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(UPI)   Florida woman: Hello, 911? They gave me some raw waffles   (upi.com) divider line 57
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2014-02-25 01:55:58 PM  
Did she Dough D?
 
2014-02-25 01:56:26 PM  
Or is this technically Assault and Battery?
 
2014-02-25 02:00:16 PM  
Don't panic ma'aam.  Can you get yourself to a ridged and indented heat source?
 
2014-02-25 02:24:57 PM  
Were they twatwaffles?
 
2014-02-25 02:30:01 PM  
I like mine with a little pink center. But don't we all?
 
2014-02-25 02:46:02 PM  

brap: Or is this technically Assault and Battery?


It's obviously unwaffle, whatever it is.
 
2014-02-25 03:03:26 PM  
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2014-02-25 03:28:57 PM  
Better raw than blue.
 
2014-02-25 03:35:55 PM  
Raw waffles?  How can you tell?  Maybe they were pancakes.
 
2014-02-25 03:42:17 PM  

stpauler: I like mine with a little pink center. But don't we all?


A twatwaffle, if you will.
 
2014-02-25 03:42:46 PM  

Diogenes: Raw waffles?  How can you tell?  Maybe they were pancakes.


I like my waffles like I like my pancakes: served on a bunny.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-25 03:43:20 PM  
she sounds black.

<<< TWACK!!
 
2014-02-25 03:43:31 PM  
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2014-02-25 03:46:32 PM  
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2014-02-25 03:48:47 PM  

shanrick: Were they twatwaffles?


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2014-02-25 03:49:04 PM  
Does anyone in Florida use 911 for emergencies?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-25 03:49:17 PM  
Proprietor:

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2014-02-25 03:55:00 PM  
This seems to happen more often than it ought to.  Should we create some sort of "711" system that would connect you with someone who could dispatch a chef to the scene and give training and advice to the perpetrators?
 
2014-02-25 03:57:59 PM  

CleanAndPure: Does anyone in Florida use 911 for emergencies?


Mainly food based emergencies.
 
2014-02-25 03:59:13 PM  
Waffle trifecta now in play.
 
2014-02-25 04:01:24 PM  
Shut down the grid!
 
2014-02-25 04:02:40 PM  

ski9600: This seems to happen more often than it ought to.  Should we create some sort of "711" system that would connect you with someone who could dispatch a chef to the scene and give training and advice to the perpetrators?


711 should only be used for Slurpee emergencies.
 
2014-02-25 04:05:08 PM  
Wouldn't raw waffles just be batter?

/leggo my Eggo
 
2014-02-25 04:07:58 PM  
waffle waffle waffle
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-25 04:08:09 PM  
You ever read a headline a headline and you can just smell the shea butter and menthol emanating from it?
 
2014-02-25 04:08:54 PM  

CleanAndPure: Does anyone in Florida use 911 for emergencies?


Help me!  I'm in Florida and can't get out.
 
2014-02-25 04:10:49 PM  

Diogenes: Raw waffles?  How can you tell?  Maybe they were pancakes.


In a surprising twist, investigators have determined she was actually served the uncooked base for Impossible Pie!
 
2014-02-25 04:16:11 PM  

Diogenes: Raw waffles?  How can you tell?


They came in a cup.
 
2014-02-25 04:17:45 PM  

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2014-02-25 04:21:43 PM  

CleanAndPure: Does anyone in Florida use 911 for emergencies?


That's what their guns are for.
 
2014-02-25 04:24:32 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: CleanAndPure: Does anyone in Florida use 911 for emergencies?

Mainly food based emergencies.


I've started using it to make obscene phone calls to the dispatch operators and - hold on.  Somebody just used a battering ram to enter my farkin' front door.

/oh, please.  Not that again...
 
2014-02-25 04:25:51 PM  
Waffles, serious business.
 
2014-02-25 04:26:06 PM  

CleanAndPure: Does anyone in Florida use 911 for emergencies?


