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2014-02-25 03:55:49 PM
Sergeant Detritus does not approve.
 
2014-02-25 04:12:01 PM
Not my idea of a good way to get stoned....
 
2014-02-25 04:17:15 PM
At least they aren't shooting up mayonnaise or smoking banana peels.

Yes, people did that.

Yes people are stupid.

No, they won't change, ever.
 
2014-02-25 04:24:37 PM
Not surprising, when you consider the aggregate intelligence of those yokels.
 
2014-02-25 04:41:50 PM

bearded clamorer: Not surprising, when you consider the aggregate intelligence of those yokels.


I'd like to see concrete proof of that.
 
2014-02-25 04:54:34 PM
Is this the new fake drug scare?
 
2014-02-25 04:56:07 PM

Sliding Carp: Sergeant Detritus does not approve.


Came to say, verbatim, this.
 
2014-02-25 04:56:47 PM
Getting high on gravel sounds like the pits.
 
2014-02-25 04:57:00 PM
I moved out of Indiana because it was too boring, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2014-02-25 04:57:52 PM
Is gravel the new jenkum?  Or is this a real thing, like flashing your headlights and getting shot by gang bangers?
 
2014-02-25 04:59:29 PM
As an Indiana resident, I have prepared this statement.
 
2014-02-25 04:59:55 PM
content6.flixster.com
 
2014-02-25 05:00:58 PM

Lochsteppe: Is gravel the new jenkum?  Or is this a real thing, like flashing your headlights and getting shot by gang bangers?


It's like the knock-out game.
 
2014-02-25 05:00:59 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
Where-where-where I come from in the North, we used to have exquisite gourmet rocks. Only now... now, they're all gone.
 
2014-02-25 05:01:18 PM
I love the wealth of detail the police provided.

Why don't they just cut to the chase and have every press release read BE AFRAID OF THINGS
 
2014-02-25 05:06:26 PM

bearded clamorer: Not surprising, when you consider the aggregate intelligence of those yokels.


Yeah, why can't we be smart like the rest of the people in this country?
 
2014-02-25 05:07:20 PM

The Southern Logic Company: I love the wealth of detail the police provided.

Why don't they just cut to the chase and have every press release read BE AFRAID OF THINGS


How else are they going to justify their budget increase?
 
2014-02-25 05:07:35 PM
Gravel huh?

With no details of what it actually is? Or what the dangers might be? Just 'drugs, bad, be afraid'. Awesome.
 
2014-02-25 05:09:03 PM
I think they should make all hard drugs legal and then flood the streets with tons and tons of 100% pure versions of them. The problem will sort itself out.
 
2014-02-25 05:10:01 PM
Chief Wiggum: "Be sure and let everyone know we're finding this new fangled dope with something really bad, like heroin, or unauthorized buttsecks!"
 
2014-02-25 05:13:39 PM

Illinois:  Life in the Fish Bowl


You'd snort rocks too if every two and a half seconds you swam pass a stupid little ceramic castle in garish shades of orange, purple and pink.

Sometimes I think it's the same one over and over again. Look there it goes again! Or may it's a new one.

Hey, rocks! Let's snort them. I'm bored like something that lives in a very small thing of some sort.
 
2014-02-25 05:16:37 PM
Same thing happened in Bedrock. Mr. Slate is a pusher and Barney's a junkie.
Yabba-dabba don't.
 
2014-02-25 05:17:24 PM
Climie moved into the gravel business, with his brother. Theirs was the place to go for White Dolomite and Canterbury Spur. It was a small but profitable operation, specialised in large driveways. Top of the range was called a "Hadleigh"; so named after the TV series

Now keep this in mind
Fisher hates gravel
 
2014-02-25 05:17:33 PM
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/drug-gravel-warning-message.shtml

It's getting pretty crazy now. Need mass spectrometry or specialized cantilevers to tell wtfark is in this stuff now.

http://dancesafe.org/images/testing-kit-results-research-chemicals
 
2014-02-25 05:18:34 PM
Do you people not read TFA?  It's a weird form of meth, and slang-named something stupid, like "bath salts" was.  And you mock them for being dumb?

