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(Orlando Sentinel)   When choosing between a college football career and impregnating your 14-year-old cousin, incest wins every time in Florida   (thesent.nl) divider line 135
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2014-02-26 03:31:17 PM

d23: washington-babylon: Sounds like the plot to a lot of romantic comedy animes. You are in for a fun (and often embarrassing through no fault of your own) time and there will always be another girl who shows up to make it a triangular relationship, and somehow you will wind up having to choose from a harem of gorgeous possibilities, one of which is either an alien or minor deity.

You wouldn't want to be Rito Yuuki in To Love-Ru? The guy gets to accidentally motorboat at gorgeous babe in every chapter?

Keitaro Urashima in Love Hina has a house of gorgeous co-eds in love with him.  What the hell is wrong with that?

Live in manga land is good.


Except that in Rito's case, he gets his ass kicked by half of those girls as a result.
 
2014-02-26 03:36:56 PM

boyvoyeur: Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad

Guilty!

I'm sorry. What was the question?


Do we hang him, then we kill him?

/i say we let him go
 
2014-02-26 03:39:46 PM
Maul555 2014-02-26 03:11:06 PM
Okieboy: I was kinda OK with it (one of those 'so that's how it is....kinda things) but then the article mentioned he started fooling around with her starting when she was 11. Damn

There is a 3 year age difference between them... That means he was 14 when it all started... condisering the age difference, as long as it was consensual, there is not a whole lot to give a damn about here...



I know I wouldn't want a 14 year old boy boning my 11 year old prepubescent daughter (if I had one) but I see your point.
 
2014-02-26 03:44:18 PM

legion_of_doo: Didnt they say that farking your cousin wasnt so bad, genetics-wise?

It is only after generations of this type of inbreeding where you get things like prince charles.


Yeah it's never really a genetic issue with people unless it's been going on for generations, particularly in a homogeneous population. Royalty is famous for the birth defects because they intermarried very heavily, it didn't happen nearly as much in the general population. But one of the reasons for marriage between cousins was because it was diverse enough to usually avoid defects, but close enough that you would keep wealth in the family. Royalty just took it to the extreme.
 
2014-02-26 03:46:03 PM
Was he trying to get rid of AIDS?
 
2014-02-26 03:50:57 PM

Sybarite: Approve


I came here to ask if his name was Jerry Lee.
/i hate you
 
2014-02-26 03:54:16 PM

daemoncan: Ryker's Peninsula: I had sex with my third cousin.  I know it's kinda gross, so I'm just going to stop counting.

Stop counting which?  How many times removed the cousin yer doin it with is, or the number of times ya dunnit?


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-02-26 03:57:11 PM

Latinwolf: d23: washington-babylon: Sounds like the plot to a lot of romantic comedy animes. You are in for a fun (and often embarrassing through no fault of your own) time and there will always be another girl who shows up to make it a triangular relationship, and somehow you will wind up having to choose from a harem of gorgeous possibilities, one of which is either an alien or minor deity.

You wouldn't want to be Rito Yuuki in To Love-Ru? The guy gets to accidentally motorboat at gorgeous babe in every chapter?

Keitaro Urashima in Love Hina has a house of gorgeous co-eds in love with him.  What the hell is wrong with that?

Live in manga land is good.

Except that in Rito's case, he gets his ass kicked by half of those girls as a result.


True, but I don't think he really minded (at least with Golden Darkness anyway). Now crucified and set on fire? Yeah, that's unpleasant, and happened to a dude named Tsukune Aono at the end of the first season of Rosario + Vampire.
 
2014-02-26 04:05:57 PM

washington-babylon: Holy crap. He's a star athlete, farked and impregnated his cousin, black, muslim, and from a poor under-privileged minority home. So if I hook a Republitard and a Democrap up to a generator and force them to watch news footage of this story, the resulting confusion will generate enough current to liberate us from the energy crisis?


Great... this happened in my town. If the derp that will surround this could generate power I have a feeling we could turn off the local nuke plant and power the area with that.
 
2014-02-26 04:11:35 PM

AngryDragon: Maul555: As usual, we need to know if she was hot or not before passing judgement...

She is 14, what do you think?


See:  Meme
 
2014-02-26 04:13:06 PM

Maul555: AngryDragon: Maul555: As usual, we need to know if she was hot or not before passing judgement...

She is 14, what do you think?

See:  Meme


Also... there are plenty of attractive 14 year olds out there...  Just because its illegal doesnt mean people stop noticing.
 
2014-02-26 04:13:10 PM
And, should be noted, was going to Kentucky to play college football...
 
2014-02-26 04:27:58 PM
I'm sure it was said early in the thread, but at least they didn't force her to give birth to it.

So, yeay Florida?
 
2014-02-26 04:28:36 PM

Latinwolf: IP: Wasn't this legal at some point down there?   The cousin part, not the 14-year-old part.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 350x216]
The dark blue states are where marriage between cousins is allowed. I was surprised to find NY state as one where it's allowed.


