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(Mirror.co.uk)   Horrified parents forced to watch man with pants on the ground making 'trusting motions' with woman while picking up their snowflakes at after-school club   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 88
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2014-02-25 08:39:33 PM
Whar is description of "smoking hot" girlfriend?  Whar?

i2.mirror.co.uk
He looks like your garden variety yob.  She looks like KD Laing's long lost twin sister.
 
2014-02-25 08:41:48 PM
I don't trust his motions.
 
2014-02-25 08:50:10 PM

Prey4reign: Whar is description of "smoking hot" girlfriend?  Whar?

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He looks like your garden variety yob.  She looks like KD Laing's long lost twin sister.


Oh. I thought those were two pics of the same person.
 
2014-02-25 09:05:06 PM
haha done in two, good work

www.businessburrito.com
 
2014-02-25 09:05:22 PM

No Such Agency: LowbrowDeluxe: So, let me get this straight...at your uncle's farm with the cows you never got to stick your arm all the way up a vagina, but at your ...no, no, I don't even want to know.

Haha, methinks "the slow troll penetrates the shield".


Nope, we'd even have such delicacies as cow tongue, pickled pig's feet, liver, broil and fried mountain oysters.

/ grandma made her own special barbecue sauce that, I think, would make radioactive waste taste good
 
2014-02-25 09:13:35 PM
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2014-02-25 09:15:17 PM

iheartscotch: LowbrowDeluxe: iheartscotch: El Pachuco: When iheartscotch was a pup; the farmer across the street from school had a herd of buffalo. They got pretty loud when they got busy. And it was pretty obvious when the cow buffaloes were in heat. The nuns would play very loud hymns so the class wouldn't be scarred for life.

I'd also help my uncle's cows calf during the summer. That's a very interesting experience. Especially if the calf is turned wrong. Then you've got to stick your arm up in there and turn the calf. I never did that part.

/ I'd do all sorts of fun stuff, like that, at my maternal grandmother's house

So, let me get this straight...at your uncle's farm with the cows you never got to stick your arm all the way up a vagina, but at your ...no, no, I don't even want to know.

Yep, I come from a very magical place. BTW, that farmer's field is now apartments.

You can't grow up squeamish in a farm family. I know it sounds pretty nasty; but, it's necessary. That's also part of the reason why I got into IT.

/ calf birthing comes right after VB on my resume


I can imagine how this comes in handy in IT.

"You opened an unsolicited PDF, and now the entire office server is locked down by Cryptolocker? I can fix that. First, bend over and ask someone to jam their forearm up your vagina...."
 
2014-02-25 09:18:33 PM

JNowe: They look... kinda related.


Twins?
 
2014-02-25 09:21:39 PM
The cool thing about IVF is that your arm does not go elbow+ deep in the cow's vagina.
 
2014-02-25 09:24:17 PM

Born_With_A_Tail: The cool thing about IVF is that your arm does not go elbow+ deep in the cow's vagina.


Whose vagina does it go elbow deep in, then?
 
2014-02-25 09:29:10 PM
I assume that headline writers aren't misplacing modifiers to intentionally drive me crazy.

/Because that would be wrong.
 
2014-02-25 09:33:13 PM

colinspooky: Like a sort of agreeable shrug of the shoulders, accompanied by slightly raised eyebrows and a mild nod? Like that?


HAHA..done in one...
 
2014-02-25 09:43:11 PM
Iheartplus, may I introduce you to Iheartplus

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2014-02-25 09:54:55 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Born_With_A_Tail: The cool thing about IVF is that your arm does not go elbow+ deep in the cow's vagina.

Whose vagina does it go elbow deep in, then?


Google "hotkinkyjo", if you dare.

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2014-02-25 09:57:40 PM

No Such Agency: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Born_With_A_Tail: The cool thing about IVF is that your arm does not go elbow+ deep in the cow's vagina.

Whose vagina does it go elbow deep in, then?

Google "hotkinkyjo", if you dare.

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When they go up to the elbow it isn't in her vagina.