/Don't get me wrong--Indiana is so friggin' boring I can see the youths trying anything.
//Married a Hoosier--visiting her 'rents is mind-numbing.
 
2014-02-25 05:19:58 PM

Gothnet: Gravel huh?

With no details of what it actually is? Or what the dangers might be? Just 'drugs, bad, be afraid'. Awesome.


FTFA: The drug enforcement administration says 'gravel' is similar to bath salts and has been found to be mixed with meth.

Yeah, no idea what it is. I suppose you might as well go ahead and try it. Probably tastes like candy.
 
2014-02-25 05:20:00 PM

gopher321: bearded clamorer: Not surprising, when you consider the aggregate intelligence of those yokels.

I'd like to see concrete proof of that.


Would you need a cylindrical compression or ASTM slump test?
 
2014-02-25 05:20:06 PM
It's stuff like this that makes me glad the I stick to Krokodil.  Dumbasses.
 
2014-02-25 05:21:23 PM
At first I thought this said "sorting" gravel. Which worked for me.
 
2014-02-25 05:21:34 PM

Gothnet: Gravel huh?

With no details of what it actually is? Or what the dangers might be? Just 'drugs, bad, be afraid'. Awesome.


Oh, and the geniuses selling this crap are mixing it with meth. As if meth weren't bad enough all by it's lonesome self.
 
2014-02-25 05:22:31 PM
Bath salts mixed with meth is kind of redundant ain't it?
 
2014-02-25 05:23:27 PM

JarynFrostwing: At first I thought this said "sorting" gravel. Which worked for me.


www.pavementinteractive.org
 
2014-02-25 05:23:54 PM

xanadian: Not my idea of a good way to get stoned....


Dunno, you may be able to get your rocks off.
 
2014-02-25 05:24:23 PM
Old, old news.
eequalsmcq.com
/anybody besides me try to snort em?
 
2014-02-25 05:24:24 PM

ClavellBCMI: Gothnet: Gravel huh?

With no details of what it actually is? Or what the dangers might be? Just 'drugs, bad, be afraid'. Awesome.

Oh, and the geniuses selling this crap are mixing it with meth. As if meth weren't bad enough all by it's lonesome self.


Bath Salts + Meth sounds like the worst possible thing, ever. Why not just chase it with Krokodil. Flambeed.
 
2014-02-25 05:25:11 PM

ClavellBCMI: Gothnet: Gravel huh?

With no details of what it actually is? Or what the dangers might be? Just 'drugs, bad, be afraid'. Awesome.

Oh, and the geniuses selling this crap are mixing it with meth. As if meth weren't bad enough all by it's lonesome self.


Next thing you know they will be pushing goofballs too.
 
2014-02-25 05:26:03 PM

vudukungfu: At least they aren't shooting up mayonnaise or smoking banana peels.

Yes, people did that.

Yes people are stupid.

No, they won't change, ever.


Who did that?  Do you know someone who did that.  That was just something put out, to jerk the adults around.  You know Donovan, "Mellow Yellow, & "Electric Banana will be the very next craze".  You were suppose to bake the peel and then scrape the inside material and smoke that.  There were news articles stating that this was what the "drug craze youth" were doing, but, it was just a joke.
 
2014-02-25 05:27:29 PM

vudukungfu: At least they aren't shooting up mayonnaise or smoking banana peels.

Yes, people did that.

Yes people are stupid.

No, they won't change, ever.


I recall seeing stories about the banana peels back in the day. One stories description of the "high" sounded like mild poisoning symptoms. Don't think it killed anyone.

Never heard about the mayo tho. Do you remember what they said it was supposed to do? And if anyone died from doing it?

I also remember stories in the paper one summer about spraying deoderant on cigs to get high. *shudder*
 
2014-02-25 05:28:04 PM
hotoffpress.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-25 05:28:22 PM

zimbomba63: You were suppose to bake the peel and then scrape the inside material and smoke that. There were news articles stating that this was what the "drug craze youth" were doing, but, it was just a joke.


