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(Daily Star)   You want to drink a lot, you're going to have to accept that you'll occasionally wake up in an alley with a hobo making out with you. Like this guy did   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 51
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2014-02-26 08:00:11 AM
I thought this was a Fark party thread.
 
2014-02-26 08:20:39 AM
www.wearysloth.com

Hobosexuals, eh?
 
2014-02-26 08:25:33 AM
Everyone has a hoboerotic experience once or twice.
 
2014-02-26 08:37:45 AM
img.gawkerassets.com
'Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?'
 
2014-02-26 08:41:47 AM

Nabb1: Everyone has a hoboerotic experience once or twice.


Great...now the farking hobosexuals are going to want equal rights, too.
 
2014-02-26 09:17:52 AM
Where's your other hand?
 
2014-02-26 09:18:15 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-26 09:19:10 AM
There is a difference between a hobo and a homeless, Subby.
 
2014-02-26 09:19:26 AM

Carn: Where's your other hand?


Those aren't pillows!!!!
 
2014-02-26 09:20:14 AM

mayIFark: There is a difference between a hobo and a homeless, Subby.


Is it a bindle?  I bet it's a bindle.
 
2014-02-26 09:20:55 AM

naughtyrev: I thought this was a Fark party thread.


It is.  Meet me later 'round back.
 
2014-02-26 09:20:57 AM
FTFA: The photographer added: "He was kissing him on the face and stroking him in public and then the young man said something, I think it was a woman's name.

"But when he opened his eyes and saw the beggars face he started shouting.


"You're not Mo...my girlfriend!"
 
2014-02-26 09:21:52 AM
Don't wake up in an alley with a hobo making out with you. Get DirecTV
 
2014-02-26 09:22:17 AM
What if he had done that to a girl?
 
2014-02-26 09:25:12 AM
My buddy woke up in a park, after a very long day at Oktoberfest, with a some bum trying to rip his pants off of him. He had to ride the train back to Hanau with the ass tore out of his jeans

/CSB
 
2014-02-26 09:26:48 AM

Buttknuckle: What if he had done that to a girl?


It wouldn't be as funny.
 
2014-02-26 09:27:47 AM

Buttknuckle: What if he had done that to a girl?


You need to be more specific.  Farkette or normal girl?
 
2014-02-26 09:28:42 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Don't wake up in an alley with a hobo making out with you. Get DirecTV


*tiny fist*

that was my joke dammit.
 
2014-02-26 09:29:22 AM

Diogenes: mayIFark: There is a difference between a hobo and a homeless, Subby.

Is it a bindle?  I bet it's a bindle.


A hobo lives in a car and is not tied to one place or city, a homeless usually doesn't have a car and stick to one city.

/knowledge from lazy time reading urban dictionary
 
2014-02-26 09:29:44 AM

Onkel Buck: My buddy woke up in a park, after a very long day at Oktoberfest, with a some bum trying to rip his pants off of him. He had to ride the train back to Hanau with the ass tore out of his jeans

/CSB


I got really drunk and slept on a park bench in Vienna.  Woke up with a hedgehog practically kissing me.  Was right there sniffing my nose.  Had never seen one of those before.  Not the best introduction.
 
2014-02-26 09:30:48 AM

mayIFark: Diogenes: mayIFark: There is a difference between a hobo and a homeless, Subby.

Is it a bindle?  I bet it's a bindle.

A hobo lives in a car and is not tied to one place or city, a homeless usually doesn't have a car and stick to one city.

/knowledge from lazy time reading urban dictionary


Is that where you earned your GED, as well?
 
2014-02-26 09:33:22 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Don't wake up in an alley with a hobo making out with you. Get DirecTV


Well played, sir.
 
2014-02-26 09:33:43 AM

stevarooni: FTFA: The photographer added: "He was kissing him on the face and stroking him in public and then the young man said something, I think it was a woman's name.

"But when he opened his eyes and saw the beggars face he started shouting.

"You're not Mo...my girlfriend!"


Then he said. "Or Larry!  Or Curly!  My other girlfriends."
 
2014-02-26 09:42:13 AM
SHENANIGANS!
 
2014-02-26 09:43:24 AM

Carn: Where's your other hand?


Warm pillow.
 
2014-02-26 09:44:07 AM
I had a dream,,,
 
2014-02-26 09:48:32 AM

snocone: SHENANIGANS!


Yep.
 
2014-02-26 09:50:42 AM

Diogenes: Onkel Buck: My buddy woke up in a park, after a very long day at Oktoberfest, with a some bum trying to rip his pants off of him. He had to ride the train back to Hanau with the ass tore out of his jeans

/CSB

I got really drunk and slept on a park bench in Vienna.  Woke up with a hedgehog practically kissing me.  Was right there sniffing my nose.  Had never seen one of those before.  Not the best introduction.


Ron was in Vienna? And that wasn't his nose.
 
2014-02-26 09:55:35 AM
I've woken up to worse.
 
2014-02-26 10:03:47 AM

mutterfark: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]
'Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?'


That is the way Trevor is meant to look.

Giant beard. Grown out mullet. Sexy bra.
 
2014-02-26 10:05:40 AM

mayIFark: There is a difference between a hobo and a homeless, Subby.


'Bout tree fiddy?
 
2014-02-26 10:05:55 AM

Diogenes: Nabb1: Everyone has a hoboerotic experience once or twice.

