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(Some Stoned Guy)   Get your sex and marijuana fix all at once, thanks to the new weed-flavored condoms: "Green in colour, and smells and tastes like the real thing"   (cannadom.com) divider line 50
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2014-02-26 11:19:01 AM
sounds dank.
 
2014-02-26 11:23:24 AM
Subby, I assume you're talking about the women?


/NTTAWWT
 
2014-02-26 11:23:48 AM
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2014-02-26 11:24:34 AM
While I love to partake, I don't think that's a flavor I'd ever request.  Like, dude, can I get a weed flavored snowcone?
 
2014-02-26 11:26:36 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Subby, I assume you're talking about the women?


/NTTAWWT


There are men that sleep with other men.
 
2014-02-26 11:30:02 AM
If they want condoms to taste like the "real thing", they should make a penis flavor.
 
2014-02-26 11:30:05 AM
Well, are you happy now!  Sex and that there marijuany, all mixed together.  What's going happen next?  They let them goll-dern gays get married, too?

WHAT?
 
2014-02-26 11:31:51 AM
"Green in colour, and smells and tastes like the real thing."

I hope that's referring to the condom.

-DRTA
 
2014-02-26 11:33:03 AM
do they get you high? otherwise, what's the point?
 
2014-02-26 11:33:35 AM
If your dick tastes "green," you might want to get that checked out.
 
2014-02-26 11:35:16 AM
Or you could just eat out hippie ass and have the real thing.
 
2014-02-26 11:35:54 AM
I'll stick with condoms that are additive free.
 
2014-02-26 11:37:22 AM

CruJones: While I love to partake, I don't think that's a flavor I'd ever request.  Like, dude, can I get a weed flavored snowcone?


Yep. Even if they're good, you still only tolerate eating edibles because they do something- not because you've sought out that citrusy pine bitterness in your muffin or brownie or cookie.
 
2014-02-26 11:39:10 AM
Future Fark headline: Man burns penis trying to light condom.
 
2014-02-26 11:39:38 AM
Yeah, no one smokes weed for the flavor/smell.  No one I know of anyway.
 
2014-02-26 11:42:27 AM
I prefer my condoms to taste like stale beer, my petroleum jelly to smell like meth, my astroglide to sound like thunder, my Santorum to look like a messy omelet and my taint to feel like sandpaper.
 
2014-02-26 11:46:28 AM

FarkingReading: I prefer my condoms to taste like stale beer, my petroleum jelly to smell like meth, my astroglide to sound like thunder, my Santorum to look like a messy omelet and my taint to feel like sandpaper.


Mom? / Dad?
 
2014-02-26 11:46:53 AM
For pole smoking, naturally.
 
2014-02-26 11:48:12 AM
Ween approves, finds a green eyed lady
 
2014-02-26 11:51:34 AM

grinding_journalist: CruJones: While I love to partake, I don't think that's a flavor I'd ever request.  Like, dude, can I get a weed flavored snowcone?

Yep. Even if they're good, you still only tolerate eating edibles because they do something- not because you've sought out that citrusy pine bitterness in your muffin or brownie or cookie.


Correct.  That.  This.  All of it.
 
2014-02-26 11:51:52 AM
That would ruin both for me.
 
2014-02-26 11:54:54 AM
What, chocolate or vanilla not good enough? How about we start with that if we're gonna start flavoring odd things?


/and who even uses condoms?
//the couch pulls out but I don't
 
2014-02-26 11:55:56 AM

Buttknuckle: DROxINxTHExWIND: Subby, I assume you're talking about the women?


/NTTAWWT

There are men that sleep with other men.


No, there aren't.
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If there are, please tell me where to find them
 
2014-02-26 11:56:54 AM

uncleacid: I'll stick with condoms that are additive free.


Pretty sure you still have to add your dick.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-26 11:58:52 AM
"Green... it the colour of her kind..."

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obscure? by clouds?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-26 11:59:28 AM

d23: "Green... it the colour of her kind..."

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obscure? by clouds?


