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(Breitbart.com)   Conservative talk radio host Mark Levin will be honored with the inaugural "Andrew Breitbart Defender of the First Amendment Award" at this year's CPAC, because apparently that is a thing   (breitbart.com ) divider line
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2014-02-26 12:04:36 PM  
It fits.  Breitbart regularly tests my commitment to the 1st Amendment.
 
2014-02-26 12:06:11 PM  
Oh no! They like something that you don't like.
 
2014-02-26 12:23:33 PM  
Yaaaawn. Morons giving morons awards for being morons, nothing new here.

Now if it was GLAAD giving him an award, that would be newsworthy.
 
2014-02-26 12:26:12 PM  
Man, I love CPAC.
 
2014-02-26 12:37:25 PM  
TFA: stands up for conservatives and everyday Americans


That's not just moronic, that's oxymoronic.
 
2014-02-26 12:38:59 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: TFA: stands up for conservatives and everyday Americans


That's not just moronic, that's oxymoronic.


They are two separate categories.
 
2014-02-26 12:39:46 PM  
CPAC is the rabid dog that's humping the leg of conservatism. Sometimes you gotta just let them finish instead of being attacked and killed.
 
2014-02-26 12:43:38 PM  
CPAC should be in prime time so we can live tweet it and have a thread going. You never know what kind of crazy is going to happen.
 
2014-02-26 01:26:23 PM  

EvilEgg: It fits.  Breitbart regularly tests my commitment to the 1st Amendment.


sure it's sacrosanct and all that, but somehow every single modern pluralistic democracy on earth manages to get along without protecting lies and nonsense as some fundamental freedom.
 
2014-02-26 01:29:07 PM  
What's the trophy look like?  I'm guessing a giant coke spoon.
 
2014-02-26 01:29:11 PM  
Nice little circle jerk they got going there...
 
2014-02-26 01:32:38 PM  
That award has an 8-word title, while the First Amendment is only 45 words long (counting 'a' as a word).

// just felt like counting
 
2014-02-26 01:36:42 PM  
Any fans of Mark Levin here?

I have not heard such an obvious hustler and scam artist using fear and hatred since Micheal Savage.  What's worse is that he is not even entertaining!
 
2014-02-26 01:38:16 PM  

Aldon: Any fans of Mark Levin here?

I have not heard such an obvious hustler and scam artist using fear and hatred since Micheal Savage.  What's worse is that he is not even entertaining!


I dunno.  Is my brother on Fark?
 
2014-02-26 01:40:57 PM  

Dr Dreidel: That award has an 8-word title, while the First Amendment is only 45 words long (counting 'a' as a word).

// just felt like counting


8 times 5 is 40, and 5 is what you need to add to get to 45.  8 + 5 is 13, for the original colonies, and 1 + 3 is 4, which equals Mark Levin's IQ.

/brought to you by the letters F and U
 
2014-02-26 01:42:00 PM  
Republicans love the First Amendment.  As long as you aren't badmouthing Republicans, then you have to be taken off the air and shot.
 
2014-02-26 01:42:45 PM  

Aldon: Any fans of Mark Levin here?

I have not heard such an obvious hustler and scam artist using fear and hatred since Micheal Savage.  What's worse is that he is not even entertaining!


Then there is the fact that he has a terrible radio voice. It's like a male version of Fran Drescher.
 
2014-02-26 01:44:00 PM  
boy they just never stop trying to conflate anything "American" with their ideology do they?
Like somehow anyone who disagrees with them is Un-American,a traitor and deserves to die.
 
2014-02-26 01:44:38 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Aldon: Any fans of Mark Levin here?

I have not heard such an obvious hustler and scam artist using fear and hatred since Micheal Savage.  What's worse is that he is not even entertaining!

I dunno.  Is my brother on Fark?


He might have so much of his money tied up in gold, survival seeds and books about evil liberals to afford an internet connection.
 
2014-02-26 01:45:07 PM  
I assume the award will go to the person who publicly makes the most horrific, offensive, racist, homophobic, misogynistic and overall dickish comments.

AMERICA!
 
2014-02-26 01:46:14 PM  

Halli: Aldon: Any fans of Mark Levin here?

I have not heard such an obvious hustler and scam artist using fear and hatred since Micheal Savage.  What's worse is that he is not even entertaining!

Then there is the fact that he has a terrible radio voice. It's like a male version of Fran Drescher.


exactly!
 
2014-02-26 01:46:58 PM  

Aldon: Any fans of Mark Levin here?

I have not heard such an obvious hustler and scam artist using fear and hatred since Micheal Savage.  What's worse is that he is not even entertaining!


I turned to his show for a few minutes once just too hear what he's about.

I can pretty vividly remember him screaming & ranting about something to effect of:

"Libs are the enemy!  They are your enemy!  Libs are the enemies of the United States and Liberty.  As a Patriot, it is your duty to defend this country from the insidious, evil, socialist, communist tyranny of the Lib!  It is your duty to defeat them!  TOGETHER WE WILL DEFEAT THIS LIBERAL MENACE TO ENSURE OUR FREEDOM!!!"

It was actually incredibly disturbing, and sounded almost like a call to violence to be perfectly honest.
And that voice.  My god, that voice of his...

And then they look to the left, and say WE are the divisive ones???
 
2014-02-26 01:48:00 PM  
Conservatives pick their heroes the same way people with Stockholm syndrome pick their lovers.
 
2014-02-26 01:48:48 PM  
Odds of Levin's speech implying that he'll now be "killed by the secret Obama death squads just like poor Andrew was" are on the board at 1:1.
 
2014-02-26 01:49:37 PM  

Tad_Waxpole: And then they look to the left, and say WE are the divisive ones???


Because you libs refuse to engage in an honest debate with raving maniacs who have no interest honest debate.
 
