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(Mirror.co.uk)   Horrified parents forced to watch man with pants on the ground making 'trusting motions' with woman while picking up their snowflakes at after-school club   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 88
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2014-02-25 07:12:17 PM
Like a sort of agreeable shrug of the shoulders, accompanied by slightly raised eyebrows and a mild nod? Like that?
 
2014-02-25 07:43:40 PM
so, this is what they saw?


www.dealerknows.com

/except, only with his pants down
//kinky
 
2014-02-25 07:46:13 PM
It takes a lot to gain someone's pelvic trust.
 
2014-02-25 07:49:29 PM
It's just a jump to the left...
 
2014-02-25 07:49:33 PM
Oh god, for a moment I thought it was John Baird, my MP.
 
2014-02-25 07:49:41 PM

Cake Hunter: It takes a lot to gain someone's pelvic trust.


They're lucky she didn't take a step to the left or they'd suddenly have seen a lot more before the jump to the right.
 
2014-02-25 07:51:19 PM
epic typo

/trust me baby
 
2014-02-25 07:51:28 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Oh god, for a moment I thought it was John Baird, my MP.


I've been listening to too much CBC radio 1 in my car. Thought the same thing for a second. Would have been much funnier.

/Besides from listening to Canadian political discussion you guys sorely need a good sex scandal.
 
2014-02-25 07:52:39 PM
He looks legit to me.
 
2014-02-25 07:54:00 PM
I see "trusting motions" has been covered.

Not one of these dads who observed this didn't put a stop to this live action fugly porn? I can't imagine my husband standing there, clutching his man-pearls thinking "Oh my word!" There would have been a choke hold, at least.
 
2014-02-25 07:55:06 PM
When I was a pup; the farmer across the street from school had a herd of buffalo. They got pretty loud when they got busy. And it was pretty obvious when the cow buffaloes were in heat. The nuns would play very loud hymns so we wouldn't be scarred for life.
 
2014-02-25 07:57:08 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: Cake Hunter: It takes a lot to gain someone's pelvic trust.

They're lucky she didn't take a step to the left or they'd suddenly have seen a lot more before the jump to the right.


It's (just) a JUMP to the left, and then a STEP to the right! Did you never go to school?!
 
2014-02-25 07:57:33 PM
They look... kinda related.
 
2014-02-25 07:57:45 PM
Incoming CSB

When I was a pup; the farmer across the street from school had a herd of buffalo. They got pretty loud when they got busy. And it was pretty obvious when the cow buffaloes were in heat. The nuns would play very loud hymns so we wouldn't be scarred for life.
 
2014-02-25 07:57:46 PM
What woman?
 
2014-02-25 07:59:17 PM

JNowe: They look... kinda related.


Indeed. I thought TFA had two pictures of the same person at first.
 
2014-02-25 07:59:33 PM
Maybe they were filming for Skinemax?
 
2014-02-25 07:59:50 PM
When iheartscotch was a pup; the farmer across the street from school had a herd of buffalo. They got pretty loud when they got busy. And it was pretty obvious when the cow buffaloes were in heat. The nuns would play very loud hymns so the class wouldn't be scarred for life.
 
2014-02-25 08:00:00 PM
So the thrusting man and his woman were picking up their kids while acting out?  Headline is a bit iffy on that point...
 
2014-02-25 08:01:11 PM

El Pachuco: When iheartscotch was a pup; the farmer across the street from school had a herd of buffalo. They got pretty loud when they got busy. And it was pretty obvious when the cow buffaloes were in heat. The nuns would play very loud hymns so the class wouldn't be scarred for life.


I think the nun's efforts were in vain. Poor guy can't get it out of his head.
 
2014-02-25 08:01:29 PM
I bet he was farking her
 
2014-02-25 08:01:48 PM

iheartscotch: Incoming CSB

When I was a pup; the farmer across the street from school had a herd of buffalo. They got pretty loud when they got busy. And it was pretty obvious when the cow buffaloes were in heat. The nuns would play very loud hymns so we wouldn't be scarred for life.


That same thing happened to this guy i know, iheartscotch. You know him?
 
