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(Orlando Sentinel)   When choosing between a college football career and impregnating your 14-year-old cousin, incest wins every time in Florida   (thesent.nl) divider line 135
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2014-02-26 12:36:19 PM
www.lipscomb.umn.edu

Approves...as long as he makes an honest woman of her.
 
2014-02-26 12:46:36 PM
Warning:  Auto-play video
 
2014-02-26 01:19:18 PM
Was she cute?


/has a seat over there,
 
2014-02-26 01:36:40 PM
Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad

white people's problems.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-26 01:37:42 PM
Choosing? I'm bad at sports.
 
2014-02-26 02:01:22 PM
Was this on Maury? In West Virginia, this is known as "Goin outside the family".
 
2014-02-26 02:01:57 PM
'...incest wins every time in Florida'?  You're an ignorant A-hole, Smits.
 
2014-02-26 02:02:28 PM
Did Sharieff like it? Did he think it was kosher?
 
2014-02-26 02:03:42 PM
Some folks'll never eat a skunk
But then again, some folks'll
Like Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad, the slack-jawed yokel
Most folks'll never lose a toe
But then again, some folks'll
Like Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad, the slack-jawed yokel


 
IP
2014-02-26 02:05:36 PM
Wasn't this legal at some point down there?   The cousin part, not the 14-year-old part.
 
2014-02-26 02:06:36 PM
The article says it was consensual and that she got an abortion.  Doesn't that fix everything?  He's a football player, for crying out loud!
 
2014-02-26 02:07:03 PM

IP: Wasn't this legal at some point down there?   The cousin part, not the 14-year-old part.


Only in Shelbyville
 
2014-02-26 02:08:12 PM
Well, he's obviously Muslim, so he's innocent.  The girl on the other hand will be justly stoned to death.
 
2014-02-26 02:08:15 PM
PLAY BALL!


www.hdwallpaperstube.com
 
2014-02-26 02:08:35 PM
And today's unfortunate placement award:

Under - Check this out...

to the right of the article:

www.trbimg.com Sometimes the siblings look even better.
 
2014-02-26 02:08:52 PM

StrikitRich: '...incest wins every time in Florida'?  You're an ignorant A-hole, Smits.


That's why it's called "wincest"

/umad
 
2014-02-26 02:09:13 PM

vudukungfu: Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad

white people's problems.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-26 02:09:36 PM
I'm not judging this guy.  I have really hawt cousins.
 
2014-02-26 02:09:43 PM
Didnt they say that farking your cousin wasnt so bad, genetics-wise?

It is only after generations of this type of inbreeding where you get things like prince charles.
 
2014-02-26 02:11:37 PM
Don't care, had sex.
 
2014-02-26 02:12:36 PM

legion_of_doo: Didnt they say that farking your cousin wasnt so bad, genetics-wise?

It is only after generations of this type of inbreeding where you get things like

prince charles the middle east.
 
2014-02-26 02:13:08 PM
He's black?  That's throwing my whole game off.  I came in expecting that some overalls-wearing hillbilly named Cletus was shtupping his cousin.
 
2014-02-26 02:15:23 PM
The Muthaship prince charles the middle east. Hapsburg Jaw

g'wan, Google it-I'll wait
 
2014-02-26 02:17:29 PM

netizencain: Warning:  Auto-play video


Warning: somebody that doesn't know about Flashblock.  Pity him or mock him as you see fit
 
2014-02-26 02:17:32 PM
Is Louisville going to inbredshirt him?
 
2014-02-26 02:17:53 PM
Holy crap. He's a star athlete, farked and impregnated his cousin, black, muslim, and from a poor under-privileged minority home. So if I hook a Republitard and a Democrap up to a generator and force them to watch news footage of this story, the resulting confusion will generate enough current to liberate us from the energy crisis?
 
2014-02-26 02:18:11 PM

legion_of_doo: Didnt they say that farking your cousin wasnt so bad, genetics-wise?

It is only after generations of this type of inbreeding where you get things like prince charles.


That's true, but it's news because nearly all cultures have a taboo against it and such violations are salacious and generate page-clicks.
 
2014-02-26 02:18:17 PM

Molavian: He's black?  That's throwing my whole game off.  I came in expecting that some overalls-wearing hillbilly named Cletus was shtupping his cousin.


that or Cletus has one helluva tan
 
2014-02-26 02:18:58 PM
[whynotbothgirl.jpg]
 
2014-02-26 02:19:19 PM
There is someone in this thread who gets ONE funny vote for every post, in every thread. They get that vote within a minute or two of posting. Either that person votes themself funny, or they have one  very  dedicated follower.

I'm not calling out another Farker by name, because that's a messed up thing to do. You know, mention another Farker by their handle in a post on a thread like this. Exactly like this thread.
 