/I plead the fifth on this one.
 
2014-02-25 10:00:52 PM

freetomato: I see "trusting motions" has been covered.

Not one of these dads who observed this didn't put a stop to this live action fugly porn? I can't imagine my husband standing there, clutching his man-pearls thinking "Oh my word!" There would have been a choke hold, at least.


So if your husband sees an act of love in public, he is compelled to an act of violence?
 
2014-02-25 10:02:05 PM

No Such Agency: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Born_With_A_Tail: The cool thing about IVF is that your arm does not go elbow+ deep in the cow's vagina.

Whose vagina does it go elbow deep in, then?

Google "hotkinkyjo", if you dare.


In other news, Prolapse was a really good band.

/googled but not clicked upon
//warranty expired on this phone years ago and I still have 5 months left on my plan
 
2014-02-25 10:05:14 PM

insertsnarkyusername: No Such Agency: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Born_With_A_Tail: The cool thing about IVF is that your arm does not go elbow+ deep in the cow's vagina.

Whose vagina does it go elbow deep in, then?

Google "hotkinkyjo", if you dare.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]

When they go up to the elbow it isn't in her vagina.

/I plead the fifth on this one.


Sounds like you can also plead the one about not being required to quarter soldiers in peacetime.
 
2014-02-25 10:09:52 PM
Q.  How does a [insert ethnicity, race, religion, profession, class or sex of your choice] say "FARK YOU"?
A.  "Trust me."
 
2014-02-25 10:13:23 PM

No Such Agency: LowbrowDeluxe: So, let me get this straight...at your uncle's farm with the cows you never got to stick your arm all the way up a vagina, but at your ...no, no, I don't even want to know.

Haha, methinks "the slow troll penetrates the shield".

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More like, ready the atomics.
 
2014-02-25 10:16:06 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: Cake Hunter: It takes a lot to gain someone's pelvic trust.

They're lucky she didn't take a step to the left or they'd suddenly have seen a lot more before the jump to the right.


A Toast!
 
2014-02-25 10:22:09 PM
When I was single, copious amounts of alcohol and trusting motions was my dating strategy.
 
2014-02-25 10:28:19 PM
Ladies, believe me, if you see this coming at, run away.

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2014-02-25 11:11:28 PM

JNowe: They look... kinda related.


Yup.  I had to look at the caption-- twice-- to make sure I wasn't looking at two photos of the same person.
 
2014-02-25 11:17:25 PM
Dad: Son, He was, um, just helping her get home.

Son: Try and help a friend and they fark you . . .
 
2014-02-25 11:30:29 PM
The reason I love fark:

A thread about a lewd act in front of a school turns into a discussion about which hole your arm goes elbow deep into when performing IVF on cattle.
 
2014-02-26 12:20:14 AM
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2014-02-26 12:25:12 AM

The111: freetomato: I see "trusting motions" has been covered.

Not one of these dads who observed this didn't put a stop to this live action fugly porn? I can't imagine my husband standing there, clutching his man-pearls thinking "Oh my word!" There would have been a choke hold, at least.

So if your husband sees an act of love in public, he is compelled to an act of violence?


He and I think alike. Love is awesome! But if I saw skanky, drugged out jerks misbehaving in public, in front of children, I would intervene, and ask them to rut in private. That is how I am made. I speak up when people are rude and uncivil. I call them on it. We are a good pair.

Do you have kids? Are two wasted skanks getting their rocks off in sight of school kids OK in your book? A choke hold is keeping those pervs in check till the law shows up to arrest them.
 
2014-02-26 12:41:24 AM

freetomato: Do you have kids? Are two wasted skanks getting their rocks off in sight of school kids OK in your book? A choke hold is keeping those pervs in check till the law shows up to arrest them.


Is it ok in your book for your children to see their father attack a stranger unprovoked?  I would prefer my children see strangers loving each other than see violence between me and a stranger.
 
