about these "vaporizers", but I for one don't want my children exposed to all this second-hand......uh.......non-smoke.
 
2014-02-26 05:39:15 PM  

Isitoveryet: Neondistraction: Huggermugger:
Any 'high' you felt was a placebo effect, nothing more.

the new pot is so potent one could get a contact high by just reading this thread!

/did you just hear something?


Nice.

Had a light weight (alcohol) friend in high school and we would joke that he could get drunk just driving by a liquor store.
 
2014-02-26 05:41:25 PM  
People getting high anywhere, anytime. You could be sitting right beside them at a game or at a restaurant and never even know.

----------


If you never knew....is there a problem?  If you did is there a problem?  Not like your being held down and dosed.  I'm a pilot and I use one just so passengers don't freak out.  They get all like Ohhhh my God, the pilot is high and I'm like F(@## off it's tobacco.  Then I eat some chips and stuff and watch re-runs on the radar screen. way cool
 
2014-02-26 05:45:57 PM  

2wolves: Neondistraction: placebo effect

Still an actual effect.


You're technically correct (the best kind), but my point remains valid.
 
2014-02-26 05:46:21 PM  

busy chillin': Isitoveryet: Neondistraction: Huggermugger:
Any 'high' you felt was a placebo effect, nothing more.

the new pot is so potent one could get a contact high by just reading this thread!

/did you just hear something?

Nice.

Had a light weight (alcohol) friend in high school and we would joke that he could get drunk just driving by a liquor store.


lightweights, everyone has cleaned up after one at some point.
 
2014-02-26 05:49:30 PM  

Kozmopoliskepticalopsis: jtown: Smackledorfer: Your coworkers, or even your boss, might drink on the weekends and have a beer with their lunch. This and other things you may not be aware of zomg!

Heck, my boss gave me a beer at work and I drank it at my desk while I worked.  Years later, I found out that incident was something of an office legend.  When the company shut down, a bunch of people asked me if it was true.

My boss brought a six-pack to a staff meeting recently and handed us all a beer. I judiciously avoided drinking mine in the meeting but several of my colleagues drank theirs as we talked.

/ Corona light
// Thanks, boss!
/// not


I gave my Boss a flask of Dansk Mjod Viking Blod Mead around Christmas. Pretty sure he sampled it a few times during the day.

/Yes, I am his favorite.
// No, I don't brown-nose. We just like our booze.
///Threats have been made to allow moderate beer drinking at our desks.
 
2014-02-26 05:58:26 PM  

martid4: Does anyone have a mail order link?  Do they come loaded?

/asking for a friend



MFLB
 
2014-02-26 05:58:47 PM  

Neondistraction: Huggermugger: The other night I worked late, and when I was walking home I took the short route through a small park. As I passed the slide I saw two teenage boys sitting on the ladder, giggling. I figured they were smoking weed, so I detoured to avoid any smoke. DAMN!!! Despite the fact that I was about 30 feet away, I still ended up getting a contact high.

No, you didn't.  In order to actually get high from second-hand marijuana smoke you would have to be sitting in a car with all the windows rolled up with 3 other people chain-smoking joints for about a half hour.  Just walking past it in the park or even standing next to someone smoking a doobie at concert is not nearly enough to have an affect.  Any 'high' you felt was a placebo effect, nothing more.


I felt pretty good afterward.
 
2014-02-26 06:04:09 PM  
I'm frightened!  Somebody hold me!  No, not you!  Her!
 
2014-02-26 06:06:08 PM  
BHO FWIW
 
2014-02-26 06:13:46 PM  

busy chillin': purple kool-aid and a jigger of formaldehyde: I could stand right next to you and you probably wouldn't even know.

I'm pretty sure I would know you are standing next to me.


HA! Yeah I guess I could have worded that a little better.
 
2014-02-26 06:14:30 PM  
I might not even notice and I certainly don't care
 
2014-02-26 06:25:44 PM  

dstrick44: I might not even notice and I certainly don't care


I might not notice, but I'd only care if you didn't share.
 
2014-02-26 06:26:20 PM  

Thunderboy: I work from home where I live alone, so I'm terrified!


I'm under your bed!