2014-02-26 02:19:29 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Is Louisville going to inbredshirt him?


Somebody sweep up and get the lights.
 
2014-02-26 02:20:05 PM

content6.flixster.com


RIP OMAR SHARIFF'S CAREER

 
2014-02-26 02:21:46 PM

Molavian: He's black?  That's throwing my whole game off.  I came in expecting that some overalls-wearing hillbilly named Cletus was shtupping his cousin.


Really? Black?

Well that totally changes the complexion of the story for me.

/guilty!
 
2014-02-26 02:22:25 PM
I have a gorgeous, intelligent, funny cousin.  She's adopted.

/giggity
//GIGGITY
///gi
////ggi
//ty
 
2014-02-26 02:22:44 PM
media2.wptv.com
 
2014-02-26 02:22:44 PM
Today I learned somebody monitors the funny/smart voting results...
 
2014-02-26 02:23:23 PM
Remember, wrap it before you tap it. I mean that's perhaps the least of the worries here, but it's a good lesson.

Probably shouldn't be fooling around with a cousin, or someone 4 years younger than you if they happen to be under 18.
 
2014-02-26 02:23:25 PM
When I opened the article, the ad that ran before the video was for Friday Night Tykes.
 
2014-02-26 02:23:36 PM

Ponzholio: Today I learned somebody monitors the funny/smart voting results...


You now have one vote for each.
 
2014-02-26 02:24:40 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: And today's unfortunate placement award:

Under - Check this out...

to the right of the article:

Sometimes the siblings look even better.


unfortunate or knows their target audience?
 
2014-02-26 02:25:06 PM

Bane of Broone: StrikitRich: '...incest wins every time in Florida'?  You're an ignorant A-hole, Smits.

That's why it's called "wincest"

/umad


Wrong. Wincest only happens between Dean and Sam.
 
2014-02-26 02:25:38 PM
It's all relative.
 
2014-02-26 02:25:41 PM

Anayalator: There is someone in this thread who gets ONE funny vote for every post, in every thread. They get that vote within a minute or two of posting. Either that person votes themself funny, or they have one  very  dedicated follower.

I'm not calling out another Farker by name, because that's a messed up thing to do. You know, mention another Farker by their handle in a post on a thread like this. Exactly like this thread.


welcometofark.jpg?!?!?!?

/I better get one of each too!!
 
2014-02-26 02:26:36 PM
We're. Still. Number one.
Suck it you 51 other states.
 
2014-02-26 02:27:39 PM

Ponzholio: Today I learned somebody monitors the funny/smart voting results...


Liked and Upvoted and such
 
2014-02-26 02:28:06 PM
As a quite red-faced (with embarrassment) U of L alum, who checked out of the situation when they rehired that piece of crap for a coach, read this... I went to all of the hard core UK fans in the area and said "have at it... spew the vile"... This really takes the cake.  As if I needed another reason to despise this program.  This program literally plummeted in a matter of minutes once Strong left.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-26 02:28:17 PM

legion_of_doo: Didnt they say that farking your cousin wasnt so bad, genetics-wise?

It is only after generations of this type of inbreeding where you get things like prince charles.


Learned from Wikipedia just now: the breeding of cousins is often called "Linebreeding," and it's less dangerous for defects.  If you Linebreed an animal too much, however, it gets dangerous because of lack of genetic diversity.
 
2014-02-26 02:28:25 PM

ChipNASA: Anayalator: There is someone in this thread who gets ONE funny vote for every post, in every thread. They get that vote within a minute or two of posting. Either that person votes themself funny, or they have one  very  dedicated follower.

I'm not calling out another Farker by name, because that's a messed up thing to do. You know, mention another Farker by their handle in a post on a thread like this. Exactly like this thread.

welcometofark.jpg?!?!?!?

/I better get one of each too!!

knityorkcity.com

 
2014-02-26 02:28:58 PM

legion_of_doo: Didnt they say that farking your cousin wasnt so bad, genetics-wise?

It is only after generations of this type of inbreeding where you get things like prince charles.


"Queen Victoria, one of our frumpier queens.  Well, they're all frumpy, aren't they?  Because it's a bad idea when cousins marry!" ~Eddie Izzard
 
2014-02-26 02:29:06 PM
I had sex with my third cousin.  I know it's kinda gross, so I'm just going to stop counting.
 
2014-02-26 02:30:07 PM
Sex between cousins is not really incest, subby. Many states are dropping their prohibition of first cousins marrying, because modern science has shown that the consanguinity is too low to be much of an issue.
 
2014-02-26 02:30:22 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: We're. Still. Number one.
Suck it you 51 other states.


Shhh. The British and Canadians get very defensive when we bring up their de facto state status.
 
