If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Bangor Daily News)   A Maine woman's day started by waiting in line for her credit union to open so she could get money for diapers. It soon went to shiat   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 36
    More: Dumbass, waiting in line, Belfast, Deanna Lenfest, Chevrolet Cavalier  
•       •       •

8884 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2014 at 11:13 AM (20 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



36 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2014-02-26 11:14:36 AM
Huh.  That story involved a lot less poop than I had imagined.
 
2014-02-26 11:15:56 AM
"Hey, Mr. Peterson!  How's the world treating you?"

i1.ytimg.com

"Like a baby treats a diaper."
 
2014-02-26 11:16:34 AM
I'm not answering a 10 question poll to read a farking article. Quit linking to those shiat sites.
 
2014-02-26 11:17:08 AM
Must have been pretty nasty. The site I saw had the first paragraph and the rest was censored.
 
2014-02-26 11:18:55 AM

abhorrent1: I'm not answering a 10 question poll to read a farking article. Quit linking to those shiat sites.


^^THIS^^
 
2014-02-26 11:19:51 AM

abhorrent1: I'm not answering a 10 question poll to read a farking article. Quit linking to those shiat sites.


This is the content I got:
------ -------- --- -- ------- --- --- ---------- ----- ---- --- -- --- --- ----- --- ------ --- --- ------ ----- -- ---- -- - ---- --------- --------- -- --- ------ ---- --- ------- ------ ----------- --- ------ ----- -- --- ------- --- --- ------ ------ ---- ------
---- --- ----- ------- ---- ------ ------ -- --- ---- -------- --------- ---- ----- ---------- ---- --------
------- --------- --- --- -- --- ---- ------ -- -- --- -------- ------- ------------ - ----------- ---- - --------- --------- --- ----- -- ---- -- --- ------- --- ---- -------- -- --- ---- ------ --- ---- ---------- --- ---------- --------- -- ------ --- ------ --- -- ---- --- ------- ----- ---------- -----
------- ---- ---------- ---- -- --- ----- ------ ---- -- --- ------ ----- --- ------- -- --- ------- --- ------- ------- -- ----
---------- ------- -------- --- -------- -- ------ -- ---- ---- --------- --- ------- ---- ------ ---------- ----- ----- -- --- ------- ------ ------- -- ---- ---- ------- ----- -- --- --- ------- ---- --- --------- --------- ------- --- -- ---- --- -- --- ---- ---- --- ------ --- ------- ------ ------- ---- ---- --- ------ ----- --- ------- ------ ------- --- ------- ----- --- -- ------- ------- --- - ----- ---- ----- -- ------ -------
------- --- ------- ---- ---------- -------- -------- --------- ------- -- -------- --- -------- -- ------ -- ------- --- --- -- ------ ---- ------- -- --- ------- ------ -----
--- ------ ----- --- ----- --- -- ---- --- -------- ---------- --------- -- -----------

I know what Charlie Brown feels like.
 
2014-02-26 11:20:40 AM
img.fark.net

Blatz514 and Biv made me do it.
 
2014-02-26 11:20:45 AM
That was some meltdown. I doubt she envisioned her day going that way when she got up in the morning. Poor lady.
 
2014-02-26 11:21:53 AM

Shaggy0717: abhorrent1: I'm not answering a 10 question poll to read a farking article. Quit linking to those shiat sites.

^^THIS^^

^^THIS^^

 
2014-02-26 11:26:00 AM

Nana's Vibrator: Shaggy0717: abhorrent1: I'm not answering a 10 question poll to read a farking article. Quit linking to those shiat sites.

^^THIS^^

^^THIS^^

 
2014-02-26 11:33:51 AM

abhorrent1: I'm not answering a 10 question poll to read a farking article. Quit linking to those shiat sites.


Shaggy0717: abhorrent1: I'm not answering a 10 question poll to read a farking article. Quit linking to those shiat sites.

^^THIS^^


Mell of a Hess: abhorrent1: I'm not answering a 10 question poll to read a farking article. Quit linking to those shiat sites.

This is the content I got:
------ -------- --- -- ------- --- --- ---------- ----- ---- --- -- --- --- ----- --- ------ --- --- ------ ----- -- ---- -- - ---- --------- --------- -- --- ------ ---- --- ------- ------ ----------- --- ------ ----- -- --- ------- --- --- ------ ------ ---- ------
---- --- ----- ------- ---- ------ ------ -- --- ---- -------- --------- ---- ----- ---------- ---- --------
------- --------- --- --- -- --- ---- ------ -- -- --- -------- ------- ------------ - ----------- ---- - --------- --------- --- ----- -- ---- -- --- ------- --- ---- -------- -- --- ---- ------ --- ---- ---------- --- ---------- --------- -- ------ --- ------ --- -- ---- --- ------- ----- ---------- -----
------- ---- ---------- ---- -- --- ----- ------ ---- -- --- ------ ----- --- ------- -- --- ------- --- ------- ------- -- ----
---------- ------- -------- --- -------- -- ------ -- ---- ---- --------- --- ------- ---- ------ ---------- ----- ----- -- --- ------- ------ ------- -- ---- ---- ------- ----- -- --- --- ------- ---- --- --------- --------- ------- --- -- ---- --- -- --- ---- ---- --- ------ --- ------- ------ ------- ---- ---- --- ------ ----- --- ------- ------ ------- --- ------- ----- --- -- ------- ------- --- - ----- ---- ----- -- ------ -------
------- --- ------- ---- ---------- -------- -------- --------- ------- -- -------- --- -------- -- ------ -- ------- --- --- -- ------ ---- ------- -- --- ------- ------ -----
--- ------ ----- --- ----- --- -- ---- --- -------- ---------- --------- -- -----------

