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(Orlando Sentinel)   When choosing between a college football career and impregnating your 14-year-old cousin, incest wins every time in Florida   (thesent.nl) divider line 135
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2014-02-26 12:36:19 PM
www.lipscomb.umn.edu

Approves...as long as he makes an honest woman of her.
 
2014-02-26 12:46:36 PM
Warning:  Auto-play video
 
2014-02-26 01:19:18 PM
Was she cute?


/has a seat over there,
 
2014-02-26 01:36:40 PM
Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad

white people's problems.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-26 01:37:42 PM
Choosing? I'm bad at sports.
 
2014-02-26 02:01:22 PM
Was this on Maury? In West Virginia, this is known as "Goin outside the family".
 
2014-02-26 02:01:57 PM
'...incest wins every time in Florida'?  You're an ignorant A-hole, Smits.
 
2014-02-26 02:02:28 PM
Did Sharieff like it? Did he think it was kosher?
 
2014-02-26 02:03:42 PM
Some folks'll never eat a skunk
But then again, some folks'll
Like Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad, the slack-jawed yokel
Most folks'll never lose a toe
But then again, some folks'll
Like Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad, the slack-jawed yokel


 
IP
2014-02-26 02:05:36 PM
Wasn't this legal at some point down there?   The cousin part, not the 14-year-old part.
 
2014-02-26 02:06:36 PM
The article says it was consensual and that she got an abortion.  Doesn't that fix everything?  He's a football player, for crying out loud!
 
2014-02-26 02:07:03 PM

IP: Wasn't this legal at some point down there?   The cousin part, not the 14-year-old part.


Only in Shelbyville
 
2014-02-26 02:08:12 PM
Well, he's obviously Muslim, so he's innocent.  The girl on the other hand will be justly stoned to death.
 
2014-02-26 02:08:15 PM
PLAY BALL!


www.hdwallpaperstube.com
 
2014-02-26 02:08:35 PM
And today's unfortunate placement award:

Under - Check this out...

to the right of the article:

www.trbimg.com Sometimes the siblings look even better.
 
2014-02-26 02:08:52 PM

StrikitRich: '...incest wins every time in Florida'?  You're an ignorant A-hole, Smits.


That's why it's called "wincest"

/umad
 
2014-02-26 02:09:13 PM

vudukungfu: Sharieff Inuka Rhaheed-Muhammad

white people's problems.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-26 02:09:36 PM
I'm not judging this guy.  I have really hawt cousins.
 
2014-02-26 02:09:43 PM
Didnt they say that farking your cousin wasnt so bad, genetics-wise?

It is only after generations of this type of inbreeding where you get things like prince charles.
 
2014-02-26 02:11:37 PM
Don't care, had sex.
 
2014-02-26 02:12:36 PM

legion_of_doo: Didnt they say that farking your cousin wasnt so bad, genetics-wise?

It is only after generations of this type of inbreeding where you get things like

prince charles the middle east.
 
2014-02-26 02:13:08 PM
He's black?  That's throwing my whole game off.  I came in expecting that some overalls-wearing hillbilly named Cletus was shtupping his cousin.
 
2014-02-26 02:15:23 PM
The Muthaship prince charles the middle east. Hapsburg Jaw

g'wan, Google it-I'll wait
 
2014-02-26 02:17:29 PM

netizencain: Warning:  Auto-play video


Warning: somebody that doesn't know about Flashblock.  Pity him or mock him as you see fit
 
2014-02-26 02:17:32 PM
Is Louisville going to inbredshirt him?
 
2014-02-26 02:17:53 PM
Holy crap. He's a star athlete, farked and impregnated his cousin, black, muslim, and from a poor under-privileged minority home. So if I hook a Republitard and a Democrap up to a generator and force them to watch news footage of this story, the resulting confusion will generate enough current to liberate us from the energy crisis?
 
2014-02-26 02:18:11 PM

legion_of_doo: Didnt they say that farking your cousin wasnt so bad, genetics-wise?

It is only after generations of this type of inbreeding where you get things like prince charles.


That's true, but it's news because nearly all cultures have a taboo against it and such violations are salacious and generate page-clicks.
 
2014-02-26 02:18:17 PM

Molavian: He's black?  That's throwing my whole game off.  I came in expecting that some overalls-wearing hillbilly named Cletus was shtupping his cousin.


that or Cletus has one helluva tan
 
2014-02-26 02:18:58 PM
[whynotbothgirl.jpg]
 
2014-02-26 02:19:19 PM
There is someone in this thread who gets ONE funny vote for every post, in every thread. They get that vote within a minute or two of posting. Either that person votes themself funny, or they have one  very  dedicated follower.