2014-02-26 02:31:04 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Remember, wrap it before you tap it. I mean that's perhaps the least of the worries here, but it's a good lesson.

Probably shouldn't be fooling around with a cousin, or someone 4 years younger than you if they happen to be under 18.


Actually, according to the article linked in the first article he is 17. Creepy? Yeah. But, creepy shouldn't mean illegal.
 
2014-02-26 02:31:05 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
Lightweight.
 
2014-02-26 02:32:22 PM

Anayalator: There is someone in this thread who gets ONE funny vote for every post, in every thread. They get that vote within a minute or two of posting. Either that person votes themself funny, or they have one  very  dedicated follower.

I'm not calling out another Farker by name, because that's a messed up thing to do. You know, mention another Farker by their handle in a post on a thread like this. Exactly like this thread.


You should see when they "smart" all their alts posts in politics threads.
 
2014-02-26 02:33:19 PM

vudukungfu: Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad

white people's problems.


Honestly, when I saw that name I was expecting some sort of button-down, nerdy white kid.
 
2014-02-26 02:33:33 PM

KidKorporate: I have a gorgeous, intelligent, funny cousin.  She's adopted.

/giggity
//GIGGITY
///gi
////ggi
//ty


Sounds like the plot to a lot of romantic comedy animes. You are in for a fun (and often embarrassing through no fault of your own) time and there will always be another girl who shows up to make it a triangular relationship, and somehow you will wind up having to choose from a harem of gorgeous possibilities, one of which is either an alien or minor deity.

/Translation: Your life is about to suck.
 
2014-02-26 02:33:39 PM
Boys will be boys...
 
2014-02-26 02:34:31 PM
Typical Gator.
 
2014-02-26 02:36:14 PM
"Court ordered testing of remains".

Hopefully the court order was before the abortion. That way they can just suck it up with a big syringe off the floor of the office.

Otherwise someone has to go dumpster diving and fight any birds or rodents for it.
 
2014-02-26 02:37:14 PM
Vice is nice, but incest is best.
 
2014-02-26 02:37:21 PM
whynotboth.jpeg
 
2014-02-26 02:37:36 PM

ChipNASA: Anayalator: There is someone in this thread who gets ONE funny vote for every post, in every thread. They get that vote within a minute or two of posting. Either that person votes themself funny, or they have one  very  dedicated follower.

I'm not calling out another Farker by name, because that's a messed up thing to do. You know, mention another Farker by their handle in a post on a thread like this. Exactly like this thread.

welcometofark.jpg?!?!?!?

/I better get one of each too!!


I have 7,235 alts and every one of them votes for every single post of mine.  I used to have 7,236 but you post one pic of a slug balanced on your...
 
2014-02-26 02:37:52 PM

Smeggy Smurf: netizencain: Warning:  Auto-play video

Warning: somebody that doesn't know about Flashblock.  Pity him or mock him as you see fit


Or we're using school/work computers.  So go fark yourself.
 
2014-02-26 02:38:13 PM
Let's just say that when I think 'Florida and incest' the person with a name like Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad is not one who comes to mind.
that one is more along the lines of Detroit gangbanger, drive by or home invasion type headline.

/ducks
 
2014-02-26 02:38:14 PM

Debeo Summa Credo: "Court ordered testing of remains".

Hopefully the court order was before the abortion. That way they can just suck it up with a big syringe off the floor of the office.

Otherwise someone has to go dumpster diving and fight any birds or rodents for it.


Check the Shop-Vac.
 
2014-02-26 02:39:26 PM

tlars699: Bane of Broone: StrikitRich: '...incest wins every time in Florida'?  You're an ignorant A-hole, Smits.

That's why it's called "wincest"

/umad

Wrong. Wincest only happens between Dean and Sam.


Ilikeyoutrickster.gif
 
2014-02-26 02:39:36 PM
Subby, he wasn't charged with incest, "Rhaheed-Muhammad was arrested Monday and charged with lewd and lascivious conduct with a minor".It was disgusting, it was wrong (on so many levels), but Florida did not call it incest.
--------------------------------------------------------
The 2013 Florida Statutes
826.04 Incest.-Whoever knowingly marries or has sexual intercourse with a person to whom he or she is related by lineal consanguinity, or a brother, sister, uncle, aunt, nephew, or niece, commits incest, which constitutes a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084. "Sexual intercourse" is the penetration of the female sex organ by the male sex organ, however slight; emission of semen is not required.
History.-s. 47, ch. 74-383; s. 30, ch. 75-298; s. 1281, ch. 97-102.

--------------------------------------------------------
 
2014-02-26 02:40:07 PM

voran: Smeggy Smurf: netizencain: Warning:  Auto-play video

Warning: somebody that doesn't know about Flashblock.  Pity him or mock him as you see fit

Or we're using school/work computers.  So go fark yourself.