But please tell me that spaghetti grows on trees!
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
People thought this was true.
If you remember the '60s, you weren't there.
 
2014-02-25 05:29:45 PM
Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem?
Danny Noonan: I don't know.
 
2014-02-25 05:30:11 PM
Don't blame the poor people of Indiana. They're just confusing the stuff with a loose meat sandwich.

www.chicagoreader.com
 
2014-02-25 05:32:09 PM
I've tried it.

It rocks.

/not really.
 
2014-02-25 05:32:22 PM

zimbomba63: vudukungfu: At least they aren't shooting up mayonnaise or smoking banana peels.

Yes, people did that.

Yes people are stupid.

No, they won't change, ever.

Who did that?  Do you know someone who did that.  That was just something put out, to jerk the adults around.  You know Donovan, "Mellow Yellow, & "Electric Banana will be the very next craze".  You were suppose to bake the peel and then scrape the inside material and smoke that.  There were news articles stating that this was what the "drug craze youth" were doing, but, it was just a joke.


In my college days back in the 80's I witnessed more than one person smoking banana peel scrapings.  The same dipshiat tried smoking Spanish moss because it was green and just HAD to pack a buzz.  Last time i saw him he answered the door stark naked and cackling like a Disney cartoon witch.  He and his roommate had been huffing pure toluene all day.
 
2014-02-25 05:32:34 PM
Authorities warn of dangerous new drug appearing in the Tri-State

Yes - and there are also people who huff paint, text while driving and fark chickens.   The world is indeed a scary place - but it's not news.
 
2014-02-25 05:33:14 PM

KidneyStone: zimbomba63: vudukungfu: At least they aren't shooting up mayonnaise or smoking banana peels.

Yes, people did that.

Yes people are stupid.

No, they won't change, ever.

Who did that?  Do you know someone who did that.  That was just something put out, to jerk the adults around.  You know Donovan, "Mellow Yellow, & "Electric Banana will be the very next craze".  You were suppose to bake the peel and then scrape the inside material and smoke that.  There were news articles stating that this was what the "drug craze youth" were doing, but, it was just a joke.

In my college days back in the 80's I witnessed more than one person smoking banana peel scrapings.  The same dipshiat tried smoking Spanish moss because it was green and just HAD to pack a buzz.  Last time i saw him he answered the door stark naked and cackling like a Disney cartoon witch.  He and his roommate had been huffing pure toluene all day.


Hmm, I said more than one then went on about a single person.  I did see more than one try but then my memories of Eric the loser came flooding back.
 
2014-02-25 05:33:27 PM
From the article comments:

Parents please read this!

Yeah, parents.  If you find a plastic bag with a powdery or rock-like substance in your kid's backpack they might be using drugs.

If the parents weren't already keeping an eye out for other types of drugs, will this scare them into starting?
 
2014-02-25 05:34:10 PM

AbiNormal: I think they should make all hard drugs legal and then flood the streets with tons and tons of 100% pure versions of them. The problem will sort itself out.


Someone always says that in these threads. Implying addicts would all OD and die.  And they're always wrong.

Given consistency of supply, and known quantities/purities, many addicts can live relatively normal lives. Particularly where stuff like heroin is involved.

Meth... well who the hell would do meth if coke was legal and cheap?
 
2014-02-25 05:34:33 PM

leevis: bearded clamorer: Not surprising, when you consider the aggregate intelligence of those yokels.

Yeah, why can't we be smart like the rest of the people in this country?


-1  you missed the joke
 
2014-02-25 05:35:26 PM

KidneyStone: zimbomba63: vudukungfu: At least they aren't shooting up mayonnaise or smoking banana peels.

Yes, people did that.

Yes people are stupid.

No, they won't change, ever.