I know what Charlie Brown feels like.


Nana's Vibrator: Shaggy0717: abhorrent1: I'm not answering a 10 question poll to read a farking article. Quit linking to those shiat sites.

^^THIS^^

^^THIS^^


fizzled: Nana's Vibrator: Shaggy0717: abhorrent1: I'm not answering a 10 question poll to read a farking article. Quit linking to those shiat sites.

^^THIS^^

^^THIS^^


Click yes or no and bang that's it. No 10 questions. No I did not submit this.
 
2014-02-26 11:34:09 AM

fizzled: Nana's Vibrator: Shaggy0717: abhorrent1: I'm not answering a 10 question poll to read a farking article. Quit linking to those shiat sites.

^^THIS^^

^^THIS^^

^^THIS^^

 
2014-02-26 11:35:38 AM
Bangor? I hardly knew her.
 
2014-02-26 11:41:34 AM

KimNorth: Click yes or no and bang that's it. No 10 questions. No I did not submit this.


NO.

 Fark You.

Putting up with this super annoying shiat is ruining everything.

Just no. Don't tolerate it. Don't click through. Don't give them the ad revenue or even the cookies.

Worse than pop up ads.


/The next generation is going to tolerate that whole "ow my balls" flashing screen border. I just know they are.
 
2014-02-26 11:46:13 AM
Three year old in diapers?

Fail.
She's a breeder, not a parent.
 
2014-02-26 12:04:22 PM

vudukungfu: Three year old in diapers?

Fail.
She's a breeder, not a parent.


Yeah, at that point I knew we were dealing with a real winner. First she apparently doesn't use things called "ATMs" or "debit cards," then she has a 3 year old who hasn't learned proper use of the shiatter, and things just won't be looking up from there.
 
2014-02-26 12:05:50 PM

abhorrent1: I'm not answering a 10 question poll to read a farking article. Quit linking to those shiat sites.


It's a shame, really.  The bit where the Gay Zulu Dance Troupe showed up in the middle of the fracas really cracked me up.
 
2014-02-26 12:23:14 PM

akula: vudukungfu: Three year old in diapers?

Fail.
She's a breeder, not a parent.

Yeah, at that point I knew we were dealing with a real winner. First she apparently doesn't use things called "ATMs" or "debit cards," then she has a 3 year old who hasn't learned proper use of the shiatter, and things just won't be looking up from there.


Do you guys have any actual parenting experience, or do you just operate under what you presume potty training should be like? It really is not uncommon for younger three year old kids to still need diapers, especially boys.

/This woman does seem like an idiot, though.
 
2014-02-26 12:31:30 PM
Her mugshot screams "METH" to me.
 
2014-02-26 12:53:02 PM

Whole Wheat: That was some meltdown. I doubt she envisioned her day going that way when she got up in the morning. Poor lady.


Ive seen things like that a few times someone gets irritated over something small and next thing you know they are getting dragged off by cops.
 
2014-02-26 12:56:03 PM
I just clicked "NO" on the survey and it went away...
 
2014-02-26 01:14:03 PM

abhorrent1: I'm not answering a 10 question poll to read a farking article. Quit linking to those shiat sites.


Just close your eyes, click randomly, and enjoy the satisfaction of messing with their data.

Also, she went nuts at a credit union over waiting for five minutes? Then rammed a cop car? While with her three year old child? And looks like some kind of combination of tweaker/junkie/crackho? I think this article would have been better suited to a 'scary' tag.
 
2014-02-26 01:18:15 PM
isleofran.com
 
2014-02-26 01:18:22 PM

Human Dude: I just clicked "NO" on the survey and it went away...


You clicked "no" and a raptor jumped out of your screen, forced itself into your pants, and violated you very harshly leaving many wounds, some of which will never heal.
 
2014-02-26 01:23:44 PM

Ronin_S: abhorrent1: I'm not answering a 10 question poll to read a farking article. Quit linking to those shiat sites.

Just close your eyes, click randomly, and enjoy the satisfaction of messing with their data.

Also, she went nuts at a credit union over waiting for five minutes? Then rammed a cop car? While with her three year old child? And looks like some kind of combination of tweaker/junkie/crackho? I think this article would have been better suited to a 'scary' tag.


