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(South China Morning Post)   Scandinavian research lab creates device to decipher what dogs are saying. Technology for the fox not yet available   (scmp.com) divider line 20
    More: Cool, Scandinavian, talking dogs, No More Woof, Scandinavian research lab, computer interfaces  
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2014-02-25 12:22:22 PM  
8 votes:
i219.photobucket.com
2014-02-25 01:44:41 PM  
6 votes:
"Bark, bark, bark!"

Scandinavian dog translation: "Bork, bork, bork!"
2014-02-25 01:40:20 PM  
3 votes:

Gig103: Besides, if you're a halfway decent owner you can tell what your dog is up to from nonverbal cues, just like they pick up on our nonverbal cues.


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2014-02-25 01:14:08 PM  
3 votes:
assets.nydailynews.com

I could hump that leg like there's no time constraint that I am knowledgeable about.
or

If I killed the treat giver, than all the treats shall be mine

or

You took my balls, prepare to lose yours.
2014-02-25 12:24:57 PM  
3 votes:
I thought we already had that.
i.dailymail.co.uk
2014-02-25 02:45:23 PM  
2 votes:
Sweetheart, I swear that dog is a damn liar!
2014-02-25 01:14:26 PM  
2 votes:
"This leash demeans us both".
2014-02-25 04:16:11 PM  
1 votes:

Gaseous Anomaly: Why not just use M-o-o-o-orse?


no, a dog. not a horse. dumbass.
2014-02-25 02:47:16 PM  
1 votes:
Sure, but how would they understand us?  It's like we expect them to understand human languages or something.  Sure they pick up one or two verbal cues, but they aren't exactly travelling bards.  I think this would get more frustrating if a dog was spouting broken English at you, but couldn't understand the reply.

Also, maybe your dog is a dick who mutters smart-assed comments as he does things you ask him to.  You'd grow to hate him.
2014-02-25 02:28:54 PM  
1 votes:

qorkfiend: Still no solution for communication in the other direction...

[i.imgur.com image 500x615]


What a cat hears:

midlifebatmitzvah.files.wordpress.com
2014-02-25 02:02:50 PM  
1 votes:
squirrel.
2014-02-25 01:59:50 PM  
1 votes:
Screw hearing what dogs think. I want the HaardvarkTM, a device that can turn my lame-speak into pitching woo at college-age women.

www.junkiemonkeys.com

/obscure?
2014-02-25 01:56:10 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-02-25 01:50:52 PM  
1 votes:
"wow"
"such science"
"good talk"
2014-02-25 01:36:16 PM  
1 votes:

Any Pie Left: cat version:

"Feed me, so I can kill you".


I think we should translate them to dog barks, just to piss off our feline overlords.
2014-02-25 01:23:26 PM  
1 votes:
The research lab huh?  Figures.
2014-02-25 01:22:51 PM  
1 votes:
Still no solution for communication in the other direction...

i.imgur.com
2014-02-25 01:12:28 PM  
1 votes:

InterruptingQuirk: Vaporware says what?


Here's a prototype of it's dialogue: " "
If you want the quotes filled in to get the full, awesome, effect, I'm going to need at least $50,000 and another, let's say, 6 months to get it working.
2014-02-25 01:10:31 PM  
1 votes:
STEAK! STEAK! STEAK! STEAK! STEAK!
2014-02-25 12:53:30 PM  
1 votes:
She can say anything she wants and I'll believe her:

www.examiner.com
 
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