/don't know why I'm there,but I'm really baked
 
2014-02-26 06:30:47 PM  
If a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it...

I used to mix JWH-018 (ingredient in 'spice' and other legal weed products) directly in tobacco and smoke it at work when I was doing scenic art at a theme park. I remember one particular smoke break when the vice president of the park walked up and told me what a great job we were doing and how it was nice to have a professional crew rather than the usual drunks and pot heads. I was quite stoned and it was surreal.
If the only hint that the people around you are high is the smell, then it probably doesn't matter and is none of your business unless you put them in charge of guarding your junk food.
 
2014-02-26 06:34:15 PM  
Some other people right next to you at this very moment might be taking drugs orally in liquid form getting high on the powerful stimulant called C8H10N4O2.


chem242.wikispaces.com


Somebody stop this terrible menace!

 
2014-02-26 06:34:18 PM  
I was reading through the entire article, looking for the bad news.

Last line: "They generally retail for anywhere between $200 and $700."

Found it.
 
2014-02-26 06:38:11 PM  

Neondistraction: Boojum2k: Who the hell pays $200 minimum for a vaporizer? You can buy one online for like $40.

Yeah, you can buy one for $40, so long as you don't mind getting a piece of crap that doesn't heat evenly or consistently and quits working in less than a year.

That said you don't need to spend $200 for one, either.  I bought mine for $160 4 years ago and it's still going strong, and there are several good options closer to the $100 mark.

/ course I have had to replace every glass piece on it at one point or another due to clumsiness, but the heating element keeps on rocking


I paid $130 for the Launch Box that's pictured in the article.  It has a full lifetime warranty so if it ever stops working for any reason, you send it back and get a brand new one.  That's what sold me on it.  Nice little piece of kit, though I still prefer smoking.
 
2014-02-26 06:39:36 PM  
Man, I wish. Most of the people around here (ad agency) really need to chill the fark out.
 
2014-02-26 06:41:52 PM  

scottydoesntknow: If you can't tell they're high by the way they act, then shut the fark up and get back to work.

Might as well ban any and all food items as there's a slight possibility the item might be "special"


This.

Somebody (I wanna say Hedberg, but I could be wrong) said something like, "If you can't tell I'm high just by looking at me, I win."

I wonder how many people are seriously compromised by prescription drugs while working, driving, supervising children, etc. vs. the number of people compromised by weed?

My guess is the first number is significant, while the second number is not at all.
 
2014-02-26 06:43:04 PM  

Dinki: I use a vaporizor. Anyone that says those things are completely scent free doesn't know what they are talking about.



This. It isn't even close to odor free. My wife says it smells different (I smoke and she doesn't), but is no less odiferous (though less offensive of a smell then smoking it, apparently).

When I first got mine I was using it downstairs while she was upstairs in the kitchen cooking dinner and she smelled it. She does happen to have a really good sense of smell, part of why she's such a great cook, but still... claiming they're odorless is bunk.
 
2014-02-26 06:46:16 PM  

mongbiohazard: Dinki: I use a vaporizor. Anyone that says those things are completely scent free doesn't know what they are talking about.


This. It isn't even close to odor free. My wife says it smells different (I smoke and she doesn't), but is no less odiferous (though less offensive of a smell then smoking it, apparently).

When I first got mine I was using it downstairs while she was upstairs in the kitchen cooking dinner and she smelled it. She does happen to have a really good sense of smell, part of why she's such a great cook, but still... claiming they're odorless is bunk.


Are you sure you have the temperature set right?  it could be so hot that the vaporizer is actually just burning the weed.  Vaporizers aren't odorless, but they are pretty close to it and it's certainly not a smell most people associate with weed.
 
2014-02-26 06:49:49 PM  

Dinki: I use a vaporizor. Anyone that says those things are completely scent free doesn't know what they are talking about.


I been telling one of my buddies this for a while. He was bragging about vaping at a Braves game... I told him he was gonna arrested doing dumb shiat like that and he said that no one could smell it. I just laughed, couldn't convince him otherwise.
 
2014-02-26 06:56:19 PM  
Cooks and dishwashers have been getting high at work for like the last 100 years.
 
