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(Mother Nature Network)   Cool: Landlady only rents her apartment to people who own pets. Sappy: After a tenant's pet dies, the landlady personally takes him or her to the local pet shelter to get a replacement. Weird: If they're not ready for a replacement they get evicted   ( divider line
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2014-02-26 10:23:23 AM  
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Just have the deceased freeze dried. "Shuuuush! Mr. CurtainShredders is sleeping. Awww! He's probably dreaming about waking me up at 3 am."

The wife has plans to have me freeze dried and left at work. She hopes to get a few more paychecks out of the company.
2014-02-26 11:17:29 AM  
1 vote:

balki1867: According to TFA, most of her tenants have been there for 10+ years.  I know landlords who wish they could have turnover that low.

She's basically found a way to market her property very well to a niche market of renters.  Even most places that are "pet-friendly" only do it begrudgingly (i.e. large deposits, etc).

\ CSB: I'm not a pet-owner but I had a roommate who had a cat.  We agreed beforehand he'd be responsible for anything blamed on the cat, even if it was BS.  We never got charged for anything but it's not like the landlord didn't try.  The carpet was 20+ years old and coming up at the seams and had an imprint of a hot iron that a previous tenant had accidentally burned in.  They tried to claim the cat for the carpet damage (well except the iron marks).  Luckily, we had pictures from move-in.
\\ The landlord was a total slumlord.  It took 6 months to get our security deposit back
\\\ The places you're willing to live in college

Another college CSS...
Found a basement apartment...which is what I wanted...cheaper, cooler in summer, warmer in winter, utilities usually included and you don't get bothered by the various door-to-door folks. Asked the real estate guy about pets..."Strictly no pets!".
Directly upon that, a Critter Of The Baskervilles-esque "mmmMMEEEEEYYOOOOOOWWWLLL" came echoing down the 3 flights of the stairway.
Dude looked away and said "I'll pretend I didn't hear that" and nothing more was ever said. Turns out that counting my 2 ninjas, there were seven cats living in that particular building...

2014-02-26 10:33:50 AM  
1 vote:
What a pets only living room may look like...

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2014-02-26 10:32:38 AM  
1 vote:
...or, you know, you could just find a normal apartment that accepts pets where the landlady isn't batshiat crazy and up in your business all the time.
2014-02-26 10:24:13 AM  
1 vote:

mayIFark: This is what happens when Crazy Cat Lady owns a rental property.

Or in this case, Crazy Cat Lady Lady.
2014-02-26 10:12:23 AM  
1 vote:

Resident Muslim: That's easy.
She's a witch and needs the familiars in the apartments to spy on the tenants.

Or possibly she has a goblin infestation and needs cats to prevent people's souls being taken in their sleep.
2014-02-26 10:07:56 AM  
1 vote:
The parasites must proliferate.

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