dogdaze: [i219.photobucket.com image 374x501]
InterruptingQuirk: Vaporware says what?
Bob Falfa: I thought we already had that.[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x383]
oakleym82: Bob Falfa: I thought we already had that.[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x383]It has:http://www.intersections.com/i4CInnovations.html
CygnusDarius: Isn't that one of the pillars of Fark memes?.
Harry Freakstorm: [assets.nydailynews.com image 317x292]I could hump that leg like there's no time constraint that I am knowledgeable about.orIf I killed the treat giver, than all the treats shall be mineorYou took my balls, prepare to lose yours.
Any Pie Left: cat version:"Feed me, so I can kill you".
hobnail: Fark ain't what it used to be. A chance for "your dog wants steak" and "here comes the science" in the same headline. Oh, well.
Gig103: Besides, if you're a halfway decent owner you can tell what your dog is up to from nonverbal cues, just like they pick up on our nonverbal cues.
HaywoodJablonski: hobnail: Fark ain't what it used to be. A chance for "your dog wants steak" and "here comes the science" in the same headline. Oh, well.Don't tell me you're complaining
qorkfiend: Still no solution for communication in the other direction...[i.imgur.com image 500x615]
Some_Local_Deity: [img.fark.net image 600x933]
rustypouch: I think it would be something like "I love lasagna."[img.fark.net image 400x300]
rustypouch: I think it would be something like "I love lasagna."
RalphW: I'm 99% certain that the YDWS Fark cliche started with a story just like this back in the late 90's/early aughts.
mike_d85: Sure, but how would they understand us? It's like we expect them to understand human languages or something. Sure they pick up one or two verbal cues, but they aren't exactly travelling bards. I think this would get more frustrating if a dog was spouting broken English at you, but couldn't understand the reply.Also, maybe your dog is a dick who mutters smart-assed comments as he does things you ask him to. You'd grow to hate him.
Gaseous Anomaly: Why not just use M-o-o-o-orse?
DjangoStonereaver: She can say anything she wants and I'll believe her:[www.examiner.com image 500x673]
Loadmaster: Clifford D. Simak thought this up in 1952, in his sci-fi collection City.Basically, before leaving Earth for good, humans give dogs speech synthesizers and robot companions.
mongbiohazard: rustypouch: I think it would be something like "I love lasagna."I thought the first couple episodes were decent, but after that the show has catapulted in to full-on twisted awesomeness.
morg: As reported in the Lifestyle section of the South China Morning Post. You know, where you always go for Scandinavian technology news.
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