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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)   Your dog wants steak...and Doritos...and Chips Ahoy...and Slim Jims...and Jello   (denver.cbslocal.com) divider line 12
    More: Scary, Doritos, steaks, dogs  
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4624 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2014 at 12:32 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-26 12:35:54 PM  
3 votes:
media.heavy.com

i3.kym-cdn.com
2014-02-26 01:07:13 PM  
2 votes:

uncleacid: I was gonna fetch that stick but then I got high......


I was gonna bring it straight back to you... but I got high...
2014-02-26 12:55:37 PM  
2 votes:
s15.postimg.org
2014-02-26 12:53:23 PM  
2 votes:

uncleacid: I was gonna fetch that stick but then I got high......


I was gonna hump that guy's leg, too, but then I got high...
2014-02-26 12:44:39 PM  
2 votes:
I was gonna fetch that stick but then I got high......
2014-02-26 05:29:03 PM  
1 votes:
i32.photobucket.com
2014-02-26 01:12:24 PM  
1 votes:
However, on the plus side...

Jack Russells are a lot less annoying that way.
2014-02-26 01:05:02 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-26 01:00:11 PM  
1 votes:

lyndsayj: uncleacid: I was gonna fetch that stick but then I got high......

I was gonna hump that guy's leg, too, but then I got high...


Now I'm sniffin' butts, and I know why...
2014-02-26 12:46:51 PM  
1 votes:
I heard he also wants coont monkey asf edweg
2014-02-26 12:45:47 PM  
1 votes:
I would be more worried about the chocolate in the brownies than the pot in the brownies affecting the dogs.  Seen a lot of stoners in my days, seen a lot of stoners pets too.  Knew a kid and his German Sheppard who had tripped more times together on shrooms than I thought was possible in a dogs short life.  It was the most mellow former police dog I had ever seen.  Buddy said he couldnt keep the hard stuff in the house without his dog finding it and eating it,  too many close calls and he liked his dog more than his dust.  Which you probably dont understand is saying a lot.

Nothing beats stoner cat lady though.  Every time we hanged out there you wouldnt see a cat anywhere.  Soon as she broke out the pipe, 6 cats sudden appear around her outa nowhere.
2014-02-26 12:38:12 PM  
1 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: ...followed some time later by your dog throwing up steak...and Doritos...and Chips Ahoy...and Slim Jims...and Jello...and probably some bits of rotten squirrel too.


My dogs have always seemed to feel that a really good meal deserves repeating.
 
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