Now now, being the kind of person who would post what Smeggy did is plenty of punishment all by itself.

No need for profanity.
 
2014-02-26 02:40:57 PM

Mr. Right: The article says it was consensual and that she got an abortion.  Doesn't that fix everything?  He's a football player, for crying out loud!


JackieRabbit: Sex between cousins is not really incest, subby. Many states are dropping their prohibition of first cousins marrying, because modern science has shown that the consanguinity is too low to be much of an issue.


So, how long have you been married to your cousin?
 
2014-02-26 02:41:01 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: I had sex with my third cousin.  I know it's kinda gross, so I'm just going to stop counting.


+1, LOL'd, would read again.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-26 02:42:09 PM

washington-babylon: Sounds like the plot to a lot of romantic comedy animes. You are in for a fun (and often embarrassing through no fault of your own) time and there will always be another girl who shows up to make it a triangular relationship, and somehow you will wind up having to choose from a harem of gorgeous possibilities, one of which is either an alien or minor deity.


You wouldn't want to be Rito Yuuki in To Love-Ru? The guy gets to accidentally motorboat at gorgeous babe in every chapter?

Keitaro Urashima in Love Hina has a house of gorgeous co-eds in love with him.  What the hell is wrong with that?

Live in manga land is good.
 
2014-02-26 02:43:05 PM
My father married his cousin (not my mother).  I think she was a tad older than 14, but yeah I do come from pretty serious redneck stock.
 
2014-02-26 02:43:47 PM
I was kinda OK with it (one of those 'so that's how it is....kinda things) but then the article mentioned he started fooling around with her starting when she was 11.  Damn
 
2014-02-26 02:44:35 PM
Did he rock her Casbah?
 
2014-02-26 02:45:47 PM

Huntceet: Did he rock her Casbah?


He dropped a bomb between her minarets.
 
2014-02-26 02:46:02 PM
"somebody say cousin?"

static2.businessinsider.com

/hot
 
2014-02-26 02:46:04 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-26 02:46:38 PM

blatz514: ChipNASA: Anayalator: There is someone in this thread who gets ONE funny vote for every post, in every thread. They get that vote within a minute or two of posting. Either that person votes themself funny, or they have one  very  dedicated follower.

I'm not calling out another Farker by name, because that's a messed up thing to do. You know, mention another Farker by their handle in a post on a thread like this. Exactly like this thread.

welcometofark.jpg?!?!?!?

/I better get one of each too!!

[knityorkcity.com image 400x225]


24.media.tumblr.com


/actually I larfed!!!!
 
2014-02-26 02:48:33 PM
Well I'm sure he'll be a present and active father.
 
2014-02-26 02:50:53 PM

tlars699: Bane of Broone: StrikitRich: '...incest wins every time in Florida'?  You're an ignorant A-hole, Smits.

That's why it's called "wincest"

/umad

Wrong. Wincest only happens between Dean and Sam.


Can it really be "win" if it's a crap show?
 
2014-02-26 02:51:07 PM
Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad

This kid never had a chance.
 
2014-02-26 02:51:13 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Well I'm sure he'll be a present and active father.


For which one of his kids?
 
2014-02-26 02:54:19 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Well I'm sure he'll be a present and active father.


Considering she had an abortion, probably not.

Unless he's being all paternal over a lump of what essentially looks like phlegmy hamburger.  But it's hard to wrap that in a blue blankie without getting weird looks.

/enjoy your lunch hour.
 
2014-02-26 02:56:07 PM

voran: Smeggy Smurf: netizencain: Warning:  Auto-play video

Warning: somebody that doesn't know about Flashblock.  Pity him or mock him as you see fit

Or we're using school/work computers.  So go fark yourself.


So pity is not an option for you
 
2014-02-26 02:58:57 PM

bekaye: Subby, he wasn't charged with incest, "Rhaheed-Muhammad was arrested Monday and charged with lewd and lascivious conduct with a minor".It was disgusting, it was wrong (on so many levels), but Florida did not call it incest.
--------------------------------------------------------
The 2013 Florida Statutes
826.04 Incest.-Whoever knowingly marries or has sexual intercourse with a person to whom he or she is related by lineal consanguinity, or a brother, sister, uncle, aunt, nephew, or niece, commits incest, which constitutes a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084. "Sexual intercourse" is the penetration of the female sex organ by the male sex organ, however slight; emission of semen is not required.
History.-s. 47, ch. 74-383; s. 30, ch. 75-298; s. 1281, ch. 97-102.
--------------------------------------------------------


So, they could go down on each other, and it would be okay. Apparently, the back door would also work.

Not to mention that it specifies "incest" is only between different genders, so your LGBT incest is also okay...
 