2014-02-26 12:49:43 AM

The111: freetomato: Do you have kids? Are two wasted skanks getting their rocks off in sight of school kids OK in your book? A choke hold is keeping those pervs in check till the law shows up to arrest them.

Is it ok in your book for your children to see their father attack a stranger unprovoked?  I would prefer my children see strangers loving each other than see violence between me and a stranger.


Love. Exciting and new! Come aboard...we're expecting you!

If you mistake drugged out rutting for love I pity you. And real love does not play itself out in X in front of a GD school. Behind closed doors, get on with your bad self. This is in front of a school, in front of children. Stoned assholes being jerks.


You are defending filth.
 
2014-02-26 01:15:47 AM

freetomato: Love. Exciting and new! Come aboard...we're expecting you!

If you mistake drugged out rutting for love I pity you. And real love does not play itself out in X in front of a GD school. Behind closed doors, get on with your bad self. This is in front of a school, in front of children. Stoned assholes being jerks.

You are defending filth.


I'm not defending it.  I'd rather my kids not see it.  You and I agree on that.

But you intentionally ignore my point.  I'd even MORE rather my kids not see physical violence.  It is far more harmful to the world than love, be that love defined by me, you, or skanks.
 
2014-02-26 04:50:35 AM

The111: freetomato: Love. Exciting and new! Come aboard...we're expecting you!

If you mistake drugged out rutting for love I pity you. And real love does not play itself out in X in front of a GD school. Behind closed doors, get on with your bad self. This is in front of a school, in front of children. Stoned assholes being jerks.

You are defending filth.

I'm not defending it.  I'd rather my kids not see it.  You and I agree on that.

But you intentionally ignore my point.  I'd even MORE rather my kids not see physical violence.  It is far more harmful to the world than love, be that love defined by me, you, or skanks.


I always find it strange that two people giving pleasure to each other is seen to be more harmful than two people hurting each other.

Explains a lot about America...
 
2014-02-26 07:28:40 AM
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2014-02-26 07:58:01 AM

iheartscotch: El Pachuco: When iheartscotch was a pup; the farmer across the street from school had a herd of buffalo. They got pretty loud when they got busy. And it was pretty obvious when the cow buffaloes were in heat. The nuns would play very loud hymns so the class wouldn't be scarred for life.

I'd also help my uncle's cows calf during the summer. That's a very interesting experience. Especially if the calf is turned wrong. Then you've got to stick your arm up in there and turn the calf. I never did that part.

/ I'd do all sorts of fun stuff, like that, at my maternal grandmother's house



One year one we found one of my dad's cows near a pond, totally exhausted from trying to give birth to a calf that was stuck. The vet was called and just as you said, he lubed up his arm up to the shoulder, stuck it right up inside the cow, adjusted the calf's leg, and helped guide the calf on out of its mom. His arm was bruised and purple from the muscle contractions while he was up inside the cow; it's a wonder she didn't rupture something with the force she was exerting. Another year the vet had to cut the calf apart while it was inside the cow in order to save her life; she had labored so hard the calf was already dead but she couldn't push it out.

/large animal vets get paid well
//but oh boy do they have to do some nasty things
 
2014-02-26 08:12:59 AM
It's hard to trust anyone these days.
 
2014-02-26 08:16:20 AM
Isn't that Fran Katzenjammer?
 
2014-02-26 10:03:31 AM
There's also a middle ground between tolerating unsightly PDAs and beating the crap out of them. "Hey, you two skanks, get a room before poeple start puking." Gets the point across.

Do go on about fisting things that may or may not be cows and/or vaginas though, can't let that subject die.

I can sort of see how it would tie into IT though. Especially with hardware, figuring out how to fiddle with latches and clips while reaching into places you can't see very well, to get them oriented correctly so you can pull out or reseat them. Those shoulder-length gloves would also probably prevent you from making the usual blood sacrifices when working around sharp metal edges. J-lubing up on the datacenter floor might be a hard sell to the cow-orkers though.
 
2014-02-26 07:29:42 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: It's hard to trust anyone these days.


Word!

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