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(WWSB ABC 7)   Apparently unclear on how choke holds work, strip club employee opts to continue choke hold on patron until police arrive   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 139
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2014-02-25 12:24:08 PM
It was at a strip club, so I'm assuming a rear naked choke.
 
2014-02-25 12:28:49 PM
Says the victim's name was Canary. Are they sure it wasn't just from natural gas?
 
2014-02-25 12:53:16 PM
♫ Mama... just killed a man,
Put my arm against his throat,
Squeezed a bit, and now he's smote ♫
 
2014-02-25 12:57:03 PM
I'm thinking the victim was expecting another kind of choke hold when he came to the club.  Possibly an
avian one.
 
2014-02-25 01:35:45 PM

DjangoStonereaver: I'm thinking the victim was expecting another kind of choke hold when he came to the club.  Possibly an
avian one.


Yellow-throated Warbler choke?
 
2014-02-25 01:49:06 PM

bearded clamorer: ♫ Mama... just killed a man,
Put my arm against his throat,
Squeezed a bit, and now he's smote ♫


Now I have to explain to my boss why I fell out of my chair laughing.

....arse.
 
2014-02-25 01:50:44 PM
That guy should have stuck to chokin' his chicken.  Now he's got a lot of choking to do in his cell block.
 
2014-02-25 01:50:58 PM
Was it Wayne Brady?
 
2014-02-25 01:51:23 PM
Murder him he has.
 
2014-02-25 01:52:12 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
/now in the correct thread.
 
2014-02-25 01:56:58 PM

codenamewizard: Murder him he has.


This. Fark "manslaughter." Nobody can be stupid enough to not know the result of completely cutting off someone's air supply for several minutes and that should be the prosecutor's argument.
 
2014-02-25 02:01:08 PM
the victim, 35-year-old Donald Canary of Zolfo Springs, and two of his friends confronted lounge employee Brad Stanford over what they felt were disrespectful comments Stanford made towards a waitress.

...because it makes sense to do that.
 
2014-02-25 02:01:10 PM
After I'm done with the paparazzi, the bouncers are next.
 
2014-02-25 02:01:29 PM
Ms. Chokesondick approves
 
2014-02-25 02:03:10 PM
Police training, eh?

He resisted and was chocked until he stopped resisting.
 
2014-02-25 02:03:34 PM

KidneyStone: the victim, 35-year-old Donald Canary of Zolfo Springs, and two of his friends confronted lounge employee Brad Stanford over what they felt were disrespectful comments Stanford made towards a waitress.

...because it makes sense to do that.


Especially while they were patronizing a strip club.
 
2014-02-25 02:05:23 PM

KidneyStone: the victim, 35-year-old Donald Canary of Zolfo Springs, and two of his friends confronted lounge employee Brad Stanford over what they felt were disrespectful comments Stanford made towards a waitress.

...because it makes sense to do that.


Real-life white knighting can be hazardous to your health.
 
2014-02-25 02:07:29 PM
So, what kind of people work in strip clubs anyway?
 
2014-02-25 02:09:22 PM
Does not approve at all

slamxhype.com

/hot hot hot
//but better not be obscure
 
2014-02-25 02:09:36 PM

s16.postimg.org

SON I AM DISAPPOINT

 
2014-02-25 02:12:10 PM
Be sure to choke... until it's time not to choke.  I will let you know.
 
2014-02-25 02:13:50 PM

Rapmaster2000: Be sure to choke... until it's time not to choke.  I will let you know.


http://imgur.com/XS5LK
 
2014-02-25 02:13:51 PM
Top notch bouncer training......choke 'em out and give 'em to the cops coroner.
 
2014-02-25 02:14:47 PM

fireclown: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x224]
/now in the correct thread.


There's no wrong thread for that.
 
2014-02-25 02:14:55 PM
Auto-erotic asphyxiation?

/ I didn't know that strip clubs that featured exclusively dudes were a thing.
 
2014-02-25 02:17:39 PM
'When seconds count, the police are only minutes away....' thought the victim as he neared unconsciousness.
 
2014-02-25 02:21:25 PM

LesterB: Does not approve at all

[slamxhype.com image 630x354]

/hot hot hot
//but better not be obscure


Cove Hate? Why does he hate the cove?
 
2014-02-25 02:22:53 PM
If you're doin' it at the Cheetah, it ain't dancing.
 
2014-02-25 02:24:08 PM
The government needs to do background checks on citizens who want to carry choke holds.
 
2014-02-25 02:24:59 PM
Choke Hold?  Choke?  Choke is what you do on stage or at the superbowl, Choke is what you do when you try to eat a whole chicken leg.  What you do to another person is STRANGLE them.  Its a strangle hold, especially if you keep doing it until they die.

Strangle Hold just doesnt roll off the tongue the same though.
 
2014-02-25 02:25:15 PM
Is it a fetich club that specializes in breath control?
 
2014-02-25 02:26:09 PM

Rapmaster2000: Be sure to choke... until it's time not to choke.  I will let you know.


images.wikia.com

Roadhouse!
 
2014-02-25 02:28:01 PM

KidneyStone: the victim, 35-year-old Donald Canary of Zolfo Springs, and two of his friends confronted lounge employee Brad Stanford over what they felt were disrespectful comments Stanford made towards a waitress.

...because it makes sense to do that.