2014-02-26 07:04:39 PM  

Starshines: mongbiohazard: Dinki: I use a vaporizor. Anyone that says those things are completely scent free doesn't know what they are talking about.


This. It isn't even close to odor free. My wife says it smells different (I smoke and she doesn't), but is no less odiferous (though less offensive of a smell then smoking it, apparently).

When I first got mine I was using it downstairs while she was upstairs in the kitchen cooking dinner and she smelled it. She does happen to have a really good sense of smell, part of why she's such a great cook, but still... claiming they're odorless is bunk.

Are you sure you have the temperature set right?  it could be so hot that the vaporizer is actually just burning the weed.  Vaporizers aren't odorless, but they are pretty close to it and it's certainly not a smell most people associate with weed.


You can't put ground up 'erb in a vape and expect it not to smell.  They breed the flowers so that they smell pungent.  The 'smelless' ones are using hash oil or tincture. Mix in a little vanilla or just use the right strain and it smells like someone baked some cookies an hour ago at worst.
 
2014-02-26 07:07:13 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-26 07:09:05 PM  
what bullshiat,

you can still farking smell it
 
2014-02-26 07:09:18 PM  

havocmike: I've said it before, and I'll say it again.. Marijuana advocates are their own worst enemies.


I guess you're used to being ignored, then?
 
2014-02-26 07:14:08 PM  

Dinki: I use a vaporizor. Anyone that says those things are completely scent free doesn't know what they are talking about.


QFT
 
2014-02-26 07:23:14 PM  
One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach...all the damn vaporizers.
 
2014-02-26 07:25:38 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-26 07:27:46 PM  
America is funny.

Drugs are Bad. We hate drugs! Oh, they're SO bad. Only bad people use them. We have WAR on drugs. Kill drugs!  We hate drugs because dirty druggies use drugs. They're bad too!

Meanwhile, your average rich old white lady is so stoned she can't tell you what her name is or what day day it is. She's got nine kinds of painkillers mixed with all kinds of shiat. She hasn't set a foot in reality in ten years. She drives a giant SUV and rarely manages to stay on one lane. This is LEGAL and GOOD because she is a rich white lady with prescriptions (as opposed to a brown person smoking a marijuana cigarette; that would be a filthy druggie, which would be several kinds of bad, and he would need to go to prison right away).

Well, on second thought, that's not as funny as I thought it was.
Is Canada still open?
 
2014-02-26 07:38:42 PM  

Speef: America is funny.

Drugs are Bad. We hate drugs! Oh, they're SO bad. Only bad people use them. We have WAR on drugs. Kill drugs!  We hate drugs because dirty druggies use drugs. They're bad too!

Meanwhile, your average rich old white lady is so stoned she can't tell you what her name is or what day day it is. She's got nine kinds of painkillers mixed with all kinds of shiat. She hasn't set a foot in reality in ten years. She drives a giant SUV and rarely manages to stay on one lane. This is LEGAL and GOOD because she is a rich white lady with prescriptions (as opposed to a brown person smoking a marijuana cigarette; that would be a filthy druggie, which would be several kinds of bad, and he would need to go to prison right away).

Well, on second thought, that's not as funny as I thought it was.
Is Canada still open?



once Colorado starts flashing all that weed money around and the state utilizes that new source of revenue, other states will be lining up to get their filthy greedy paws on legalization (the sick farks).
It'll be as if the White Man never said anything bad about MARIJUANA, ever, never associated it with minorities and the criminal element.

/I need a drink
 
2014-02-26 07:41:29 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: [www.iolite.com image 481x601]


It's funny, I'm using an iolite classic right now.
 
2014-02-26 07:43:44 PM  
The problem comes when those people getting high are in a job that requires careful attention to detail for the safety of themselves and others around them, like operating a deep-fry machine.

♫♪ Ding! Frys are done. Ding! Frys are done! ♫♪
 
2014-02-26 07:53:19 PM  
Sorry Speef, Canada's currently under a pseudo-Republican quasi-dictatorship. Check back in 2015.
 
2014-02-26 08:03:25 PM  
Someone used the term "pot junkie" and another got a contact high outdoors from 30 feet away.

