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2014-02-26 08:42:37 AM
Crikey! I didn't know they had those in the Alps.
 
2014-02-26 08:43:20 AM
"There has been a blunt "no" to anybody thinking of buying a croc as a pet."

Subbys be all not readin and shiat.
 
2014-02-26 08:45:52 AM
I've long had a house rule about no pets that can eat people. It's always amazed me how many households don't have this rule.

Crocodiles, alligators, tigers and other such critters were never cut out to be pets. At least the farmer is refusing to sell the crocodiles to people who want them as pets. Why on earth would anyone want a pet that could eat them?

/understands people wanting different pets like hampsters or turtles
//this baffles me
 
2014-02-26 08:48:24 AM
Why are they worth so much?  A good pair of alligator boots is $200-$400.  Unless you can make 75 boots out of one alligator.


/Yes, I know alligators aren't crocodiles.
 
2014-02-26 08:52:01 AM

stuhayes2010: Why are they worth so much?  A good shiat pair of alligator boots is $200-$400.  Unless you can make 75 boots out of one alligator.



FTFY
 
2014-02-26 08:53:42 AM

stuhayes2010: Why are they worth so much?  A good pair of alligator boots is $200-$400.  Unless you can make 75 boots out of one alligator.


/Yes, I know alligators aren't crocodiles.


I suspect it's one of those, they're worth $15,000 each, even though they're proven not to be a financial success as part of a farm or exhibition, and yeah, I'll gladly sell one to you for a mere $5,000, but let's face it, I'm just going to sell them for meat and skins.  So, in a word, marketing.
 
2014-02-26 09:03:17 AM
'Look at those snappers.'
 
2014-02-26 09:14:05 AM
Yes, they can disarm a burglar. They can also disleg them
 
2014-02-26 09:36:05 AM

elkraf: Yes, they can disarm a burglar. They can also disleg them


That's the direction I was going.

Garbage disposal? How about burgler disposal?
 
2014-02-26 09:47:36 AM
"a lot of fun"

Oh boy. Making that "fun" requires more Foster's than I can handle.
 
2014-02-26 09:50:10 AM
Jimmy Hoffa may be part of somebody's handbag as we speak.
 
2014-02-26 09:50:36 AM
Not a Parrot? Awww... I was gonna say something about how subby missed they can help you sell tacos at your taco stand, but now I'm too sad.

Stunted alligators are pretty cool, though. :)
 
2014-02-26 10:27:48 AM
I don't have a problem with my pet outliving me,

I do have a problem with them causing my death.

/Just sayin'
 
2014-02-26 11:01:00 AM
I am just hoping they wait until I am a bit cold before eating me.
 
2014-02-26 12:23:38 PM
What else am I going to put in my moat? Oh the dry moat? Yeah that ones' got kimodo dragons in it.
 
2014-02-26 02:31:32 PM

Medic Zero: What else am I going to put in my moat? Oh the dry moat? Yeah that ones' got kimodo dragons in it.


Don't wear white socks.
 
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