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(Huffington Post)   Maybe you shouldn't be bragging about the food you just got from a food bank...while sitting in your limo   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 23
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9778 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2014 at 6:27 PM (48 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-26 06:37:45 PM  
4 votes:
Gee, and I expected so much more from a 47-year-old who lives with his parents and posts weed videos under the name "bong rip".
2014-02-26 06:35:02 PM  
4 votes:
i527.photobucket.com
2014-02-26 06:17:18 PM  
3 votes:
api.ning.com
2014-02-26 07:50:11 PM  
2 votes:

anuran: AgentPothead: I'd stab that guy and leave him bleeding out in a ditch some place. Which just makes me hope he doesn't die that way.

Nah. Take a bat to him in ways that won't kill him but will leave him unable to walk, talk, use his hands or pee standing up even with expensive surgery.


TO THE PAIN!
2014-02-26 07:13:23 PM  
2 votes:

bunner: There is a given subset of people of all genders, races and creeds who, essentially, get off the bus at age 11 and stay there.  And they're waiting for the world to catch on to how cool they are.  We usually make them marginally famous, employed politicians or pundits.


Like you dont laugh when somebody farts
2014-02-26 07:09:26 PM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: untaken_name: Hermione_Granger: it's necessary for families these days to be able to communicate with the outside world and have a way to entertain their families and kids.

Landlines are like 5 bucks per month these days. And whatever happened to entertaining kids by putting them to work? Would solve the childhood obesity problem, too.

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www.tcd.ie
2014-02-26 07:02:00 PM  
2 votes:
"I live in my music studio, my limo, and my parents let me crash out at their paid," he told HuffPost. "Technically, I am homeless."

And technically Satan was an angel.
2014-02-26 07:00:23 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-26 06:43:39 PM  
2 votes:
I'd stab that guy and leave him bleeding out in a ditch some place. Which just makes me hope he doesn't die that way.
2014-02-26 06:39:56 PM  
2 votes:

abhorrent1: Kind of like all the people that get food stamps and free school lunches for their 4 kids but have smart phones, internet and cable TV.


Ah crap, you've summoned the "b.b.b they have refrigerators brigade"
2014-02-26 06:33:17 PM  
2 votes:
i527.photobucket.com
2014-02-26 10:01:22 PM  
1 votes:

abhorrent1: Nah. They're too busy eating the junk food and drinking the booze I paid for


how do you get in on this, is it like a liquor of the month kinda club or do you do a quarterly thing with a gift basket?
2014-02-26 07:47:27 PM  
1 votes:

Deacon Blue: abhorrent1: fusillade762: Wow. That's some weapons grade asshattery.

Kind of like all the people that get food stamps and free school lunches for their 4 kids but have smart phones, internet and cable TV.

Yeah, but if they didn't have smart phones, internet, and cable TV they'd be out commiting violent crimes


Where do you think they got the smart phones and tvs from?
2014-02-26 07:41:36 PM  
1 votes:

bunner: Like you dont laugh when somebody farts

Actually, no. I don't. I can't wait to see what sort of social failure this makes me. : )


The oldest known joke is a fart joke - written on a  clay tablet found in ancient Sumeria.

Considering in that era, the only people that knew how to read and write were either royalty, the priesthood, or rich merchants, by not laughing at farts, you are effectively demonstrating that you are not even willing to try to be high class.

I'm sure the lower class laughed at farts and fart jokes, too, so buy not laughing, you are below them. Maybe the slave class? They probably wouldn't laugh at their master's farts.
2014-02-26 07:23:03 PM  
1 votes:
Rastaffluenza
2014-02-26 07:10:49 PM  
1 votes:
There is a given subset of people of all genders, races and creeds who, essentially, get off the bus at age 11 and stay there.  And they're waiting for the world to catch on to how cool they are.  We usually make them marginally famous, employed politicians or pundits.
2014-02-26 07:04:58 PM  
1 votes:

untaken_name: Hermione_Granger: it's necessary for families these days to be able to communicate with the outside world and have a way to entertain their families and kids.

Landlines are like 5 bucks per month these days. And whatever happened to entertaining kids by putting them to work? Would solve the childhood obesity problem, too.


4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-26 06:58:45 PM  
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
api.ning.com
2014-02-26 06:51:25 PM  
1 votes:

abhorrent1: fusillade762: Wow. That's some weapons grade asshattery.

Kind of like all the people that get food stamps and free school lunches for their 4 kids but have smart phones, internet and cable TV.


And don't get me started on their fridge.
2014-02-26 06:46:15 PM  
1 votes:
That just makes him a dick
2014-02-26 06:46:00 PM  
1 votes:
I think someone needs to explain to potheads that people like this are not ones you want to support. He makes for a wonderful argument against legalization.
2014-02-26 06:21:27 PM  
1 votes:
Wow. That's some weapons grade asshattery.
2014-02-26 06:04:33 PM  
1 votes:
He's technically homeless and Mitt Romney is technically unemployed.  doesn't mean he goes out and collects unemployment...
 
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