2014-02-26 02:59:10 PM
As usual, we need to know if she was hot or not before passing judgement...
 
2014-02-26 03:01:01 PM

ChipNASA: vudukungfu: Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad

white people's problems.

[i.imgur.com image 470x264]


:)
Couldn't resist.
It's not liek eh was named John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith.
 
2014-02-26 03:02:10 PM

d23: washington-babylon: Sounds like the plot to a lot of romantic comedy animes. You are in for a fun (and often embarrassing through no fault of your own) time and there will always be another girl who shows up to make it a triangular relationship, and somehow you will wind up having to choose from a harem of gorgeous possibilities, one of which is either an alien or minor deity.

You wouldn't want to be Rito Yuuki in To Love-Ru? The guy gets to accidentally motorboat at gorgeous babe in every chapter?

Keitaro Urashima in Love Hina has a house of gorgeous co-eds in love with him.  What the hell is wrong with that?

Live in manga land is good.


Whoa there. I never said anything about not wanting to be in that situation. Rito is a lucky bastard, but Keitaro was not nearly as enviable as Yamada Seina  from Tenchi Muyo GXP. And what about Saito Hiraga from The Familiar of Zero? Dude was a regular playboy for cryin' out loud. And there is the entirely enviable situation of Rin Tsuchimi in Shuffle! . Of course if you are good at faking not being human you could swap with Tsukune Aono from Rosario + Vampire and be in a enviable position (until you get found out and partially crucified, at least).
 
2014-02-26 03:02:56 PM
Can't we just nuke Florida already? I mean, what's there? Old people living off the dole, meth-heads and criminals. We can get oranges from somewhere else.
 
2014-02-26 03:11:06 PM

Okieboy: I was kinda OK with it (one of those 'so that's how it is....kinda things) but then the article mentioned he started fooling around with her starting when she was 11.  Damn


There is a 3 year age difference between them...  That means he was 14 when it all started...   condisering the age difference, as long as it was consensual, there is not a whole lot to give a damn about here...
 
2014-02-26 03:13:55 PM
I am getting a bj from my sister right now, so I am getting a ki... oh yeah... that's it, oow, oow, getting close. little more, little more... AHHHHHH.... Damn, that was good.

now what was I saying?
 
2014-02-26 03:19:41 PM
Sgt.Zim:

Not to mention that it specifies "incest" is only between different genders, so your LGBT incest is also okay...

Woohoo! Twins for the threeway!
 
2014-02-26 03:20:42 PM
Isn't the Florida State Motto "Best skin is that of a kin?"
 
2014-02-26 03:23:15 PM

d23: legion_of_doo: Didnt they say that farking your cousin wasnt so bad, genetics-wise?
It is only after generations of this type of inbreeding where you get things like prince charles.

Learned from Wikipedia just now: the breeding of cousins is often called "Linebreeding," and it's less dangerous for defects


Most people have 32 great-great-great-grandparents.
Not Charles II of Spain, however. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain

He had only 12, due to massive amounts of Linebreeding.
 
2014-02-26 03:26:07 PM

IP: Wasn't this legal at some point down there?   The cousin part, not the 14-year-old part.


upload.wikimedia.org
The dark blue states are where marriage between cousins is allowed. I was surprised to find NY state as one where it's allowed.
 
2014-02-26 03:27:08 PM

Maul555: As usual, we need to know if she was hot or not before passing judgement...


She is 14, what do you think?
 
2014-02-26 03:29:16 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: I had sex with my third cousin.  I know it's kinda gross, so I'm just going to stop counting.


Stop counting which?  How many times removed the cousin yer doin it with is, or the number of times ya dunnit?
 
2014-02-26 03:30:44 PM

SDRR: Mr. Right: The article says it was consensual and that she got an abortion.  Doesn't that fix everything?  He's a football player, for crying out loud!


So, how long have you been married to your cousin?


Not married to my cousin at all.  But he's a football player!  Surely he can be forgiven a few boyish indiscretions.  And besides, the girl got an abortion.  There isn't any baby involved, anymore.  How can he be a babydaddy when there's no baby?  Just drop this and let the boy get on with his life.  No harm, no foul!  Did I mention, he's a football player?

/was that sarcastic enough for you to catch it?
 
2014-02-26 03:31:10 PM
Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad

Guilty!

I'm sorry. What was the question?
 
2014-02-26 03:31:17 PM

d23: washington-babylon: Sounds like the plot to a lot of romantic comedy animes. You are in for a fun (and often embarrassing through no fault of your own) time and there will always be another girl who shows up to make it a triangular relationship, and somehow you will wind up having to choose from a harem of gorgeous possibilities, one of which is either an alien or minor deity.

