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(Seattle Times)   List of the mornings you will suddenly and inexplicably fall ill for about two hours this summer   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Porto Alegre, usmnt, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Cameroon, Sao Paulo, ESPN, World Cup, Ivory Coast  
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4095 clicks; posted to Sports » on 25 Feb 2014 at 6:52 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-26 12:48:39 AM  
1 vote:
I know subs. I fall ill whenever I watch soccer as well.
2014-02-25 09:11:19 PM  
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Soccer haters always bring it with new and interesting putdowns. I'm so humiliated!
2014-02-25 07:47:19 PM  
1 vote:

TheOther: Be sure to grab your shin, fall down and writhe around on the floor of your boss' office.

Works best if you happen to have Italian ancestors.
2014-02-25 07:14:20 PM  
1 vote:
Be sure to grab your shin, fall down and writhe around on the floor of your boss' office.
2014-02-25 07:03:58 PM  
1 vote:
Stupid question, but are those times eastern or Pacific? I'd normally assume eastern, but since the source is in Seattle, thought I'd better ask.
2014-02-25 06:58:49 PM  
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USA vs. Germany - June 26, 8:30 a.m. (ESPN)

i think Wednesday afternoon I'll start coughing and complaing about my summer cold....
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