This thread is Pure GoldTM. (Try it if you haven't already)
 
2014-02-26 08:06:15 PM  
If I don't notice it  why should I care exactly?
 
2014-02-26 08:20:32 PM  
Friend of mine has an AroMed vaporizer. Hands down the best one I've had the opportunity to use.

www.marijuana-picture.com

I like it a lot better than the volcano or basic heating element ones.

Also, I can't verify but their marketing materials have an endorsement from Albert Hofman, so it's got that going for it.

/pic is hot as vapor
 
2014-02-26 08:32:57 PM  

Isitoveryet: Speef: America is funny.

Drugs are Bad. We hate drugs! Oh, they're SO bad. Only bad people use them. We have WAR on drugs. Kill drugs!  We hate drugs because dirty druggies use drugs. They're bad too!

Meanwhile, your average rich old white lady is so stoned she can't tell you what her name is or what day day it is. She's got nine kinds of painkillers mixed with all kinds of shiat. She hasn't set a foot in reality in ten years. She drives a giant SUV and rarely manages to stay on one lane. This is LEGAL and GOOD because she is a rich white lady with prescriptions (as opposed to a brown person smoking a marijuana cigarette; that would be a filthy druggie, which would be several kinds of bad, and he would need to go to prison right away).

Well, on second thought, that's not as funny as I thought it was.
Is Canada still open?


once Colorado starts flashing all that weed money around and the state utilizes that new source of revenue, other states will be lining up to get their filthy greedy paws on legalization (the sick farks).
It'll be as if the White Man never said anything bad about MARIJUANA, ever, never associated it with minorities and the criminal element.

/I need a drink


the white man?  get a grip pal...   you are including millions of people that never did any of those things...
 
2014-02-26 08:34:52 PM  

The Southern Dandy: The problem comes when those people getting high are in a job that requires careful attention to detail for the safety of themselves and others around them, like operating a deep-fry machine.

♫♪ Ding! Frys are done. Ding! Frys are done! ♫♪


Yeah, ok.  You realize that chances are really good that wherever you eat, there's someone in the kitchen stoned, right?
 
2014-02-26 08:35:03 PM  

Huggermugger: violentsalvation: So they've solved the smell problem, which is the only thing I can't stand about pot junkies. The goddamn putrid stench. Vape on, you marijuana reefer felons.

The other night I worked late, and when I was walking home I took the short route through a small park.  As I passed the slide I saw two teenage boys sitting on the ladder, giggling.  I figured they were smoking weed, so I detoured to avoid any smoke.  DAMN!!!  Despite the fact that I was about 30 feet away, I still ended up getting a contact high.


I know what that's like! A coffee drinker breathed on me and I had the jitters all afternoon. I calmed down when an alcoholic coughed thirty feet from me, but I didn't get too wasted.
 
2014-02-26 08:35:04 PM  
Only real concern?  The stink is pretty nasty, ruin your otherwise enjoyable experience at the movies.

Fortunately I'd already seen the Hobbit 2 so it wasn't completely ruined.  Did have to do laundry right after though.
 
2014-02-26 08:37:11 PM  

unyon: FTFA: But the key features of discreet design and lack of smell have drug experts concerned people will toke up anywhere they want.

Isn't discretion (or the lack thereof) essentially the reason that we don't permit public consumption of any intoxicant?  And if people around you are completely unaware and that discretion maintained, then why is it illegal?


People walk down the street here with lit joints/blunts as it is, so they kind of already toke up wherever they want.
 
2014-02-26 08:37:36 PM  

redrumten: Someone used the term "pot junkie" and another got a contact high outdoors from 30 feet away.

This thread is Pure GoldTM. (Try it if you haven't already)


Marijuana is no joking matter. My little brother overdosed on the pot and died.
 
2014-02-26 08:40:07 PM  

redrumten: Someone used the term "pot junkie" and another got a contact high outdoors from 30 feet away.


I think the latter did that to make fun of the former. If not, they must have been smoking that new homeopathic marijuana.
 
