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(Daily Mail)   Why did the chicken cross the road? We may never know, but it might have something to do with the disordered hyperuniformity in its eyes   ( divider line
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4209 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2014 at 2:36 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-25 11:27:25 PM  
3 votes:
Sorry sir, once it's out of the oven, the patron is responsible for consuming it.
2014-02-25 09:50:21 PM  
3 votes:
...disordered hyperuniformity

Waiter, I didn't order this hyperuniformity. Please take it back.
2014-02-26 01:04:52 PM  
2 votes:

2014-02-26 07:37:58 AM  
2 votes:

Shame on you, subby. :p
2014-02-26 02:38:02 AM  
2 votes:
My GOD, the Daily Fail SUCKS at jokes.

That wasn't even funny. fark yall.
2014-02-26 08:43:28 AM  
1 vote:
2014-02-26 08:05:58 AM  
1 vote:
"Along with eggs, soup and rubber toys the list of the humble rooster's most lasting legacies may eventually include optics that can transmit light with the efficiency of a crystal and the flexibility of a liquid."

Eggs! really? Roosters give eggs? Mail online desperately needs a science writer.
2014-02-26 02:51:28 AM  
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