brap: Or is this technically Assault and Battery?
stpauler: I like mine with a little pink center. But don't we all?
Diogenes: Raw waffles? How can you tell? Maybe they were pancakes.
shanrick: Were they twatwaffles?
CleanAndPure: Does anyone in Florida use 911 for emergencies?
ski9600: This seems to happen more often than it ought to. Should we create some sort of "711" system that would connect you with someone who could dispatch a chef to the scene and give training and advice to the perpetrators?
Diogenes: Raw waffles? How can you tell?
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HotWingConspiracy: CleanAndPure: Does anyone in Florida use 911 for emergencies?Mainly food based emergencies.
Satanic_Hamster: Bathia_Mapes: [www.comicsandmemes.com image 500x333]God I love these.
zulius: Replying in the hopes that more of these show up here./ can almost hear him talk
FirstNationalBastard: Better raw than blue.
zimbomba63: I think the best one was the 911 call where the person wanted to know if Florida had an inheritance tax. I mean it wasn't and undercooked waffle or "they ran out of McNuggets" type call, this was an actual good question, but, the decision to call the emergency line of the cops for the answer, WHY? Because they deal with the "law", so they should understand tax law, too./ Dealt with tax laws, so it was funny to me.// You, probably not so much.
runescorpio: She's lucky they didn't give her blue waffles.
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brimed03: runescorpio: She's lucky they didn't give her blue waffles.Can't believe I had to scroll down this far for this comment.Also:[3.bp.blogspot.com image 337x225]
almandot: They should do one joking about thyme and the Tardis
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