2014-02-26 08:43:02 PM  

Dragonflew: Huggermugger: violentsalvation: So they've solved the smell problem, which is the only thing I can't stand about pot junkies. The goddamn putrid stench. Vape on, you marijuana reefer felons.

The other night I worked late, and when I was walking home I took the short route through a small park.  As I passed the slide I saw two teenage boys sitting on the ladder, giggling.  I figured they were smoking weed, so I detoured to avoid any smoke.  DAMN!!!  Despite the fact that I was about 30 feet away, I still ended up getting a contact high.

I know what that's like! A coffee drinker breathed on me and I had the jitters all afternoon. I calmed down when an alcoholic coughed thirty feet from me, but I didn't get too wasted.


I suppose I didn't explain myself well. The smell of pot was so strong, presumably due to the quantity smoked or maybe a sloppily rolled joint, that there was enough of it in the air to get me high.
 
2014-02-26 08:52:26 PM  

scottydoesntknow: SumoJeb: duffblue: Too bad hash oil is impossible to get here or else this would be the only way I smoked.

oil in a vap is really really messy. Kif works best or powdered bud

[www.oocities.org image 213x236]

/It's kief


Kief, kif and keef are all commonly accepted spellings of the word. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kief
 
2014-02-26 08:52:48 PM  

Huggermugger: I suppose I didn't explain myself well. The smell of pot was so strong, presumably due to the quantity smoked or maybe a sloppily rolled joint, that there was enough of it in the air to get me high.


I simply do not believe you got high by passing within 30 feet of someone smoking a joint outside. Do you get carbon monoxide poisoning from a car passing in front of your home?
 
2014-02-26 09:14:07 PM  

umad: redrumten: Someone used the term "pot junkie" and another got a contact high outdoors from 30 feet away.

This thread is Pure GoldTM. (Try it if you haven't already)

Marijuana is no joking matter. My little brother overdosed on the pot and died.


Not to mention all the famous people who died before their time because of marijuana. They tried to cover it up, but we all know Elvis died on the pot.
 
2014-02-26 09:24:31 PM  

Pimparoo: I've been looking for a good vaporizer that isn't super expensive. Does any one have any suggestions? (Won't be used for tobacco)


This. Lasts forever, no controls to fark with or up, and if someone sees it and asks you tell them it's Apple's newest dewdad and it has a fancy fiber optic connector or it
 
2014-02-26 09:26:58 PM  

Peki: I'm a daily pot smoker, but I never went to work high. I did smoke a cigarette one day (I only have about one a year), and that was ten times worse than what I imagined trying to work while high would be. Sheesh.


Have you gone to work, though?
 
2014-02-26 09:29:31 PM  

Dragonflew: Huggermugger: I suppose I didn't explain myself well. The smell of pot was so strong, presumably due to the quantity smoked or maybe a sloppily rolled joint, that there was enough of it in the air to get me high.

I simply do not believe you got high by passing within 30 feet of someone smoking a joint outside. Do you get carbon monoxide poisoning from a car passing in front of your home?


Yeah dude.  Either you are lying or you're a really bad judge of distance and your '30 feet' was more like  30mm.
 
2014-02-26 09:33:35 PM  
I just had some toast. I wanted something crunchy but there wasn't any snacks around. But the toast didn't come out crunchy, it was a bit soft. If I let it stay in the toaster until it got crunchy then it would have burnt. I need to get a new toaster. It's even worse with waffles because you have to turn it all the way up and then the edge burns while most of it doesn't even brown. Anyway i had toast with butter and then I put some sugar cinnamon on it two. That tasted good and I had some tea with it all. But I still want something crunchy. idk
 
2014-02-26 09:34:44 PM  
I go with the drops. You can use them anywhere and nobody knows. On two year break because of project i am working on. Farking Skanska construction, mushrooms for now.
/fark
//cant wait until July 2015
/// Will be legal in Oregon soon!
////Still fark Skanska
 
2014-02-26 09:42:24 PM  

lewismarktwo: Dragonflew: Huggermugger: I suppose I didn't explain myself well. The smell of pot was so strong, presumably due to the quantity smoked or maybe a sloppily rolled joint, that there was enough of it in the air to get me high.

