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(Yahoo)   Everything is bigger in Texas, especially when your ticket for rolling a stop sign gets upgraded to a DWI for blowing 0.00   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 17
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2014-02-26 12:42:57 AM  
7 votes:

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: The Austin Police Department stands by the arrest, saying they believed Davis showed signs of impairment, that while standing on one leg, he "swayed," and "needed his arms for balance."

So, having a balance impairment is an arrestable offense?


DWB

/Driving While Balanceless
2014-02-26 12:48:52 AM  
6 votes:
What's he complaining about, he's lucky he wasn't sexually assaulted by the cops.
2014-02-26 01:15:54 AM  
3 votes:

Sum Dum Gai: He wasn't charged with DWI, he was arrested on suspicion of DWI.


Also aggravated window shopping, stumbling with intent to fall and malicious wandering.  Plus, talkin' hibbity jibbity to da law.
2014-02-26 12:03:23 AM  
3 votes:
Secede and stop f*cking up our country

/and take Arizona and Kansas with you
2014-02-26 02:38:45 AM  
2 votes:

OhioUGrad: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Secede and stop f*cking up our country

/and take Arizona and Kansas the rest of the South with you


We tried. Y'all seem to have gotten a little pissy about that.
2014-02-26 01:51:19 AM  
2 votes:

Candygram for Mongo: Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Linkster: Typhoid: What's he complaining about, he's lucky he wasn't sexually assaulted by the cops.

That's New Mexico.

See kids, even if you do something that is not that serious, the 'System' can and will fark up your life if they want.

That's a reference to the chief in Texas, who while defending officers for arresting a jogger for jaywalking implied she was lucky she wasn't sexually assaulted by police like in other places.


Specifically the chief in Austin, Tx.   What's the deal with Austin pd?


Austin is full of those hipsters that are always insisting that not all of Texas is awful. The PD is full of people that are pissed off with hipsters trying to make Texas not-awful.
2014-02-26 07:24:22 AM  
1 votes:
Police Chief: "At least the officers didn't sexually assault him."
2014-02-26 05:00:43 AM  
1 votes:
For roadside tests, always ask the officer to demonstrate, then question his sobriety.
2014-02-26 02:44:08 AM  
1 votes:

PolyHatSnake: OhioUGrad: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Secede and stop f*cking up our country

/and take Arizona and Kansas the rest of the South with you

We tried. Y'all seem to have gotten a little pissy about that.


Try again, this time without the human rights violations, and it might go smoother.
2014-02-26 02:34:43 AM  
1 votes:

zerkalo: Texas: It's like a whole other banana republic


I'm pretty sure that you mean Dallas.

Austin is more like Old Navy...
2014-02-26 02:08:16 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-26 02:06:37 AM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Secede and stop f*cking up our country

/and take Arizona and Kansas with you


Says the dumbass in California.

/bless your heart
2014-02-26 01:46:26 AM  
1 votes:
Texas exists and yet we only deploy SEALs in foreign counties.


I want to see a pile of these cops and judges naked in abu grabe
2014-02-26 01:42:24 AM  
1 votes:

midway_the_great: And that is why you never do roadside acrobatics.  I'm stone sober right now and I would still need to use my arms to keep my balance while standing on one foot.


Damn straight.  I'm one coordinated sumb*tch, but I'll be damned if I can close my eyes, stand only on my weak-side foot, on uneven ground, in the wind, with cars whizzing by, lean my head back, put my arms straight out, and alternate between straight arm and ring finger to nose back and forth.  That bullsh*t is straight-up made to get convictions, whether or not the person convicted was actually intoxicated.

Evidence?  What more do you need?  Look at this guy!  He can't even hold a warrior 3 pose with arms overhead for 3 minutes while standing on this patch of ice on a hill......  Oh wait, Goddamn.  He did hold it for 3 minutes... Well, he looked a little shaky there towards the end...  GUILTY!!!
2014-02-26 01:14:03 AM  
1 votes:
"Sir, have you been drinking"

"I sure have! Am I free to go?"
2014-02-26 12:58:20 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: He's not white. There's a shocker.


They also suggested that he could have been on marijuana, a drug that wouldn't necessarily show up in a test.

Even a blood test? Horseshiat.


I am shocked, SHOCKED.
2014-02-25 11:47:41 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: He's not white. There's a shocker.


They also suggested that he could have been on marijuana, a drug that wouldn't necessarily show up in a test.

Even a blood test? Horseshiat.


Or a urine test.
 
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