My state is striped.  Does that mean it's ok to have sex with animals?
 
2014-02-26 04:48:09 PM
jbrad47128 : As a quite red-faced (with embarrassment) U of L alum, who checked out of the situation when they rehired that piece of crap for a coach, read this... I went to all of the hard core UK fans in the area and said "have at it... spew the vile"... This really takes the cake. As if I needed another reason to despise this program. This program literally plummeted in a matter of minutes once Strong left.

Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad is 6'4" tall, weighs 245 and runs a 4.5 forty. He might be a cousin raping pedophile, but I bet that Bobby Petrino will find a way to keep him. After all, you don't barbeque your prized bull for pooping in your yard.
 
2014-02-26 05:01:00 PM

Igor Jakovsky: washington-babylon: Holy crap. He's a star athlete, farked and impregnated his cousin, black, muslim, and from a poor under-privileged minority home. So if I hook a Republitard and a Democrap up to a generator and force them to watch news footage of this story, the resulting confusion will generate enough current to liberate us from the energy crisis?

Great... this happened in my town. If the derp that will surround this could generate power I have a feeling we could turn off the local nuke plant and power the area with that.


I propose we call this new element "Retardium". And yes, that's a shameless ripoff of Sequential Art (one of the most awesome webcomics still active).

www.collectedcurios.com
 
2014-02-26 05:02:05 PM
Coach Petrino, any comments?
i2.cdn.turner.com
"We'll just give her a job."
 
2014-02-26 05:09:35 PM

Sgt.Zim: bekaye: Subby, he wasn't charged with incest, "Rhaheed-Muhammad was arrested Monday and charged with lewd and lascivious conduct with a minor".It was disgusting, it was wrong (on so many levels), but Florida did not call it incest.
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The 2013 Florida Statutes
826.04 Incest.-Whoever knowingly marries or has sexual intercourse with a person to whom he or she is related by lineal consanguinity, or a brother, sister, uncle, aunt, nephew, or niece, commits incest, which constitutes a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084. "Sexual intercourse" is the penetration of the female sex organ by the male sex organ, however slight; emission of semen is not required.
History.-s. 47, ch. 74-383; s. 30, ch. 75-298; s. 1281, ch. 97-102.
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So, they could go down on each other, and it would be okay. Apparently, the back door would also work.

Not to mention that it specifies "incest" is only between different genders, so your LGBT incest is also okay...


I'm sure glad they covered "just the tip" though.
 
2014-02-26 05:35:36 PM

Brick-House: I am getting a bj from my sister right now, so I am getting a ki... oh yeah... that's it, oow, oow, getting close. little more, little more... AHHHHHH.... Damn, that was good.

now what was I saying?


You're calling in sick to work?
 
2014-02-26 05:38:26 PM
OMG! A 17-year-old banged a 14-year-old! Thankfully, this doesn't happen thousands of times per day every single day...
 
2014-02-26 05:45:46 PM

blatz514: Latinwolf: IP: Wasn't this legal at some point down there?   The cousin part, not the 14-year-old part.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 350x216]
The dark blue states are where marriage between cousins is allowed. I was surprised to find NY state as one where it's allowed.

My state is striped.  Does that mean it's ok to have sex with animals?


Why you ask - got a date tonight?
 
2014-02-26 05:50:21 PM
The article said that he was accused on improperly touching his cousin. The fact that she's pregnant kind of tellse he did it properly.
 
2014-02-26 06:58:18 PM

untaken_name: OMG! A 17-year-old banged a 14-year-old! Thankfully, this doesn't happen thousands of times per day every single day...


It could have been a 2 year and 2 day difference in age. Law doesn't care.
 
2014-02-26 06:59:30 PM

IRQ12: untaken_name: OMG! A 17-year-old banged a 14-year-old! Thankfully, this doesn't happen thousands of times per day every single day...

It could have been a 2 year and 2 day difference in age. Law doesn't care.


You can't legislate biology.
 
2014-02-26 08:00:12 PM

untaken_name: IRQ12: untaken_name: OMG! A 17-year-old banged a 14-year-old! Thankfully, this doesn't happen thousands of times per day every single day...

It could have been a 2 year and 2 day difference in age. Law doesn't care.

You can't legislate biology.


No, you can't.  That is why cases like this should be handled in family courts.  It should be 100% sealed/closed and only the family court should recommend charges.  The black and white letter of the law simply can't adjust to every scenario that involves young people and sex.

Unfortunately it will never change because it would be political suicide to infer we should be lighter on "sex crimes".
 
2014-02-26 08:09:28 PM

IRQ12: untaken_name: IRQ12: untaken_name: OMG! A 17-year-old banged a 14-year-old! Thankfully, this doesn't happen thousands of times per day every single day...

It could have been a 2 year and 2 day difference in age. Law doesn't care.

You can't legislate biology.