I simply do not believe you got high by passing within 30 feet of someone smoking a joint outside. Do you get carbon monoxide poisoning from a car passing in front of your home?

Yeah dude.  Either you are lying or you're a really bad judge of distance and your '30 feet' was more like  30mm.


My co-worker farted and I caught a norovirus.
 
2014-02-26 09:56:12 PM  

snocone: you might see me with an illegal smile


We'll tell the man you didn't kill anyone. You were just tryin' to have you some fun.
 
2014-02-26 10:29:25 PM  

palladiate: scottydoesntknow: Dinki: I use a vaporizor. Anyone that says those things are completely scent free doesn't know what they are talking about.

I know someone's using one when I smell slightly burnt popcorn.

Then they're using a crappy burnt coil.

I'll be really sad when they ban these things. I like how they've completely stopped my idle snacking. Who needs nicotine when you have delicious, delicious peanut butter banana or apple pie filling your head?


What?

They all smell like that when you get to the end of it. Volcano, Pax, Firefly... I've owned them all.
 
2014-02-26 10:41:21 PM  

DarkVader: The Southern Dandy: The problem comes when those people getting high are in a job that requires careful attention to detail for the safety of themselves and others around them, like operating a deep-fry machine.

♫♪ Ding! Frys are done. Ding! Frys are done! ♫♪

Yeah, ok.  You realize that chances are really good that wherever you eat, there's someone in the kitchen stoned, right?


The stoners in my neighborhood work at Taco John's on Thursday night, and Burger King on the weekends. That's the best time to go if you're in the mood for a grease bomb.
A stoned cook is a great cook, at least in the fast food industry.

Besides, where do you think they get all their ideas for new food items?
 
2014-02-26 10:51:06 PM  
As the marijuana movement gains momentum, so do the various methods of getting high.

And now, police are warning of a new one
The same american gestapo that got their criminal asses in a knot over breath-mints that looked to scarrry for them.


/// fark every last g.d. one of them. I hope every cop in the nation gets to visit their children in the terminal cancer ward.
 
2014-02-27 01:31:18 AM  

umad: redrumten: Someone used the term "pot junkie" and another got a contact high outdoors from 30 feet away.

This thread is Pure GoldTM. (Try it if you haven't already)

Marijuana is no joking matter. My little brother overdosed on the pot and died.


Did he try three whole marihuanas?
 
2014-02-27 03:16:53 AM  
I like how they can make vaporizers look like asthma inhalers.
I plan to get one when the pot shops open in a few months.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-27 04:04:28 AM  

DarkVader: The Southern Dandy: The problem comes when those people getting high are in a job that requires careful attention to detail for the safety of themselves and others around them, like operating a deep-fry machine.

♫♪ Ding! Frys are done. Ding! Frys are done! ♫♪

Yeah, ok.  You realize that chances are really good that wherever you eat, there's someone in the kitchen stoned, right?


I find it hard to believe that the fine people that serve us our food would dabble in drugs.
 
2014-02-27 08:10:01 AM  

vegas_greaser: unyon: FTFA: But the key features of discreet design and lack of smell have drug experts concerned people will toke up anywhere they want.

Isn't discretion (or the lack thereof) essentially the reason that we don't permit public consumption of any intoxicant?  And if people around you are completely unaware and that discretion maintained, then why is it illegal?

People walk down the street here with lit joints/blunts as it is, so they kind of already toke up wherever they want.


I live in a large Texas city, and I was sitting outside on the back of my truck's tailgate with my friend, out in the open, in a businesses parking lot, smoking a joint...  And I was just pontificating that I can't wait until weed is legal so that we can do what we are doing now.
 
2014-02-27 08:12:28 AM  
Doctors say there is some medical evidence to back up that assertion. "If you're vaporizing the same amount vs. smoking the same amount, the vaporizer would be less harmful for you," says Dr. Frank Lovecchio of Banner Health Poison Center.

"It's bogus; it's wrong," says substance abuse prevention expert Shelley Mowrey . "It's not a healthier form of marijuana."


Well now, look who has their agenda all out in the open there.
 