Great...now the farking hobosexuals are going to want equal rights, too.


Don't be such a hobophobe.
 
2014-02-26 10:11:24 AM
Next time he'll let the guy go balls deep in his ass before he "wakes up" and trots out the old "man was I drunk" excuse.
 
2014-02-26 10:21:33 AM

Nabb1: Everyone has a hoboerotic experience once or twice.




Under the boardwalk is a magical place NSFW

i26.photobucket.com

i26.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-26 10:26:51 AM

OscarTamerz: Next time he'll let the guy go balls deep in his ass before he "wakes up" and trots out the old "man was I drunk" excuse.


Go on...
 
2014-02-26 10:27:15 AM

Nabb1: Diogenes: Nabb1: Everyone has a hoboerotic experience once or twice.

Great...now the farking hobosexuals are going to want equal rights, too.

Don't be such a hobophobe.


Do you have cold?
 
2014-02-26 10:41:33 AM

stevarooni: Buttknuckle: What if he had done that to a girl?

It wouldn't be as funny.


True. But is it funny because it's gay or because it's a man being sexually assaulted?

/I know, I know, why not both
 
2014-02-26 10:48:29 AM

Fafai: stevarooni: Buttknuckle: What if he had done that to a girl?

It wouldn't be as funny.

True. But is it funny because it's gay or because it's a man being sexually assaulted?

/I know, I know, why not both


From the article... I'd like to think I would have woken the guy up before the hobo had his hands halfway down the dude's pants.
Probably.
images.dailystar-uk.co.uk
 
2014-02-26 10:56:07 AM

Abuse Liability: Fafai: stevarooni: Buttknuckle: What if he had done that to a girl?

It wouldn't be as funny.

True. But is it funny because it's gay or because it's a man being sexually assaulted?

/I know, I know, why not both

From the article... I'd like to think I would have woken the guy up before the hobo had his hands halfway down the dude's pants.
Probably.
[images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x700]


A hobo handy is nowhere near as bad as a hobo tonguey.
 
2014-02-26 10:56:36 AM
One thing I have to give the Daily Star is they try their darnest to do photographic reenactments of almost every story they report on.

I just don't like the fact that they don't put that in the fine print. To me that reeks of journalistic and reporting deceit not to mention possible legal ramifications.
 
2014-02-26 10:59:27 AM

Abuse Liability: Fafai: stevarooni: Buttknuckle: What if he had done that to a girl?

It wouldn't be as funny.

True. But is it funny because it's gay or because it's a man being sexually assaulted?

/I know, I know, why not both

From the article... I'd like to think I would have woken the guy up before the hobo had his hands halfway down the dude's pants.
Probably.
[images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x700]


Three footed hobo?
 
2014-02-26 11:06:54 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-26 11:08:46 AM

SuperNinjaToad: One thing I have to give the Daily Star is they try their darnest to do photographic reenactments of almost every story they report on.

I just don't like the fact that they don't put that in the fine print. To me that reeks of journalistic and reporting deceit not to mention possible legal ramifications.


That may not be the case here.  FTA: "A man who was at the same all-night party did what anyone else would do in this situation - he took photos of the whole thing."
I was curious as to the "[CEN]" reference at the end of each photo... some kind of acronym for faked?
 
2014-02-26 11:14:19 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: PC LOAD LETTER: Don't wake up in an alley with a hobo making out with you. Get DirecTV

*tiny fist*

that was my joke dammit.


Mine too. First thing that popped into my head
 
2014-02-26 12:06:44 PM
You want to drink a lot, you're going to have to accept that you'll occasionally wake up in an alley with a hobo making out with you. Like this guy did

Nope, he clearly didn't accept it.
 
2014-02-26 02:28:08 PM

Abuse Liability: SuperNinjaToad: One thing I have to give the Daily Star is they try their darnest to do photographic reenactments of almost every story they report on.

I just don't like the fact that they don't put that in the fine print. To me that reeks of journalistic and reporting deceit not to mention possible legal ramifications.

That may not be the case here.  FTA: "A man who was at the same all-night party did what anyone else would do in this situation - he took photos of the whole thing."
I was curious as to the "[CEN]" reference at the end of each photo... some kind of acronym for faked?


Any decent wingman would have stepped in and made it 3.
And then, WINNING, selfies!
 
2014-02-26 02:57:30 PM
His wife is going to know he's cheating, when she smells that hobo stank on him.
 
2014-02-26 03:03:37 PM

Abuse Liability: Fafai: stevarooni: Buttknuckle: What if he had done that to a girl?

It wouldn't be as funny.

True. But is it funny because it's gay or because it's a man being sexually assaulted?

/I know, I know, why not both

From the article... I'd like to think I would have woken the guy up before the hobo had his hands halfway down the dude's pants.
Probably.
[images.dailystar-uk.co.uk image 620x700]


Well, there's that theory that sex is like pizza, and even when it's bad, it's good.
This would be a good test of that theory.

/ Never mind, the results are already in: drunken hobo sex = New York pizza
 
2014-02-26 10:02:04 PM
Yeah, but look at the gut on that guy.  I think the hobo could have done better.
 
2014-02-27 10:32:16 AM

honk: Yeah, but look at the gut on that guy.  I think the hobo could have done better.


That is why you have to pay him to lay with hipsters.
 
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