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(YouTube)   Thinking of trying to outrun a Dubai police cruiser? Think again   (youtube.com) divider line 43
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2014-02-26 10:22:43 AM
Those are cool cars, but I make it a point to only go places my girlfriend is considered human.
 
2014-02-26 10:54:14 AM
Given what cars you can find cruising in Dubai, that Camaro is woefully outgunned.
 
2014-02-26 10:58:32 AM
A car is only as good as the driver.
 
2014-02-26 11:07:23 AM

unlikely: Those are cool cars, but I make it a point to only go places my girlfriend is considered human.


And which aren't currently being built by slaves
 
2014-02-26 11:07:49 AM
Red is faster.
 
2014-02-26 11:11:19 AM
That video would be MUCH more worth my time if those cars were doing more than just tooling down the freeway at standard traveling speed. Jesus, talk about wasted potential. Specs mean nothing if you're getting passed by delivery trucks and taxis, it's not really an impressive display of speed and power...
 
2014-02-26 11:13:15 AM
They have a problem with people trying to outrun the police in Dubai?
 
2014-02-26 11:16:07 AM

Nana's Vibrator: They have a problem with people trying to outrun the police in Dubai?


Women and slaves mostly. Occasional Jew.
 
2014-02-26 11:22:21 AM
It won't catch you during the two weeks out of each month it is being repaired.
 
2014-02-26 11:40:03 AM
Challenge accepted
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2014-02-26 12:10:30 PM
image.automobilemag.com

independentskies.com


lh6.ggpht.com
 
2014-02-26 12:23:17 PM
Glad to see they would spend so much money on police cars while other people starve in their country.
 
2014-02-26 12:27:43 PM
Holy moly.  They have too much money in Dubai.
 
2014-02-26 12:43:44 PM

RaceBoatDriver: Red is faster.


Needs more dakka as well.
 
2014-02-26 12:54:08 PM

BenJammin: Glad to see they would spend so much money on police cars while other people starve in their country.


pffff... their soup kitchens serve Caviar with Vichyssoise and Canard in disposables made of gold.....
 
2014-02-26 12:55:58 PM

nmiguy: Holy moly.  They have too much money in Dubai.


I read an article a while back (citation needed) that they just converted cars that had been seized by police.  Apparently there was a "problem" during their recession of rich a-holes abandoning cars that they could no longer afford.
 
2014-02-26 12:58:53 PM
Being homeless in Dubai means you only wear Versace ...
 
2014-02-26 01:13:19 PM
Imagine how fast they can get to any location where a woman is showing her ankle to make a quick arrest.
 
2014-02-26 01:28:49 PM
Why did they put the arrow to the Lambo's v12 on the front of the car?

(Espeically after showing its rear for 15 seconds)

hp6sa: Apparently there was a "problem" during their recession of rich a-holes abandoning cars that they could no longer afford.


Yep.
 
2014-02-26 01:36:53 PM

hp6sa: nmiguy: Holy moly.  They have too much money in Dubai.

I read an article a while back (citation needed) that they just converted cars that had been seized by police.  Apparently there was a "problem" during their recession of rich a-holes abandoning cars that they could no longer afford.


Many states started doing that with confiscated drug cars in the U.S. There are two very cool sports cars in my area of the state that the media said was factory-converted to reach speeds the original couldn't reach (probably chipped).
 
2014-02-26 01:46:02 PM
Yeah, Dubai. You're rich, we get it.
 
2014-02-26 02:00:36 PM
They'll never catch me! I drive a Formula-1 race car.  True story.
 
2014-02-26 02:04:43 PM

RoyBatty: Nana's Vibrator: They have a problem with people trying to outrun the police in Dubai?

Women and slaves mostly. Occasional Jew.


lipaskudung.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-26 02:16:08 PM
Our oil dollars at work
 
2014-02-26 03:15:11 PM
Can you perform a PIT maneuver with that?
 
2014-02-26 04:12:32 PM
No need to out run them.

They'll crumple like tissue-paper against the Suburban.
 
2014-02-26 04:32:51 PM
Nope, even as a male I wouldn't go to dubai.

They probably have sting operations set up where men who look like women show parts of their body I am not supposed to look at, and then they'll arrest me upon looking. They'll charge me with two things:
1. Looking at what I thought was a woman where I shouldn't.
2. Teh homoghey.

No thanks.
 
2014-02-26 06:02:04 PM
 A Camaro? Really? All you would have to do is find a road with some corners.

*ducks*
 
2014-02-26 06:11:35 PM

Kraftwerk Orange: [image.automobilemag.com image 850x564]


This isn't wasn't what I was expecting when I called 1-800-4BraBus
 
2014-02-26 06:42:07 PM

zerkalo: Can you perform a PIT maneuver with that?


