DjangoStonereaver: I'm thinking the victim was expecting another kind of choke hold when he came to the club. Possibly anavian one.
bearded clamorer: ♫ Mama... just killed a man,Put my arm against his throat,Squeezed a bit, and now he's smote ♫
codenamewizard: Murder him he has.
KidneyStone: the victim, 35-year-old Donald Canary of Zolfo Springs, and two of his friends confronted lounge employee Brad Stanford over what they felt were disrespectful comments Stanford made towards a waitress....because it makes sense to do that.
SON I AM DISAPPOINT
Rapmaster2000: Be sure to choke... until it's time not to choke. I will let you know.
fireclown: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x224]/now in the correct thread.
LesterB: Does not approve at all[slamxhype.com image 630x354]/hot hot hot//but better not be obscure
reillan: I think if a friend of mine was being choked past the point of passing out, and the guy who was doing it refused to release him, I'd quickly find a bottle or a knife or something marginally more threatening to said choker. How much of a badarse was the guy that no one interfered while he had dead dude in a choke hold?
orclover: Choke Hold? Choke? Choke is what you do on stage or at the superbowl, Choke is what you do when you try to eat a whole chicken leg. What you do to another person is STRANGLE them. Its a strangle hold, especially if you keep doing it until they die.Strangle Hold just doesnt roll off the tongue the same though.
ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Is it a fetich club that specializes in breath control?
freakingmoron: orclover: Choke Hold? Choke? Choke is what you do on stage or at the superbowl, Choke is what you do when you try to eat a whole chicken leg. What you do to another person is STRANGLE them. Its a strangle hold, especially if you keep doing it until they die.Strangle Hold just doesnt roll off the tongue the same though.That's why Ted Nugent didn't make the logical song.
studebaker hoch: Apparently unclear on how the law works, cops charged him with manslaughter.
NutWrench: codenamewizard: Murder him he has.This. Fark "manslaughter." Nobody can be stupid enough to not know the result of completely cutting off someone's air supply for several minutes and that should be the prosecutor's argument.
hammettman: Here I was, thinking that subby was "at one" with hyperbole. And in TFA it states that the perp actually held the chokehold until the police arrived. I'm trying to imagine how long that lasted. I'm trying to imagine what a double-dumbass-Florida-squared tag would look like.Wonder how that all ended.Choker: Okay, police are here, I'm letting go now....Police: This guy's farking dead.Choker: Really? Well, I did let go of 'em.Police: You farking choked him the entire time?...Choker: Well, at least he didn't get away.
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