2014-02-25 08:02:09 PM
Someone forced them to watch this, like against their will?
 
2014-02-25 08:02:19 PM

Cake Hunter: It takes a lot to gain someone's pelvic trust.


And it'll really drive you insay-yay-yay-yaayne.
 
2014-02-25 08:02:54 PM
At least he could be trusted....
 
2014-02-25 08:03:08 PM
So... he crossed his heart and spit?
 
2014-02-25 08:04:17 PM
Horrified parents watched a man apparently having sex with a woman at a bus stop opposite an after-school club as they arrived to collect young children.

How big is their collection? Sounds like an impossible hobby to have, they become obsolete after a few years.
 
2014-02-25 08:05:44 PM
So, one of the guys didn't stop them, but instead took pictures of the naked ass of the dude?

i236.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 08:05:44 PM

El Pachuco: When iheartscotch was a pup; the farmer across the street from school had a herd of buffalo. They got pretty loud when they got busy. And it was pretty obvious when the cow buffaloes were in heat. The nuns would play very loud hymns so the class wouldn't be scarred for life.


I'd also help my uncle's cows calf during the summer. That's a very interesting experience. Especially if the calf is turned wrong. Then you've got to stick your arm up in there and turn the calf. I never did that part.

/ I'd do all sorts of fun stuff, like that, at my maternal grandmother's house
 
2014-02-25 08:06:05 PM

Arachnophobe: Cake Hunter: It takes a lot to gain someone's pelvic trust.

And it'll really drive you insay-yay-yay-yaayne.


In the membrane?
 
2014-02-25 08:08:35 PM

freetomato: El Pachuco: When iheartscotch was a pup; the farmer across the street from school had a herd of buffalo. They got pretty loud when they got busy. And it was pretty obvious when the cow buffaloes were in heat. The nuns would play very loud hymns so the class wouldn't be scarred for life.

I think the nun's efforts were in vain. Poor guy can't get it out of his head.


Nuns'. As in, more than one. I've got plenty of fun stories about them too.

/ for example; Sister Mary Claire had an invisible, flying cat
 
2014-02-25 08:09:35 PM
Horrified parents forced to watch man with pants on the ground making 'trusting motions'

Does this require a trust fund of some kind?
 
2014-02-25 08:10:07 PM

untaken_name: iheartscotch: Incoming CSB

When I was a pup; the farmer across the street from school had a herd of buffalo. They got pretty loud when they got busy. And it was pretty obvious when the cow buffaloes were in heat. The nuns would play very loud hymns so we wouldn't be scarred for life.

That same thing happened to this guy i know, iheartscotch. You know him?


He's the guy who tried to use a two dollar bill at Taco Bell
 
2014-02-25 08:10:39 PM

iheartscotch: I'd also help my uncle's cows calf during the summer.


I helped my uncle Jack off a horse once.  Not as interesting a story as you might first imagine.
 
2014-02-25 08:12:07 PM

untaken_name: iheartscotch: Incoming CSB

When I was a pup; the farmer across the street from school had a herd of buffalo. They got pretty loud when they got busy. And it was pretty obvious when the cow buffaloes were in heat. The nuns would play very loud hymns so we wouldn't be scarred for life.

That same thing happened to this guy i know, iheartscotch. You know him?


Maybe...

Who's asking?

/ I had an interesting childhood
 
2014-02-25 08:14:33 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-02-25 08:15:25 PM

No Such Agency: iheartscotch: I'd also help my uncle's cows calf during the summer.

I helped my uncle Jack off a horse once.  Not as interesting a story as you might first imagine.


Fun times indeed. Did you know that there's an entire field of study in Ag Science that involves bull spunk?
 
2014-02-25 08:20:26 PM

insertsnarkyusername: God Is My Co-Pirate: Oh god, for a moment I thought it was John Baird, my MP.

I've been listening to too much CBC radio 1 in my car. Thought the same thing for a second. Would have been much funnier.

/Besides from listening to Canadian political discussion you guys sorely need a good sex scandal.


As long as it's not Rob Ford.  There's only so much brain bleach, you know.
 
