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(BBC)   Police in England are searching for an Irish teenager who slapped a fish shop worker across the face with a large bream. The incident may have been filmed   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 53
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-26 04:18:30 AM
According to the Internet, bream is a funny word for sunfish.
 
2014-02-26 04:23:56 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
/obvious
 
2014-02-26 08:11:02 AM
Bream me up, Scotty
 
2014-02-26 12:40:03 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: [24.media.tumblr.com image 296x208]
/obvious



24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-26 12:52:35 PM
Was it just the Bream or did he have a bat in his hands?

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-02-26 12:56:12 PM
After a certain age, when a loverly young Irish lass favors a fishmonger with a vigorous breaming, all they can do is thank her, yell "come again, lord knows I did" and get back to hosing off the cockles.
 
2014-02-26 01:29:44 PM
Welcome to Jackarse.
 
2014-02-26 01:44:35 PM
How much worse can you job get when you are a "fishmonger"?

Oh. That is worse.
 
2014-02-26 01:55:52 PM
England is farking weird. They don't seem to have any real crime so they waste time on shiat like this and that 4 hour standoff outside an empty house.
 
2014-02-26 01:55:58 PM
I misheard the woman when she told me to show her my best piece of cod.
 
2014-02-26 01:57:03 PM
vergag.com vergag.com
vergag.com vergag.com
 
2014-02-26 02:03:56 PM
"Where's our fish?  We've finished our fish!"
 
2014-02-26 02:04:19 PM
dumpr.coreshock.org
 
2014-02-26 02:06:50 PM

www.baseball-almanac.com


RIP SID BREAM

(Yeah  Prey4reign beat me to it, but I'm never going to get another chance to reference Sid Bream.)
 
2014-02-26 02:10:18 PM
Yang tse Kiang, river of the eastern dream. Teeming with carp and trout and perch and bream.
 
2014-02-26 02:11:18 PM
All this technology and we still have security photos that look they were shot with a flip phone from 2005

/enhance enhance enhance
 
2014-02-26 02:15:32 PM
 No one knows what it's like to be a fishmonger in Accrington with hooligans.
 
2014-02-26 02:15:47 PM
A large what?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-26 02:15:48 PM

semiotix: [www.baseball-almanac.com image 219x310]
RIP SID BREAM(Yeah  Prey4reign beat me to it, but I'm never going to get another chance to reference Sid Bream.)


I never heard of this guy. Did his career flounder?
 
2014-02-26 02:19:18 PM
My Grandfather once slapped my cousin in the face with a trout because he wouldn't keep quiet while fishing. We told the story at my Grandpa's funeral and then one of his friends piped in with a story about him slapping a charter boat captain with a fish when the captain refused to charter them a deep sea fishing trip because one of their friends was Japanese (This was in the 50's). So he apparently had a history of hitting people with fish.
 
2014-02-26 02:19:29 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: semiotix: [www.baseball-almanac.com image 219x310]
RIP SID BREAM(Yeah  Prey4reign beat me to it, but I'm never going to get another chance to reference Sid Bream.)

I never heard of this guy. Did his career flounder?


Maybe not HOTF material, but he did play the game with porpoise.
 
2014-02-26 02:20:12 PM

karmaceutical: TheShavingofOccam123: semiotix: [www.baseball-almanac.com image 219x310]
RIP SID BREAM(Yeah  Prey4reign beat me to it, but I'm never going to get another chance to reference Sid Bream.)

I never heard of this guy. Did his career flounder?

Maybe not HOTF material, but he did play the game with porpoise.

 
2014-02-26 02:23:24 PM
I need to see the video before I pass judgement.  Did she do it properly as AAG demonstrated above?
Why didn't the fishmonger strike back with a larger fish?
 
2014-02-26 02:25:54 PM
I have a bream
www.outsidethebeltway.com
 
2014-02-26 02:26:37 PM
mIRC user?
 
2014-02-26 02:27:38 PM
www.screeninsults.com
"He hits you with a bream, You hit Him with a cahhp. THAT's the Chicago way."
 
2014-02-26 02:29:18 PM
And he probably did it just for the halibut.
 