Once.
 
2014-02-26 09:08:14 PM
So, Dubai police can't drive in their own lanes?

"My tires are supposed to be on the white lines, right?"

Morans.
 
2014-02-26 09:17:54 PM
It's all been done...

i58.tinypic.com

i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-26 09:31:06 PM
dubai also wants you off the road unless you're rich (seriously)
http://jalopnik.com/dubai-plans-operation-fark-the-poor-to-keep-cars -o nly-1530784968
 
2014-02-26 09:37:44 PM

RoyBatty: Nana's Vibrator: They have a problem with people trying to outrun the police in Dubai?

Women and slaves mostly. Occasional Jew.


AS long as THEY get egg is ok

.

Smackledorfer: Nope, even as a male I wouldn't go to dubai.

They probably have sting operations set up where men who look like women show parts of their body I am not supposed to look at, and then they'll arrest me upon looking. They'll charge me with two things:
1. Looking at what I thought was a woman where I shouldn't.
2. Teh homoghey.

No thanks.


Nope, That place is like Vegas, anything goes if you have money and a penis.
 
2014-02-26 09:40:20 PM
So why'd they go with the cheaper Camaro?  Get a ZL1, it's the least expensive supercar in the world...
 
2014-02-26 10:10:38 PM

SurelyShirley: It's all been done...

[i58.tinypic.com image 640x427]

[i61.tinypic.com image 500x332]


Yes, but those are driven by Germans.
 
2014-02-26 11:28:15 PM

Nana's Vibrator: They have a problem with people trying to outrun the police in Dubai?


The average driving speed in Dubai is less than 60km/h.  Traffic is so f'd up there they dont need this.  Last time I was there during the "rainy" season it had just rained when I landed and traffic was at a standstill.  The radio station reported the next day that over 1000 wrecks were reported.  God only knows how many werent.

This is some prince's idea of a toy, mark my words because there's no need for it.
 
2014-02-27 01:20:14 AM

hp6sa: nmiguy: Holy moly.  They have too much money in Dubai.

I read an article a while back (citation needed) that they just converted cars that had been seized by police.  Apparently there was a "problem" during their recession of rich a-holes abandoning cars that they could no longer afford.


My aunt worked in Kuwait before the first Iraq war and she'd see luxury cars abandoned on the sides of roads because they'd been in fender benders. Not worth fixing, just get a new one.
 
2014-02-27 02:16:05 AM
" Lambo, Ferrari, Camaro: fastest cop cars in the world!"

One of these things is not like the others.
 
2014-02-27 07:55:32 AM

Kurmudgeon: " Lambo, Ferrari, Camaro: fastest cop cars in the world!"

One of these things is not like the others.


The Camaro is the sacrificial vehicle to just ram the suspect off the road.
 
2014-02-27 07:44:30 PM

unlikely: Those are cool cars, but I make it a point to only go places my girlfriend is considered human.


I suppose it's a little late, but...

I've heard of corporations being considered "people" but how many places really consider plastic dolls "human"?
 
2014-02-27 10:00:05 PM

Mikey1969: That video would be MUCH more worth my time if those cars were doing more than just tooling down the freeway at standard traveling speed. Jesus, talk about wasted potential. Specs mean nothing if you're getting passed by delivery trucks and taxis, it's not really an impressive display of speed and power...

Every now and again I find videos on YouTube of tiny cars with monster V8's or even jet engines in them. Almost every single one of these has the car being started up and the engine being revved. And that's it.

I want my cargasm, dammit. That's not even a tease. It's just enough to piss me off.
 
2014-02-27 10:32:49 PM

Zombalupagus: Mikey1969: That video would be MUCH more worth my time if those cars were doing more than just tooling down the freeway at standard traveling speed. Jesus, talk about wasted potential. Specs mean nothing if you're getting passed by delivery trucks and taxis, it's not really an impressive display of speed and power...
Every now and again I find videos on YouTube of tiny cars with monster V8's or even jet engines in them. Almost every single one of these has the car being started up and the engine being revved. And that's it.

I want my cargasm, dammit. That's not even a tease. It's just enough to piss me off.


Now we got a good one a few months back... Seems like it was here it the US, Texas, maybe. Anyway, I think they were testing sensors for the toll road EZ-Pass thing you keep in your car and had like a Corvette Z06(or something fast, it's been awhile now) fly by at something ridiculous like 200 mph, or somewhere in that range. Not only was it actually video of the car flying down the road, but they had plenty of angles and some great shots that really gave you some true perspective on how fast the car was going. It was much better than this stupid video.
 
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