2014-02-25 08:22:30 PM

CruJones: untaken_name: iheartscotch: Incoming CSB

When I was a pup; the farmer across the street from school had a herd of buffalo. They got pretty loud when they got busy. And it was pretty obvious when the cow buffaloes were in heat. The nuns would play very loud hymns so we wouldn't be scarred for life.

That same thing happened to this guy i know, iheartscotch. You know him?

He's the guy who tried to use a two dollar bill at Taco Bell


I thought he was the guy who tried to hold up a convenience store with a sword.
 
2014-02-25 08:25:00 PM
Could have been worse, he could have been farking his girlfriends dead dog in front of the school.
 
2014-02-25 08:25:34 PM

iheartscotch: No Such Agency: iheartscotch: I'd also help my uncle's cows calf during the summer.

I helped my uncle Jack off a horse once.  Not as interesting a story as you might first imagine.

Fun times indeed. Did you know that there's an entire field of study in Ag Science that involves bull spunk?


Well, yes.  All joking aside, I work with people who keep whole nitrogen tanks full of frozen bull sperm kicking around for IVF and cloning.  As you can imagine, there's a lot of interest in taking the pesky biological uncertainty out of breeding bovines.
 
2014-02-25 08:26:01 PM
Wait, his defense is "I wasn't naked I was wearing a thong". How many men actually wear thongs?
 
2014-02-25 08:27:54 PM

iheartscotch: El Pachuco: When iheartscotch was a pup; the farmer across the street from school had a herd of buffalo. They got pretty loud when they got busy. And it was pretty obvious when the cow buffaloes were in heat. The nuns would play very loud hymns so the class wouldn't be scarred for life.

I'd also help my uncle's cows calf during the summer. That's a very interesting experience. Especially if the calf is turned wrong. Then you've got to stick your arm up in there and turn the calf. I never did that part.

/ I'd do all sorts of fun stuff, like that, at my maternal grandmother's house


So, let me get this straight...at your uncle's farm with the cows you never got to stick your arm all the way up a vagina, but at your ...no, no, I don't even want to know.
 
2014-02-25 08:30:58 PM

naughtyrev: Wait, his defense is "I wasn't naked I was wearing a thong". How many men actually wear thongs?


One?
 
2014-02-25 08:31:18 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Could have been worse, he could have been farking his girlfriends dead dog in front of the school.


Or eating the dog's eyes.
 
2014-02-25 08:32:11 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: Cake Hunter: It takes a lot to gain someone's pelvic trust.

They're lucky she didn't take a step to the left or they'd suddenly have seen a lot more before the jump to the right.


No no no.... it's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right.
 
2014-02-25 08:32:56 PM
Give the guy credit. At least he was air-humping the kids.
 
2014-02-25 08:33:46 PM
My goof.

*wasn't air-humping the kids*
 
2014-02-25 08:33:55 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: iheartscotch: El Pachuco: When iheartscotch was a pup; the farmer across the street from school had a herd of buffalo. They got pretty loud when they got busy. And it was pretty obvious when the cow buffaloes were in heat. The nuns would play very loud hymns so the class wouldn't be scarred for life.

I'd also help my uncle's cows calf during the summer. That's a very interesting experience. Especially if the calf is turned wrong. Then you've got to stick your arm up in there and turn the calf. I never did that part.

/ I'd do all sorts of fun stuff, like that, at my maternal grandmother's house

So, let me get this straight...at your uncle's farm with the cows you never got to stick your arm all the way up a vagina, but at your ...no, no, I don't even want to know.


Yep, I come from a very magical place. BTW, that farmer's field is now apartments.

You can't grow up squeamish in a farm family. I know it sounds pretty nasty; but, it's necessary. That's also part of the reason why I got into IT.

/ calf birthing comes right after VB on my resume
 
2014-02-25 08:38:06 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: So, let me get this straight...at your uncle's farm with the cows you never got to stick your arm all the way up a vagina, but at your ...no, no, I don't even want to know.


Haha, methinks "the slow troll penetrates the shield".

ihatepeacocks.com
 
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