Who did that?  Do you know someone who did that.  That was just something put out, to jerk the adults around.  You know Donovan, "Mellow Yellow, & "Electric Banana will be the very next craze".  You were suppose to bake the peel and then scrape the inside material and smoke that.  There were news articles stating that this was what the "drug craze youth" were doing, but, it was just a joke.

In my college days back in the 80's I witnessed more than one person smoking banana peel scrapings.  The same dipshiat tried smoking Spanish moss because it was green and just HAD to pack a buzz.  Last time i saw him he answered the door stark naked and cackling like a Disney cartoon witch.  He and his roommate had been huffing pure toluene all day.


So, pre-law?
 
2014-02-25 05:36:40 PM

JRoo:


+1
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-25 05:36:52 PM
dailystache.net
 
2014-02-25 05:38:45 PM

SewerSquirrels: Gothnet: Gravel huh?

With no details of what it actually is? Or what the dangers might be? Just 'drugs, bad, be afraid'. Awesome.

FTFA: The drug enforcement administration says 'gravel' is similar to bath salts and has been found to be mixed with meth.

Yeah, no idea what it is. I suppose you might as well go ahead and try it. Probably tastes like candy.


Googling is hard!

DEA listed it, along with 9 other synthetic catinones, on the Schedule 1 with a temporary ban, effective February 27, 2014

Legal for two more days, kids. Get it while you can!
 
2014-02-25 05:39:37 PM

ClavellBCMI: Oh, and the geniuses selling this crap are mixing it with meth. As if meth weren't bad enough all by it's lonesome self.


aPVP is just another constituent of many bath-salts style stims. They tend to be active in incredibly low doses which is why people can go crazy on them - you need less than a pinch not a great fat line.

Ultimately anything that keeps you strung out for days is likely to cause insanity though.
 
2014-02-25 05:40:10 PM

d23: [dailystache.net image 397x311]


82.165.140.101
 
2014-02-25 05:40:25 PM

telejester: leevis: bearded clamorer: Not surprising, when you consider the aggregate intelligence of those yokels.

Yeah, why can't we be smart like the rest of the people in this country?

-1  you missed the joke


No I didn't. The puns in this thread are just stupid.
 
2014-02-25 05:40:28 PM

rkiller1: zimbomba63: You were suppose to bake the peel and then scrape the inside material and smoke that. There were news articles stating that this was what the "drug craze youth" were doing, but, it was just a joke.

But please tell me that spaghetti grows on trees!
[bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 402x294]
People thought this was true.
If you remember the '60s, you weren't there.


I remember quite a bit of the 60's, but, the farking 70's, there are some large holes, especially the early 70's.  I know I went to concerts, I know who performed, but, I have absolutely no recollection between getting there and getting back home.  I hope I had fun.  "Remember, too much is just barely enough!"
 
2014-02-25 05:44:50 PM

Gothnet: Gravel huh?

With no details of what it actually is? Or what the dangers might be? Just 'drugs, bad, be afraid'. Awesome.


It's got "elements of meth, bath salts and crack cocaine" in it, did you need a complex chemical formula or something?
 
2014-02-25 05:48:06 PM

JohnAnnArbor: [content6.flixster.com image 277x256]


Exactly what I thought of.

"Dubois County, IN is a bodaciously small county, Lane.  A speck on the map - a rest stop on the way to Chicago.  I can't even get real drugs here."
 
2014-02-25 05:50:09 PM

Mikey1969: Gothnet: Gravel huh?

With no details of what it actually is? Or what the dangers might be? Just 'drugs, bad, be afraid'. Awesome.

It's got "elements of meth, bath salts and crack cocaine" in it, did you need a complex chemical formula or something?


For those that do:

upload.wikimedia.org

And this stuff isn't "new". It's been around since the 60s.
 
2014-02-25 05:50:39 PM

gopher321: bearded clamorer: Not surprising, when you consider the aggregate intelligence of those yokels.

I'd like to see concrete proof of that.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-25 05:52:39 PM
upperdeckboys.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-25 05:52:44 PM
www.truthdig.com
WTF?! Stay away from me, you dirty hippies!
 