2014-02-26 02:29:47 PM
HOLY CARP!!!
www.gofishing.co.uk

/that's going to leave a mark
 
2014-02-26 02:30:35 PM
As is tradition in Ireland when confronted with an untoward fishmonger.  "No bigger than a bream," as the saying goes.  It's a cultural thing.  He shouldn't be prosecuted for it, as it is a religious belief of sorts.
 
2014-02-26 02:31:57 PM
Sometimes its hard to get the fishkill.
 
2014-02-26 02:32:14 PM
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Bream a little bream of me...

Say "nighty-night" and kiss me
Just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me
While I'm alone and blue as can be
Bream a little bream of me...

Stars fading but I linger on dear
Still craving your kiss
I'm longing to linger till dawn dear
Just saying this

Sweet dreams till sun beams find you
Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you
But in your dreams, whatever they be
Bream a little bream of me...

Stars fading but I linger on dear
Still craving your kiss
I'm longing to linger till dawn dear
Just saying this

Sweet breams till sun beams find you
Sweet breams that leave all worries far behind you
But in your breams whatever they be
Bream a little bream of me...

breams?
 
2014-02-26 02:34:56 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Bream a little bream of me...

Say "nighty-night" and kiss me
Just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me
While I'm alone and blue as can be
Bream a little bream of me...

Stars fading but I linger on dear
Still craving your kiss
I'm longing to linger till dawn dear
Just saying this

Sweet dreams till sun beams find you
Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you
But in your dreams, whatever they be
Bream a little bream of me...

Stars fading but I linger on dear
Still craving your kiss
I'm longing to linger till dawn dear
Just saying this

Sweet breams till sun beams find you
Sweet breams that leave all worries far behind you
But in your breams whatever they be
Bream a little bream of me...

breams?


I'll see you in my breams.
Hold you in my breams.
 
2014-02-26 02:35:40 PM
This woman has no sole.
 
2014-02-26 02:36:26 PM

Tunney: mIRC user?


*wavion slaps Tunney around a bit with a large trout
 
2014-02-26 02:37:45 PM
A "bream meme".  Nice.
 
2014-02-26 02:47:28 PM
There's something fishy about this thread.
 
2014-02-26 02:49:11 PM

Prey4reign: Was it just the Bream or did he have a bat in his hands?

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 199x253]


...Or guitar?

www.thisisclassicalguitar.com
 
2014-02-26 03:00:36 PM
You may joke, but there's no plaice for this sort of thing in decent society.
 
2014-02-26 03:09:15 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: A large what?
[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x256]

Forget it. They're all savages
And it's 'Breen' anyways
 
2014-02-26 03:11:54 PM
files.myopera.com
 
2014-02-26 03:12:12 PM
The Bream Police?
static4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-26 03:14:53 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: semiotix: [www.baseball-almanac.com image 219x310]
RIP SID BREAM(Yeah  Prey4reign beat me to it, but I'm never going to get another chance to reference Sid Bream.)

I never heard of this guy. Did his career flounder?


On some truly awful late-80s Pirates teams, he was a shining beacon of mediocrity. Actually, I liked watching him play. We were both members of a dying breed... weak-hitting skinny left-handed first basemen who look Jewish but aren't.

(I couldn't think of a legitimate answer that involved a fish pun, sorry.)
 
2014-02-26 03:15:11 PM

Slypork: I have a bream


memeguy.com
"Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling!"  Steve Martin Luther King
 
2014-02-26 03:55:08 PM

Slypork: I have a bream
[www.outsidethebeltway.com image 850x644]


It was an awesome bream
 
2014-02-26 04:06:11 PM
Everybody POLLOCK!
 
2014-02-26 04:32:09 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: [24.media.tumblr.com image 296x208]
/obvious


Over in two -- try to be quicker next time.
 
2014-02-26 05:27:53 PM
The employee must have tucked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrg7bRS4A4g
 
2014-02-26 05:54:10 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: [24.media.tumblr.com image 296x208]
/obvious



Later in that same episode, Julia Breck shows us all some Puss & Boots

i22.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-26 05:57:53 PM
I guess this is the Irish version of the knockout game.
 
2014-02-26 07:35:39 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: [24.media.tumblr.com image 296x208]
/obvious


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
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