2014-02-27 08:14:18 AM  

The Southern Dandy: DarkVader: The Southern Dandy: The problem comes when those people getting high are in a job that requires careful attention to detail for the safety of themselves and others around them, like operating a deep-fry machine.

♫♪ Ding! Frys are done. Ding! Frys are done! ♫♪

Yeah, ok.  You realize that chances are really good that wherever you eat, there's someone in the kitchen stoned, right?

I find it hard to believe that the fine people that serve us our food would dabble in drugs.


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Do not fark with us. Do not take away our vapouriser
 
2014-02-27 08:21:12 AM  
Hmm, my sense of smell is awful, so I have no idea if others can smell it or not. Does that sorta-burnt smell hang around afterward or is it only while actually using the thing? Unsure if I should be doing it outside or not.
 
2014-02-27 08:21:52 AM  

Maul555: vegas_greaser: unyon: FTFA: But the key features of discreet design and lack of smell have drug experts concerned people will toke up anywhere they want.

Isn't discretion (or the lack thereof) essentially the reason that we don't permit public consumption of any intoxicant?  And if people around you are completely unaware and that discretion maintained, then why is it illegal?

People walk down the street here with lit joints/blunts as it is, so they kind of already toke up wherever they want.

I live in a large Texas city, and I was sitting outside on the back of my truck's tailgate with my friend, out in the open, in a businesses parking lot, smoking a joint...  And I was just pontificating that I can't wait until weed is legal so that we can do what we are doing now.


Isn`t it a shame that you can`t buy stuff like pipes and bongs, papers etc and that it is so cheap to enforce the law that they can afford to have zero tolerance on the subject.
 
2014-02-27 08:24:03 AM  

Syrrh: Hmm, my sense of smell is awful, so I have no idea if others can smell it or not. Does that sorta-burnt smell hang around afterward or is it only while actually using the thing? Unsure if I should be doing it outside or not.


If you have a burnt smell from your vapouriser, you don`t have one good enough. Get one that does not burn whatever you put in it. If you are smoking blunts? Hell yeah. That smell coats you for the day unless you shower and wash your hair and change your clothes.
 
2014-02-27 09:29:00 AM  

dready zim: Syrrh: Hmm, my sense of smell is awful, so I have no idea if others can smell it or not. Does that sorta-burnt smell hang around afterward or is it only while actually using the thing? Unsure if I should be doing it outside or not.

If you have a burnt smell from your vapouriser, you don`t have one good enough. Get one that does not burn whatever you put in it. If you are smoking blunts? Hell yeah. That smell coats you for the day unless you shower and wash your hair and change your clothes.


Nope, vaporizer with a thermostat, never above 365-370. Never noticed anything with it turned on, but definitely do when opening it up to stir or empty it. I'd assume the exhaled stuff is going to smell just like it tastes, but haven't been using one long enough to tell if there's any residual smell.
 
2014-02-27 10:26:38 AM  
So we have that going for us
Which is nice
 
2014-02-27 10:27:56 AM  

dready zim: Syrrh: Hmm, my sense of smell is awful, so I have no idea if others can smell it or not. Does that sorta-burnt smell hang around afterward or is it only while actually using the thing? Unsure if I should be doing it outside or not.

If you have a burnt smell from your vapouriser, you don`t have one good enough. Get one that does not burn whatever you put in it. If you are smoking blunts? Hell yeah. That smell coats you for the day unless you shower and wash your hair and change your clothes.


I don't know about you, but, I get compliments on my cologne every day.
 
2014-02-27 10:30:49 AM  

Fecal Conservative: umad: redrumten: Someone used the term "pot junkie" and another got a contact high outdoors from 30 feet away.

This thread is Pure GoldTM. (Try it if you haven't already)

Marijuana is no joking matter. My little brother overdosed on the pot and died.

Did he try three whole marihuanas?


No, he simply walked under a 500lb bale and the rope broke.
Who could know?
 
2014-02-27 11:07:50 AM  

Syrrh: dready zim: Syrrh: Hmm, my sense of smell is awful, so I have no idea if others can smell it or not. Does that sorta-burnt smell hang around afterward or is it only while actually using the thing? Unsure if I should be doing it outside or not.

