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(USA Today)   Can giant walls protect the USA from tornadoes? I'm no physicist, but I'm thinking HELL NO   (usatoday.com) divider line 79
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2014-02-26 09:52:40 AM

CleanAndPure: A 1000ft wall might help keep the white walkers and wildlings out.


As I read through the comments I was getting worried that nobody had made a GoT reference yet.  Thanks for delivering!
 
2014-02-26 09:53:40 AM
Just their excuse to prepare for Zombies!
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2014-02-26 10:17:40 AM
Better if you press a button and your house goes underground when a tornado is in the area.
 
2014-02-26 10:19:07 AM

Elfich: Building a wall like that would induce all sorts of other weather effects.

The first one I can think of is all of the land west of the wall would get an increase in rain due wet air having to drop rain in order to gain elevation to cross the wall. Then the land immediately east of the wall would dry out due to lack of rain.

To say nothing of the weird sunlight problems that would occur on the west side of the wall.


FTA: The walls themselves would run east to west, and there would be three walls. 
Unless you're complaining about a 150ft wide wetspot vs dry spot, I don't see your point being too much of a concern.
 
2014-02-26 10:19:23 AM
I think we should build a test wall first about 30ft high along the US mexico border.
 
2014-02-26 10:25:05 AM
We have tornadoes in Colorado. I even saw one near Pikes Peak which tops out at 14,115' or about 8,000 feet higher than nearby Colorado Springs. I don't think a 1,000' wall in Kansas is going to do much to stop tornadoes.
 
2014-02-26 10:29:57 AM
"The walls would stop the flow of air from north and south, thus preventing the tornadoes from forming, he said."
No they won't, and no they won't. Unless you're walling off the midwest to the point it changes the entire climate and turns it semi-arid, which is an outstandingly stupid thing to do to an enormous swath of agricultural land.

Disrupting rotational patterns with heat/cold/induced rainfall/praying really hard would be a more workable solution.
 
2014-02-26 10:34:23 AM
 What if its an illegal tornado comin to take our jerbs!?!?!
I bet that wall would stop em.
 
2014-02-26 10:42:33 AM

supichoo: I am morer stupiderr for having read that.


Agreed. My facepalm just facepalmed.
 
2014-02-26 10:59:19 AM
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2014-02-26 11:01:01 AM
CleanAndPure
A 1000ft wall might help keep the white walkers and wildlings out.


If you build it far enough south to keep the brown walkers out, you might be able to find funding.
"We Arpaios have manned the wall for thousands of years.."

/ might also work with "white trash" instead of "brown walkers":
*TOOT*
*TOOT*
"Two horn blasts means wildlings.. "
*TOOT*
"Rednecks! RUN!"
 
2014-02-26 11:15:49 AM

FTFA He adds that because there are no west-to-east mountains in Tornado Alley to weaken the air flow


A landform in America is designated a mountain if it stands 1000 feet above the surrounding area. So he wants to build mountains.
 
2014-02-26 11:34:05 AM
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It won't work.
 
2014-02-26 11:50:18 AM
Just fire a nuke at the tornado, that'll stop it.
 
2014-02-26 11:51:26 AM
If they could control the black helicopter squadrons that guide tornadoes through small towns and trailer parks to keep the local population in line, they would have already done it.
 
2014-02-26 11:56:14 AM

shanrick: Stopping tornadoes is easy. Just drop an atomic bomb into the middle of them and break them up. It's so simple I can't believe they haven't thought of it.


If there's one thing Iearned from Sharknado (and I think we all know it be an enlightening and educational experience) is that a single 5 gallon tank of propane and a stick or two of dynamite exploded in the vortex of a tornado is enough to bring it to a standstill.   So none of your fancy, schmancy A Bombs need to be brought to force against a tornado.

I remember watching that particular scene and immediately thinking about how much energy is in your standard large-scale tornado, compared to the amount of energy in a tank of propane and being very amused.

N/S or E/W wouldn't matter, most of the conditions causing tornadoes would not be the least bit affected by something as minuscule (in relative terms) of a wall mere 1000 ft tall and 100-150 miles long.
 
2014-02-26 12:08:59 PM

grimlock1972: "The walls would need to be about 1,000 feet high and 150 feet wide, "

LOLWUT

the cost of building such a wall boggles my mind, just not feasible even if it would work.


Think of the economic stimulus. We wouldn't have to wait for the alien invasion that Paul Krugman said would save our economy.
 
2014-02-26 12:13:15 PM
if we could build a wall like that, why not just build a bunch of wind turbines instead and suck the energy out of the tornado and put it to good use.
 
2014-02-26 12:14:23 PM
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2014-02-26 12:16:58 PM

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2014-02-26 12:32:11 PM
What if we used the money to fix highways and bridges?


 No, that's just crazy talk.
 
2014-02-26 12:45:34 PM
This is by the same people who produce climate models proving "climate change" is man made. These people live inside of computer models and have no sense of the real world, I doubt they even realize tornadoes do form in mountains and can travel up, over, and down ridge lines,
 
2014-02-26 12:52:22 PM
Seems to me it's just giving the tornado more things to throw out and possibly kill someone from collateral damage.
 
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2014-02-26 01:24:03 PM
lawboy87

I read a novel called Zero Hour where our hero flies an A-10 to Antarctica to bomb the core out of a hurricane. It wasn't as bad as it sounds. That's not to say it's good, but it's not as bad as it sounds.
 
2014-02-26 03:28:36 PM
Came here for "Pacific Rim" and "Attack on Titan" references, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-02-26 03:53:10 PM

Marc_Arsenal: This is by the same people who produce climate models proving "climate change" is man made. These people live inside of computer models and have no sense of the real world, I doubt they even realize tornadoes do form in mountains and can travel up, over, and down ridge lines,


I don't think any scientist is arguing climate change is entirely manmade (if they are, they're idiots).

And tornado formation in mountains is exceedingly rare.
 
2014-02-26 04:58:53 PM
Give the tornado a bunch of bricks to throw around.  That sounds like an awesome idea.
 
2014-02-26 07:40:16 PM
I first read that as "protect us from TOMATOES
 
2014-02-26 07:44:29 PM

FLMountainMan: Marc_Arsenal: This is by the same people who produce climate models proving "climate change" is man made. These people live inside of computer models and have no sense of the real world, I doubt they even realize tornadoes do form in mountains and can travel up, over, and down ridge lines,

I don't think any scientist is arguing climate change is entirely manmade (if they are, they're idiots).

And tornado formation in mountains is exceedingly rare.


Mountains, yes. Walls? I'm no meteorologist, but something tells me that building walls--which, by definition, are not mountains--throughout tornado alley will be an exercise in futility. And that the result will just be what CourtroomWolf said: "Give the tornado a bunch of bricks to throw around." Government outsources this shiat to the lowest bidder, after all.

No, if you really want to minimize tornado damage here, you build concrete domes (which some places have started doing, actually, and which have been proven to be effective in withstanding EF-4 and EF-5 tornadoes): there's nothing for the winds--even tornadic winds--to grab hold of on the structure, so tornado damages are minimal. Biggest issue you'll have is if a tornado drops a vehicle on the building, and concrete is still a bit sturdier than sheetrock if that happens.

You'd think people would have learned by now that you can't control nature--not with walls or anything else. Best thing to do is to figure out how to build structures that take minimal damage when Mother Nature forgets her estrogen pill.
 
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