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(TechEBlog)   Swiss watch found in ancient Chinese tomb. Could have just dropped off the wrist of an absent-minded archeologist, but more likely to be proof that time travel exists. With pics of watch so you can be the judge   (techeblog.com) divider line 160
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2014-02-26 11:45:55 AM  
They found these watches in the Gucci purse that was buried with the mummy, took it down to Rick who brought in a buddy who knew all about antique watches.  Turns out, it was a fake.
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-26 11:48:42 AM  
This find is mysterious, like the time I found an intact Boeing Dreamliner in an unopened 500-year-old Chinese tomb.

I'd show you the pictures, but my SD card was melted when the Dreamliner caught fire, probably due to an ancien Chinese curse.
 
2014-02-26 11:48:56 AM  

Ghastly: coont monkey asf edweg


This.
 
2014-02-26 11:51:20 AM  

JonnyG: I have the same watch! Now maybe somebody can tell me how to change the damned battery and where one gets a screwdriver for those only-visible-through-a-microscope screws!


Eye glasses repair kit.
 
2014-02-26 11:55:36 AM  

fazookus: Remember a few weeks ago when a tunnel boring machine hit something underground that it couldn't cut through?  Similar wackos thought it could be a UFO!!!

What is wrong with people like that?  Not, say, " maybe it's a piece of metal", but a vehicle from another (whatever, planet, solar system, galaxy, time) without any possible rational reason to think that.

Hey, did you know that there's a radio thing in Alaska that caused earthquakes in Haiti?

We are a stupid people, on average.


Paleoanthropology Division
Smithsonian Institute
207 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20078


Dear Sir:

Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeledv  "211-D, layer seven, next to the clothesline post. Hominid skull." We have given this specimen a careful and detailed examination, and regret to inform you that we disagree with your theory that it represents "conclusive proof of the presence of Early Man in Charleston County two million years ago." Rather, it appears that what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll, of the variety one of our staff, who has small children, believes to be the "Malibu Barbie". It is evident that you have given a great deal of thought to the analysis of this specimen, and you may be quite certain that those of us who are familiar with your prior work in the field were loathe to come to contradiction with your findings. However, we do feel that there are a number of physical attributes of the specimen which might have tipped you off to it's modern origin:

1. The material is molded plastic. Ancient hominid remains are typically fossilized bone.

2. The cranial capacity of the specimen is approximately 9 cubic centimeters, well below the threshold of even the earliest identified proto-hominids.

3. The dentition pattern evident on the "skull" is more consistent with the common domesticated dog than it is with the "ravenous man-eating Pliocene clams" you speculate roamed the wetlands during that time. This latter finding is certainly one of the most intriguing hypotheses you have submitted in your history with this institution, but the evidence seems to weigh rather heavily against it. Without going into too much detail, let us say that:

A. The specimen looks like the head of a Barbie doll that a dog has chewed on.
B. Clams don't have teeth.

It is with feelings tinged with melancholy that we must deny your request to have the specimen carbon dated. This is partially due to the heavy load our lab must bear in it's normal operation, and partly due to carbon dating's notorious inaccuracy in fossils of recent geologic record. To the best of our knowledge, no Barbie dolls were produced prior to 1956 AD, and carbon dating is likely to produce wildly inaccurate results. Sadly, we must also deny your request that we approach the National Science Foundation's Phylogeny Department with the concept of assigning your specimen the scientific name "Australopithecus spiff-arino." Speaking personally, I, for one, fought tenaciously for the acceptance of your proposed taxonomy, but was ultimately voted down because the species name you selected was hyphenated, and didn't really sound like it might be Latin.

However, we gladly accept your generous donation of this fascinating specimen to the museum. While it is undoubtedly not a hominid fossil, it is, nonetheless, yet another riveting example of the great body of work you seem to accumulate here so effortlessly. You should know that our Director has reserved a special shelf in his own office for the display of the specimens you have previously submitted to the Institution, and the entire staff speculates daily on what you will happen upon next in your digs at the site you have discovered in your back yard. We eagerly anticipate your trip to our nation's capital that you proposed in your last letter, and several of us are pressing the Director to pay for it. We are particularly interested in hearing you expand on your theories surrounding the "trans-positating fillifitation of ferrous ions in a structural matrix" that makes the excellent juvenile Tyrannosaurus rex femur you recently discovered take on the deceptive appearance of a rusty 9-mm Sears Craftsman automotive crescent wrench.

