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(News 13 Orlando)   Florida math problem: Guns + fake $20 + hankerin' for a pickled sausage = Beat up the ice cream man   (mynews13.com) divider line 23
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2014-02-25 11:44:13 AM  
 
2014-02-25 11:59:45 AM  
" I'm your ice cream man, shoot me when I'm passing by... oh my my! "
 
2014-02-25 12:03:18 PM  
But WHY, why is the ice cream man selling pickled sausage?
 
2014-02-25 12:03:35 PM  
This would never have happened if ice cream truck drivers could carry guns.  You know, to protect the children.

/Am I doing it right?
 
2014-02-25 12:10:30 PM  
The more I think about it, I believe there's a group of comedy writers, who provide Floridians with hilarious skits to act out in public.  That's really the only explanation I can come up with.

/ Why would you ask the ice cream guy for a pickled sausage, whatever the fark that might be?
 
2014-02-25 12:14:05 PM  
I was told there would be no meth.
 
2014-02-25 12:18:50 PM  

Hector Remarkable: But WHY, why is the ice cream man selling pickled sausage?


Because it's winter? They have to supplement their income somehow.
 
2014-02-25 12:24:21 PM  

Boba Chet: This would never have happened if ice cream truck drivers could carry guns.  You know, to protect the children.

/Am I doing it right?


Protect em'? Hell, arm 'em. We're #1, We're #1. We...*blam*.

*just checkin' to see if it's loaded. not no more.*
 
2014-02-25 12:33:34 PM  
Timer could have told him to hanker for a hunk of cheese. And a wagon wheel would have been easier to make!
 
2014-02-25 12:35:33 PM  

zimbomba63: The more I think about it, I believe there's a group of comedy writers, who provide Floridians with hilarious skits to act out in public.  That's really the only explanation I can come up with.

/ Why would you ask the ice cream guy for a pickled sausage, whatever the fark that might be?


Or the state has a large population of low class mouth breathers that do all sorts of stupid shiat. It really is sad. The adults are easy to spot and avoid, I feel bad for the children who are stuck in school with some of these assholes, it's hard to avoid them there.
 
2014-02-25 12:37:43 PM  
*Rocky & Bullwinkle voice over*

Tune in NEXT week for "I was told there would be no math!"

-OR!-

"Time to pay the Pickled Piper!"
 
2014-02-25 12:45:46 PM  

odinsposse: Hector Remarkable: But WHY, why is the ice cream man selling pickled sausage?

Because it's winter? They have to supplement their income somehow.


With pickled sausage replacing ice cream? REALLY? I don't have a cultural clue about Florida. I'd be selling hot apple pies or something.
 
2014-02-25 12:52:10 PM  
I bet the "Ice Cream Man" was selling drugs, as some ice cream truck drivers do 'round these parts, and got pissed when someone tried to rip him off.

 Really, you're going to try and wrestle a gun from a person over something that costs a few dollars? Im all about taking action based on principal, regardless of how minor it may seem, but c'mon, something else had to be going on.

Or, I can just accept that people here really are that retarded, which I already know but try to deny it. There is no getting around it. I dont think Im actually all that surprised to read some of the stories that come out of Florida, it just further reinforces my want to leave. The demographic here is really a challenge to deal with in a civilized manner.
 
2014-02-25 12:56:23 PM  

Hector Remarkable:  I don't have a cultural clue about Florida. I'd be selling hot apple pies or something.


I dont think we really have any cultural distinction here, there are so many non-native Floridians here than its all over the place. You'd be just as successful selling food from a northern culture, as you would be selling food from a southern culture, or any part of the world for that matter. Theres everything here.
 
2014-02-25 01:01:43 PM  
"Hankering for pickled sausage" and "Beat up the ice cream man" can both be used as sexual euphemisms.
 
2014-02-25 01:15:23 PM  

Level5: I bet the "Ice Cream Man" was selling drugs, as some ice cream truck drivers do 'round these parts, and got pissed when someone tried to rip him off.

 Really, you're going to try and wrestle a gun from a person over something that costs a few dollars? Im all about taking action based on principal, regardless of how minor it may seem, but c'mon, something else had to be going on.

Or, I can just accept that people here really are that retarded, which I already know but try to deny it. There is no getting around it. I dont think Im actually all that surprised to read some of the stories that come out of Florida, it just further reinforces my want to leave. The demographic here is really a challenge to deal with in a civilized manner.


Start asking the local "Floridians" where they are from - my bet is that a good percentage were not born there, or have lived there for a majority of their lives.
 
2014-02-25 02:10:34 PM  
I'm still coming to terms with the very concept of pickled sausage *hurk!*....

Oh that sounds so farking rank....
 
2014-02-25 02:17:57 PM  
Yo dawg, Imma leave here with a pickled sausage one way or a other....
 
2014-02-25 02:40:24 PM  

Level5: Hector Remarkable:  I don't have a cultural clue about Florida. I'd be selling hot apple pies or something.

I dont think we really have any cultural distinction here, there are so many non-native Floridians here than its all over the place. You'd be just as successful selling food from a northern culture, as you would be selling food from a southern culture, or any part of the world for that matter. There's everything here.


Well, that in itself is a clue, thank you. I have been searching te streets all night and all day where I am in a quest for pickled sausage trucks, and have found none. Odd looks, many. Pickled sausages, none.
 
2014-02-25 03:09:46 PM  
.....carry the potatoe?
 
2014-02-25 04:40:15 PM  
Please explain to me, what is a pickled sausage?  I'm from a Polish lineage, we have pickles, sauerkraut, pickled herring  and we have various sausages.  I've eaten the food of most of the various ethnic groups living in the Chicago area. I have never run across a pickled sausage.  Is it Cuban?  Cajun?  Creole?  What?

/ As you can see this is bothering me.
 
2014-02-25 05:21:53 PM  

zimbomba63: Please explain to me, what is a pickled sausage?  I'm from a Polish lineage, we have pickles, sauerkraut, pickled herring  and we have various sausages.  I've eaten the food of most of the various ethnic groups living in the Chicago area. I have never run across a pickled sausage.  Is it Cuban?  Cajun?  Creole?  What?

/ As you can see this is bothering me.


You're not the only one. This whole thing smells of pickles and sausages. I think you might be right with the Cuban.
 
2014-02-26 03:52:20 PM  
Well, look at everybody in this thread... all, "I'm too good to live in proximity to a sketchy part of town wahhhhhhhhhhh"
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