Ctrl-Alt-Del: Sybarite: Is it a Swatch? Because there was this kid from the 80s who it might belong to.[www.myconfinedspace.com image 393x117]
Cheron: What this story left out was under the coffin was a Kenyan birth certificate and election "yes we can" literature that carbon dates 400 years old./Got this from Fox//Only ones willing to tel the truth
Sybarite: Is it a Swatch? Because there was this kid from the 80s who it might belong to.
fazookus: Remember a few weeks ago when a tunnel boring machine hit something underground that it couldn't cut through? Similar wackos thought it could be a UFO!!!What is wrong with people like that? Not, say, " maybe it's a piece of metal", but a vehicle from another (whatever, planet, solar system, galaxy, time) without any possible rational reason to think that.Hey, did you know that there's a radio thing in Alaska that caused earthquakes in Haiti?We are a stupid people, on average.
Baron Harkonnen: I'll have to make sure to go back in time to remind my past self not to drop that watch when I traveled back to participate in a Ming Dynasty burial.But if I go back in time to remind myself not to drop the watch and change history by not dropping it, there will be no reason to go back in time to remind myself not to drop the watch, so I will have dropped the watch after all, so I'll have to go back in time to remind myself not to drop the watch...
sid244: 1. Carbon date the watch.2. Post results.3. Collective cheer or moan, depending on the results.
Rindred: Came here expecting ImNotSayingItWasAliensBut.jpg with the ring Photoshopped onto his finger, leaving disappointed.
Ghastly: Son of a diddly that was not supposed to be posted. Mods please delete my last post. The dictionary on my firefox browser stopped working and I was just testing it to see if it re-installed correctly and force of habit hit add comment.Please delete that post, and this one too please.
give me doughnuts: rnatalie: There was a story (Larry Niven?) where a former civilization left one of their digital watches that was found in an archeological dig.Doesn't sound like a Niven story.It does remind me of some stuff in "Strata", though:Workboots left in a coal seam...Dinosaur skeleton with a sign that said "End nuclear testing!"...
InterruptingQuirk: So that people don't even have to click on this BS[media.techeblog.com image 450x338][i.imgur.com image 455x338]
rnatalie: There was a story (Larry Niven?) where a former civilization left one of their digital watches that was found in an archeological dig.
RobSeace: Well, I just came here to say coont monkey asf edwig, but I see someone else beat me to the punch!
Loadmaster: Then there is this item from the past...Macedonian archeologist says three magic watches let him time travel through the ages
Mell of a Hess: Wonder where else that watch has been
Ghastly: coont monkey asf edweg
fazookus: We are a stupid people, on average.
Badmoodman: I'm sure this guy had a hand in it...[www.newseum.org image 300x200]
Anayalator: What is this? A watch for ants? That watch needs to be at least...3 times bigger than this.
give me doughnuts: InterruptingQuirk: So that people don't even have to click on this BS[media.techeblog.com image 450x338][i.imgur.com image 455x338]Was one of these also found in the tomb?[www.crossvending.com image 567x567]
unlikely: Look at this. It's worthless. Ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless! Like the Ark. Men will kill for it; men like you and me.
Oldiron_79: FlashHarry: yep. there's no way that's a 16th century watch. early 20th century, more like.This.
FlashHarry: yep. there's no way that's a 16th century watch. early 20th century, more like.
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