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(Deadspin)   Atlanta Braves DL - P Mike Minor (dickhole)   (deadspin.com ) divider line
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1611 clicks; posted to Sports » on 26 Feb 2014 at 12:24 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-26 12:29:21 PM  
didn't know you could say dickhole...
 
2014-02-26 12:31:15 PM  
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2014-02-26 12:32:34 PM  
Nope.
 
2014-02-26 12:33:56 PM  
Had to go to the AJC website to get the full details because that article was written by a 5-year-old.
 
2014-02-26 12:34:01 PM  

Iceman208481: didn't know you could say dickhole...


I've always called Joe Buck dickhole
 
2014-02-26 12:36:20 PM  

Rwa2play: Had to go to the AJC website to get the full details because that article was written by a 5-year-old.


It's Deadspin. 5-10% of the time, it will have the best reporting anywhere on sports. The rest of the time, it's hurr durr garbage.
 
2014-02-26 12:41:03 PM  
Serious question - isn't this release of medical records illegal unless the athlete himself says it? I did like the "Tommy Dong" surgery comment at the end though.
 
2014-02-26 12:57:55 PM  
They reamed it out and now he pisses like a rainbird
 
2014-02-26 01:21:31 PM  

Agatha Crispy: Serious question - isn't this release of medical records illegal unless the athlete himself says it? I did like the "Tommy Dong" surgery comment at the end though.


I was wondering...if you are a pro athlete do you have to sign away your HIPAA rights?
 
2014-02-26 01:41:19 PM  
Ouch.
 
2014-02-26 02:04:03 PM  

srhp29: I was wondering...if you are a pro athlete do you have to sign away your HIPAA rights?


No but if you are in a league that does random drug tests youd be a farking idiot not to tell them when youve had a procedure and are taking prescribed meds for it.
 
2014-02-26 02:24:05 PM  
I had a friend of mine who went on a couple dates with him while he was playing for Gwinnett.  His "A-game" consisted of texts like "Just come back to my hotel, I want to cuddle with you" and crying on the phone when she called him on how lame it was.
 
2014-02-26 02:26:12 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: I had a friend of mine who went on a couple dates with him while he was playing for Gwinnett.  His "A-game" consisted of texts like "Just come back to my hotel, I want to cuddle with you" and crying on the phone when she called him on how lame it was.


Your friend sounds like a gossipy biatch
 
2014-02-26 02:27:52 PM  

Agatha Crispy: Go Fast Turn Left: I had a friend of mine who went on a couple dates with him while he was playing for Gwinnett.  His "A-game" consisted of texts like "Just come back to my hotel, I want to cuddle with you" and crying on the phone when she called him on how lame it was.

Your friend sounds like a gossipy biatch


Not so much gossipy, I saw the texts, and heard the whiney voicemail, so it's not so much "gossip" as it just is "some oversharing".
 
2014-02-26 02:28:55 PM  

mikaloyd: srhp29: I was wondering...if you are a pro athlete do you have to sign away your HIPAA rights?

No but if you are in a league that does random drug tests youd be a farking idiot not to tell them when youve had a procedure and are taking prescribed meds for it.


Yeah, you tell the team or the league, not Deadspin.
 
2014-02-26 02:36:55 PM  

Go Fast Turn Left: Agatha Crispy: Go Fast Turn Left: I had a friend of mine who went on a couple dates with him while he was playing for Gwinnett.  His "A-game" consisted of texts like "Just come back to my hotel, I want to cuddle with you" and crying on the phone when she called him on how lame it was.

Your friend sounds like a gossipy biatch

Not so much gossipy, I saw the texts, and heard the whiney voicemail, so it's not so much "gossip" as it just is "some oversharing".


And then you post it on the internet - you both sound like classy.
 
2014-02-26 03:37:38 PM  
Something that could finally displace George Brett's hemorrhoids from the top of baseball's list of embarrassing player medical conditions.
 
2014-02-26 04:43:47 PM  
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Article mentioned nothing about a narrow ass though.
 
2014-02-26 05:19:23 PM  

Agatha Crispy: Go Fast Turn Left: Agatha Crispy: Go Fast Turn Left: I had a friend of mine who went on a couple dates with him while he was playing for Gwinnett.  His "A-game" consisted of texts like "Just come back to my hotel, I want to cuddle with you" and crying on the phone when she called him on how lame it was.

Your friend sounds like a gossipy biatch

Not so much gossipy, I saw the texts, and heard the whiney voicemail, so it's not so much "gossip" as it just is "some oversharing".

And then you post it on the internet - you both sound like classy.


Well, look at you.  A real pillar of the community.
 
2014-02-26 06:47:52 PM  

Seat's Taken: Agatha Crispy: Go Fast Turn Left: Agatha Crispy: Go Fast Turn Left: I had a friend of mine who went on a couple dates with him while he was playing for Gwinnett.  His "A-game" consisted of texts like "Just come back to my hotel, I want to cuddle with you" and crying on the phone when she called him on how lame it was.

Your friend sounds like a gossipy biatch

Not so much gossipy, I saw the texts, and heard the whiney voicemail, so it's not so much "gossip" as it just is "some oversharing".

And then you post it on the internet - you both sound like classy.

Well, look at you.  A real pillar of the community.


 
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2014-02-26 10:21:23 PM  
I'm just here to post "dickhole."

/Urinary meatus
 
2014-02-26 11:55:27 PM  
"We're trying to give you the Christmas spirit here, dickhole!"

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2014-02-27 03:37:24 AM  

Agatha Crispy: Go Fast Turn Left: Agatha Crispy: Go Fast Turn Left: I had a friend of mine who went on a couple dates with him while he was playing for Gwinnett.  His "A-game" consisted of texts like "Just come back to my hotel, I want to cuddle with you" and crying on the phone when she called him on how lame it was.

Your friend sounds like a gossipy biatch

Not so much gossipy, I saw the texts, and heard the whiney voicemail, so it's not so much "gossip" as it just is "some oversharing".

And then you post it on the internet - you both sound like classy.


And it's unverified! :-D
 
2014-02-27 01:56:23 PM  
Came here for Hank Hill, leaving happy.
 
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