2014-02-26 01:56:09 PM  

Diogenes: What's the trophy look like?  I'm guessing a giant coke spoon.


Behave yourself, Stop Raping People.
 
2014-02-26 02:00:36 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Diogenes: What's the trophy look like?  I'm guessing a giant coke spoon.

Behave yourself, Stop Raping People.


Holy crap!  Never saw that before.  No wonder his heart threw in the towel.
 
2014-02-26 02:05:30 PM  
Why are you libs so threatened by a strong, conservative dead coke fiend?
 
2014-02-26 02:08:59 PM  
His voice reminds me of the Billy Crystal character on SNL that was always complaining about stuff like: "you know when you take one of those ice picks, and jam it into your eyeball? I HATE when that happens!"

The guy is just bitter, bitter, bitter... counterpointed with angry, angry, angry... he needs a Festivus pole or something.  I know he's just doing personality mirroring of his audience, but DAMN, it's depressing to hear him  for any length of time.
 
2014-02-26 02:15:47 PM  

JerseyTim: Man, I love CPAC.


This.

It's like the Christmas of politics!
 
2014-02-26 02:22:17 PM  
In related news, Caleb Lacey will be honored with the inaugural "John Leonard Orr Defender of Flammable Buildings Award" at this year's firefighter's convention.
 
2014-02-26 02:30:03 PM  
danielsheehan.com

Yeah I know I'm a terrible person.....
 
2014-02-26 02:30:09 PM  

Diogenes: Because People in power are Stupid: Diogenes: What's the trophy look like?  I'm guessing a giant coke spoon.

Behave yourself, Stop Raping People.

Holy crap!  Never saw that before.  No wonder his heart threw in the towel.


static01.mediaite.com
 
2014-02-26 02:30:20 PM  
Is this before or after the ceremony for the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence?
 
2014-02-26 02:31:57 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Diogenes: What's the trophy look like?  I'm guessing a giant coke spoon.

Behave yourself, Stop Raping People.


I wonder if he thought they were rapists?
 
2014-02-26 02:34:03 PM  
Sounds like a Rightwing version of a medal that North Korean Generals get.

pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-02-26 02:35:17 PM  

bigpeeler: Oh no! They like something that you don't like.


Yes. They like bigotry and cruelty.

Do you like bigotry and cruelty?
 
2014-02-26 02:36:58 PM  
Whenever I get stuck at the office till 8 or so I love to listen to him on the way home. It is quite hilarious hearing him have an aneurism over the smallest of things.
 
2014-02-26 02:38:48 PM  

Churchy LaFemme: JerseyTim: Man, I love CPAC.

This.

It's like the War onChristmas of politics!


FTFY
 
2014-02-26 02:38:49 PM  

Halli: Aldon: Any fans of Mark Levin here?

I have not heard such an obvious hustler and scam artist using fear and hatred since Micheal Savage.  What's worse is that he is not even entertaining!

Then there is the fact that he has a terrible radio voice. It's like a male version of Fran Drescher.


There is a female version?
 
2014-02-26 02:39:25 PM  

ScaryBottles: Because People in power are Stupid: Diogenes: What's the trophy look like?  I'm guessing a giant coke spoon.

Behave yourself, Stop Raping People.

I wonder if he thought they were rapists?


It's a commonly confused word.

imagizer.imageshack.us
 
2014-02-26 02:46:26 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: ScaryBottles: Because People in power are Stupid: Diogenes: What's the trophy look like?  I'm guessing a giant coke spoon.

Behave yourself, Stop Raping People.

I wonder if he thought they were rapists?

It's a commonly confused word.

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static2.wikia.nocookie.net

Agreed.....
 
2014-02-26 02:51:08 PM  

Hobodeluxe: boy they just never stop trying to conflate anything "American" with their ideology do they?
Like somehow anyone who disagrees with them is Un-American,a traitor and deserves to die.


You know who else felt controlling language would control political and social discourse?
 
2014-02-26 02:52:47 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: ScaryBottles: Because People in power are Stupid: Diogenes: What's the trophy look like?  I'm guessing a giant coke spoon.

Behave yourself, Stop Raping People.

I wonder if he thought they were rapists?

It's a commonly confused word.

[imagizer.imageshack.us image 476x533]


img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-26 02:52:51 PM  
Sounds like the special olympics of award shows

www.napavalleyspecialolympics.com
 
2014-02-26 02:53:10 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Hobodeluxe: boy they just never stop trying to conflate anything "American" with their ideology do they?
Like somehow anyone who disagrees with them is Un-American,a traitor and deserves to die.

You know who else felt controlling language would control political and social discourse?


Rand Paul?
 
2014-02-26 02:56:37 PM  

SpectroBoy: Sounds like the special olympics of award shows

[www.napavalleyspecialolympics.com image 719x320]


Nah, the special Olympics is a sincere celebration of achievements with people who work and train extremely hard to get where they are.  They might be mentally and/or physically handicapped, but there is more intelligence and integrity in one event at the Special Olympics than at the entirety of CPAC.  No, this is more like the Razzies, but everyone is confused and sincerely believes it's an honor.
 
2014-02-26 02:57:48 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Hobodeluxe: boy they just never stop trying to conflate anything "American" with their ideology do they?
Like somehow anyone who disagrees with them is Un-American,a traitor and deserves to die.

You know who else felt controlling language would control political and social discourse?

Rand Paul?


He invented language.  Slight difference.
 
2014-02-26 03:00:59 PM  
I hope the award includes a heart-stopping amount of, um, "freedom powder" to help celebrate. Dig in, Mark, it's the closest to an all-white neighborhood you'll ever get!
 
2014-02-26 03:02:31 PM  
So he's King Clown at the clown convention.
 
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