2014-02-25 06:03:14 PM
i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2014-02-25 06:04:30 PM
"and they want to know how it's getting there. "

I'll take a stab at it, put the APB out now:

carreviewscenter.info
 
2014-02-25 06:04:35 PM
Police say it combines elements of meth, bath salts and crack cocaine.

Know how I know your police force knows farkall about drugs?
 
2014-02-25 06:07:10 PM

KidneyStone: zimbomba63: vudukungfu: At least they aren't shooting up mayonnaise or smoking banana peels.

Yes, people did that.

Yes people are stupid.

No, they won't change, ever.

Who did that?  Do you know someone who did that.  That was just something put out, to jerk the adults around.  You know Donovan, "Mellow Yellow, & "Electric Banana will be the very next craze".  You were suppose to bake the peel and then scrape the inside material and smoke that.  There were news articles stating that this was what the "drug craze youth" were doing, but, it was just a joke.

In my college days back in the 80's I witnessed more than one person smoking banana peel scrapings.  The same dipshiat tried smoking Spanish moss because it was green and just HAD to pack a buzz.  Last time i saw him he answered the door stark naked and cackling like a Disney cartoon witch.  He and his roommate had been huffing pure toluene all day.


That song is about a vibrator fyi...
 
2014-02-25 06:08:05 PM

Rapmaster2000: JohnAnnArbor: [content6.flixster.com image 277x256]

Exactly what I thought of.

"Dubois County, IN is a bodaciously small county, Lane.  A speck on the map - a rest stop on the way to Chicago.  I can't even get real drugs here."


 can you imagine the street value of this mountain quarry?!!!
 
2014-02-25 06:09:14 PM

Mikey1969: It's got "elements of meth, bath salts and crack cocaine" in it, did you need a complex chemical formula or something?


That would help us know what we're talking about (and someone provided it, also I re-read TFA and found out they're talking about aPVP).

Terms like bath salts are kinda annoying because they cover a whole variety of substances, though that is one of the dangers - you would never know what you were getting into.
 
2014-02-25 06:09:57 PM
I hope the police are up on this newfangled 'soy sauce'... some guy named Bob Marley was selling it at a party last weekend... then some weird stuff started happening...
 
2014-02-25 06:11:29 PM

Mr.Hawk: KidneyStone: zimbomba63: vudukungfu: At least they aren't shooting up mayonnaise or smoking banana peels.

Yes, people did that.

Yes people are stupid.

No, they won't change, ever.

Who did that?  Do you know someone who did that.  That was just something put out, to jerk the adults around.  You know Donovan, "Mellow Yellow, & "Electric Banana will be the very next craze".  You were suppose to bake the peel and then scrape the inside material and smoke that.  There were news articles stating that this was what the "drug craze youth" were doing, but, it was just a joke.

In my college days back in the 80's I witnessed more than one person smoking banana peel scrapings.  The same dipshiat tried smoking Spanish moss because it was green and just HAD to pack a buzz.  Last time i saw him he answered the door stark naked and cackling like a Disney cartoon witch.  He and his roommate had been huffing pure toluene all day.

That song is about a vibrator fyi...



In case it is needed

Link
 
2014-02-25 06:14:27 PM
We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.
The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.
Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, 'Money doesn't buy you happiness.'
 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiiiny old house, with greaaaaat big holes in the roof.
 
2014-02-25 06:15:02 PM

zimbomba63: Who did that?


*raises hand*

Complete waste of time.  Oh well.
 
2014-02-25 06:15:10 PM
Hey Joe Rogan!!!
i922.photobucket.com
I snort gravel.
 
2014-02-25 06:17:55 PM

lindalouwho: spraying deoderant on cigs to get high


Dipping them into formaldehyde (sp?) was supposedly a thing too.
 
2014-02-25 06:19:22 PM
www.showbits.net

Don't do any drugs that Erowid doesn't have more than two entries on.
 
2014-02-25 06:22:04 PM

Gothnet: Gravel huh?