Yours in Science,

Harvey Rowe
Curator, Antiquities
 
2014-02-26 11:56:49 AM  
1. Carbon date the watch.
2. Post results.
3. Collective cheer or moan, depending on the results.
 
2014-02-26 12:00:09 PM  

sid244: 1. Carbon date the watch.
2. Post results.
3. Collective cheer or moan, depending on the results.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-26 12:05:59 PM  

special20: I'd have believed it a little more if...
[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 300x300]


You are implying that it is a completely fabricated story.  But if it were, wouldn't they have made it a little more believable?  Therefore, it must be true and not fabricated.  Totally believable now.
 
2014-02-26 12:08:44 PM  

BafflerMeal: sid244: 1. Carbon date the watch.
2. Post results.
3. Collective cheer or moan, depending on the results.

[CarbonDatingDoesNotWorkThatWay.jpg]


beat me to the punch
 
2014-02-26 12:16:21 PM  

Ghastly: Son of a diddly that was not supposed to be posted. Mods please delete my last post. The dictionary on my firefox browser stopped working and I was just testing it to see if it re-installed correctly and force of habit hit add comment.

Please delete that post, and this one too please.



d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net

 
2014-02-26 12:22:11 PM  
There's nothing more to say about this.  Unless of course it's coont monkey asf edweg
 
2014-02-26 12:22:35 PM  
Well, if time travel is possible, it would screw up the whole fossil record. On the other hand, once it's discovered, we wouldn't *need* the fossil record any more.

/just be sure to let the paleontologists go first
//and for fark's sake, clean up after yourselves
///you think cultural contamination is bad, wait till you get temporal contamination
 
2014-02-26 12:22:59 PM  
Time travelers, no.

It had to have been left by the Knights Templar or the Masons -- who apparently are responsible for leaving traces of themselves all over the entire world.

I mean, every other treasure/mystery documentary on TV has to include them as possible suspects -- so why not.

Aliens too.

After all they seem to have been quite busy nagging everyone on Earth since the beginning of recorded history. Certainly some of their junk would have been left behind. Maybe it was a prize in an alien version of CrackerJacks.
 
2014-02-26 12:26:15 PM  

JonnyG: I have the same watch! Now maybe somebody can tell me how to change the damned battery and where one gets a screwdriver for those only-visible-through-a-microscope screws!


just take it into a jewerly store. They'll open it up and pop in a battery for you for about $10.  Yea, a bit more exsensive than buying a battery at the store, but you don't have to deal with losing the screws, finding the right battery or just simply farking the whole thing up when you jam the tiny battery in wrong.
 
2014-02-26 12:27:59 PM  

Ghastly: coont monkey asf edweg


Pricipal . Caught sayof school
 
2014-02-26 12:31:20 PM  
Even the ancient Sumerians wore watches.
files.abovetopsecret.com
 
2014-02-26 12:47:52 PM  

Deep Contact: Even the ancient Sumerians wore watches.
[files.abovetopsecret.com image 476x634]


They also invented the "pull my finger gag".  And founded Devo.
 
2014-02-26 12:48:48 PM  
I'll go with Artifacts Dropped by the Children of Space Aliens on Field Trips for 20, Hal!

/stillreal.jpg
 
2014-02-26 01:00:43 PM  

Ghastly: coont monkey asf edweg


OK, who stepped on the butterfly? Thanks to whoever it was we had to go back and restore the development of language. I just hope no one notices if we are missing any cromulent words.
 
2014-02-26 01:07:38 PM  

maxx2112: The artifact was dismissed as a watch left behind by a Russian team.


Loved that series.
 
2014-02-26 01:10:47 PM  
Ctrl-Alt-Del: Page full of win.

Where did that come from? If that was written on the spot bravo to you! That was definitely a more interesting read than TFA.
 
2014-02-26 01:22:13 PM  
The Swiss never make just one watch. In the past six years someone must have found another example and it's era. We on Fark just don't care that hard.
 