No, you can't.  That is why cases like this should be handled in family courts.  It should be 100% sealed/closed and only the family court should recommend charges.  The black and white letter of the law simply can't adjust to every scenario that involves young people and sex.

Unfortunately it will never change because it would be political suicide to infer we should be lighter on "sex crimes".


Never is a long time, my friend. Please don't lose hope.
 
2014-02-26 08:31:13 PM
The best reason to prosecute the 17 year old who impregnated this 14 year old girl is that it will crush his earning capacity before its ever really born. The baby will materially benefit from a father who will never be able to maintain even a minimum wage job because he's a convicted sex offender.

Having a father labeled a pedophile will also enhance the baby's community standing. If he gets a long enough prison term, he'll be completely absent from the baby's life at least for the critical parental bonding years. With luck, the baby will be denied contact of any kind with its father whatsoever for the entire duration of its childhood. Statistics clearly demonstrate the benefits to children of growing up fatherless.

I applaud prosecutors for having the courage to put this vicious child rapist behind bars where he belongs. This is such a great case, because it gives us the chance to pointlessly destroy or adversely affect two or even three lives (if you count mom) instead of only one.

Statutory rape laws without Romeo & Juliet provisions: they just make sense.
 
2014-02-26 08:56:52 PM

FloridaFarkTag: And, should be noted, was going to Kentucky Louisville to play college football...


FTFY
 
2014-02-26 11:15:43 PM
Now I want to know how black people do the Deliverance thing.  "Drop them pants" is no good because their pants are already down to their knees.
 
2014-02-26 11:28:05 PM
" Fort Pierce Central High School linebacker Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad is accused of inappropriately touching his cousin since she was 11 years old "

Shiara law... ain't it great?
 
2014-02-27 01:22:55 AM
17 and 14 is legal in my state.  14 and 11, not so much.

But I think FL is one of those stupid states where they can persecute two 17 year olds for farking.

/yes, I meant persecute.
 
2014-02-27 08:02:09 AM

Baz744: The best reason to prosecute the 17 year old who impregnated this 14 year old girl is that it will crush his earning capacity before its ever really born. The baby will materially benefit from a father who will never be able to maintain even a minimum wage job because he's a convicted sex offender.

Having a father labeled a pedophile will also enhance the baby's community standing. If he gets a long enough prison term, he'll be completely absent from the baby's life at least for the critical parental bonding years. With luck, the baby will be denied contact of any kind with its father whatsoever for the entire duration of its childhood. Statistics clearly demonstrate the benefits to children of growing up fatherless.

I applaud prosecutors for having the courage to put this vicious child rapist behind bars where he belongs. This is such a great case, because it gives us the chance to pointlessly destroy or adversely affect two or even three lives (if you count mom) instead of only one.

Statutory rape laws without Romeo & Juliet provisions: they just make sense.


As has been pointed out multiple times, she had an abortion.
 
2014-02-27 03:35:51 PM

9Speed: Baz744: The best reason to prosecute the 17 year old who impregnated this 14 year old girl is that it will crush his earning capacity before its ever really born. The baby will materially benefit from a father who will never be able to maintain even a minimum wage job because he's a convicted sex offender.

Having a father labeled a pedophile will also enhance the baby's community standing. If he gets a long enough prison term, he'll be completely absent from the baby's life at least for the critical parental bonding years. With luck, the baby will be denied contact of any kind with its father whatsoever for the entire duration of its childhood. Statistics clearly demonstrate the benefits to children of growing up fatherless.

I applaud prosecutors for having the courage to put this vicious child rapist behind bars where he belongs. This is such a great case, because it gives us the chance to pointlessly destroy or adversely affect two or even three lives (if you count mom) instead of only one.

Statutory rape laws without Romeo & Juliet provisions: they just make sense.

As has been pointed out multiple times, she had an abortion.


I see. Well then it makes perfect sense. My bad.
 
2014-02-27 03:42:27 PM

9Speed: Baz744: The best reason to prosecute the 17 year old who impregnated this 14 year old girl is that it will crush his earning capacity before its ever really born. The baby will materially benefit from a father who will never be able to maintain even a minimum wage job because he's a convicted sex offender.

Having a father labeled a pedophile will also enhance the baby's community standing. If he gets a long enough prison term, he'll be completely absent from the baby's life at least for the critical parental bonding years. With luck, the baby will be denied contact of any kind with its father whatsoever for the entire duration of its childhood. Statistics clearly demonstrate the benefits to children of growing up fatherless.

I applaud prosecutors for having the courage to put this vicious child rapist behind bars where he belongs. This is such a great case, because it gives us the chance to pointlessly destroy or adversely affect two or even three lives (if you count mom) instead of only one.

Statutory rape laws without Romeo & Juliet provisions: they just make sense.

As has been pointed out multiple times, she had an abortion.


So, problem solved?
 
2014-02-27 06:00:38 PM
I started with mine when she was 11 too, but I was 14 at the time. We had no kids.
 
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