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(WTKR)   Fark-ready headline: Man dies after being hit by vehicle in Onancock. That's gotta hurt   (wtkr.com) divider line 26
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2014-02-26 08:55:44 AM  
Spilled seed.
Everywhere.
 
2014-02-26 09:32:22 AM  
Damn Amish and their suggestive town names!
 
2014-02-26 09:32:32 AM  
It's not tragic to die doing what you love.
 
2014-02-26 09:32:40 AM  
No way; predators can't get jobs with authority and an endless supply of victims.
 
2014-02-26 09:33:15 AM  
That's nothing.  Grandma had 19th century obituary notices from family members.  Apparently one of my ancestors died under "queer circumstances" in Cockermouthe.
 
2014-02-26 09:34:10 AM  

JoieD'Zen: No way; predators can't get jobs with authority and an endless supply of victims.


dammit, wrong thread.

/onocock
//early here
 
2014-02-26 09:37:22 AM  
I think the Native Americans gave us a bunch of silly place names just to fark with us when they figured out that we couldn't be stopped. I mean, look at the meaning of Des Moines.
 
2014-02-26 09:39:16 AM  

Bondith: That's nothing.  Grandma had 19th century obituary notices from family members.  Apparently one of my ancestors died under "queer circumstances" in Cockermouthe.


Early snuff porn.
 
2014-02-26 09:44:55 AM  
The sin of Onan is punishable by death.
 
2014-02-26 09:44:58 AM  

JoieD'Zen: JoieD'Zen: No way; predators can't get jobs with authority and an endless supply of victims.

dammit, wrong thread.

/onocock
//early here


It made sense to me in a way tho.

Because he was a victim boned by Bonayth.

Did he die because the doctors weren't on the ball?

*groan*
 
2014-02-26 09:46:41 AM  
Better this than plunging down into Disappointment Valley
 
2014-02-26 09:49:13 AM  
What kind of cock is there besides an onancock? Else what's a cock for?
 
2014-02-26 09:50:57 AM  
A 58-year-old man riding a bicycle was struck by a vehicle smote by the hand of Jehovah
 
2014-02-26 09:52:31 AM  
meh...sorta
 
2014-02-26 09:58:26 AM  
Onanie Cock Meets the Sex Pistols?
 
2014-02-26 10:07:06 AM  
Ow! My Balls!!?

InterroBANG
 
2014-02-26 10:09:18 AM  
Meh.  "Unfortunate Onancock man killed by ramming" would have been better
 
2014-02-26 10:13:12 AM  
Could've been worse. He could have been twisted by Onatopp...

img.fark.net

But what a way to go...
 
2014-02-26 10:26:22 AM  

JoieD'Zen: Bondith: That's nothing.  Grandma had 19th century obituary notices from family members.  Apparently one of my ancestors died under "queer circumstances" in Cockermouthe.

Early snuff porn.


There are probably some dirty daguerreotypes from the incident.
 
2014-02-26 10:49:31 AM  
Mighty good oysters in Onancock.

/although some prefer snails
 
2014-02-26 10:54:19 AM  

MBooda: Mighty good oysters in Onancock.

/although some prefer snails


Nice and obscure. So, is Onancock hard by Intercourse, or just past Climax?
 
2014-02-26 11:17:43 AM  

MBooda: Mighty good oysters in Onancock.

/although some prefer snails


NTTAWWT
 
2014-02-26 11:18:28 AM  

Valiente: MBooda: Mighty good oysters in Onancock.

/although some prefer snails

Nice and obscure.


img189.imageshack.us

Not that obscure.
 
2014-02-26 12:16:10 PM  
What an Onancock injury might look like:

mendoukusai.weebly.com
 
2014-02-26 01:32:27 PM  
Onancock is a nice little town but I love Parkersvile. It's a $20 toll (roundtrip) on the CBBT.
 
2014-02-26 05:42:26 PM  
Came for Xenia Onatopp.

IfyaknowwhatImean.
 
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