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(Oregon Live)   Portland hipsters proclaim hard cider OVER, are now into mead. "I think a lot of people are looking for something more interesting," says beekeeping supply store manager   (oregonlive.com) divider line 24
    More: Ironic, beekeeping, beekeepers, failure rate  
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2014-02-25 08:23:47 PM  
5 votes:
Oh please let them get into beekeeping as their new fad, Lord the followup articles from the emergency rooms would be epic...
2014-02-25 08:13:27 PM  
5 votes:
The dream of the 90's is alive in Portland... the dream of the 1390's
2014-02-25 09:42:30 PM  
2 votes:

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: I always thought cider was a girls drink, turns out it's amazing and perfect for crippling alcoholics like me.


s.mlkshk.com
2014-02-25 08:50:37 PM  
2 votes:

Mr. Eugenides: Reverend J: [www.runewebvitki.com image 850x378] All approve

12 out of 13 warriors agree.


Honey, it's made from honey!
2014-02-25 08:32:57 PM  
2 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2014-02-25 08:16:42 PM  
2 votes:
www.runewebvitki.com All approve
2014-02-25 08:15:33 PM  
2 votes:
Great, so we're going to have hipsters at Renaissance Fairs now?
2014-02-25 08:15:05 PM  
2 votes:
Ren fair crowds? Do you mean fat shut-ins?
2014-02-26 01:10:32 AM  
1 votes:

Spare Me: So let me get this straight, Hipsters™ are hippy offspring that pride themselves liking something before anyone else. Does that about cover it?


More like "Anyone younger than me who doesn't wear a suit and likes things I don't like or never heard of"
2014-02-26 01:00:32 AM  
1 votes:
So let me get this straight, Hipsters™ are hippy offspring that pride themselves liking something before anyone else. Does that about cover it?
2014-02-25 11:45:53 PM  
1 votes:
Grog, biatches, grog
2014-02-25 11:33:57 PM  
1 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: Great, so we're going to have hipsters at Renaissance Fairs now?


God I want to make that happen. Nerds vs. Hipsters. Fight! Now kiss!
2014-02-25 10:15:55 PM  
1 votes:
I always knew that, at some point in my life, my laziness regarding facial hair would eventually come in style.
2014-02-25 09:21:17 PM  
1 votes:

Some Coke Drinking Guy: duffblue: Ren fair crowds? Do you mean fat shut-ins?

I prefer to think of them as pleasantly plump girls, with big boobs, and their gunts oozing out of corsets.


FTFY.
2014-02-25 09:19:14 PM  
1 votes:
Will they get into skooma next?
2014-02-25 08:55:25 PM  
1 votes:
Mead: alcohol for people who thought pixie sticks weren't sweet enough.

Mead: alcohol for people who drank Smirnoff Ice right up until they bought their first broadsword.

Mead: some things get left behind for a reason.
2014-02-25 08:44:55 PM  
1 votes:

meatofmystery: CygnusDarius: I would be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead.

stupid bees and their stupid honey


You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords.

/Curved
//Swords
2014-02-25 08:39:38 PM  
1 votes:

Reverend J: [www.runewebvitki.com image 850x378] All approve


12 out of 13 warriors agree.
2014-02-25 08:34:34 PM  
1 votes:

duffblue: Ren fair crowds? Do you mean fat shut-ins?


I laughed way too hard at this.
2014-02-25 08:33:30 PM  
1 votes:
I leaned that for some reason strip clubs in Portland have different areas for 18-21 year old dancers, and 21+.    They have to be segregated for some odd reason.  But everyone who worked there was topless.  Good times.  And the place I think was called El Diablo, but the receipt said Casa Dia Mexican restaurant.  Nice touch.  I also learned I won't wait in a line for donuts, no matter how good you say they are.  The tram system was convenient.  Enjoyable place.

/openstack summit
2014-02-25 08:29:57 PM  
1 votes:
Well shiat. I decided to try making mead this year, got nearly all the equipment assembled, and now I find out mead-making has gone hipster? This is really not helping my non-hipster cred. At least I don't wear those stupid black-rimmed glasses that I want to rip off the face of every cute chick I see.
2014-02-25 08:21:51 PM  
1 votes:

God-is-a-Taco: Great, so we're going to have hipsters at Renaissance Fairs now?


They're just going to walk around loudly proclaiming that they were into jousting and wearing tights way before it was cool in the 14th century.
2014-02-25 08:18:36 PM  
1 votes:
Hard cider isn't hip anymore?  Good, just means more for me.
2014-02-25 08:16:59 PM  
1 votes:
Dammit.

Now I'll have to stop drinking it just to disassociate
 
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