Green is the Colour.  god damn my typing skills.
 
2014-02-26 12:08:51 PM
Colored condoms lead to one thing and one thing only.

Pretending it's a lightsaber.

Bonus points if they glow in the dark.
 
2014-02-26 12:14:21 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-26 12:15:13 PM
I am sure they are nice and chewy but do you eat them before or after?
 
2014-02-26 12:21:09 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Subby, I assume you're talking about the women?


/NTTAWWT



www.gifbin.com
 
2014-02-26 12:27:34 PM
It's all fun and games until your girlfriend tries to light your dick on fire.
 
2014-02-26 12:28:43 PM
Hashish hoohaas?
 
2014-02-26 12:31:37 PM

croesius: Colored condoms lead to one thing and one thing only.

Pretending it's a lightsaber.

Bonus points if they glow in the dark.


john ritter, is that you?

djfitz: [img.fark.net image 166x153]


i was thinking of this too. i just watched a bunch of chappelle's show over the weekend, and i'd forgotten about this product. while i was laughing at the fake ad, i was thinking, who the heck smokes for the flavor and smell? then again, people STILL buy non-alcoholic beer...
 
2014-02-26 12:36:42 PM

d23: "Green... it the colour of her kind..."



obscure? by clouds?


I thought her hair was yellow like the corn in the morning, when we rise.
 
2014-02-26 12:46:20 PM
Well, I like weed, but not because of the smell or the taste.
I also like sex, and it's definitely not because of the smell or the taste.
So, in theory, this makes sense.
 
2014-02-26 01:04:45 PM
The guys I get with already smell and taste like weed....
 
2014-02-26 01:04:54 PM
If they taste like the real thing, wouldn`t that be the great smell and taste of condoms?

Also, who would want to shag a bloke with a green todger?

Now if they were actually impregnated so that you both got stoned *that* would be cool.

Actually, screw that. It would be better to smoke a fattie while getting a beej and fark the condoms (obviously she gets hers first, it`s polite and you`ll get a better job)
 
2014-02-26 01:09:02 PM

SpdrJay: The guys I get with already smell and taste like weed....


But is it *great* weed?

You really should get with a guy that smells and tastes of great weed. You know, the sort where if you iron their jacket you have to have a sit down and maybe a nap. And some cake.
 
2014-02-26 01:23:28 PM

Smoking GNU: Hashish hoohaas?


www.comicbookreligion.com

Ready for the 'ol hashishin-'n-out.
 
2014-02-26 01:33:39 PM
my gf likes weed but we don't use condoms so........no
 
2014-02-26 02:05:56 PM
I don't get this thread. Are we talking about when your boyfriend goes down on you, doesn't wash up, then is having a close faced heart to heart with your dad? Sheeeeeeet
 
2014-02-26 02:12:58 PM

Witness99: I don't get this thread. Are we talking about when your boyfriend goes down on you, doesn't wash up, then is having a close faced heart to heart with your dad? Sheeeeeeet


farm4.staticflickr.com


Just tell your father he bought a cat.
 
2014-02-26 02:16:13 PM
"Green in colour, and smells and tastes like the real thing."


www.treknews.net
/six, please
 
2014-02-26 03:21:37 PM
Pot neither smells not tastes good.
 
2014-02-26 03:22:57 PM

stu1-1: If they want condoms to taste like the "real thing", they should make a penis flavor.


Well, when you're done with them, they have that flavor on one side, but flip it for another flavor!
 
2014-02-26 04:15:55 PM
dong bong
 
2014-02-26 04:34:54 PM
What the hell is the point of wearing a condom for a blowjob?
 
2014-02-26 05:46:52 PM
Stay away from synthetic weed man.
Oh, it's for your penis. Okay.
 
2014-02-27 07:23:25 AM
They come in sizes ranging from roach, to joint, to fatty blunt.
 
2014-02-27 08:19:55 AM

you_idiot: Pot neither smells not tastes good.


wrong, and wrong, unless you've got some ditch weed
 
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