2014-02-26 01:34:33 PM  

chozo13: Ctrl-Alt-Del: Page full of win.

Where did that come from? If that was written on the spot bravo to you! That was definitely a more interesting read than TFA.


Thanks, but that has been around so long I didn't even think it needed any attribution.
 
2014-02-26 01:38:08 PM  
...and then things started getting al hoaxy.
 
2014-02-26 01:42:39 PM  
I am usually late to the internet party (just found out about raptor jesus about 2 years ago). Either way, thanks for the chuckle.
 
2014-02-26 01:44:46 PM  
An archeologist with access to a time machine?

www.peter-capaldi-news.com
 
2014-02-26 01:47:29 PM  
texdent:

Wasn't this the start of the best Michael Crichton novel he ever wrote that was later let down severely by a Paul Walker movie?

FTFY

/Sphere and Jurrasic Park were both awesome too, of course, but I'm partial to the medieval period
//or the post-Unification period
///okay, Andromeda, Eaters of the Dead and Pirate Latitudes were all also very good
 
2014-02-26 01:50:40 PM  
Ghastly:

forums.superherohype.com


static.fjcdn.comcoont monkey asf edweg
 
2014-02-26 01:59:06 PM  

dionysusaur: Crack open that terra cotta pot, Svlad. I need the salt cellar back.


Ok.

/finally get to reply to someone referencing my name and I got nothin'
 
2014-02-26 01:59:39 PM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Since watches hadn't been invented yet in the 16th century I'm going to have to agree with you.


having been to the patek museum in geneva twice and seen several 16th century watches (pocket, not wrist, mind you) in person, i'm going to have to disagree with you. they typically just had an hour hand that early on, but they were watches, not clocks.
 
2014-02-26 02:01:39 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Sybarite: Is it a Swatch? Because there was this kid from the 80s who it might belong to.



img.fark.net

Dude... HE MADE IT!

i257.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-26 02:03:11 PM  

Tatterdemalian: Well, if time travel is possible, it would screw up the whole fossil record. On the other hand, once it's discovered, we wouldn't *need* the fossil record any more.

/just be sure to let the paleontologists go first
//and for fark's sake, clean up after yourselves
///you think cultural contamination is bad, wait till you get temporal contamination


I got that once, but, the antibiotics cleared it up.  And yes, I didn't go out with her anymore.  Once was enough.
 
2014-02-26 02:06:26 PM  
 This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is *the* sports watch of the '80s. Six thousand, nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail
 
2014-02-26 02:07:18 PM  

Rik01: Time travelers, no.

It had to have been left by the Knights Templar or the Masons -- who apparently are responsible for leaving traces of themselves all over the entire world.

I mean, every other treasure/mystery documentary on TV has to include them as possible suspects -- so why not.

Aliens too.

After all they seem to have been quite busy nagging everyone on Earth since the beginning of recorded history. Certainly some of their junk would have been left behind. Maybe it was a prize in an alien version of CrackerJacks.


They did it to confound us, and provide the basis for stupid TV shows on the History Channel.  They're evil, I tell you!
 
2014-02-26 02:10:04 PM  

Langdon Alger: This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is *the* sports watch of the '80s. Six thousand, nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail


in philadelphia, it's worth fifty bucks!
 
2014-02-26 02:17:17 PM  

Langdon Alger: This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is *the* sports watch of the '80s. Six thousand, nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail


I could buy that, or I could look at the phone I already own and see what time it is.  Hmmm.  Give me a sec guys, I've got to work this one out.
 
2014-02-26 02:28:49 PM  

damageddude: An archeologist with access to a time machine?

[www.peter-capaldi-news.com image 850x464]


Alex Kingston!?! If I had known that Doctor Who was getting all saucy, I would have watched more than the five minutes.
 
2014-02-26 02:29:18 PM  

trappedspirit: special20: I'd have believed it a little more if...
[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 300x300]

You are implying that it is a completely fabricated story.  But if it were, wouldn't they have made it a little more believable?  Therefore, it must be true and not fabricated.  Totally believable now.


Ahem.. never tell anyone what they are implying - it only goes to show what a thick-headed douche you are.
 