I'm not calling out another Farker by name, because that's a messed up thing to do. You know, mention another Farker by their handle in a post on a thread like this. Exactly like this thread.
 
2014-02-26 02:19:29 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Is Louisville going to inbredshirt him?


Somebody sweep up and get the lights.
 
2014-02-26 02:20:05 PM

content6.flixster.com


RIP OMAR SHARIFF'S CAREER

 
2014-02-26 02:21:46 PM

Molavian: He's black?  That's throwing my whole game off.  I came in expecting that some overalls-wearing hillbilly named Cletus was shtupping his cousin.


Really? Black?

Well that totally changes the complexion of the story for me.

/guilty!
 
2014-02-26 02:22:25 PM
I have a gorgeous, intelligent, funny cousin.  She's adopted.

/giggity
//GIGGITY
///gi
////ggi
//ty
 
2014-02-26 02:22:44 PM
media2.wptv.com
 
2014-02-26 02:22:44 PM
Today I learned somebody monitors the funny/smart voting results...
 
2014-02-26 02:23:23 PM
Remember, wrap it before you tap it. I mean that's perhaps the least of the worries here, but it's a good lesson.

Probably shouldn't be fooling around with a cousin, or someone 4 years younger than you if they happen to be under 18.
 
2014-02-26 02:23:25 PM
When I opened the article, the ad that ran before the video was for Friday Night Tykes.
 
2014-02-26 02:23:36 PM

Ponzholio: Today I learned somebody monitors the funny/smart voting results...


You now have one vote for each.
 
2014-02-26 02:24:40 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: And today's unfortunate placement award:

Under - Check this out...

to the right of the article:

Sometimes the siblings look even better.


unfortunate or knows their target audience?
 
2014-02-26 02:25:06 PM

Bane of Broone: StrikitRich: '...incest wins every time in Florida'?  You're an ignorant A-hole, Smits.

That's why it's called "wincest"

/umad


Wrong. Wincest only happens between Dean and Sam.
 
2014-02-26 02:25:38 PM
It's all relative.
 
2014-02-26 02:25:41 PM

Anayalator: There is someone in this thread who gets ONE funny vote for every post, in every thread. They get that vote within a minute or two of posting. Either that person votes themself funny, or they have one  very  dedicated follower.

I'm not calling out another Farker by name, because that's a messed up thing to do. You know, mention another Farker by their handle in a post on a thread like this. Exactly like this thread.


welcometofark.jpg?!?!?!?

/I better get one of each too!!
 
2014-02-26 02:26:36 PM
We're. Still. Number one.
Suck it you 51 other states.
 
2014-02-26 02:27:39 PM

Ponzholio: Today I learned somebody monitors the funny/smart voting results...


Liked and Upvoted and such
 
2014-02-26 02:28:06 PM
As a quite red-faced (with embarrassment) U of L alum, who checked out of the situation when they rehired that piece of crap for a coach, read this... I went to all of the hard core UK fans in the area and said "have at it... spew the vile"... This really takes the cake.  As if I needed another reason to despise this program.  This program literally plummeted in a matter of minutes once Strong left.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-26 02:28:17 PM

legion_of_doo: Didnt they say that farking your cousin wasnt so bad, genetics-wise?

It is only after generations of this type of inbreeding where you get things like prince charles.


Learned from Wikipedia just now: the breeding of cousins is often called "Linebreeding," and it's less dangerous for defects.  If you Linebreed an animal too much, however, it gets dangerous because of lack of genetic diversity.
 
2014-02-26 02:28:25 PM

ChipNASA: Anayalator: There is someone in this thread who gets ONE funny vote for every post, in every thread. They get that vote within a minute or two of posting. Either that person votes themself funny, or they have one  very  dedicated follower.

I'm not calling out another Farker by name, because that's a messed up thing to do. You know, mention another Farker by their handle in a post on a thread like this. Exactly like this thread.

welcometofark.jpg?!?!?!?

/I better get one of each too!!

knityorkcity.com

 
2014-02-26 02:28:58 PM

legion_of_doo: Didnt they say that farking your cousin wasnt so bad, genetics-wise?

It is only after generations of this type of inbreeding where you get things like prince charles.


"Queen Victoria, one of our frumpier queens.  Well, they're all frumpy, aren't they?  Because it's a bad idea when cousins marry!" ~Eddie Izzard
 
2014-02-26 02:29:06 PM
I had sex with my third cousin.  I know it's kinda gross, so I'm just going to stop counting.
 
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