Or use Ghostery and AdBlock Plus with Chrome and never see crap like that again. It does play havoc with videos on some sites but when that happens I look up in the top right hand corner and usually see more than 10 trackers/widgets/beacons/ad-crap blocked.

/not smug, just tired of the annoyances too
 
2014-02-26 01:25:37 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Human Dude: I just clicked "NO" on the survey and it went away...

You clicked "no" and a raptor jumped out of your screen, forced itself into your pants, and violated you very harshly leaving many wounds, some of which will never heal.


Is that what that was?  I thought I just put too much hot sauce on my lunch. Thanks for the tip!
 
2014-02-26 02:12:22 PM

KimNorth: Click yes or no and bang that's it. No 10 questions. No I did not submit this.


^^^ THIS ^^^

I've never gotten more than 1 or 2 questions from any of those polls.

FFS, you'd think they were asking you to cut your dick off by the biatching about it here.
 
2014-02-26 02:34:33 PM
For all of you that are still running internet explorer, java, flash, and whatever...

Police: Belfast woman frustrated waiting for diaper money berates teller, tries to run down officer

By Abigail Curtis, BDN Staff
Posted Feb. 25, 2014, at 4:53 p.m.

BELFAST, Maine - A Belfast woman who reportedly lost her cool after waiting for five minutes in Downeast Credit Union's drive-through line Saturday morning was arrested after trying to use her car to strike the police officer who responded to the teller's calls for help.

Deanna Lenfest, 34, of Belfast had her 3-year-old child with her in her car while she waited for the credit union to open at 9 a.m. Saturday, according to the report from the Belfast Police Department. She needed money to buy diapers for her child, police said later.

"She got upset because they hadn't gotten to her fast enough," Detective Sgt. Bryan Cunningham said Tuesday.

Lenfest allegedly got out of her car, walked up to the teller's window, interrupting a transaction with a different customer, and began to yell at the teller. She then returned to her car, honked the horn repeatedly and "continued screaming so loudly the teller had to turn her speaker off," Cunningham said.

Lenfest also reportedly went to the front locked door of the credit union and pounded on it, scaring the workers inside, he said

Frightened tellers reported the incident to police at 9:05 a.m. Saturday, and Officer Eric Kelley responded. Video taken by his cruiser camera appears to show that Lenfest tried to hit the officer with her Chevrolet Cavalier, causing him to leap out of the way. Then she struck the cruiser before driving away from the credit union and police. Kelley pursued her through town, and an officer located her a short time later on Miller Street.

Lenfest was charged with disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, driving to endanger and refusing to submit to arrest, and may be facing more charges in the future, police said.

The credit union has asked her to take her business elsewhere, according to Cunningham.

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-26 02:37:17 PM
Also...Video taken by his cruiser camera appears to show that Lenfest tried to hit the officer with her Chevrolet Cavalier, causing him to leap out of the way.

Copspeak™ translation: our officer approached the vehicle as the suspect backed up to leave, coming nowhere close to hitting the officer, but he made a big show of it anyway.
 
2014-02-26 02:40:01 PM
Miller Street, eh?
 
2014-02-26 07:37:52 PM

vudukungfu: Three year old in diapers?

Fail.
She's a breeder, not a parent.


        THIS ^^^
 
2014-02-26 08:01:23 PM
Diapers can also mean pull-ups, you know.  Not defending or white knighting her.  I'm not seeing any wedding ring mark on her finger, so I'm going out on a limb and say single unmarried mom.  Kid with pants full of shiat whining in the car.  She has no ATM card because she doesn't have an account at the credit union, just cashes checks there because they will do it without charging for it even for non-members.  Out of money because she was eating and drinking out late last night, had to pay the babysitter with the last of her cash.

Actually surprised no DUI charges, as I would have expected the typical maine morning coffee with Allen's to be involved.

Behave like that at a bank, you're going to go to the police station.  If you're connected, maybe you won't have a picture to be shared on the internet.  She obviously was no connected.

/wonder what's her Fark handle?
 
2014-02-26 10:55:02 PM
Saw that story and considered submitting it. Couldn't come up with a good headline. I see subby did no better.
 
2014-02-26 10:57:39 PM

abhorrent1: I'm not answering a 10 question poll to read a farking article. Quit linking to those shiat sites.


I see that from time to time with BDN articles. I check the site twice a day and never get that '10 question' prompt.
 
2014-02-26 11:31:09 PM
She has no ATM card? Is Jerry Ford still president and Elvis is still alive?
 
2014-02-27 01:09:21 AM

Ronin_S: abhorrent1: I'm not answering a 10 question poll to read a farking article. Quit linking to those shiat sites.

Just close your eyes, click randomly, and enjoy the satisfaction of messing with their data.

Also, she went nuts at a credit union over waiting for five minutes? Then rammed a cop car? While with her three year old child? And looks like some kind of combination of tweaker/junkie/crackho? I think this article would have been better suited to a 'scary' tag.


Sounds like a ticking time bomb. Hope she gets the help she needs before she explodes again.

/what poll?
 
Displayed 36 of 36 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report