You wouldn't want to be Rito Yuuki in To Love-Ru? The guy gets to accidentally motorboat at gorgeous babe in every chapter?

Keitaro Urashima in Love Hina has a house of gorgeous co-eds in love with him.  What the hell is wrong with that?

Live in manga land is good.


Except that in Rito's case, he gets his ass kicked by half of those girls as a result.
 
2014-02-26 03:36:56 PM

boyvoyeur: Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad

Guilty!

I'm sorry. What was the question?


Do we hang him, then we kill him?

/i say we let him go
 
2014-02-26 03:39:46 PM
Maul555 2014-02-26 03:11:06 PM
Okieboy: I was kinda OK with it (one of those 'so that's how it is....kinda things) but then the article mentioned he started fooling around with her starting when she was 11. Damn

There is a 3 year age difference between them... That means he was 14 when it all started... condisering the age difference, as long as it was consensual, there is not a whole lot to give a damn about here...



I know I wouldn't want a 14 year old boy boning my 11 year old prepubescent daughter (if I had one) but I see your point.
 
2014-02-26 03:44:18 PM

legion_of_doo: Didnt they say that farking your cousin wasnt so bad, genetics-wise?

It is only after generations of this type of inbreeding where you get things like prince charles.


Yeah it's never really a genetic issue with people unless it's been going on for generations, particularly in a homogeneous population. Royalty is famous for the birth defects because they intermarried very heavily, it didn't happen nearly as much in the general population. But one of the reasons for marriage between cousins was because it was diverse enough to usually avoid defects, but close enough that you would keep wealth in the family. Royalty just took it to the extreme.
 
2014-02-26 03:46:03 PM
Was he trying to get rid of AIDS?
 
2014-02-26 03:50:57 PM

Sybarite: Approve


I came here to ask if his name was Jerry Lee.
/i hate you
 
2014-02-26 03:54:16 PM

daemoncan: Ryker's Peninsula: I had sex with my third cousin.  I know it's kinda gross, so I'm just going to stop counting.

Stop counting which?  How many times removed the cousin yer doin it with is, or the number of times ya dunnit?


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-02-26 03:57:11 PM

Latinwolf: d23: washington-babylon: Sounds like the plot to a lot of romantic comedy animes. You are in for a fun (and often embarrassing through no fault of your own) time and there will always be another girl who shows up to make it a triangular relationship, and somehow you will wind up having to choose from a harem of gorgeous possibilities, one of which is either an alien or minor deity.

You wouldn't want to be Rito Yuuki in To Love-Ru? The guy gets to accidentally motorboat at gorgeous babe in every chapter?

Keitaro Urashima in Love Hina has a house of gorgeous co-eds in love with him.  What the hell is wrong with that?

Live in manga land is good.

Except that in Rito's case, he gets his ass kicked by half of those girls as a result.


True, but I don't think he really minded (at least with Golden Darkness anyway). Now crucified and set on fire? Yeah, that's unpleasant, and happened to a dude named Tsukune Aono at the end of the first season of Rosario + Vampire.
 
2014-02-26 04:05:57 PM

washington-babylon: Holy crap. He's a star athlete, farked and impregnated his cousin, black, muslim, and from a poor under-privileged minority home. So if I hook a Republitard and a Democrap up to a generator and force them to watch news footage of this story, the resulting confusion will generate enough current to liberate us from the energy crisis?


Great... this happened in my town. If the derp that will surround this could generate power I have a feeling we could turn off the local nuke plant and power the area with that.
 
2014-02-26 04:11:35 PM

AngryDragon: Maul555: As usual, we need to know if she was hot or not before passing judgement...

She is 14, what do you think?


See:  Meme
 
2014-02-26 04:13:06 PM

Maul555: AngryDragon: Maul555: As usual, we need to know if she was hot or not before passing judgement...

She is 14, what do you think?

See:  Meme


Also... there are plenty of attractive 14 year olds out there...  Just because its illegal doesnt mean people stop noticing.
 
2014-02-26 04:13:10 PM
And, should be noted, was going to Kentucky to play college football...
 
2014-02-26 04:27:58 PM
I'm sure it was said early in the thread, but at least they didn't force her to give birth to it.

So, yeay Florida?
 
2014-02-26 04:28:36 PM

Latinwolf: IP: Wasn't this legal at some point down there?   The cousin part, not the 14-year-old part.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 350x216]
The dark blue states are where marriage between cousins is allowed. I was surprised to find NY state as one where it's allowed.


My state is striped.  Does that mean it's ok to have sex with animals?
 
2014-02-26 04:48:09 PM
jbrad47128 : As a quite red-faced (with embarrassment) U of L alum, who checked out of the situation when they rehired that piece of crap for a coach, read this... I went to all of the hard core UK fans in the area and said "have at it... spew the vile"... This really takes the cake. As if I needed another reason to despise this program. This program literally plummeted in a matter of minutes once Strong left.

Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad is 6'4" tall, weighs 245 and runs a 4.5 forty. He might be a cousin raping pedophile, but I bet that Bobby Petrino will find a way to keep him. After all, you don't barbeque your prized bull for pooping in your yard.
 
2014-02-26 05:01:00 PM

Igor Jakovsky: washington-babylon: Holy crap. He's a star athlete, farked and impregnated his cousin, black, muslim, and from a poor under-privileged minority home. So if I hook a Republitard and a Democrap up to a generator and force them to watch news footage of this story, the resulting confusion will generate enough current to liberate us from the energy crisis?

Great... this happened in my town. If the derp that will surround this could generate power I have a feeling we could turn off the local nuke plant and power the area with that.


I propose we call this new element "Retardium". And yes, that's a shameless ripoff of Sequential Art (one of the most awesome webcomics still active).

www.collectedcurios.com
 
2014-02-26 05:02:05 PM
Coach Petrino, any comments?
i2.cdn.turner.com
"We'll just give her a job."
 
2014-02-26 05:09:35 PM

Sgt.Zim: bekaye: Subby, he wasn't charged with incest, "Rhaheed-Muhammad was arrested Monday and charged with lewd and lascivious conduct with a minor".It was disgusting, it was wrong (on so many levels), but Florida did not call it incest.
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The 2013 Florida Statutes
826.04 Incest.-Whoever knowingly marries or has sexual intercourse with a person to whom he or she is related by lineal consanguinity, or a brother, sister, uncle, aunt, nephew, or niece, commits incest, which constitutes a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084. "Sexual intercourse" is the penetration of the female sex organ by the male sex organ, however slight; emission of semen is not required.
History.-s. 47, ch. 74-383; s. 30, ch. 75-298; s. 1281, ch. 97-102.
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So, they could go down on each other, and it would be okay. Apparently, the back door would also work.

Not to mention that it specifies "incest" is only between different genders, so your LGBT incest is also okay...


I'm sure glad they covered "just the tip" though.
 
2014-02-26 05:35:36 PM

Brick-House: I am getting a bj from my sister right now, so I am getting a ki... oh yeah... that's it, oow, oow, getting close. little more, little more... AHHHHHH.... Damn, that was good.

now what was I saying?


You're calling in sick to work?
 
2014-02-26 05:38:26 PM
OMG! A 17-year-old banged a 14-year-old! Thankfully, this doesn't happen thousands of times per day every single day...
 
2014-02-26 05:45:46 PM

blatz514: Latinwolf: IP: Wasn't this legal at some point down there?   The cousin part, not the 14-year-old part.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 350x216]
The dark blue states are where marriage between cousins is allowed. I was surprised to find NY state as one where it's allowed.

My state is striped.  Does that mean it's ok to have sex with animals?


Why you ask - got a date tonight?
 
2014-02-26 05:50:21 PM
The article said that he was accused on improperly touching his cousin. The fact that she's pregnant kind of tellse he did it properly.
 
2014-02-26 06:58:18 PM

untaken_name: OMG! A 17-year-old banged a 14-year-old! Thankfully, this doesn't happen thousands of times per day every single day...


It could have been a 2 year and 2 day difference in age. Law doesn't care.
 
2014-02-26 06:59:30 PM

IRQ12: untaken_name: OMG! A 17-year-old banged a 14-year-old! Thankfully, this doesn't happen thousands of times per day every single day...

It could have been a 2 year and 2 day difference in age. Law doesn't care.


You can't legislate biology.
 
2014-02-26 08:00:12 PM

untaken_name: IRQ12: untaken_name: OMG! A 17-year-old banged a 14-year-old! Thankfully, this doesn't happen thousands of times per day every single day...

It could have been a 2 year and 2 day difference in age. Law doesn't care.

You can't legislate biology.


No, you can't.  That is why cases like this should be handled in family courts.  It should be 100% sealed/closed and only the family court should recommend charges.  The black and white letter of the law simply can't adjust to every scenario that involves young people and sex.

Unfortunately it will never change because it would be political suicide to infer we should be lighter on "sex crimes".
 
2014-02-26 08:09:28 PM

IRQ12: untaken_name: IRQ12: untaken_name: OMG! A 17-year-old banged a 14-year-old! Thankfully, this doesn't happen thousands of times per day every single day...

It could have been a 2 year and 2 day difference in age. Law doesn't care.

You can't legislate biology.

No, you can't.  That is why cases like this should be handled in family courts.  It should be 100% sealed/closed and only the family court should recommend charges.  The black and white letter of the law simply can't adjust to every scenario that involves young people and sex.

