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(Orlando Sentinel)   When choosing between a college football career and impregnating your 14-year-old cousin, incest wins every time in Florida   (thesent.nl) divider line 20
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2014-02-26 02:22:44 PM  
5 votes:
Today I learned somebody monitors the funny/smart voting results...
2014-02-26 12:46:36 PM  
4 votes:
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2014-02-26 02:17:53 PM  
2 votes:
Holy crap. He's a star athlete, farked and impregnated his cousin, black, muslim, and from a poor under-privileged minority home. So if I hook a Republitard and a Democrap up to a generator and force them to watch news footage of this story, the resulting confusion will generate enough current to liberate us from the energy crisis?
2014-02-26 02:01:57 PM  
2 votes:
'...incest wins every time in Florida'?  You're an ignorant A-hole, Smits.
2014-02-26 08:31:13 PM  
1 votes:
The best reason to prosecute the 17 year old who impregnated this 14 year old girl is that it will crush his earning capacity before its ever really born. The baby will materially benefit from a father who will never be able to maintain even a minimum wage job because he's a convicted sex offender.

Having a father labeled a pedophile will also enhance the baby's community standing. If he gets a long enough prison term, he'll be completely absent from the baby's life at least for the critical parental bonding years. With luck, the baby will be denied contact of any kind with its father whatsoever for the entire duration of its childhood. Statistics clearly demonstrate the benefits to children of growing up fatherless.

I applaud prosecutors for having the courage to put this vicious child rapist behind bars where he belongs. This is such a great case, because it gives us the chance to pointlessly destroy or adversely affect two or even three lives (if you count mom) instead of only one.

Statutory rape laws without Romeo & Juliet provisions: they just make sense.
2014-02-26 08:09:28 PM  
1 votes:

IRQ12: untaken_name: IRQ12: untaken_name: OMG! A 17-year-old banged a 14-year-old! Thankfully, this doesn't happen thousands of times per day every single day...

It could have been a 2 year and 2 day difference in age. Law doesn't care.

You can't legislate biology.

No, you can't.  That is why cases like this should be handled in family courts.  It should be 100% sealed/closed and only the family court should recommend charges.  The black and white letter of the law simply can't adjust to every scenario that involves young people and sex.

Unfortunately it will never change because it would be political suicide to infer we should be lighter on "sex crimes".


Never is a long time, my friend. Please don't lose hope.
2014-02-26 02:58:57 PM  
1 votes:

bekaye: Subby, he wasn't charged with incest, "Rhaheed-Muhammad was arrested Monday and charged with lewd and lascivious conduct with a minor".It was disgusting, it was wrong (on so many levels), but Florida did not call it incest.
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The 2013 Florida Statutes
826.04 Incest.-Whoever knowingly marries or has sexual intercourse with a person to whom he or she is related by lineal consanguinity, or a brother, sister, uncle, aunt, nephew, or niece, commits incest, which constitutes a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084. "Sexual intercourse" is the penetration of the female sex organ by the male sex organ, however slight; emission of semen is not required.
History.-s. 47, ch. 74-383; s. 30, ch. 75-298; s. 1281, ch. 97-102.
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So, they could go down on each other, and it would be okay. Apparently, the back door would also work.

Not to mention that it specifies "incest" is only between different genders, so your LGBT incest is also okay...
2014-02-26 02:45:47 PM  
1 votes:

Huntceet: Did he rock her Casbah?


He dropped a bomb between her minarets.
2014-02-26 02:31:04 PM  
1 votes:

The Irresponsible Captain: Remember, wrap it before you tap it. I mean that's perhaps the least of the worries here, but it's a good lesson.

Probably shouldn't be fooling around with a cousin, or someone 4 years younger than you if they happen to be under 18.


Actually, according to the article linked in the first article he is 17. Creepy? Yeah. But, creepy shouldn't mean illegal.
2014-02-26 02:30:07 PM  
1 votes:
Sex between cousins is not really incest, subby. Many states are dropping their prohibition of first cousins marrying, because modern science has shown that the consanguinity is too low to be much of an issue.
2014-02-26 02:28:06 PM  
1 votes:
As a quite red-faced (with embarrassment) U of L alum, who checked out of the situation when they rehired that piece of crap for a coach, read this... I went to all of the hard core UK fans in the area and said "have at it... spew the vile"... This really takes the cake.  As if I needed another reason to despise this program.  This program literally plummeted in a matter of minutes once Strong left.
2014-02-26 02:25:41 PM  
1 votes:

Anayalator: There is someone in this thread who gets ONE funny vote for every post, in every thread. They get that vote within a minute or two of posting. Either that person votes themself funny, or they have one  very  dedicated follower.

I'm not calling out another Farker by name, because that's a messed up thing to do. You know, mention another Farker by their handle in a post on a thread like this. Exactly like this thread.


welcometofark.jpg?!?!?!?

/I better get one of each too!!
2014-02-26 02:23:23 PM  
1 votes:
Remember, wrap it before you tap it. I mean that's perhaps the least of the worries here, but it's a good lesson.

Probably shouldn't be fooling around with a cousin, or someone 4 years younger than you if they happen to be under 18.
2014-02-26 02:19:19 PM  
1 votes:
There is someone in this thread who gets ONE funny vote for every post, in every thread. They get that vote within a minute or two of posting. Either that person votes themself funny, or they have one  very  dedicated follower.

I'm not calling out another Farker by name, because that's a messed up thing to do. You know, mention another Farker by their handle in a post on a thread like this. Exactly like this thread.
2014-02-26 02:12:36 PM  
1 votes:

legion_of_doo: Didnt they say that farking your cousin wasnt so bad, genetics-wise?

It is only after generations of this type of inbreeding where you get things like

prince charles the middle east.
2014-02-26 02:09:43 PM  
1 votes:
Didnt they say that farking your cousin wasnt so bad, genetics-wise?

It is only after generations of this type of inbreeding where you get things like prince charles.
2014-02-26 02:08:12 PM  
1 votes:
Well, he's obviously Muslim, so he's innocent.  The girl on the other hand will be justly stoned to death.
2014-02-26 02:06:36 PM  
1 votes:
The article says it was consensual and that she got an abortion.  Doesn't that fix everything?  He's a football player, for crying out loud!
2014-02-26 01:36:40 PM  
1 votes:
Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad

white people's problems.
2014-02-26 12:36:19 PM  
1 votes:
www.lipscomb.umn.edu

Approves...as long as he makes an honest woman of her.
 
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