With no details of what it actually is? Or what the dangers might be? Just 'drugs, bad, be afraid'. Awesome.


I'm just guessing it is a highly-addictive synthetic drug that contains the chemical Alpha PVP.

Also, I'll go ahead and speculate that side effects of gravel include hallucinations, violent behavior, paranoia, and brain damage.

If only TFA had contained information like that.
 
2014-02-25 06:23:34 PM

MBooda: Old, old news.
[eequalsmcq.com image 454x325]
/anybody besides me try to snort em?


s10.postimg.org
 
2014-02-25 06:25:53 PM
From  https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=97846

Insufflated, the drug smelled very much like sperm. I highly doubt one would be able to discern whether they are insufflating sperm or a solution of starch and a-PVP.
 
2014-02-25 06:27:05 PM

Super Chronic: Gothnet: Gravel huh?

With no details of what it actually is? Or what the dangers might be? Just 'drugs, bad, be afraid'. Awesome.

I'm just guessing it is a highly-addictive synthetic drug that contains the chemical Alpha PVP.

Also, I'll go ahead and speculate that side effects of gravel include hallucinations, violent behavior, paranoia, and brain damage.

If only TFA had contained information like that.


You beat me to shaming everyone.  I also checked the Wiki for Alpha PVP and it says it becomes illegal on February 27th, 2014
 
2014-02-25 06:30:59 PM

Ear-Bending Cellmate: "...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand."


H.I.: "You ate what?"


Ear-Bending Cellmate: "We ate sand."


[pause]
H.I.: "You ate SAND?"


Ear-Bending Cellmate: "That's right!"


media.cinemasquid.com

 
2014-02-25 06:31:57 PM

Gothnet: Gravel huh?

With no details of what it actually is? Or what the dangers might be? Just 'drugs, bad, be afraid'. Awesome.



apparently http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha-Pyrrolidinopentiophenone
 
2014-02-25 06:35:26 PM

I AM THE GOAT: It's stuff like this that makes me glad the I stick to Krokodil.  Dumbasses.


Me, Ah jes' took to drinkin.' It's all legal an' shiat, and it kin mess up yo' min' jes' as well as any o' that othuh shiat if ya knows what yo' doin.'
 
2014-02-25 06:37:06 PM
Evil Mackerel:

Next thing you know they will be pushing goofballs too.

I tried snorting a golfball once. Then I gave up, you have to smash & smoke it.
 
2014-02-25 06:45:37 PM
i1.ytimg.com
Is Dubois county on Interstate 60 near Banton?
 
2014-02-25 06:48:40 PM
wildcardjack:
Don't do any drugs that Erowid doesn't have more than two entries on.

^^This^^

And always read up on contraindications and how other drugs affect one another. Otherwise, you're setting yourself up for a Fark headline and a Darwin award.
 
2014-02-25 06:51:17 PM
At Holston Valley Medical Center, doctors say "gravel" is a combination drug of meth, Klonopin and bath salts. It's also highly addictive.

So what can it do to the body? Doctors told us gravel damages the brain, raises the blood pressure and spikes the heart rate.
"The real bad side effect of taking at the doses most people take it in is the paranoia. We've actually seen people become paranoid. People committing suicide from the paranoia," said emergency room physician Dr. Jon Mettert.


Legalize it.
The gene pool needs a good chlorine shocking.
 
2014-02-25 06:56:12 PM

Zul the Magnificent: zimbomba63: Who did that?

*raises hand*

Complete waste of time.  Oh well.


"Look, Zul, I've got this bridge I need to sell and you look like just the kind of guy...."

/ No one I knew ever did that, and we use to do some really, REALLY stupid shiat
 
2014-02-25 06:58:14 PM
As a life long resident of Indiana (still hoping to get out) I just have to say this... I'll be in my driveway
 
2014-02-25 07:05:30 PM

zimbomba63: "Look, Zul, I've got this bridge I need to sell and you look like just the kind of guy...."/ No one I knew ever did that, and we use to do some really, REALLY stupid shiat


Snorted a packet of Sweet 'n' Low once, too.

