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(14 News Evansville)   He's stuck to his chair. He's so very scared. Help? No, just record him on your cell phone camera for ten to fifteen minutes -- after all, you are his teacher   (14news.com) divider line 121
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2014-02-25 07:40:32 PM
It's only a "teaching moment" when all involved need a new job, soonish.
 
2014-02-25 08:14:05 PM
Were the kid's balls caught in the seat?
 
2014-02-25 08:23:24 PM
Autistic kid gets head stuck in a chair ranks pretty high on the impossible not to laugh at scale, somewhere between guy gets hit in the nuts and grandma falls down the stairs.
 
2014-02-25 08:44:30 PM

rumpelstiltskin: Autistic kid gets head stuck in a chair ranks pretty high on the impossible not to laugh at scale, somewhere between guy gets hit in the nuts and grandma falls down the stairs.


Or, how about grandma gets kicked in the nuts and falls down the stairs?  Will MeMaw continue with the sexual reassignment surgery?
 
2014-02-25 09:01:04 PM
I'll add smart phones to the list of things that are just enough rope to hang yourself.

/facebook
//twitter
///smartphones
 
2014-02-25 09:07:33 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Were the kid's balls caught in the seat?


Thread. Over.
 
2014-02-25 09:07:49 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Were the kid's balls caught in the seat?


i believe this is the implication.

/nevar forget
 
2014-02-25 09:32:27 PM
He says this is a violation of the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA)

FERP.
 
2014-02-25 10:15:42 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-25 10:18:13 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Were the kid's balls caught in the seat?


The memories still make me laugh whenever this comes up.  Also reminds me never to buy slotted chairs.
 
2014-02-25 10:19:59 PM
Yeah, maybe we need to stop pretending every petulant asshole child needs special treatment.
Go work as an educational administrator and then tell me this kid is anything beyond an annoying jackass.

/me mum thought i was special too
 
2014-02-25 10:22:50 PM
Let me guess - the kid was a little bastard and the teacher was relishing the moment.

You shouldn't have kids with intellectual disabilities in regular classrooms. I mean WTF?
 
2014-02-25 10:23:14 PM
Sounds like the kid is an obnoxious little shiat, and when his assholery finally put him in an *ahem* tight spot, everyone who has had to put up with him was justifiably amused.

If this kids too dumb not to get his head stuck in a chair, he really doesn't need to be in school. Get him started early at Burger King.

/ding, fries are done
 
2014-02-25 10:24:58 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Approves of this conundrum.
 
2014-02-25 10:26:30 PM
hahahaha,,,short bus material
 
GBB
2014-02-25 10:27:27 PM
The kids was stuck for all of 10-15 minutes.  By the rate at which authorities are becoming efficient in removing kids stuck in seats this way, I'd say that by 2035, it should be down to 2-5 minutes.  But, I only have 2 data points to go by.
 
2014-02-25 10:27:50 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 300x430]


thanks, came for that.
 
2014-02-25 10:28:51 PM
www.slapthomas.com
Did they at least give him a lolly?
 
2014-02-25 10:28:56 PM

JesusJuice: Sounds like the kid is an obnoxious little shiat, and when his assholery finally put him in an *ahem* tight spot, everyone who has had to put up with him was justifiably amused.

If this kids too dumb not to get his head stuck in a chair, he really doesn't need to be in school. Get him started early at Burger King.

/ding, fries are done


I'm going to go out on a limb and say it might not be wise to put an autistic person of any age near a deep-fryer.
 
2014-02-25 10:34:11 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 300x430]


Probably the only thread I ever go back to after this long.  Legendary.
 
2014-02-25 10:35:36 PM
Was he new age autistic where every disobedient kidis autistic or is he old skool autistic where he cant talk or shiat without guidance? Because if hes just an asshole that got labeled autistic then Im on the teachers side.
 
2014-02-25 10:37:16 PM
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2014-02-25 10:37:57 PM
Kid should have been in the special ed class.
 
2014-02-25 10:38:26 PM
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2014-02-25 10:38:53 PM

Krustofsky: CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 300x430]

Probably the only thread I ever go back to after this long.  Legendary.


Link, please?
 
2014-02-25 10:39:18 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-25 10:40:24 PM
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2014-02-25 10:41:08 PM
global3.memecdn.com
 
2014-02-25 10:42:09 PM
0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2014-02-25 10:43:41 PM
1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2014-02-25 10:44:28 PM

Mock26: Krustofsky: CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 300x430]

Probably the only thread I ever go back to after this long.  Legendary.

Link, please?


http://www.fark.com/comments/2018473/Im-stuck-to-my-chair-Im-so-very -s cared-Help-Details-In-thread
 
2014-02-25 10:44:55 PM
i.huffpost.com
 
2014-02-25 10:46:36 PM
www.kazak.com
 
2014-02-25 10:47:23 PM

Dwindle: Yeah, maybe we need to stop pretending every petulant asshole child needs special treatment.
Go work as an educational administrator and then tell me this kid is anything beyond an annoying jackass.

/me mum thought i was special too


Didn't read the article right? No one is really this heartless.
 
2014-02-25 10:47:37 PM

rumpelstiltskin: Autistic kid gets head stuck in a chair ranks pretty high on the impossible not to laugh at scale, somewhere between guy gets hit in the nuts and grandma falls down the stairs.


So much of teaching is acting. All teachers should have this skill. Also, teachers need to avoid personal recording devices and social media and go back to the tradition of Friday Staff Development (aka Happy) Hour. In person venting, fave to face, in private, to other teachers who will share your slightly twisted lulz yet keep your secrets.
 
2014-02-25 10:47:48 PM
1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2014-02-25 10:48:16 PM

namegoeshere: rumpelstiltskin: Autistic kid gets head stuck in a chair ranks pretty high on the impossible not to laugh at scale, somewhere between guy gets hit in the nuts and grandma falls down the stairs.

So much of teaching is acting. All teachers should have this skill. Also, teachers need to avoid personal recording devices and social media and go back to the tradition of Friday Staff Development (aka Happy) Hour. In person venting, fave to face, in private, to other teachers who will share your slightly twisted lulz yet keep your secrets.


FACE to face. Dammit.
 
2014-02-25 10:49:06 PM
That article was supposed to be in American English, right?
 
2014-02-25 10:49:20 PM
1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2014-02-25 10:50:07 PM
Has my sympathy:

wbma.images.worldnow.com

= = = = = =

LOL fodder:

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2014-02-25 10:51:36 PM
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-25 10:51:37 PM
mikaloyd: <Multiple head stuck in things pics>


Ahem interesting fetish ya have there dude.....
 
2014-02-25 10:52:10 PM
My heart goes out to parents of kids with autism, but this sort of thing is a good indicator that you shouldn't be mainstreaming him.
 
2014-02-25 10:52:40 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-02-25 10:53:38 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-25 10:53:55 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-25 10:54:53 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-25 10:55:02 PM
Similar in embarrassment to Ballsack Conundrum, but I'm unsure on its legendary status as it wasn't a Fark thread:

http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18595
 
2014-02-25 10:55:44 PM
I will never forget.
 
2014-02-25 10:55:47 PM
www.dumpaday.com
 
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