I bet there's lots of old people stuff. "Grandpa's dead" or "Grandpa's fallen and broken his hip" or "Grandpa's wandered off" or "Grandpa died sometime last week and it smells something awful in here", etc.
 
2014-02-25 04:30:26 PM  

d23: she sounds black.

<<< TWACK!!


She sounds like the witnesses a local Atlanta radio station always records and plays.

"It sounded like the gunfight at the Golden Corral."  One of my favorites.  Of course, although Farkistanians hate Neil Boortz, "Boo got shot" is radio gold.
 
2014-02-25 04:33:01 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Bathia_Mapes: [www.comicsandmemes.com image 500x333]

God I love these.


Replying in the hopes that more of these show up here.
/ can almost hear him talk
 
2014-02-25 04:41:08 PM  
Nobody in here is going to be splitting the atom Marty.
 
2014-02-25 04:42:17 PM  

brap: Or is this technically Assault and Battery?


Nope. That's Assault with Battery.
 
2014-02-25 04:48:56 PM  
How the hell do you undercook waffles?  I can see overcooking, but undercooking?  Of course, it is Florida.

/ Also overcooking okay but undercooking not?
// I don't care.
/// It's still a word in my book.
 
2014-02-25 04:52:28 PM  

zulius: Replying in the hopes that more of these show up here.
/ can almost hear him talk


I have dreams that he's a fan of them and will use one some time on his shows.
 
2014-02-25 04:59:54 PM  
I think the best one was the 911 call where the person wanted to know if Florida had an inheritance tax. I mean it wasn't and undercooked waffle or "they ran out of McNuggets" type call, this was an actual good question, but, the decision to call the emergency line of the cops for the answer, WHY?  Because they deal with the "law", so they should understand tax law, too.

/ Dealt with tax laws, so it was funny to me.
// You, probably not so much.
 
2014-02-25 05:16:27 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Better raw than blue.


Once the cops are done with her I'm expecting a blue waffle

This is worse than jay walking!
 
2014-02-25 05:24:53 PM  

zimbomba63: I think the best one was the 911 call where the person wanted to know if Florida had an inheritance tax. I mean it wasn't and undercooked waffle or "they ran out of McNuggets" type call, this was an actual good question, but, the decision to call the emergency line of the cops for the answer, WHY?  Because they deal with the "law", so they should understand tax law, too.

/ Dealt with tax laws, so it was funny to me.
// You, probably not so much.


It's funny.

Precisely because I can see the guy trying to rationalize.

"No, I KNOW I'm not supposed to call 911 with frivolous stuff, but they're the law people, and this is a legal question.  In fact, it's an inheiritance question, so it's about somebody dying.  Seriously, stop laughing at me, this is a real reason for 911, Myrtle!  I'm going to call them!"
 
2014-02-25 05:31:19 PM  
She's lucky they didn't give her blue waffles.
 
2014-02-25 05:39:08 PM  
How the hell do you get raw waffles?

Maybe slightly less done than desirable. But did they just spoon some batter on the plate?
 
2014-02-25 05:40:32 PM  
In many places, 911 is the only number you can use to contact police/fire/etc  for any reason, not just emergencies. (I don't know about the locality in the article, but it wouldnt be strange at all for someone from other localities to use 911 for non-emergency).

So these sorts of headlines actually make the OP look silly, not the caller.    There are places well calling 911 to report health code violations is the right thing to do.
 
2014-02-25 05:42:31 PM  
Raw waffle!? ROFL!!
 
2014-02-25 05:44:49 PM  

runescorpio: She's lucky they didn't give her blue waffles.


Can't believe I had to scroll down this far for this comment.

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2014-02-25 05:48:33 PM  

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2014-02-25 05:54:51 PM  

img.fark.netbrimed03: runescorpio: She's lucky they didn't give her blue waffles.

Can't believe I had to scroll down this far for this comment.

Also:

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2014-02-25 05:57:37 PM  
are any theories as to why Florida is like this?
 
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