/Curiosity can do bad things to the cat.
//everything tasted like saccharine for DAYS.
 
2014-02-25 07:13:35 PM
I have lived about an hour away from Dubois County Indiana all of my life.  If you were stuck there, you would likely be willing to do anything to get relief from the abject boredom that every person faces there every day.

Another fun fact for those of you are not familiar with the area, or do not speak southern Indiana hick. Dubois County is pronounced Du-boys, and not Du-bwah.
 
2014-02-25 07:29:30 PM

MBooda: Old, old news.
[eequalsmcq.com image 454x325]
/anybody besides me try to snort em?


I preferred to snort fire ants.
 
2014-02-25 07:33:05 PM

Smitty Werben Jagerman-Jensen: I have lived about an hour away from Dubois County Indiana all of my life.  If you were stuck there, you would likely be willing to do anything to get relief from the abject boredom that every person faces there every day.

Another fun fact for those of you are not familiar with the area, or do not speak southern Indiana hick. Dubois County is pronounced Du-boys, and not Du-bwah.


I still do live in Dubois County, In...... So I guess I'm getting a kick or something.
 
2014-02-25 07:35:34 PM
I'd have sworn people in Indiana already snorted gravel long before this. To me, as a Michigan native, Indiana is that backwards, rednecky strip of land I briefly pass through on my way to Chicago.
 
2014-02-25 07:46:02 PM
I would point and laugh, but I live in upstate Ny...
Dudes are banging dairy cattle in my neck of the woods.
 
2014-02-25 08:00:00 PM
My favorite childhood Hoosier joke:

Q: How many intelligent Hoosiers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: BOTH OF EM!!!!!
 
2014-02-25 08:05:20 PM

Mr.Hawk: Mr.Hawk: KidneyStone: zimbomba63: vudukungfu: At least they aren't shooting up mayonnaise or smoking banana peels.

Yes, people did that.

Yes people are stupid.

No, they won't change, ever.

Who did that?  Do you know someone who did that.  That was just something put out, to jerk the adults around.  You know Donovan, "Mellow Yellow, & "Electric Banana will be the very next craze".  You were suppose to bake the peel and then scrape the inside material and smoke that.  There were news articles stating that this was what the "drug craze youth" were doing, but, it was just a joke.

In my college days back in the 80's I witnessed more than one person smoking banana peel scrapings.  The same dipshiat tried smoking Spanish moss because it was green and just HAD to pack a buzz.  Last time i saw him he answered the door stark naked and cackling like a Disney cartoon witch.  He and his roommate had been huffing pure toluene all day.

That song is about a vibrator fyi...


In case it is needed

Link


I never knew about the vibrator part.

Now I feel weird that the local punk venue here was called The Electric Banana.

/not really
//gonna call some old friends who will freak about it tho :-P
 
2014-02-25 08:15:46 PM

Zul the Magnificent: zimbomba63: "Look, Zul, I've got this bridge I need to sell and you look like just the kind of guy...."/ No one I knew ever did that, and we use to do some really, REALLY stupid shiat

Snorted a packet of Sweet 'n' Low once, too.

/Curiosity can do bad things to the cat.
//everything tasted like saccharine for DAYS.


Well, there's the difference between the two of us you were an "experimenter", where as I only got involved with stuff that was proven to have an effect and that you might, also, survive to see the next day.  No freelancing, for old Zimbomba.  No, "OK, that didn't work, so lets snort the Drano next and see what that does", type of stuff for me.

When I was in the Army, 1970-72, I was stationed at Ft. Bliss, TX.  There were a couple of "experimenters" who went out in to the desert, having heard of the native Americans using various plants to enter "the spirit world".  They didn't know what actual plants were used, but, they wouldn't allow this to deter them from their quest.  They simply  proceeded to eat the seeds and leaves of anything they came across.  As you can imagine, this proved not to be a good plan.  Later that night they staggered into some populated area, obviously, under the influence of something, but, they could really say what.  One guy was actually wandering around with a hairline fracture in his leg. I believe they had a stay in the stockade, after that scientific expedition.
 