2014-02-26 03:14:56 PM  

zimbomba63: Tatterdemalian: Well, if time travel is possible, it would screw up the whole fossil record. On the other hand, once it's discovered, we wouldn't *need* the fossil record any more.

/just be sure to let the paleontologists go first
//and for fark's sake, clean up after yourselves
///you think cultural contamination is bad, wait till you get temporal contamination

I got that once, but, the antibiotics cleared it up.  And yes, I didn't go out with her anymore.  Once was enough.


You dated a zombie?

/not condemning, just didn't realize that was an option
 
2014-02-26 03:34:09 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
"Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss."
 
2014-02-26 05:06:46 PM  
Well, I just came here to say coont monkey asf edwig, but I see someone else beat me to the punch!
 
2014-02-26 05:33:09 PM  

sid244: 1. Carbon date the watch.

I did not realize that science had advanced to the point of being able to carbon-date solid metal objects.
 
2014-02-26 05:40:47 PM  
 
2014-02-26 05:47:02 PM  

Danger Mouse: Copperbelly watersnake: From the article, they found it at the entrance. A good possibility is that an archeologist found the entrance, and left to get more funding or equipment for a full excavation but never managed to get back.

The linked article said it was in the actual coffin, and wrapped in the shroud:

FTFA:
When the coffin was finally opened, and the cloth removed, something metallic hit the ground. The excavation team discovered a mud and rock encrusted ring watch...


Hmmm Pick one:

1) time travel!!!!!
2) the tomb had indeed ben opened  in the recent past
3) the coffin is a fake
4) the story is fake


5) It could be something from that looks like a watch, but has a rational explanation.

The picture isn't that great.  A crossed set of swords or some other coat-of-arms-esque depiction on a signet ring or ceremonial ear-ring worn by time, dust, and corrosion.
 
2014-02-26 06:05:16 PM  

daemoncan: "Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss."


Masters of Sinanju are time travellers? It all makes sense now.
 
2014-02-26 06:06:39 PM  

maxx2112: give me doughnuts: rnatalie: There was a story (Larry Niven?) where a former civilization left one of their digital watches that was found in an archeological dig.


Doesn't sound like a Niven story.

It does remind me of some stuff in "Strata", though:

Workboots left in a coal seam...
Dinosaur skeleton with a sign that said "End nuclear testing!"...

[img.fark.net image 325x551]


The artifact was dismissed as a watch left behind by a Russian team.


Bless you, Maxx2112, I've been trying to remember the author/title of that book for years! Now I can re-read the series plus a couple newer ones, it seems.
 
2014-02-26 06:10:59 PM  
GungFu: vudukungfu: Pretty old story.
Wonder where I read it before?

Same place you read about these 'Time-travellers Keeps Losing Their Shiat' artefacts:

Millions of years old hammer....
[www.paleo.cc image 497x292]

spark plugs....
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x260][1.bp.blogspot.com image 360x377]

And this article from 2008...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1096959/Mystery-centu ry -old-Swiss-watch-discovered-ancient-tomb-sealed-400-years.html


/calcium carbonate concretion


Leah the ancient fossilized pickaxe was left behind by Satan when he was burying dinosaur bone shaped rocks to test your faith 6,000 years ago.
 
2014-02-26 06:19:09 PM  

Tatterdemalian: zimbomba63: Tatterdemalian: Well, if time travel is possible, it would screw up the whole fossil record. On the other hand, once it's discovered, we wouldn't *need* the fossil record any more.

/just be sure to let the paleontologists go first
//and for fark's sake, clean up after yourselves
///you think cultural contamination is bad, wait till you get temporal contamination

I got that once, but, the antibiotics cleared it up.  And yes, I didn't go out with her anymore.  Once was enough.

You dated a zombie?

/not condemning, just didn't realize that was an option


I was lonely. Very, very lonely.
 
2014-02-26 06:32:56 PM  

Loadmaster: Then there is this item from the past...
Macedonian archeologist says three magic watches let him time travel through the ages


i0.wp.com
 
2014-02-26 07:25:21 PM  

unlikely: Look at this. It's worthless. Ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless! Like the Ark. Men will kill for it; men like you and me.



Max? Is that you?
 
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