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(Rocketnews 24)   First course: Finger sandwiches   (en.rocketnews24.com) divider line 11
    More: Fail, kitchen knife, tea sandwich, Anhui Province  
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2014-02-26 08:31:46 AM
Hey, baby, can I get your digits?
 
2014-02-26 08:36:03 AM
Finger tacos sound better to me, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-02-26 08:50:37 AM
BS there is no way for a 2 year old to cut off those 4 fingers.  For the love of god kids can't even get shots without crying and you want me to believe that this one cut off 4?!  I might be able to believe 1.
 
2014-02-26 08:52:26 AM
Suddenly, I have a taste for some Wendy's chili.
 
2014-02-26 08:52:52 AM

TNel: BS there is no way for a 2 year old to cut off those 4 fingers.  For the love of god kids can't even get shots without crying and you want me to believe that this one cut off 4?!  I might be able to believe 1.


That is unless the "journalist" thinks this is a knife.

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2014-02-26 09:01:00 AM
No more

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2014-02-26 09:02:06 AM

TNel: BS there is no way for a 2 year old to cut off those 4 fingers.  For the love of god kids can't even get shots without crying and you want me to believe that this one cut off 4?!  I might be able to believe 1.


You'd be surprised.  Kids like to mimic what they see around them.  If dad or mom likes to chop things quickly the kid may have been imitating those actions. A sharp knife would make quick work of four fleshy toddler fingers. The article was quiet on what kind of knife was used. I am curious too..
 
2014-02-26 09:09:29 AM
Damned Gunsu  knives
 
2014-02-26 02:52:44 PM

vudukungfu: Hey, baby, can I get your digits?


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2014-02-26 09:12:03 PM

Pangea: vudukungfu: Hey, baby, can I get your digits?

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I actually had a digit cut to the bone.
Bar fight, kung fu accident, whatevs.
Told the attending surgeon I would come back and play christmas carols on the mandolin if he did the reattachment right.

He says the obvious, " you play mandolin?"
Reply: I  will learn as part of my therapy;

So I did.
On Christmas eve.

I still squeeze it into my schedule.

Learning a new song every year.
 
2014-02-27 06:08:58 AM

vudukungfu: Pangea: vudukungfu: Hey, baby, can I get your digits?

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I actually had a digit cut to the bone.
Bar fight, kung fu accident, whatevs.
Told the attending surgeon I would come back and play christmas carols on the mandolin if he did the reattachment right.

He says the obvious, " you play mandolin?"
Reply: I  will learn as part of my therapy;

So I did.
On Christmas eve.

I still squeeze it into my schedule.

Learning a new song every year.


That's an awesome story.
 
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