2014-02-25 08:41:01 PM

zimbomba63: Zul the Magnificent: zimbomba63: "Look, Zul, I've got this bridge I need to sell and you look like just the kind of guy...."/ No one I knew ever did that, and we use to do some really, REALLY stupid shiat

Snorted a packet of Sweet 'n' Low once, too.

/Curiosity can do bad things to the cat.
//everything tasted like saccharine for DAYS.

Well, there's the difference between the two of us you were an "experimenter", where as I only got involved with stuff that was proven to have an effect and that you might, also, survive to see the next day.  No freelancing, for old Zimbomba.  No, "OK, that didn't work, so lets snort the Drano next and see what that does", type of stuff for me.

When I was in the Army, 1970-72, I was stationed at Ft. Bliss, TX.  There were a couple of "experimenters" who went out in to the desert, having heard of the native Americans using various plants to enter "the spirit world".  They didn't know what actual plants were used, but, they wouldn't allow this to deter them from their quest.  They simply  proceeded to eat the seeds and leaves of anything they came across.  As you can imagine, this proved not to be a good plan.  Later that night they staggered into some populated area, obviously, under the influence of something, but, they could really say what.  One guy was actually wandering around with a hairline fracture in his leg. I believe they had a stay in the stockade, after that scientific expedition.


I'm with you. Saw what people looked like and acted like when they huffed paint thinner when I was in high school 1970-74 and that kept me mainstream. Those people killed so much of their brains they were borderline retarded by their early 20s, with multiple personality disorders (put that together long after when remembering behavior).

Tho there was some scary stuff around, I do thankmy lucky stars to have come up in simpler times, at least simpler when it came to getting high.
 
2014-02-25 08:45:51 PM
Don't let Ken Clean Air Systems get wind of it. He'll be rubbin it is his hair come lunchtime, he will.
 
2014-02-25 08:54:29 PM

Gothnet: Mikey1969: It's got "elements of meth, bath salts and crack cocaine" in it, did you need a complex chemical formula or something?

That would help us know what we're talking about (and someone provided it, also I re-read TFA and found out they're talking about aPVP).

Terms like bath salts are kinda annoying because they cover a whole variety of substances, though that is one of the dangers - you would never know what you were getting into.


I figure I'll just stay away from that whole variety of substances anyway, just to be safe.
 
2014-02-25 09:16:23 PM

Gothnet: Meth... well who the hell would do meth if coke was legal and cheap?


People who like meth.  The two are not very similar.

wildcardjack: Don't do any drugs that Erowid doesn't have more than two entries on.


Got that right.

no icon tact: From  https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=97846

Insufflated, the drug smelled very much like sperm. I highly doubt one would be able to discern whether they are insufflating sperm or a solution of starch and a-PVP.


Thanks for the link.
 
2014-02-25 09:53:25 PM

no icon tact: From  https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=97846

Insufflated, the drug smelled very much like sperm. I highly doubt one would be able to discern whether they are insufflating sperm or a solution of starch and a-PVP.


I can tell the difference.

What?
 
2014-02-25 11:16:39 PM
So bored.

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So...very...bored...
 
2014-02-26 01:18:25 PM
I'm in Indiana right now (working on a contract at Purdue) and I will attest that there's fark-all to do here.
 
2014-02-26 01:24:01 PM

clyph: I'm in Indiana right now (working on a contract at Purdue) and I will attest that there's fark-all to do here.


Hey, there's cropdusters to dodge.
bamfstyle.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-26 01:31:06 PM

gwowen: Climie moved into the gravel business, with his brother. Theirs was the place to go for White Dolomite and Canterbury Spur. It was a small but profitable operation, specialised in large driveways. Top of the range was called a "Hadleigh"; so named after the TV series


Thats Hadleigh!!
 
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