If you have a burnt smell from your vapouriser, you don`t have one good enough. Get one that does not burn whatever you put in it. If you are smoking blunts? Hell yeah. That smell coats you for the day unless you shower and wash your hair and change your clothes.

Nope, vaporizer with a thermostat, never above 365-370. Never noticed anything with it turned on, but definitely do when opening it up to stir or empty it. I'd assume the exhaled stuff is going to smell just like it tastes, but haven't been using one long enough to tell if there's any residual smell.


The smell does linger for a little bit, but unless you're actually burning the stuff the smell won't stick around for very long.  If someone were to walk into the room right after you just took a few big hits they would smell something, but since it's vapor and not smoke it doesn't stick around.  Crack a window if you're worried about it, or if you want to be extra-careful you could use a cardboard tube (from an empty roll of TP or paper towels) and put some sheets of fabric softener inside - blow the vapor through the tube and the room will smell like you just pulled a bunch of clothes out of the dryer.
 
2014-02-27 11:17:10 AM  

El Dudereno: DarkVader: The Southern Dandy: The problem comes when those people getting high are in a job that requires careful attention to detail for the safety of themselves and others around them, like operating a deep-fry machine.

♫♪ Ding! Frys are done. Ding! Frys are done! ♫♪

Yeah, ok.  You realize that chances are really good that wherever you eat, there's someone in the kitchen stoned, right?

The stoners in my neighborhood work at Taco John's on Thursday night, and Burger King on the weekends. That's the best time to go if you're in the mood for a grease bomb.
A stoned cook is a great cook, at least in the fast food industry.

Besides, where do you think they get all their ideas for new food items?


They can come up with all the new ideas they want, but the day they FARK with the Potato Ole recipe, they are DEAD!
 
2014-02-27 11:18:19 AM  
I really just don't want to realize 6 months later that everything stinks and will need a massive scrubdown project to deal with it. Using a filter on the exhale sounds like a good idea though, and can see if plain paper towels reek after a few sessions of dumping all residue into them.
 
2014-02-27 11:30:36 AM  

Neondistraction: if you want to be extra-careful you could use a cardboard tube (from an empty roll of TP or paper towels) and put some sheets of fabric softener inside - blow the vapor through the tube and the room will smell like you just pulled a bunch of clothes out of the dryer.


This is one of those things - like blowing into a non-working Atari cartridge to "fix" it - that all of us somehow instinctively ended up doing long before the internet was around to tell us how.
 
2014-02-27 11:45:28 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Neondistraction: if you want to be extra-careful you could use a cardboard tube (from an empty roll of TP or paper towels) and put some sheets of fabric softener inside - blow the vapor through the tube and the room will smell like you just pulled a bunch of clothes out of the dryer.

This is one of those things - like blowing into a non-working Atari cartridge to "fix" it - that all of us somehow instinctively ended up doing long before the internet was around to tell us how.


Yeah, I learned about it from someone I used to work with back when I was a teenager working at Taco Bell.  I tried it out and, crazy enough, it actually worked.
 
2014-02-27 02:23:46 PM  

andersoncouncil42: Some other people right next to you at this very moment might be taking drugs orally in liquid form getting high on the powerful stimulant called C8H10N4O2.


And some of we degenerate addicts don't even care if you know.  Hell, we even proudly advertise it!

www.latestbuy.com.au

Yeah, I'm using.  What are you gonna do about it?
 
2014-02-27 05:24:51 PM  

Neondistraction: Barricaded Gunman: Neondistraction: if you want to be extra-careful you could use a cardboard tube (from an empty roll of TP or paper towels) and put some sheets of fabric softener inside - blow the vapor through the tube and the room will smell like you just pulled a bunch of clothes out of the dryer.

This is one of those things - like blowing into a non-working Atari cartridge to "fix" it - that all of us somehow instinctively ended up doing long before the internet was around to tell us how.

Yeah, I learned about it from someone I used to work with back when I was a teenager working at Taco Bell.  I tried it out and, crazy enough, it actually worked.


I exhale my smoke (not vape) into a wet towel when I'm in a hotel. It gets a bit resined, but I just rub some soap on it in the shower the next day. Never any issues with smoking weed in my room.
 
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