About as much sense as choking someone to death for 10 minutes instead of, y'know, kicking them out.
 
2014-02-25 02:28:41 PM
Motherfark a window, Radio Raheem is dead
 
2014-02-25 02:29:31 PM
B-Rad doesn't unchoke a biatch!
 
2014-02-25 02:30:43 PM
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"Where'd you learns how to talk to the ladies, the Double Duece from 'Roadhouse?" -Swissgar Swigelf (Metalocalypse)
 
2014-02-25 02:31:45 PM
I heard that LA cops stopped doing the sleeper when a couple of people under the influence didn't wake up.


/so I heard. Truth may vary
 
2014-02-25 02:33:01 PM
I think if a friend of mine was being choked past the point of passing out, and the guy who was doing it refused to release him, I'd quickly find a bottle or a knife or something marginally more threatening to said choker.  How much of a badarse was the guy that no one interfered while he had dead dude in a choke hold?
 
2014-02-25 02:35:27 PM
NutWrench


codenamewizard: Murder him he has.


This. Fark "manslaughter." Nobody can be stupid enough to not know the result of completely cutting off someone's air supply for several minutes and that should be the prosecutor's argument.


Hostile situation, security, adrenalin and roid rage will be the defense. Not saying it is right but I am sure it will plea down to involuntary MS.
 
2014-02-25 02:36:15 PM

reillan: I think if a friend of mine was being choked past the point of passing out, and the guy who was doing it refused to release him, I'd quickly find a bottle or a knife or something marginally more threatening to said choker.  How much of a badarse was the guy that no one interfered while he had dead dude in a choke hold?


This is what I am thinking too.  The choker would have gotten a serious beating.

of course, I DNRTFA
 
2014-02-25 02:37:02 PM

orclover: Choke Hold?  Choke?  Choke is what you do on stage or at the superbowl, Choke is what you do when you try to eat a whole chicken leg.  What you do to another person is STRANGLE them.  Its a strangle hold, especially if you keep doing it until they die.

Strangle Hold just doesnt roll off the tongue the same though.


That's why Ted Nugent didn't make the logical song.
 
2014-02-25 02:39:23 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Is it a fetich club that specializes in breath control?


It's Lamaze classes.
 
2014-02-25 02:40:08 PM
Apparently unclear on how the law works, cops charged him with manslaughter.
 
2014-02-25 02:40:53 PM

freakingmoron: orclover: Choke Hold?  Choke?  Choke is what you do on stage or at the superbowl, Choke is what you do when you try to eat a whole chicken leg.  What you do to another person is STRANGLE them.  Its a strangle hold, especially if you keep doing it until they die.

Strangle Hold just doesnt roll off the tongue the same though.

That's why Ted Nugent didn't make the logical song.


Yeah, that's why.

C'mon c'mon up
C'mon c'mon up
C'mon c'mon up
C'mon c'mon up
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon baby
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon up
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon baby
C'mon c'mon c'mon
 
2014-02-25 02:44:49 PM
Here I was, thinking that subby was "at one" with hyperbole.  And in TFA it states that the perp actually held the chokehold until the police arrived.  I'm trying to imagine how long that lasted.  I'm trying to imagine what a double-dumbass-Florida-squared tag would look like.

Wonder how that all ended.
Choker: Okay, police are here, I'm letting go now.
...
Police: This guy's farking dead.
Choker: Really?  Well, I did let go of 'em.
Police: You farking choked him the entire time?
...
Choker:  Well, at least he didn't get away.
 
2014-02-25 02:45:52 PM
Jesus....strangled the guy in front of his wife. I would imagine that she was crying and pleading with him to release her husband because he was killing him, and idiocracy bouncer just drooled "durrr....holding him till cops arrive hurr".

Throw the book at him.

On another note, this is why getting in fights in general is just a bad idea. A few seconds can drastically change your life....or end it.
 
2014-02-25 02:46:30 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-25 02:46:43 PM

studebaker hoch: Apparently unclear on how the law works, cops charged him with manslaughter.


NutWrench: codenamewizard: Murder him he has.

This. Fark "manslaughter." Nobody can be stupid enough to not know the result of completely cutting off someone's air supply for several minutes and that should be the prosecutor's argument.


Florida law says that murder must be premeditated or occur during the commission of one of a list of crimes.  I don't know how you could argue that the guy planned to kill the victim prior to their disagreement.
 
2014-02-25 02:48:25 PM

hammettman: Here I was, thinking that subby was "at one" with hyperbole.  And in TFA it states that the perp actually held the chokehold until the police arrived.  I'm trying to imagine how long that lasted.  I'm trying to imagine what a double-dumbass-Florida-squared tag would look like.

Wonder how that all ended.
Choker: Okay, police are here, I'm letting go now.
...
Police: This guy's farking dead.
Choker: Really?  Well, I did let go of 'em.
Police: You farking choked him the entire time?
...
Choker:  Well, at least he didn't get away.


I'm curious as to how this exchange played out myself. I'd loved to have seen the look on his face as it went from "you're going to jail, motherfarker!" to "I'm going to jail? Motherfarker."
 
2014-02-25 02:50:24 PM

bearded clamorer: ♫ Mama... just killed a man,
Put my arm against his throat,
Squeezed a bit, and now he's smote ♫


HAH!
 
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