Unfortunately it will never change because it would be political suicide to infer we should be lighter on "sex crimes".


Never is a long time, my friend. Please don't lose hope.
 
2014-02-26 08:31:13 PM
The best reason to prosecute the 17 year old who impregnated this 14 year old girl is that it will crush his earning capacity before its ever really born. The baby will materially benefit from a father who will never be able to maintain even a minimum wage job because he's a convicted sex offender.

Having a father labeled a pedophile will also enhance the baby's community standing. If he gets a long enough prison term, he'll be completely absent from the baby's life at least for the critical parental bonding years. With luck, the baby will be denied contact of any kind with its father whatsoever for the entire duration of its childhood. Statistics clearly demonstrate the benefits to children of growing up fatherless.

I applaud prosecutors for having the courage to put this vicious child rapist behind bars where he belongs. This is such a great case, because it gives us the chance to pointlessly destroy or adversely affect two or even three lives (if you count mom) instead of only one.

Statutory rape laws without Romeo & Juliet provisions: they just make sense.
 
2014-02-26 08:56:52 PM

FloridaFarkTag: And, should be noted, was going to Kentucky Louisville to play college football...


FTFY
 
2014-02-26 11:15:43 PM
Now I want to know how black people do the Deliverance thing.  "Drop them pants" is no good because their pants are already down to their knees.
 
2014-02-26 11:28:05 PM
" Fort Pierce Central High School linebacker Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad is accused of inappropriately touching his cousin since she was 11 years old "

Shiara law... ain't it great?
 
2014-02-27 01:22:55 AM
17 and 14 is legal in my state.  14 and 11, not so much.

But I think FL is one of those stupid states where they can persecute two 17 year olds for farking.

/yes, I meant persecute.
 
2014-02-27 08:02:09 AM

Baz744: The best reason to prosecute the 17 year old who impregnated this 14 year old girl is that it will crush his earning capacity before its ever really born. The baby will materially benefit from a father who will never be able to maintain even a minimum wage job because he's a convicted sex offender.

Having a father labeled a pedophile will also enhance the baby's community standing. If he gets a long enough prison term, he'll be completely absent from the baby's life at least for the critical parental bonding years. With luck, the baby will be denied contact of any kind with its father whatsoever for the entire duration of its childhood. Statistics clearly demonstrate the benefits to children of growing up fatherless.

I applaud prosecutors for having the courage to put this vicious child rapist behind bars where he belongs. This is such a great case, because it gives us the chance to pointlessly destroy or adversely affect two or even three lives (if you count mom) instead of only one.

Statutory rape laws without Romeo & Juliet provisions: they just make sense.


As has been pointed out multiple times, she had an abortion.
 
2014-02-27 03:35:51 PM

9Speed: Baz744: The best reason to prosecute the 17 year old who impregnated this 14 year old girl is that it will crush his earning capacity before its ever really born. The baby will materially benefit from a father who will never be able to maintain even a minimum wage job because he's a convicted sex offender.

Having a father labeled a pedophile will also enhance the baby's community standing. If he gets a long enough prison term, he'll be completely absent from the baby's life at least for the critical parental bonding years. With luck, the baby will be denied contact of any kind with its father whatsoever for the entire duration of its childhood. Statistics clearly demonstrate the benefits to children of growing up fatherless.

I applaud prosecutors for having the courage to put this vicious child rapist behind bars where he belongs. This is such a great case, because it gives us the chance to pointlessly destroy or adversely affect two or even three lives (if you count mom) instead of only one.

Statutory rape laws without Romeo & Juliet provisions: they just make sense.

As has been pointed out multiple times, she had an abortion.


I see. Well then it makes perfect sense. My bad.
 
2014-02-27 03:42:27 PM

9Speed: Baz744: The best reason to prosecute the 17 year old who impregnated this 14 year old girl is that it will crush his earning capacity before its ever really born. The baby will materially benefit from a father who will never be able to maintain even a minimum wage job because he's a convicted sex offender.

Having a father labeled a pedophile will also enhance the baby's community standing. If he gets a long enough prison term, he'll be completely absent from the baby's life at least for the critical parental bonding years. With luck, the baby will be denied contact of any kind with its father whatsoever for the entire duration of its childhood. Statistics clearly demonstrate the benefits to children of growing up fatherless.

I applaud prosecutors for having the courage to put this vicious child rapist behind bars where he belongs. This is such a great case, because it gives us the chance to pointlessly destroy or adversely affect two or even three lives (if you count mom) instead of only one.

Statutory rape laws without Romeo & Juliet provisions: they just make sense.

As has been pointed out multiple times, she had an abortion.


So, problem solved?
 
2014-02-27 06:00:38 PM
I started with mine when she was 11 too, but I was 14 at the time. We had no kids.
 
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